[Music] foreign [Music] working hard just trying to give the taxpayers of money's worth yeah I didn't realize that passenger surveillance could be such a tough gig I mean if you're not careful you could end up with eye strain this is true but I knew the job was dangerous when I took it well next time cause you work customers 20 40 55 [Music] gate D6 [Music] foreign don't get comfortable kid over there just paid cash for a ticket to South America you got x-ray vision no I got counter help Eddie Rivers where is he going Bogota in 34 minutes you have a reservation thanks Elise fits the profile let's go to work partner you're all slimy man what you've got a hormone problem [Music] [Music] you need to chill out I'll give you my ticket okay this ain't no joke did I have a joke with you I told you I'm going to Miami I'll call you in six weeks with the contact and the money and what happened I delivered Louis delivered and Lewis got lucky at the track that's right and Lewis and Eddie are gonna ride this lucky streak to the sky man so what are we celebrating from us who the hell are you well we're the guys that are gonna bust y'all if uh Eddie here comes back from Colombia with anything in that bag except his dirty laundry [Applause] that is provided that you don't come back in the cargo section although that's a reasonable possibility seeing that 95 percent of all these deals are rip-offs hot tubs you don't think that these obviously experienced professionals here are going to fall for a rip off you're right I mean how hard can it be to fight your way out of a foreign country huh although I don't know if the uh Colombian policeman would uh Overlook it oh you don't know they might be a big partying group down there plus they got all those neat Rehabilitation techniques such as sewing your fingers in your mouth and letting the hands eat your eyeballs out of course that's on top of the usual more intimate procedures you fellas want to cough up some ID [Applause] foreign foreign [Music] advice pal [Music] [Music]