My keys, my legs. >> Just listen. I'm here to make sure you're okay. Stop yelling. Where are you going to? Let's get this. Are the keys in the car? >> I I couldn't find them. That was my only problem. I couldn't find them. >> Where did you come from? >> Um, too far. Terrible. You drove all the way from Sarville tonight? >> Yeah, a long time ago. I've been in my car for like 2 hours. >> What' you hit? >> Excuse me? >> What did you hit? >> Cuz that's fresh damage. >> Excuse me? >> No, I got hit right on this road. >> And people hit my [ __ ] car all day long. >> When? When? I I've had two two miscellaneous parked parked parked >> uh there. >> Okay, but they're not in the car. >> They're in the car. >> Yeah, but it doesn't matter. I live here. My whole point is My whole point is >> My whole point is >> that like I don't understand what key >> Oh, wow. You saw one. >> Come to the back of the car. I'm not driving to the back of the car. My car all the time. >> I had a park car hit my car the other day. They hit this whole back panel and cy wipe my whole car right here. Right here in front of this house. >> Did you make a report? >> No. What time? How am I going to make a report when I see it? You simply call the police. >> You live here on main street. >> You live here? >> Yes. >> Me, too. >> No. No. Come here. >> Come back. >> Why are you making this so hard? >> I'm not making anything. >> You are. >> I'm not. I'm I'm actually on the sidewalk, not on the street. >> Who's home? >> Everybody. >> Who's everybody? >> Everybody. Give me >> my three roommates. Two women, one landlord. You see that? You see that sidew side work? You see that? You see that? Somebody did that to my [ __ ] car yesterday. >> Where? >> Here. >> No. I mean, like where? Oh, right here. >> No, on the other side. >> Oh, sorry. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Drunk ass [ __ ] That'd be nice swiping my [ __ ] >> Where would you park? >> Here. >> In this spot. Yep. >> Where's all the debris? >> There's never a debris. Look at my trunk. >> Come here. Stand over here. You're not >> Why? I'm not driving. >> Okay. Listen to me. >> I wasn't driving. The car was not on. >> But my [ __ ] house right here. I live >> Hold on, man. >> I live here. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're trying to impale on me. >> But I didn't do anything. My car was not on. I was simply on my phone having a merely conversation. >> You're trying to start [ __ ] over nothing. >> Trying to investigate. And do I listen? Do I listen? Do I listen? I'm not going to listen. I know my rights. >> My My keys were not in the ignition. Therefore, you don't have a right >> to Therefore check me on a DUI. Step back. >> See you later. >> Stop. You are not Hold on. You're not free to go. You're not free to go. >> Come here. >> You want to You want to fire me? >> Christy [ __ ] sue, >> lady. What are you doing for abuse? >> You're not free to go. >> I'm going to sue you for abuse. I wasn't going anywhere. >> I'm at my house. >> Stop. >> I'm at my mother. Put your hands ma'am. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. >> Cops on the back. >> We are the police. >> Put your hands behind your back, lady. >> No. No. >> Ma'am, >> I'm not calling. >> Ma'am, put your hands behind your back. Go ahead. You're going to [ __ ] knock your n Stop. >> Get the [ __ ] off me. I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do a [ __ ] thing. >> Roll over on your belly. >> Roll over. >> I didn't do a [ __ ] thing. >> Roll over on your belly. >> Stop ticking. >> I didn't do anything. >> Stop. Get the [ __ ] off me. >> Roll over. >> Get the [ __ ] off me. Roll me over. >> Roll over on your belly. >> You're under arrest. >> Why? >> Ma'am, stop resisting. Put your arm back >> for what? What am I arrested for? >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do a [ __ ] >> You guys did I just kicked you because you tried to attack my house? >> Oh god. Oh god. Yeah. >> Oh my lord. >> Mountain of memorial. >> Oh my god. This is so stupid. >> This is [ __ ] ridiculous. This is so stupid. This is [ __ ] ridiculous. >> Sorry, ma'am. >> I'm literally >> roll over this. Roll over towards me. >> Roll over towards me and sit up, please. >> On the count of three, we're going to get you up. Ready? One, two. >> I did absolutely nothing. You guys are literally like a fight for nothing. You did nothing. There's worse crimes going on in this world. You guys weren't here for me. You guys had somebody else pulled over. Yeah. What the [ __ ] >> Yo, like this is ridiculous. >> Listen. Listen. >> Yo, I'm a [ __ ] gymnast. I will [ __ ] flip these [ __ ] so fast. >> So [ __ ] fast. I can [ __ ] I can [ __ ] jump with my [ __ ] arms. I'm doing so [ __ ] loud. She makes sure the [ __ ] cops. >> We are the police. Stop. >> The [ __ ] >> I'm here. You guys are parked here. These are smaller. >> My kids literally >> on the floor. >> The double >> on the floor. I >> watch the >> on the phone. And you guys want to arrest me? You can't tell me I'm the rest of it. I have had such a hot >> Shut up. >> Attorney, you guys. >> Oh man, it's going to be incredible. It's going to be incredible. >> You got to look at your head. >> It's going to be incredible. >> Look at her. >> Yeah. Look at her. >> Did she hit it? >> Yeah. [ __ ] out of here. Check her head. Let me get >> I'm to the [ __ ] >> Get out of those cups again. You're going straight to the ground. >> All right, great. Bang my [ __ ] head. >> Enough. Stop. >> I