nothing will prepare you for the wild
ride this woman takes police on across
several locations over several
hours are you the reason why I'm getting
called here yes I'm
more nice so you were the one that they
were calling about I am so they is a
female laying on the bathroom Flor right
now okay right who is not
coherent and this entire bar is trying
to accommodate that it's fine it's no
big deal she's not okay at
all okay I
I well let me go see what's going on in
here sure go ahead all right go ahead hi
hey how you guys doing good what's up
what can I do for you I know we got
called about somebody unconscious in the
bathroom she's not unconscious she's up
she's away she's up and she's aake I'm
taking her home I know her personally
don't worry I will never let we still
need to look at okay would you like to
look at her yes she's perfectly fine
okay you guys can look at her thank you
I'm taking her home yes I'm just letting
you see that she's up she's okay I'm
taking her home the cheick outside was a
little dramatic we're having some
problems with her our
NOP
bom she was just in here she was just in
here she was fine though she was up and
fine so what's going on how do we lose
an unconscious person you got police
here fire department here you guys have
well the woman that called I know I'm so
sorry this is ridiculous the woman that
called she was being a little dramatic
and I told her she was acting full I
told her she needed to leave and she was
like no there's a woman unconscious I
was like no she's having a hard time she
was yuking she called a uber I told her
that that that's what was happening and
she was like well I'm going to call the
police I was like okay well you can call
the police but she's got Uber on the way
I don't know what else to do for you and
she was being very very freaked out and
very dramatic she was causing a scene
she was causing fight I mean it's not
illegal for her to be passed out in the
bathroom we're here to check on her own
well on her well so we have no idea
where she's at the only thing I can
assume is that she got in her Uber by
the time that I went out there and
talked to you guys because she had
called an Uber half an hour before I
mean it took me 30 seconds to get here
yeah who who is this person you know her
um no I did all right well we're going
to do our D just to see if she's here
but I told who cold let St Mak any
sense I'm going to make sure there's
nobody laying around here somewhere the
door is locked yeah just door lock the
way that the way the way that this girl
that's working here was acting yeah like
she wasn't like she wasn't going to let
us in right right that's what I walked
up to I was like well you're going to
let us in something weird yeah I mean
can't just sneak out a door if she's
that
drunk well this is what I'm trying to
figure out you said you were taking her
home but then now you're saying she was
taking an Uber well I mean I was going
to take her home and she had talked
about calling it
Uber so
this
hello this girl that she called about
she called I was just a bystander I was
did you see this girl pass out the the
the barn girl her sister's in Orange uh
all I know that her sister's in Orange
is the sister the older one the younger
one apparently was she came out and said
that she was throwing up in the
bathrooms that's all I heard okay so the
girl that's passed out
yes
she wa you can't find her
no no I promise you she was literally
with her cousin okay so who's her cousin
or who's her sister
name blond what's your name let's take
this down this is getting a little
getting a little dramatic here know his
name this is getting a little dramatic
walterman walterman is sitting here I
don't give a if I know him or not you
know me I know you it's fine he is
sitting here there is a girl passed out
on the godam nobody in there there there
was I just walked out of the goddamn
bathroom but they passed out Len
20-year-old girl on the bathroom floor
well there's nobody
exactly and they're going to cover it up
in your offer that's what this is what
are you doing I promise you on God what
are you
doing which one is her C go to jail it's
not my cousin I ain't going there's a so
there's a taller one who's also blond
with dirty blonde
hair only only she is a 20y old pleas
stop the only
the only people that are in there are
the employees right now
not [ __ ] I was just in there there
was walk in there with me they walked
out the back door theyed out the back
door there is a 20-year-old girl in
there and her cousin sitting there
laying on the bathroom godamn floor five
Squad oh God okay so oh my godone of
them work
Walter's hope gets a she and I were
talking but she came up to me talk to
me it's beside the point the crap
careful because you're going to go to
jail yeah you are give me go to jail so
her cousin went in after 20 minutes to
go see her so here's so here's the thing
there's five there's five Squad guys and
myself walk through every room inside
