[Music] Police were called for a report of an unstable man holding a baseball bat. When they arrived, this is who they found. >> I also saw you with your pants down and it looks like a piss. >> I had the piss on. I've been walking all day. >> You can't do that out in public. Right on the public street. >> What am I supposed to do? >> Huh? >> What am I supposed to do? >> Go to a public bathroom. >> I was walking. I I ain't here, bro. >> Okay, I'm not going to argue with you. I need you to set that bat down. I'm not going to take it away from you, but I need to set that bat down. Huh? >> Why? >> Because I'm going to detain you. >> Why? >> I just want >> What did you do? >> I just told you. >> What? You were urinating >> out on Prospect. How did I urinate? >> Someone saw that and as soon as I pulled up here, I literally saw you. I've been smoking the whole thing. I pissed your penis out and you were pissing right here. >> I pissed in my pants though. >> How would you piss in your pants if your penis is out? I >> cuz I had to take it out. I had to piss back. I need to get your information. I need you to have that. I have this. >> I understand that. >> But what? >> I'm not going to take that back. >> I need you to set it down. >> What do you mean? >> I want you to stand up. Back down. >> Why? >> I already told you. >> I didn't do [ __ ] I'm just sitting here in the shade, bro. I'm standing in the shade. >> I already told you. >> What did I do? >> I'm not going to tell you again. What did I do? >> I already told you. >> I want you to set that. >> What did I do? >> I want you. Police stop. >> Show me your hands. >> Show me your hands. >> What did I do? What am I doing? >> I didn't see anything else. >> [ __ ] man. My leg hurt. I need to catch my breath. >> 1721. You're behind where you [ __ ] ard down [ __ ] [ __ ] right there. broomstick now. >> Stop moving around, man. All right. Jesus Christ. >> You able to get yourself up? Yeah. >> How are we going to be able to get you up? >> Lift you up. >> Lift you up like that. [Music] >> Open prospect. >> You ready? One, two, three. >> All right. Just get him s with me. Come on. >> Hey, >> stay with me. >> Stay with me. I'm trying to find him to stand up. He's got like a broken elbow. >> Yeah, we got cold one. >> If you could just guide him this way cuz we can't get him. >> Are you okay? Hit me all my [ __ ] right arm. >> [ __ ] Now you guys [Music] around [Music] the middle of sitting [ __ ] arm hurt. You [ __ ] hit me with the damn bat. >> He hit you in the back. Where at? >> On my [ __ ] arm. >> All right, you're good to go. >> Don't need any more cars. Huh? >> Yeah. >> Okay. SP [Music] Oh, [Applause] you're ready. [Music] [Music] particular. [Music] [Music] >> Yeah. Where? >> Where's that bat? >> Right here. >> Right there. [Music] Bat is here. He hit me with the bat twice. Poor Marana. You all right? >> Armor secure.