police Constable Nicholas Angel born and schooled in London graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in politics and sociology attended Hendon College of police training displayed great aptitude in-field exercises notably Urban pacification and riot control academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations received the Baton of Honor graduating with distinction lead to the Metropolitan Police Service quickly established an Effectiveness and popularity within the community use your brain proceeding to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving [Applause] [Music] became heavily involved in a number of extra vocational activities to this day holds the net record for the 100 meter dash 2001 began active duty with a renowned so19 arm Response Unit received a bravery award for efforts in the resolution of operation Crackdown in the last 12 months has received nine special commendations achieved the highest arrest record for any officer in the met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas foreign [Applause] [Music] messenger [Music] bye-bye [Music] oh no [Music] stand back stand back there's been a terrible accident everybody I see we have visitors Sergeant Nicholas Angel Sanford Police Service this isn't he I'm arresting You Under Suspicion of conspiracy to commit murder shamed calling yourself a community that cares oh but we 'd make her good I see as much as I enjoyed your wild Theory Sergeant the truth is far less complex Blower's fate was simply the result of his being and I'm Paul impact you murdered him for that he murdered Bill Shakespeare what oh the dramatic Society is an important feather in our captain you couldn't let blower jeopardize that not when we had two semi-professionals waiting in the wings let's not forget that Greg was an extra in Straw Dogs and Sherry portrayed a cadaver yes I know Martin was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with a dragon and so Eve deserved to die too oh she did have a very annoying laugh and George Merchant he had an awful house we begged him in vain to make his residence more in keeping with the Village's rustic aesthetic right and what about Tim messenger what was his crime Tim Messengers 10 News editor of the Sanford citizen must have been unbearable our once great paper had become riddled with tabloid journalism not to mention persistent errors he listed here ages 55. well actually I'm 53 53. what about Leslie tiller one of your own her Horticultural expertise help at Sanford on the map oh she was ever so good cousin Leslie was a terrible shame but it seemed she was set on moving away never sharing her green fingers with anybody else not least those heathens at Buford Abbey we can't have her no one can how can this be for the greater good hello Nicholas I was like you once I believed in the immutable word of the law that is until the night Mrs butterman was taken from me you see no one loves Sanford more than her she was head of the women's Institute chair of the floral committee when they started the village of the Year contest she walked around the clock I've never seen such dedication on the eve of the adjudicator's arrival some Travelers moved into Callahan Park before he could say Gypsy scum we were knee-deep in Dogma thieving kids and crusty jugglers we lost the title and Irene lost her mind she drove her Datsun Cherry into Sanford Gorge ice war that I would I would do her proud on whatever the cost we would make Sanford great again [Music] morning [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Verizon [Music] foreign [Music] that's what I'm talking about stay back oh the ginger nuts gets it oh yeah good job [Music] it's not your village anymore you did good kid what's your name RN Aarons sorry [Music] [Applause] again [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it's over Danny it's over [Music] really [Music] ice cream