If you want to see the full police report charges and what's happening with this case now, the link in the description is updated regularly so you can always check what's new. Now, let's begin the video. >> How are you? >> Have a driver's license, registration, proof of insurance, please. I know I know you. >> Do you know me? >> Yes. Everything's in there. >> Okay. Do is your driver's license in here? >> No. >> You have that for me? >> But everything else is in >> Okay. >> Is that Have I? >> Yes, you have. >> Where was that at? >> At that stupid [ __ ] ass. Sorry. >> It's okay. >> Supposed to use that bridge. >> The bridge. It's always the bridge. >> The bridge. All right. Where you coming from tonight? >> Nowhere. >> Nowhere. >> Nowhere. Square. >> No. No. I swear. >> Okay. I'm like two blocks from home. So, you're not living in Rumson anymore? That's fine. Don't >> Don't start crying. >> I don't want to be crying. >> Uh, did I stop you in front of Chilangos for driving through? >> Yes, you did. I'm driving. >> All righty. Where are you coming from tonight? >> Nowhere. >> How much have you had to drink tonight? >> Nothing. >> I don't drink. I really don't drink. I swear to God, we don't drink. >> Okay. cuz I feel like I feel feel like I can smell something coming from a car. >> Okay. Um, so I'm patrolling now toward the house police. The reason why I'm stopping you tonight is because >> What did I do this time? >> You were stopped at the green light at Miller for quite some time and then coming down the highway. You were not driving in your lane. You were driving all over the highway. >> Do you see what my son says? >> What? No, you only have this is what you're supposed to do. Two, this is what you have to do. Two legs. >> Why can't you just stay two legs? >> Okay. >> That's fine. All right. So, it looks like both of these documents are are valid, which is good. So, I'm going to leave these here. I'm sorry. >> If you can't find your license, that's fine. I'll take your name and No, no, no. Oh, you're so cute. No, I >> What's your name? >> Tenny. >> Tenny. >> Kermit. No, I tell everybody how cute. >> No, that's really >> H E R M. >> H E R R M A N. >> Two Rs, two N's. >> Correct. >> What's your birthday? >> All righty. And you have a jersey. >> Oh my gosh, you're so old. >> Your license is in Jersey, correct? All right, you sit tight for me. Um, I'm going to make sure you have a valid license, all that. I'll be right back with you. >> I have to. It's my job. >> All right, just sit tight. >> No, I do. >> All right, I'm going to verify that. I can't take your word. If I could, I would, but just sit tight for me. Okay. >> 64 to 32. Are you tied up? >> Yeah, I'm heading your way. Okay. Go. What was this? >> [snorts] >> 724. >> Yeah, I'm racing 21. 32 is going to be going out. [snorts] 1732 receiver going out. 64 12. >> What's up, dude? >> Yeah, I'm taking her out regardless. She uh I'm coming down the highway and I see a car just stopped at Miller. Looked like in the middle of the intersection, lights green. Um so she starts going as I'm catching up, failing to maintain her lane until she gets to the bridge. She gets to the bridge and she's driving in the center of the bridge and then at one point went into the right lane. And then when she came to the end of the bridge, she crossed over all those hash marks and [ __ ] to get into the Ocean Avenue lane. >> You had an odor? >> Yeah, I had an odor. She's fumbling around looking for a license. She never found her license. Where did she come from? You She wouldn't say. She said, "Nowhere." Said, "She come from boy." >> Yeah. I said, "Where you coming from?" The first thing I She said when I walked up was, "You've stopped before," which I have. I stopped her. She drove through a close section of Bay Avenue when Roman had it all. >> She lives. She doesn't see right. >> Okay. What's your name? Penny Herman. It's all right. Yeah. Get her out. Pop her off. Hey, Miss Herman. >> Yes. >> Can you do me a favor and step out of the car? >> Sure. I don't even have shoes on, so don't yell at me. >> That's all right. Do you want to put the flip-flops on or do you have other shoes in here? >> No. >> Okay. >> Just warning, it's cold. >> It's cold. So, based off of uh the way you're driving, >> I drive really >> here. Let's get out. Let's get out of the road and we'll continue