that no one's in there then they left
out the side door if anything because
they knew and the only reason they left
is because she already started screaming
that she was gonna call the cops because
she was afraid that she was too up to go
home well here's the thing she's in a
bar it's not illegal for her to be drunk
exactly I decided to just check the
restroom just in case and I opened the
door and her sister who was in Orange
who I'm pretty sure was out here to talk
to you was probably gone actually
there's nobody in there except the
employees then they left because her
sister her cousin is in Orange in like
Bangals colors right her cousin when you
talk to your drunk friend tomorrow you
can explain to her there's nobody in
here except so so they're they were
there I promise you she's right they
were in the bathroom together and she
was helping her to the toilet and then I
said okay I guess you got this I'm going
to walk out I walk out and then I walk
out here next thing you know I see the
cop cars coming I'm like who called the
cops and they're like she did and I was
like well no she's just puking in the
toilet right now at last I checked and
now they're gone because they they knew
she was going to call the cops and I'm
pretty sure but who cares if she calls a
cops well they did and all a sudden you
guys are arriving and I'm thinking well
if they ever if they ask me the last
time I saw her was in the bathroom with
her cousin which is the truth I promise
you on God on my mother personally I
could care less all I care about I don't
know where no dead no one's dead she
just got she just got hell wasted I
don't know why don't just don't walk
down the street with that oh I'm
drinking this year yes sir my bad I
forgot I even have this in my hand
what's her first
name oh man hold on let me think she
told me her name I know she told me her
name I was uh preoccupied by oh well
that's fine I don't care that much so no
it it seems important oh well whatever I
don't care hey honey I'm sorry that your
time was racing I I feel bad is wasted
not why is she even so I mean you got
six five six Squad guys here you know
but yeah but whatever all right well I'm
out of here have a good one about 40
minutes later a complaint about a highly
intoxicated person at a convenience
store LED officers right back to the
same problematic woman she's in she
right here
yeah
easy the rest oh thank God you're here
cuz I've been listening to her trying to
get her down she just went to the
restaurant second she's talking to some
officer about how how you guys
mistreated her cousin I don't know what
that means but sure apparently you guys
weren't listening to how her cousin felt
about the situation even though her
cousin was under the influence of many
any alcoholic drinks I don't know how
many cuz I walked in there after I
worked cuz I work at APG I was just
walking in there for a shot or to she's
freaking out about how someone drugged
her sister or some SH now her sister's
incoherent and you should give a [ __ ]
about it because I care about her I'm
like dude that's okay so that's your
that's your sister or your friend what's
funny was she didn't tell me any of that
she didn't tell me it was her sister
brother she's she's saying all sorts of
to be honest I feel like she's just
she's just trying to get an excuse in to
get away from her boyfriend who's
standing right
there I'm giving him films up cuz
honestly he talked to me but only after
end up going jail here oh now we got all
the cops here here's walterman right
here here's walterman right here who are
you mler mler we
I'm not going to get off the phone I'm
not going to get off the phone you got
about 2 seconds you got seconds is going
to arrest me right now that's correct
hold on I just walked out of the
bathroom walterman is no he's arresting
me before going any further is arresting
[ __ ] get off me get off me I'm doing
nothing to
you you did this [ __ ] you did this
dri your back put your hands behind your
back get off
me oh I punch him in the face punch in
the face and took on the ground dumb ass
you did that okay you go to jail you
have your two daughters at home you want
to got her thank you yes sir is that her
stuff yeah I you could have got my car
now look what happened why would you do
this why would you do this put your
hands behind your back or she slipp she
SLI
out this is just making it worse for you
do
understand laen stop stop you're
cative
face there we go oh there you go stop
you little stop pry crer
mother
[ __ ] [ __ ]
mother I'm so sorry I'm sorry you're
fine I'm sorry dude this is [ __ ] my
camera's on mine is fell
off let me grab her
stuff
sorry how much Ain your fault how much
stuff did she break I put it on there
she didn't break anything as far as I
see where where's her wallet on the we
put it on your car was that any of her
prop that was there yeah he said he put
it on your car oh here it
is I'm going go up to the district first
okay you Freddy Krueger mother did you
