I was going to put this up by that corner. Here. I'm taking off. I mean, come on. I'm not even freaking like I'm a good person. >> [cough] >> Where where are you coming from, dear? I just came from making my pain or anything like that? No, but I I went blind. I got you. I got you. I'm just asking if you're in pain or do you usually wear contacts or glasses? >> severe pain in my back. I've had >> that. I got that. >> several issues with my back. >> I got that. You don't have to show me. Just one step at a time. Any any pain? You wear contacts or glasses? That's it. Okay. Super simple. What I want you to do is stand with your feet together, hands at your sides. Just like that. Perfect. >> never stand with my I have a spinal issues. >> Okay. Okay. Well, stand stand comfortably. Put your hands at your side. Just stand. What? Like that. Do whatever you got to do. Okay. I'll take a walk in there. We're going to go to my car over here, okay, hon? Why are you taking my car away? We are, yeah. You're going to tow it? Why? Yeah. So, walk over to the car with me. Where is he? What am I being charged with? DUI. I'm being charged with DUI? Correct. Barbara. Easy way, right? Let's not add to this. We do believe that you're under the influence of something. I I think you're under the >> Barbara. Barbara. My keys are in my pocketbook. Every I got >> to grab that stuff first. >> I got $800 in my bag, my rent money. Barbara. You're taking me to jail? Not to jail. To the headquarters? But then how am I going to get home? I have no shoes. We're going to get somebody to drive you. Nobody's going to No. If nobody wants to come, then you'll hang out at the police department for a couple hours and then we'll give you a ride. But we can't do that for 12 hours unless somebody else can come get you. What? 12 hours? >> Let's take your key, Nick. Yeah. You're going to lock me up for 12 hours? >> If nobody can come pick you up, that's what we have to do by law. We can't let you just go. You need a ride home. That's all it comes down to. You're going to need a ride home. You're not going to jail. You're not going to jail. But you know that you can't uh call anybody unless they're in your phone programmed. Okay. Is your phone in the car? No. My phone is at my house. >> remember any phone numbers? >> No. Okay. Then How about addresses? Do you know where anybody lives? Cuz we could always drive to somebody's house. We could always ask them that way. You got to be kidding me. This is [ __ ] up. I'm going to move my chair up for you so you have a little more I got it. Walk in more air up. I want to call my lawyer. Okay. You're going to lock me up for 12 hours? No. No. No. >> That's the maximum? I Listen to me, Barbara. Can I have like 30 seconds to just talk to you? My back is killing me. You got to be kidding me. You want to bring it up? Bring it up. Bring it up. Let me talk to you. This is what we're doing. We're going to charge you with a DUI. We're going to bring you inside. We're going to ask you if you want to do a breathalyzer test. Okay. If you choose not to, then we're going to take it another step further. We call in a drug recognition expert. They talk to you. They do an exam. Okay? After that is done, you're you're technically released. >> how am I going to leave with no shoes? Were you just driving with no shoes? Yeah. I was at my friend Kathy's. With no shoes? Yeah. I left I Yes, I left my shoes at her house. Okay. Do you want us to go pick up shoes? I got a million pairs of shoes, but they're at my apartment. Okay. So, you left your apartment with no shoes? So, I'll come pick you up, right? >> go Let's go there. We're not going to do it right now, but I will have somebody drive to her house. Ask her if she will come pick you up. Let's go there right now. We're not going to go there right now, but >> She just did my will. Okay. She's a paralegal. Okay. But she has no problem picking you up? I don't know how to contact her without Percy Kathy. >> I just told you that, right? We'll have somebody go to her house and ask her if she'll come pick you up. It's going to take about 2 hours. I don't know how to contact her without getting Kathy. You heard me, right? When I said we'll have somebody go to her house. You go there now? Not right now. No. Okay. We'll take a look. I'll hang for the tow. All right. All right. Are you an operator or I am not. So, it's up to you. You got to do the 20 minute You do your 20 minute anyway. So, you want to go in and I'll hang out? Yeah, it's fine. I'll do it. You want me to do the everything? How much How bad is this crash report? Is it just the one sign? Yes, this is just the one sign. Okay. That's the complaint. I can do that. I'll go back and do the after. Did you see the will? It's just a movie paper. It's not a legitimate will. I mean, it might be stamped on it. See that? That's where the tow will stamp spy the person to notarize it. >> Okay. You know what? This works anyway. If you go back in, I'll hang out with the tow and then her ride is I got to double check the address, but I'll go have her ride be aware of it and she can come get her. Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. We'll do that. Hey, Josh. Hold up. Lower your window for me. Hey, what's your friend's address? I'm going to go talk to her right now. Kathy. She lives right there. I I was Did you just spy my will? I thought This is this piece of paper, right? Yes. I got it. Okay. Yeah, she lives >> address on it? No, her address is not on it. What's her address? My address? No, her address. She lives on that church. on Highway 36. That ain't going to help. I know, but she just did that for me. >> All right. We'll figure it out. Okay. We'll take a look. I'll hang for the tow. All right. All right. Are you an operator or I am not. So, it's up to you. You got to do the 20 minute You do your 20 minute anyway. So, you want to go in and I'll hang out? Yeah, it's fine. I'll do it. You want me to do the everything? How much How bad is this crash report? Is it just the one sign? Yes, this is just the one sign. Did you see the will? It's just a movie paper. It's not a legitimate will. I mean, it might be stamped on it. See that? That's where the tow will stamp spy the person to notarize it. >> Okay. You know what? This works anyway. If you go back in, I'll hang out with