thank you put that gun on the floor and kick it over Harry mate we for dead where have you been I have packed Trout the joke of every blonde was blonde yeah found a bunch of the yard covered the rocket Boom that's it hey black towel woke up everyone was gone found a gun in the yard and then discovered the chocolate room and that was it you tell me where that chocolate room is right now or I will kill you myself I don't stop under he doesn't remember some but then who hit Harry on the back of the head I'll be Bob bit me with a butt and bothered me Groove out of replacement his mom hit him on the back of the head with a pot and told him to move out of her basement you live in your mother's basement bro drive please don't judge me okay so someone in this room killed rip dragged him to the freezer dumped the murder weapon in the front yard shot Kurt Smith and orchestrated the Colossal chandelier trap she's summarizing the female detective she's giving us a summary of the night's events my point is that perhaps it wasn't one person who committed the crimes one person did commit all these it had to be more than one person yeah pretty sure I just said that I mean think about it how could one person have pulled all this off without an accomplice very interesting message what do you say we put Juliet's Theory to the test thank you Sean [Music] perhaps it was a rip who killed Melinda all those years ago apparently ripenard got into a huge role years ago over Melinda Lane after all she was toying with both Billy's heart and Harry's heart she was a cancer to the band rip wouldn't allow it yet so he killed her you son of a and Rich mine was such mush you probably didn't even remember committing the murders but then he started seeing a shrink and all the Lost members came back including the murder Melinda Lane confessed to Billy done after five years in prison for a murder you didn't can make you snapped and you picked up an ice pick and you chased him throughout the house [Applause] [Music] and you caught him and you plunged the ice pick into his back killing him foreign [Music] thick heavily tattooed arms you began dragging Priceless scorpions flying through the kitchen and hit him in the freezer but then I came straight at the door and he was tricking with panic you had to get rid of the murder weapon indeed to the port cashier [Music] and so you snuck into the yard to dispose of the ice pick where you saw Kurt Smith [Music] and you shot the legendary rock icon dead he's not dead you son of a [Music] boom but then who tried to kill Billy with that big monster Chandelier Just Dance you know what's funny I don't have any real Clarity on that one Burton that's a lot of nonsense rip didn't kill nobody he was in the room next to me all night snoring his ass off which means I didn't kill rip because he didn't kill Melinda which means I was never in the yard dumping any murder weapon because I did a murder anyone except for Melinda Lane I guess I still murdered her I'm sorry sweetie it looks like this multiple killer theories and holding much water at the moment and you're right Billy so everyone get comfy because I'm gonna tell you how the real killer pulled this off Belinda Lane wasn't for real Muse behind the band back in the day the real Muse makes the tastiest snacks this side of the Pecos and also has a gift for whistling undeniably catchy Melodies isn't that right clear B foreign [Music] had been stealing your tunes and cash for years and all you have to show for it is a 25 watch Melinda kept taking all the credit with the press for being the inspiration behind all the band's hit songs and one day you looked in the mirror and said man I'm done with these dab Shacks you snuck into the room Melinda was sleeping and you smothered her good that's crazy man is it years later rip after intensive Psychotherapy started filling in the blanks he realized it was you who killed Melinda came here to confront you you ice picked him and we're looking for another hiding place for your murder weapon Kurt Smith legend that he is found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time [Music] he's not dead of course it was you Cliff B who loosened the screws on the ginormous chandelier knowing full well that it was Billy's magic spot and it was only a matter of time before it fell and crushed that pasty thieving ass Say It Isn't So I only have one black friend it's you and I just don't have a time or resources to find a replacement hello who are you fine it was me those cats have been stealing from me for years behind your back time to go to jail don't worry Kurt we're gonna be with you the whole way mate you're gonna be fine Kurt that's a flesh one baby no no time Trooper Kurt Smith sings with Kurt smooth oh God probably call Animal Control right yes great now Gus and I are gonna go home and make love to our wives we're not married [Music] [Music]