talking. >> Did you notice my Oh, hi. Did you notice my bump system? >> That's fine. So, based off the way you're driving, I just want to run you through a few tests. Make sure that you're fit to drive tonight. >> I'm not I swear I don't drink in your drive. I don't. >> Okay. Well, step Let's get out of the road over here. >> Driving scares me. >> Okay, that's fine. Have you had anything to drink tonight at all? >> A little bit. No, I don't freaking drive. I don't. >> Okay. Where'd you have that at? >> Okay. Why don't you slip over here? Where are your shoes at? >> In the car. >> You want Why don't you go put them on? Where they at? >> Well, you're going to be doing a walking test and stuff. Fine. >> Oh, hang on. You all right? >> I'm fine. I'm fine. >> Well, I don't want you to >> I'm like four blocks away. I just want to go home. >> Here. Come on over here. I'm just going to test your eyes real quick. Okay. >> You wear glasses at all? >> No. >> What's your first name? >> Penny. >> Penny. My name's Kevin. Nice to meet you. Hi, Kevin. All right. >> Put your feet together like this. Oh, father. Nothing. Go ahead. >> You see you see my feet. There you go. I'll keep your hands by your side. Okay. You wear glasses at all? >> Eyeglasses to read. >> Just to read. Okay. All right. You see the tip of my pen? >> Just a pen. >> It looks like some sort of weird. >> It's not dirty. It's just a pen. >> All right. So, you see my pen? >> Yeah. >> You're going to follow this with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay. You're not going to move your head. Okay. >> What am I supposed to do? So, you're going to follow the tip of this pen right here with your eyes and your eyes only. Okay? So, you're not going to move your head. >> Ready? >> Am I doing a good job? >> I didn't do I didn't start the test yet. Okay. So, you're going to follow this pen with your eyes and your eyes only. >> Oh, it's freezing. >> Yep. >> I haven't been drinking. Don't drink. >> You see my pen? >> Yes. >> Where is it? >> Over there. Okay, you got to look. >> I don't I swear to God, I don't drink and drive. >> Okay, you got to you got to look at my pen, though. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Ew. Sounds kind of creepy. >> Hang on. >> Look at my pen. Ew. >> There you go. >> Okay. Focus. >> Am I doing it right? >> Okay. All right. Just in tight. Okay. Uh, yeah. Continue. >> All right. Just listen to this, sir. This officer over here. Okay. All right. leg. Yes. You don't want to put them on. Just watch. I'm going to get my gloves. Okay. that the leg you're choosing. What I want you to do is lift that leg approximately 6 in off the ground. >> Hold on. You're going to lift it 6 in off the ground. You're going to hold that. You're going to lift your toe. Count 1,00 2 100 3 100 4 100. >> Okay, let's really pay attention to me for a second so I can finish explaining. Like I said, feet together, hands at your side. When I tell you to begin, you're going to lift the leg of your choosing. You're going to count out loud 1,00 2 100 3 100 until I tell you to stop. Should at any point you put your foot down, just pick it up and, you know, pick up where you left off. personally. >> Okay, that's all right. I don't mind. All right. Do you understand those instructions? >> It's windy. >> Do you understand the instructions? >> Yes. >> All right. Maybe again when you're ready. >> Oh gosh, it's cold. >> All right. >> Ready, set, go. >> Ready. >> 1 1,00 2 100 No. It hurts too bad. Do >> you want to try lifting that leg? >> Okay. >> No. Yes. No. It hurts really bad. Just saying in case you guys know. I really hurt myself. >> Okay. >> Which one's injured, huh? >> This one. >> That one's injured. >> And I didn't go to the hospital. I was waiting a couple of days before I went to the hospital cuz I don't believe in doctors. >> Okay. >> I'm super weird. >> Okay, that's fine. >> Okay, ready, set, go. Ouch. Can I hold on to a tree? >> No. That's That's the whole point of this test. I told you you got to keep your hands at your side. I know it's cold. [snorts] >> No, I can do it. Ow. >> All right. Hang. Just sit tight for a second. >> Sorry. Can I hold on to something and I can stay over? That would be cheating. >> Just stand right here for me for a second. >> Like yoga. So, I was stay right there for a second. Stop walking around >> in