ever give me my Miranda rights is your
is your body cam going when when Freddy
Freddie when did you give me my Miranda
right when Freddy did you give me my
Miranda Right anything I can will be
prob gu me when when did you do that
Freddy you already up
Freddie you will all be hearing from my
attorney okay I've never been giving my
Miranda rights not once not at any point
Miss at at any point get the off me I
deserve right nobody ever told me that I
was being detained nobody ever told me
my Miranda right you ain't above no get
this off my hands right
now now Freddy fredd get this the off my
I ain't getting off nothing get this
[ __ ] off and I won't leave good okay
good and I will I'm pressing charges
against all of you when when did you
ever give me any any indication that I
was being arrested being detained
nothing Freddy would have you ever done
that did you do that Freddy you're a
piece of [ __ ] you'll always be a piece
of I'm going be a police officer I going
feel like I'm I'm somebody you CR [ __ ]
get this off of me bet your wife looks
better than I do doesn't she doesn't she
cretive face you could you couldn't pull
me first of all what am I being charged
with what am I being detain while
intoxicated and resisting arrest
resisting arrest for what I was saying
speed on the phone what am I being
arrested for disorderly contact while
I'm because the speedway guy called us
no he did it yes he did no he didn't no
the he didn't you can't [ __ ] so when
you sit here if you touch me
you touch me you want you want to feel
my you want to
feel I don't want to touch anything you
do no I don't
big nose ass mother you fat ass mother
you ass motherucker I F at Speedway did
nothing did a not a goddamn mothering
thing asked for a goddamn ride and
you're giving me for disorderly conduct
cuz I asked for a ride yes you you cross
mother you little power control mother
so this Crater Face motherucker had a
issue cuz he wouldn't do nothing about
some I was laying on a goddamn floor in
aing bathroom that I felt bad for she
was laying on a goddamn floor
incoherent if you do not get these cffs
off me where they're cutting off my
circulation I swear to God all right
I'll make this worth it I'll make it
worth it time okay you ready mhm cool
I'm going to need you to call back you
understand call you're about to
do you understand
that there's blood all over my goddamn
pants is your body cam going yep get it
call 911 call 911 there's blood all over
my pants your cuffs are too tight I'm
asking you to stop it my leg is bleeding
I'm asking you to stop
uncu me that's not going to happen Okay
loosen my goddamn coughs if you calm
down we will okay okay I'm calm un
loosen my cuffs I'm not calm cuz I did
nothing to you I was literally a
attacked out ofing nowhere if you think
that you guys did this right you're fing
stupid and I'm going to get an attorney
and I already have one I've already deal
with it like this so go ahead and try me
go ahead and try me has anyone of you
read my Miranda Right to me did you no
did he bring my mirand right to me I
don't know ask him tell them to come
here and ask him ask him if he did ask
him if anybody Read Me My Rights you
guys are the most pissed poor mother
powerful control mother Lauren doesn't
matter right Lauren called about a
female who's probably not even of age
laying unconscious on a goddamn bathroom
floor of a barn and now Lauren is
sitting here and coughs isn't that weird
you don't think that's weird well you're
pretty K it sure and I'm of age and I
have a ride I need a phone you'll get a
phone when you get down the jail no and
I'm not going down to jail then where
are you going I I I need a phone now I
hope you eat it I hope your wife eat
your stand
up you want to stand up you can suck you
want to stand up when did you read my
Mir right do you want when did you I
don't have to I'm not asking why do you
not youing arrested me and have me ining
hand how do you not have to remove stand
up so I can adjust going get you I'm
going to get you walterman I hope you
know that I hope you know that I'm going
to get you
walterman I'm sorry what those are only
when you're being asked questions oh
they're not asking you any question you
just detain me AR me pull me in here for
no reason okay that's fine if you think
so so what what do that do I loen them
up for you you T them you feel good
Freddie you feel good Freddie you're so
funny I hope you're wife I hope you kid
hey Karma is a mother and it comes it
comes around
threefold right right hey you what is
your name what is your name you right
there what is your name Wy mistler w w
what mistler mistler can you please call
somebody right now for me uh no I cannot
why not for what reason what did I do to
you what have I done to anyone here you
didn't follow our lawful orders pissing
at Speedway what did I do what was my
lawful orders that I was not following
is your body cam on yes it was okay is
it now yep are you sure can you make
