A man gets his feelings hurt when his girlfriend dumps him and moves on. The manchild went crazy, destroying everything inside the shared apartment. I guess this is why he got dumped. When police arrived, this is who they encountered. Where's his name? Derek. Derek doesn't have any go in there. Talking to you, bro. Why? I don't talk to police, bro. Why not? Bro, what do you mean why not? Bro, he got drunk. Cuz he found out. That's tough. Okay, makes more sense. Did you slow Derek? Hey, listen to me. Better calm down, bro. What's going on? I'm calm. You better calm down. I'm calm as can be. Okay, that's cool. Okay, bro. Look at the apartment, man. Look at the apartment. I don't care about this apartment. Okay, I understand. I'm going to leave. My girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, she was seeing she with some other dude right now. Okay. She said she's at her sister's house. She left her Apple Watch here. You can see the messages through her Apple Watch. Seeing all her messages, talking to all these other dudes. She said she went to the airport to pick up her friend. She went to go pick up some dude from Cleveland. She stopped sharing her location with me to go to the airport to go get her friend from Cleveland. Right. It take that long to write a ticket. You got to write it, bro. I just What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? I swear. What? Bro, I'm going to kill you. I got Listen, I get I get it's stressful. Please don't kill. What? I'm not going to do nothing. Okay, but I need you need to be smart first off with your choice of words. You live here. We kind of explain it to your roommate a little bit. You guys have shared property, so you're going to have to take them to civil court. This is my This is all my I'm good. I'm about to leave. Had a good time at the airport, didn't I had a good time at the [Applause] airport. Stop right now. What are you doing back? Not Bro, I physically cannot move my arm. Bro, what's happening? What did I miss? See, she came here. He grabbed the laptop and threw it at her face. But that's a bro. She said she going to kill me. What? What? Y'all not arresting her? [ __ ] you doing? Did you guys see him throw it? Yeah, he threw right in front of my face. What's wrong with you? All right, then I'll get you a squad. Sit down. All right, I'll get you a squad. [Applause]