yoga. >> All right. Stand still for two seconds. this morning. I was cheating this figure cuz you walk through go and do ABC and I think we're good from there. No doubt few weeks, you know, I she can't follow the instructions. All right, Miss Herman. >> Yes. >> Come here. >> The next test I want you to do, all right, it's a walking test. All right, so it takes a little less it's a little less intensive on your legs. >> It hurts. I swear to God, it hurts so bad. >> All right. Well, just do the best to your ability. All right, but pay attention to me for a second. Stand right there. Okay, >> you really need to pay attention to me. All right, this is very important. So, what you're going to do is you're going to take your left leg, your left foot, >> put it on an imaginary line. You can do >> I felt it. You would know. No, you're not touching. You guys >> I understand that. You're going to take your left foot, put it on an imaginary line in front of you. You can do that now. >> Take your right foot and touch heel to toe in front of your left. >> All right. Stay in that. Oh. All right, do me a favor. >> Don't Don't start yet. I got to finish telling you what to do. >> Explain the test. >> Stand Stay where this officer is. >> So, just turn around. >> All right. Just stay right there and listen to him. Okay. >> This is very very important that you listen to what I'm telling you. All right. >> Okay. >> So, like I said, the starting position is left foot down, right leg in front. All right. Not yet. Just Just watch me. All right. All right, I'm going to explain and demonstrate this so that you can do it to the best of your ability. All [snorts] right, so when I tell you, Miss Herman, >> yes, >> stop moving. Pay attention. >> That's very hard for me to see. >> Pay attention to me. >> Okay, I'm freezing. >> All right, so when I tell you to begin, you're going to take a series of nine steps straight out in front of you. Upon completion of the nine steps, >> I can't count. >> You're That's fine. You're going to turn around. You're going to take nine steps back to where you started. All right. I'm going to do three steps right here in front of you. So, watch me. I'm going to demonstrate it for you. Right. >> Right. So, when I tell you to start, you're going to go 1 2 3. Not yet. >> Listen to key instructions. Okay? Don't start the test until he tells you. >> Just Just pay attention. Pay attention to me. Okay? >> All you have to do is just listen to what I'm telling you. So, I'll start again when I tell you to. You're going to start. You're going to go. >> Okay. Ready? >> So, one, two, three. I'm doing three. You're going to do nine. Then you're going to turn around and you're going to take nine steps going back to where you started. >> Why? >> Sure. >> Why? >> Okay. >> Do you want Do you want Do you want to do this test or not? >> Yes, sure. >> Okay. So, do you understand the instructions as I explain them to you? >> I don't. >> All right. Then listen to me very carefully cuz I'm going to explain them again. All right. >> Starting position. Left leg on an imaginary line. Right foot in front touching heel to toe. You're going to take a series of nine steps out in front of you. Hold on. You just say you didn't. >> Can you do this? >> Okay. Ready? >> No, I'm not. Just stand like this. >> Okay. Right foot in front. I'm just like just so >> Okay, I'll get that. >> Heel to toe. >> Heel to toe. Just the way I am. Okay. >> Look at your feet and look at mine. You guys know what I'm hooked up mentally on. >> Listen, in front of you, okay? Look down at your feet. I want you to imagine that there's an imaginary line right in front of you. >> So, is this good? >> Right here. Put your left foot on that imaginary line. Now, take your right and put it in front of your left. Just like that. Touching heel to toe. >> Oh, no. I can't do this anymore. It's too easy. I don't even have a jacket on, hun. And I'm sitting here doing this. >> Yeah, but you got all kinds of clothes on. >> Okay. I got 30 lbs of gear. I'm freezing out here just like you. >> Oh my gosh. Are you freezing? >> Okay, but we got to get through these tests. >> Why? Can I just go home? I feel >> You are not free to leave. >> Okay, put your hands down by your side. Stay just like that. Just like that. Do not move. Pick it up. >> I just said do not move, Miss Herman. Staying