Police were called to Walmart for reports of a man that had taken display laptops and cell phones. The man had returned the next day to do the same. This is what police found. How you doing? Did you see your ID? Oh, I don't I don't have it with me. Who are you? I'm just Who are you? Uh, what do you mean who I am? Who are you? I'm just me. What's your name? Well, you don't need my Yeah, I do. You need my name cuz I'm shopping. I need your name because I know you're a suspect. Why would I be a suspect? Grabbing you, bro. Sir, listen. Hands behind your back. Yes, sir. Now, can I get my phone? Hands behind your back. You can do this [Applause] like it. No. You'll see. Let go. I'm coming. Let go. God damn it. Get that squish that God [ __ ] try. I can't take out that. It was supposed to be his lookout. Where's white? I'll put this in a bag. He also has a tank top on somewhere, but we took a Let me feel me. Let me get your stuff. handle. So, what happened today, dude? What What was going on? I was being Well, I went to try to do that iPhone thing, you know, cuz everybody's getting it. My little buddy, my friend was in there. Uh-huh. He came out. He was going to do the, you know, do Yeah. Just just We needed some money because of the way he left. We just can't quite confirm it yet. Confirm. He thought he took four and it was a It was a Fitbit, though. No, it it was an actual cell phone. Oh, okay. It was actual. Yeah, he took it off the uh that's why there's nothing out there now because like I said when you guys all got out there is I mean the real thing is he's going for a warrant either way. So he's going in for that. But let's let's tack on a felony retail theft on top of it. And based on that video you sent I think we can probably go battle too. Oh yes. Cuz he was spitting and Yeah. He spit on the floor in there. Yeah. Why' you Why'd you take the laptop, man? Does it even work? I have no idea. I was trying to get enough money to buy from that guy. Okay. If I got 500, I can do something decent. I got you. What were you trying to buy? I was going to buy an ounce. Okay.