foreign prosecution calls Rachel Zane objection your honor the witness cannot object to testifying simply because she intends to take the witness doesn't have to testify because she's my wife what I have a marriage certificate here from the state of Nevada showing that the witness and I were married in Las Vegas six weeks after we started dating both of you up here now where the hell did you get that what do you mean you didn't marry her and you know it why do I have everything I need proving I did because you did some to get out of this oh look who's crying about it now keep your voices down like this is a joke you try this in court Gibbs is going to prove you're not married and Rachel's going to go to jail for perjury he's right you better know what the hell you're doing who said that I was going to use this in the real trial I get it this is a fake just like you I said keep your Goddamn voice this is as real as that affidavit was okay now you wanted to Rattle me I've rattled you what are you gonna do about it prosecution calls Rachel's answer the stand objection we just went over this when spousal privilege is invoked in the moment prosecution has the right to challenge the validity of the marriage this is ridiculous rejection overruled Miss Zane take the stand we can skip swearing her in since she's just gonna lie about it anyway objection Miss Dane if you got married six weeks after dating the defendant why are you engaged to him right now because we did it on a whim and we'd plan to have an annulment but once we fell more in love we thought that it might be wonderful to reveal it to our families after we were married again and how exactly did it go when you got married the first time we were in Las Vegas yeah yeah I don't give a where you were what color was a dress what color was the cape objection who was there were there any Witnesses come on and what God damn time was that tell me right let the witness answer the dress was white and the cake was Vanilla with a buttercream frosting it was a small ceremony at around 10 pm and I remember the man who married us like it was yesterday because it was the most special day of my life when you came up with this story did Mr Ross at least give you the courtesy of letting you make up your own memories of your supposedly sacred day objections if he represents himself at trial you won't have a real wedding for at least two to five years Harvey and I've got one more question did you vow to remain faithful to Mr Ross throughout your marriage yes I did yeah then I guess when you cheated on him with Logan Sanders it means you lied to him at that non-existent ceremony just like you're lying all of us right now that's enough if you want to bring more outside information to dispute this marriage feel free but for right now this witness is excused [Music]