in that position. You're going to take nine steps out in front of you. Upon completion, not yet. Don't start. >> Upon completion Upon completion of nine steps, you're going to turn around and you're going to take nine steps going back to where you started. >> Hold on. Not yet. I didn't tell you to start. >> Freezing. >> I know, but you're prolonging this, not me. >> So, when I tell you to start, you're going to take nine steps. I'm doing three. So, it's going to look like this. One, two, stop. Just stop. Just Just stop. Three. >> Listen to what I'm telling you. It's very important. >> Can I just go home? >> No. >> I'm poor. >> You cannot. >> ABC. >> All right. >> What's your highest level education? >> What did you just ask? >> What is your highest level of education? >> Really? >> I'm a I'm a fine arts major. >> That's fine. So, you know the English alphabet A through Z, correct? >> Yes. ABC D. >> Not yet. >> Stand in front of me, feet together, hands by your side. >> No, I'm too cold. You have to. >> Why can't I just go home? I'm all four houses away. >> I want you to recite the English alphabet from A through Z without >> sing E. Let me finish singing. I know. >> Without singing the common. Do not touch me. Don't touch him. >> Don't touch him either. Stop fooling around or else I'm just going to arrest you. >> You can arrest me. I don't care. I'm cold. No, don't. Please don't. I'm >> I want you to stand with your feet like this. Put your hands by your side. Okay. I want you I I don't I I don't know what's so funny about this, but I'm not let nobody here is laughing. It's not a joke. And you're not going to be laughing in five minutes. >> You will not be laughing in 5 minutes. I can tell you that. >> Okay. What am I supposed to do now? Stand right >> where you are. Feet together, hands by your side. You're going to recite the English alphabet from A through Z without singing the common ABC song. >> Because I'm a musical theater major. >> All right. Do you understand the instructions I just told you? >> A B C D. Am I singing? >> Do you understand the instructions I just told you? A B CDE E F G H I J K L P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z. I >> I'm sorry. I'm a musical hearing major, so it's hard for me not to sing. >> That's right. I got one >> Yes, it's really hard. >> I got one last test to do. Okay, watch my hand. >> So, stand with your feet together. >> Oh gosh, my feet are so close. >> With the hand of your choosing, you're going to This is called a fingerless dexterity test. So, what you're going to do is you're going to touch each finger to your thumb, >> and you're going to count out loud. 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 >> Stop interrupting me because you're already doing it wrong. >> Stop and listen. >> What do you want? >> 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 2 3 4 4 3 2 1 Do you understand? >> Stupid test. >> You're going to continue that until I tell you to stop. Do you understand? >> Uh-huh. >> You may begin. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. >> Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. >> No. Please don't. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Give me this hand. Put it behind your back. >> What am I doing? >> You're going to put your hand What are you doing? Put your hand on your back. >> Okay. But my car has to go home. >> We will figure that out. It's getting It's getting impounded. So, >> no, it's not. >> It is. >> No, I do not. Don't resist. >> Stop turning. Turn around and stop. You guys participating? >> Not kidding you. >> Oh man, >> it's not a joke to anybody. >> It's not a joke. I love you guys, >> but I do want my car. Freaking out. >> Don't move yet. >> Don't move yet. >> Yeah, we'll do that. 37 450. >> You know what? >> That's all my stuff. >> What's this? That's her original insurance. What is this? >> Yes. >> What is it? This is my registration insurance. >> It looks like crack. What is this? No, that's too funny. You just said that. >> Oh, what is this? >> You don't know what it is? Sit right on your front seat. We're in your seat. >> It's probably [ __ ] marijuana from >> It's not weed. >> It's not weaveed. >> It's not weed. No. >> No. >> All right. We're going to sit back here. >> Okay. But >> we'll take care of It's getting >> It's getting to We'll get your