A guy gets caught switching tags on some stakes at Walmart. When police bust him, he doesn't seem to think it's a big deal. This is who police found. Sir, that way. Okay. You don't need to grab. Okay. It's not that big. It is. I can pay. I can pay for it. It's fun to You've already had the chance to pay for it. I know. I know. I know. Okay, let's do this. ID. [Applause] You can't go through my wall. I can actually. Okay. That's my personal property. I'm sorry. It It wasn't It was It's a mistake. I know. It's stupid. I know. It's stupid. It's not. I know. He's way over. I know. I'm sorry. I apologize. I know. I know. I know, hun. I'm sorry. Is this Excuse me, hun. What's up? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. I just want I just want to know what's going to happen. I don't want to get arrested. I just I won't come back here. I won't [ __ ] I'm sorry. I understand. Have you ever been caught from Walmart? No. I'm going to take your picture. Okay. Um, so Walmart has a low double digit number that we prosecute over. Okay. One of their items. The triple pack of mistakes is double our amount. Okay. So you're like three, four times our our prosecution rate. So we are going to prosecute complete amount. No. Let's start off with the uh the steaks. Yes. Where do we get the stickers for the ground beef? On the ground beef. Okay. And you just took the ground beef sticker and stuck it on? Yeah. Yeah. It's not like I had him at my house or something. Logan Brendesi. Yes, sir. Or Royan. Logan. Logan. You're not Roy. I'm Logan Roy. My last name is Roy. So, who's Roy? Logan Bis. That's me. Logan Roy. I just said that. Okay. And then who is Logan? Logan Jason. Logan Jason. Jason is my middle name. Well, which is it? Is it Roy or is it your name? Logan. What? What's your name? Logan. Jason Roy. So, this is you. Yes. So, then who's this? I don't know. A girl gets blacked out drunk and crashes into a guy on his way to work. The girl keeps begging the cops to take her home and bill her for the damage. This is who caused the trouble. You guys are like I'mma go cuz I'm not gonna wait forever for you toing answer when I'm the one who got all theing damage. Like my window went out. My whole window went out. What happened to his truck? What happened to his I just want a ride home? Just give me a give me a ride home. Me how much you've had to drink today? Probably like three twistes. I probably shouldn't be driving. I won't drive no more. Three twisted teeth. Yeah. And that's all you've had to drink today was the three twisted teas. Can I please give my insurance and you guys should give me a ride home? We'd like to do some We'd like to do some field sobriety testing here with you real quick. continue. Oh god, all I want to do is to get to my first house and be okay. Go to sleep until I go to work. I will pay whatever fine you give me whatever the insurance cost is. Please drive me home. I understand that, Maya, but we'd really like to see. Please don't take me to jail over this stupid [ __ ] Well, if you're driving impaired, that's against the law. So, we got to find out. A little more than I should have. I don't I don't usually drink. So, when I drink a little bit, I get Hey, Maya. Can we get a breath test on you real quick? Are you going to send me to jail? Be real. Be real with me. Are you going to send me to jail? We'll cross that bridge when we come do it. Okay. You guys, don't ever get me. Nobody give me We'll do it at the law enforcement center. Okay. No. He's going to get car. Just give me a ride home. No. No. No. I know my rights. Let me go in the car now. Let me call my grandma. Let me call my grandma. Open the car. Sir. Sir. Let me call my grandma. Ask me. Let me call my grandma. That's all I'm asking. A jobless, broke annoying [ __ ] was kicked out of a bar for being broke and annoying the females. He calls 911 and tells the responding officers his version. He quickly annoys the officers as well and they arrest him. This is the loser police found. Don't talk to like that. You're going to talk. I don't care who he is. Okay. I I don't care if he's a captain. If you want to report somebody I was trying to talk to him and he was talking over me. Okay. I was trying to talk to him and he was like, "Oh my god." Oh, talk to these two right here. Okay. So, so what's your [ __ ] job, dude? [ __ ] dumb ass. Okay, so I'm [ __ ] trying to talk to you guys until this guy [ __ ] I never know how to [ __ ] talk to you. Okay, so I was at Land Corners. These two women were talking to me and I'm trying to [ __ ] you know, party and these two girls were talking to me and I'm like, "Bro, get the [ __ ] away from me." You know, like get away, you know? I don't like I'm not I'm like back away and they kicked me out, you know? So they they kicked me physically, but they pushed me. They hit my head and I wasn't doing anything to those two women. I was like, you know, no one wants to [ __ ] with you. I don't know who you are. Like, who the [ __ ] are you? So I, you know, I was like, you know, back away. And those I don't know, two security officers pushed me away for no