sure your body Cam's on right now okay
so I'm asking you what am I being
charged with right now disorderly
conduct for what resisting arrest
resisting arrest for what what did you
come to arrest me for at Speedway I was
trying to protect a younger female that
said I hope your daughters do you have
daughters yes I do I do I hope they go
through that I hope they don't have no
ever come for them I do awfully mean to
be saying you know it's awfully mean
that I'm getting arrested for looking
out for some girl that I don't even know
get these KS off
me& F you I want these KS off me all
right
here's question
toate not
hey what's your name what's your name
Johnson I don't need him it's too late
for that you already me I don't give
AO it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it
doesn't matter
orille R and berer get the out of here
orille get the out of here you got
freddit Krueger orille runer get the out
of here I wasn't in high school but I'm
going to be something now get the out of
here hey Freddy Freddie Freddy Freddie
har is a [ __ ] I need to go to the
hospital I'm not feeling okay my heart
rate is not okay I feel like I'm having
an anxiety attack I don't know if I'm
having a heart T I'm not okay I need to
go to the hospital I need to go to the
hospital I'm asking you to go to the
hospital can I go to the hospital hello
I need to go to the hospital I'm asking
you to go to the hospital are you
refusing to let me go to hospital hello
Freddy I need to go to the hospital let
me go to the hospital I need to go to
the hospital I need to go to the
hospital I need to go to the hospital I
need to go to the hospital I need to go
to the hospital I need to go to the
hospital I need to go to hospital I need
to go to hospital I need to go to the
hospital I need to go to hospital I need
to go to the hospital I need to go
hospital I need go to hospital I need go
to hospital I go hospital I go hospital
goal am I not allowed to go to the
hospital Freddie am I not allowed to go
to the hospital okay can I have a phone
so I can go to the hospital can I go to
the hospital I need to go to the
hospital they won't let me go to the
hospital I need to go to the hospital
I'm not
okay I need to go to the hospital I need
to go to the hospital all right I'm
going to go to the hospital I need to go
to the hospital hey
[Applause]
Freddie I need to go to the hospital I
need to go to the hospital you piece of
[ __ ] I ask for help for aing mother on
the goddamn floor of a bathroom you're
all cooked power hungry mother I was
married to this [ __ ] I need a film but I
have I need to figure out
my daughters do you understand that do
you have kids we've already answered
this question okay so can I figure out
can I have a hand free so that I can
call my
mother family to figure out my sh please
your ex-husband already knows you're
going to Gil you don't know [ __ ] about
my ex-husband I want to talk to him can
I talk to him uh no he's going to bed
he's going to bed yep I need to talk to
my ex because I have have a child at
home that's not that doesn't have an
adult do you understand that do you
understand that yes okay am I allowed to
talk to my ex no so to deal with our
children I I have no right to talk to my
ex
no go ahead stand
up can you sit
back well it's going to make it easier
for me to care you do what you need to
do I my pants I have s coming out of my
nose and I can do nothing to help myself
so F no you have nothing you have done
nothing to make anything easy for
me well that's the same thing you I done
nothing I called you guys I'm the one
that called you for some crew that was
laying on the goddamn floor that's the
funniest part you you guys deserve
everything you all get all the hate you
all get you deserve it I will never back
this not ever hungry mother you don't
want to
do called you don't pull on me like that
weird ass mother get off me you don't
need to pull at me like that no this is
called control no you are not in control
Crater Face Jesus you mother Freddy krer
ass mother [ __ ] you ain't in control of
nothing like your mothering white
mother stand up get up there I'm making
sure you can there you go now put your
feet up there on the step up I'm trying
I'm trying turn around I'm trying I'm
trying keep banging your head on
yourself cuz camera showed that you did
it not I didn't do it well camera showed
otherwise
you're sitting here like you have aing
like Vendetta against me I don't have
anything against you you just cannot
conduct yourself like a person in public
young lady your behavior is going to
determine how you're treated down here
if you come down here and act a fool
it's not going to go in your
favor so listen to me I'm going to I'm
going to ask you a question are you
going to walk in here like an adult or
do the people from the jail have to put
you in a chair and bring
I no I don't believe
you Lauren was charged only with
disorderly conduct despite her resisting
she is innocent until proven guilty in a
court of law