shoes. >> Don't tow it. >> Let's go. It has to get to >> It has to. It's a state law. >> Walk with him. >> Let's go. We got to go. We got to put you in my nice warm car. >> Yes, but I need shoes. >> I'll get your shoes for you. >> No, I have slides in the back. >> I'll get them for you. >> They're in the front seat because you you tried to hand them to me. >> Where am I going? >> Yep. This officer's just going to check your pockets. Make sure you ain't got nothing on you. Okay. >> Anything in your pockets at all? >> No. >> Nothing in your pockets? >> No. I can't even find my license in my wallet. Oh my gosh, I'm con neighborhood rockets here. Good. Correct. Right. I don't know why you just can't bring me home. >> Take a seat for me. >> I will. I can't cuz you're I'll help you. I'm just making sure you don't fall. >> Ouch. It hurts. [ __ ] Sorry. Oh. Oh. >> Yeah. >> No. This is stupid. >> Can you scoot over? >> Yeah. >> No, I can't. >> Yes, you can. Put this foot down. >> Put this foot down. >> Can't you just run home? >> Scooch over. Oh, no. This is stupid. No, I don't like my car not being swear. It makes me really sad. All right. I I didn't do anything. Just [ __ ] I didn't Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. 173. Good. Good. is going to be in 1520. You mind waiting, bro? We're going to take this. See what this is. >> Yeah. I saw that bag sitting there, but I didn't. This was like I don't know what it is. It's a hard rock like substance. I don't know what it could be. It It kind of looks like crack or something, you know. I don't know. I'll see if we can get the nick kit and test it. Here's her keys. All right. Let me take this. And there's nothing like gear. We had 10 three. We'll start the 20. Get that going. Sit in the car cuz it is freezing. It is freezing. My phone. >> Is your phone in the car? >> No, I don't. >> Well, I didn't The other officer didn't see it in the car. [snorts] >> Home. >> Okay. >> 1764 County. >> I'm not supposed >> Transporting one female 41 from this location. Headquarters 14943.3 is my starting >> 1764 received. You're transforming one female reloc 14943 2136. >> We're going to the police station >> islands. >> Well, I don't work for Sebrite. That's correct. >> What kind of funny story? [clears throat] >> So Mike airsoft gun real estate. lock up into the stupid air that looked like >> right. >> But you got it back, right? >> Yeah, but but I had to go into the hold up. >> Oh, that's not good. >> No, it's funny now, but it's not funny. >> How long ago was that? My kids are all 10 years old. >> Gotcha. >> They were in high school, >> but the neighbors had all girls, so they did not know what airsoft rifle. So he thought it was a real gun and my gun wasn't friendly now. >> New Jersey. I believe airsoft guns are legal. Well, I think they always have been. You just >> No, I I don't know. >> You just can't be, you know, running around the streets with them. [snorts] >> No, they were. It was laying in the ground and then the neighbor was like freaked out. >> Gotcha. Stupid stuff. Weird stuff happens over there. So, you get a rifle and you're driving. No. kept going. Then they had to walk me out of the car with the gun. [snorts] >> I'm sorry. 1764 county. Ending mileage is 14 954 tag 5. >> 64 ending 149 54. >> Yeah, we'll get to that. I promise I wouldn't lie to you. >> And your love wishes the best ever. Swear. Oh, she has to go to the bathroom probably so bad. >> That's all right. We're not okay. >> Okay, promise. >> Is there somebody at home that can come pick you up? >> I have nobody. Nobody. >> Oh, somebody's going to have to come pick you up. >> What do you mean? >> I'll explain everything inside. All right. >> [ __ ] you. >> You can You can say it. It's fine. No, I >> I've heard much worse. >> No, no, I'm supposed to work on my verbal skills. >> Oh, man. Seriously, my little dog. [ __ ] >> All right. >> Okay. Now, what do we do? >> Look, I have I grabbed your flip flops from your car. So, when you step out, you can you can put your flip-flops on, right? It's easier if you it's easier if you swing your feet out first >> and then I can help you lean forward. >> No. No. And no. No. And no. You want to kick this foot out? >> That's the one that hurts. Remember? >> I remember. >> Ready? >> Ouch. >> Here, I want you. >> Okay, now what? >> You can stand up. >> No, I