reason. I wasn't doing anything. You're allowed to. Yeah, but private business. I wasn't doing anything to private. So who hit you? Like the the officer in the back, the security officer. Yeah. No, that's a bouncer. And he's allowed to escort you off the property. I would because he's allowed to escort you off the property. If I go push somebody over there, then what? You can't push somebody. He's a security officer. If I go back there and I go back there, what's your [ __ ] name? And if he doesn't want to give you a name, that's his American right not to give [ __ ] shoot him in his [ __ ] head. Do you have a gun on you? You shouldn't be bring whatever. [ __ ] you. So, what am I going to do? Either way, do you have your ID on you? You don't have my ID. You don't even have your ID. All right, have a good night. And the What am I gonna [ __ ] do, [ __ ] 38. I've been here 25 years. You got a problem with that? What's your bad? Get out of the street. I just told you what it was. What's your [ __ ] What's your number? What's your [ __ ] number, dude? How are you getting home, dude? Get the [ __ ] away. How you getting home? Hell no. Put your hands behind your back. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's naked. He's [ __ ] Oh my god. A girl runs from police after being pulled over for a minor traffic offense. She loses control and almost crashes into someone's house. She said she didn't know what to do because she had never been pulled over before. This is who police found. Yes. What do you got? Northbound Irwin. [Music] Got a couple of minutes in him so far. [Applause] 111 [Music] [Applause] [Music] southbound Johnson 111. The tire's almost off this vehicle. Lost it into lot 112. 11124 Johnson. Gunpoint. Show me your hands. Johnson, show me your hands. Out the window with your hands. If you run, you will get hurt. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Down on the ground. Anybody else in the car? Am I going to jail? Uh, yeah. Why? Huh? Why? Because you fled from officers and we tried to initiate a traffic stop. How do I spell your last name? You have a driver's license in Minnesota? Yeah. Is there any way I can get this off my record? No. You're an adult. You're going to get convicted or charged as an adult. So, is that jail time? Like, how long you talking? Cuz I don't know. I've just never I am not a judge. Okay. Well, I didn't know. I've never gotten pulled over, so I didn't know what to do. A girl and her boyfriend were pulled over while delivering Instacart. The girl didn't have insurance and soon realized how important having insurance is. This is who police found. Stupid. Hi ma'am. I'm officer here with Bloom Police Department and the reason stop you. Two things. One, state of Illinois required to have a front plane your vehicle registration. Two, when you transition to the left lane, you did not signal. When you transition that lane, you did not. I saw you from down the road. I do not see you signal. Uh, do you do you have your license proof insurance on you? I don't have. All right, sir. Do you have your license on you? No, it doesn't. You have a seat belt on? Oh, there it is. Perfect. All right. Do you have your insurance? No. No insurance. All right. I got a bike. I'm just standing by till Officer Hillary concludes his uh traffic stop. Where you guys headed to the store. To the store. I got you. Did you have insurance on the vehicle? No, I don't at the moment. I've been through this like 100 [ __ ] times. Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't know. So, that's why I was asking fine. I'm just really annoyed and irritated. I spent months trying to get my insurance and been working my ass off and it's just annoying having to deal with it. Be doing Instacart and driving around. It's You need to have insurance. It's a good idea for you to have insurance. Yeah. It is a law to have insurance, but I'mware I get you. I'm just trying to let let you know. I don't need I I know all the information. You have no clue who I am. You have no clue what what I've been through and you have no [ __ ] clue why I sleep in my car. So, don't I'm okay. I I'm just trying to suggest that if you're going to be driving out and I actually understand that. Thank you. I understand you need insurance. I'm actually fully [ __ ] aware. She goes, "All right, Miss McCormick, we're going to have you both step out of the vehicle time." All right. We have a K9 here. It's called free. You have to step out of the vehicle. No, I don't. There is nothing. Ma'am, you will go to jail. The case law dictates you I You have no probability. No. All right. You're not going to jail. Get out of the car. Let go of her. Please let me get my car. Get out of the car. Get out of the car. You going to jail? Let me call her now. Get out of the car. Damn. Hey, what kind of Shut up, dude. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? Yeah. No, I got you. Yep. Just going to readjust these couchs for you. All right. Anything expensive on the car at all? Uh miscellaneous clothes um and property. Nothing of real value. Uh the interior is just disgusting.