can't. >> I hope you >> No, don't touch me. >> All right. You want to put your uh flip flops on? >> I want these off. >> Well, once we get >> I'm not going to run away. >> Put your flip flops on. >> Ouch. Ouch. No. This hurts. >> M. Put your flip flops on. >> I'm trying. Ow. Oh, [ __ ] And I don't have a phone, so I can't call anybody. >> We'll we'll figure something out. >> Oh, no. This hurts. >> That's a leg. Sorry. >> This hurt. Ow. No. Look it. I did a good job. Okay, >> we're going to walk right to this door. Okay. Um, I'm not running away. Could you please sound like I'm a serial killer? No, I know. You take off. >> We'll take them off right in here. >> Oh gosh. Try to sleep. >> See, the problem is is it because you have a cell phone like you know nobody's phone numbers. >> You know what I mean? >> I understand that. Here. Right over to this bench. >> All right. Don't turn around yet. I got to take your handcuffs off. >> Look, I'm behaving, which is very helpful for me. >> I don't really >> I really appreciate that. >> You should know from now on that I don't need to. >> All right. I just have one question for you. What hand do you write with? >> Right. >> You're right-handed. >> Yeah. >> All righty. >> You cut me off. >> I'm sorry. Because of my policy, this has to go on very loosely. loosely. >> Seriously, >> they won't be as tight as the other ones. >> Look, >> it's going to be very easy. I'm old. >> I know. >> Okay. >> It's got to slide up your hand just a little bit. >> Ow. >> All right. I got to roll. Got to roll your sleeve up. >> Ow. No. Ow. >> Very loose. Very loose. >> Um. All righty. those phone numbers. I call friends >> where they live at. >> Next door to me. >> Next door to you. All right. Well, if if you don't know his phone number, we can see it. >> I don't know phone numbers. >> I can send somebody over there to to see it. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Cuz David's here. >> We just got to move through some paperwork real quick. Okay. >> Whatever you have to do. Oh [ __ ] He's going to kill me. I think he's home. If he's not, it's fine. You can do Linda L back. No, I have lots of >> None [snorts] of your kids live at home with you? >> No. No, I'm actually surprising. I'm actually a very reproductive parent. My kids are all awesome. >> I wouldn't say that's surprising. >> No, you probably Spencer. John or David Desenza. Either one of them would come pick me up. Oh, [ __ ] Not you. Sorry. Talking out loud. This is kind of cool. Except that my wrist hurts, but other than that, it's kind of cool. >> [snorts] >> So, you bring people in here and lock them up? >> Uh, nobody stays here. >> No, I'm sorry. I'm very curious. This is very interesting. Nope. Don't talk. This is what they tell me. Don't talk. You like to talk. I think this is very interesting. >> You seem like a very talkative person. >> Sorry. Uh, what do you need? >> I need to find my phone. >> No, I'm solding down not to talk. >> That's fine. >> So, I'm from Buffalo, >> New York. >> Yes. >> Are you a Bills fan? Yes. So when I watch the games, the I call them the Tonies. They're like, "Honey, please don't talk." >> The townies. >> That's what they call them. >> All right, Miss Herman, I have to read two forms to you. Okay. >> Okay, sure. >> I just need you to listen for me. All right. >> You sure my cars are full? Your car was towed. What >> the [ __ ] Sorry. >> I will explain. >> It's $150. I know what it is. >> [ __ ] >> Well, I was just about to say I don't know what the the rate is >> and I know where it is. >> But here's So, it was towed by >> I know. >> Hold on. I got to check which tow service took it. >> I took it to where I know. >> So, Hennessy's Hennessies towed it. All right. Listen very carefully. We have to hold it for a minimum of 12 hours. >> Okay. Okay. So, that means tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. you can come like 9:30 a.m. you can come get a form from us, a release a release form, and then you take that with you to the toward and they release the vehicle to you. Okay? But I'll explain all that again before you leave. All right? Um, so here's your Miranda warning. All right? Just listen very carefully for me. So, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before any questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand those rights? >> I'm what? >> You're gone. >> You want to have right now? >> Um, so you understand the right side? Yes. Okay. >> Can I say yes? >> You can say yes. This isn't incriminating. >> Why is this working? >> This I don't know. This side works, huh? Um, all right. So, keeping these rights I read to you in mind, do you wish to speak with us? >> What do you mean speak with you? >> If I have to speak, >> if I have questions pertaining to the case, >> correct? >> Yes or no? Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Okay. Please don't touch me. >> And you touched me. >> I did not. >> Yes, you did. >> I have to. I have to When you're in handcuffs, I have to make sure you don't fall and hit your face. [snorts] >> Uh 490 Ocean Avenue. That's right. >> Oh, my dog. Can we just get this over with so I can get to my dog? >> I'm going as fast as I can. >> Okay. I'm sorry. >> Who are you calling to get me? >> We'll get to that in a minute. >> Why can't you guys be driving me home? >> Somebody has to sign and uh I'll explain it. All right. >> You guys keep going through empty drawers where there's nothing. >> I know. I'm looking for >> sorry for one device. >> He did the same activity. >> Building. We don't know where. >> All right, Mr. >> Right here. I just need you to sign acknowledging that I read you your Miranda rights and you uh >> whatever the [ __ ] I can't get out of my shirt. >> Where do I sign? >> Right next to the sex. All right. Thank you very much. No, >> there's nothing. [cough] >> All right. This is probably the most important piece of paper I'm going to read to you tonight. >> Okay. >> So, listen very carefully. So, you have been arrested for driving while intoxicated. It falls under 39450. >> Listen. The law requires you to submit samples of your breath for the purpose of testing to determine alcohol content. A record of the taking of the breath samples, including the test results, will be made. Upon your request, a copy of that record will be made available to you. After you have provided samples of your breath for testing, you have the right at your own expense to have a person or physician of your own selection take independent samples of your breath, blood, or urine for independent testing. If you refuse to provide samples of your breath, you'll be issued a separate summon for the refusal. A court may find you guilty of both refusal and driving while intoxicated. If a court finds you guilty of the refusal, you will be subject to various penalties, including license revocation of up to 20 years, a fine of up to $2,000, installation of an ignition interlock, and referral to an intoxicated driver resource center. These penalties may be in addition to penalties imposed by the court for any other offense of which you are found guilty. You have no legal right to have an attorney, physician, or anyone else present for the purpose of taking the breath samples. You have no legal right to refuse to give or delay giving samples of your breath. Any response from you that is ambiguous or conditional in any respect to my request that you provide breath samples will be treated as a refusal to submit to breath testing. Even if you agree to take the test, but then do not follow my instructions, do not properly perform the test or do not provide sufficient breath samples, I will charge you with the refusal to submit to breath testing. I repeat, the law requires you to submit samples of your breath for testing. Will you submit samples of your breath? But that's so complicated. >> Yes, of course. Of course. >> So, yes, you will provide samples. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Well, not urine. That's kind of >> No, just breath. >> Yes, of course. >> That's at 2152. >> So, what do I do now? >> So, right now, we just have to sit here. Um, >> you don't have anything in your mouth, right? No. Uh, no Invisalign, tongue ring, nothing like that. All right. Do me a favor. Open your mouth so I can check. Stick your tongue out. Roof of your mouth. Perfect. >> So, we're going to sit here. >> I have to observe you for the next 20 minutes. Make sure you don't so don't touch your mouth. Nothing like that. >> Don't worry. >> And then we're going to go into a separate room and Sergeant O'Donnell is going to run you through the breathalyzer machine. Okay. Okay. Sure. >> So, right now we're just we're just waiting.