know you. >> What the [ __ ] Stop. >> I did nothing. You walked up to No, wait. >> You walked up to my car without probable. Nothing. >> Lady, stop. >> Nothing. Nothing. >> Not one second. >> I hear not one. >> Hold one sec. Hold one second. >> Mar, >> maybe if you yell louder, he'll hear. >> Oh, I'm going to hear it. everything. He's coming. >> Did you hit your head? >> He's coming straight for >> Don't touch me. >> All right. Did she hit her head? >> I have no idea. I checked her head as the best I can. No blood on the glove. I don't know. We can call first aid precautionary when we get there, but she's not going to be >> Make sure she doesn't slip those cuffs. Are they tight enough? >> The smallest cups I have. I put them as tight as I can. She's got the wrist the size of a [ __ ] three-year-old. Well, if this is going to be a [ __ ] show. >> Yes, >> she definitely just did. I think it's raining and if the car was parked there, >> I would say at least a hole. She kicked in. >> Well, let's see. She's walking away. I just I don't want I wonder if she should get these cars. Should we get to headquarters before we [ __ ] >> Let's just get him. Move on. >> Get him out of the car. >> I'll meet you. >> All right. >> Headquarters. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Call them precautionary. >> My car. I live here. remember nothing. He came into my car. >> 101 starting >> miles. >> I'm transporting from here. 310 3 starting miles 37 718 37 718 >> I don't know why you guys are good luck [ __ ] I was in my where I live [ __ ] embarrass me try to fall out. I have been on my own street people side me all the time having happened twice. I refuse to call cops because you guys don't do anything about it. How am I going to prove it? two buttons together. >> My dad's the mechanic my car I >> like. I don't think they really don't understand what you guys are like trying to do with my heart and they make me not even in my niche. Bro, this is so pathetic. It's so ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. It really is. It's so ridiculous. >> I didn't disturb the teeth and they do anything you guys. Can you find one person you get victim of and you had good job? >> Wait for it. >> Wait. >> What are you doing? >> [ __ ] governor of the [ __ ] state. >> Okay. I and I'm being serious. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I wasn't doing anything. I was merely on the phone having conversation with my ex wanted to get involved. All I did had to do is walk through the door, >> which I didn't serve, right? Which I didn't serve, right? >> I was at the house. Um 103 >> any miles 37719. >> I was at my house >> and you guys just Thanks for intervening >> so inconveniently. I feel bad for you. I really feel bad for you. I really do. Thank you. Nothing you guys. Nothing. I'm not a George Floyd. I'm not some white trash that like [ __ ] attacked you guys. Like I was sitting in my car having this mirror conversation with my ex and you guys came and put your pieces Heat up here. All right, come on out. >> Fine. I'm being cooperative. Can you please not manhandle me? >> Just trying to hold you in case you >> All right, that's fine. That's fine. I'm not I'm not being >> No, I just had to keep >> I'm not being like an [ __ ] >> Watch your step. I I I got it. >> Yeah. Well Well, I don't know what makes you think that I'm [ __ ] drunk. >> Well, I don't know. I don't know why you guys are holding me as I was apart from the house and I was sitting in the car upstairs >> with my keys under my mask. >> Up the steps. >> Doesn't make sense. ac literally walking distance from my house. What is he? You guys literally put me down on my driveway for no reason. I'm sitting there while you guys had somebody pull over. But come on, give me the [ __ ] Give me the [ __ ] >> Take a seat over here. >> Oh, take a sit on the cold seat. No problem. >> No problem. cold. >> You want me to strip down naked, too? >> No, I don't. >> You want me to? >> No. >> I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it so the whole [ __ ] team could come in. >> No, don't do that. >> [ __ ] out of here. >> It's not that you two did it. >> It was the other one. >> Stand up for two seconds, sweetheart. >> Yeah. >> Unless you feel like doing it. >> It hurts. It hurts. >> Really, guys? Really? What? What the [ __ ] did you guys do? We're sitting in my car having an argument. >> Guys, really? >> Are you uh Are you all right? Did you hit your head or anything? >> No. >> I'm fine. I'm completely fine. >> Can you just look down so I can see the top of your head, please? >> You sure you didn't hit it? >> I'm fine. >> Okay, >> I'm fine. the other. >> You guys are actually nice, >> but I don't think the other one is >> I wasn't doing anything and I was just about to walk in my house. >> Mhm. >> That I live there. >> Yeah. >> I was sitting. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I was sitting there for quite a while with the car with the engine off. >> So, I don't know what basis you guys have any grounds to have me arrested. I didn't do anything. >> You want me to take your other handcuffs off? >> I'm just asking you. >> Um I guess >> I'm asking you. Give me the ground. >> I got there late. >> And why? No, you were there the whole time. >> I got there late. I was the last one there. >> What do you mean? There was three cop cars when I walked when I [ __ ] pulled up. Don't play yourself. >> I'm not. >> Don't play yourself. Please. I'm not. You're telling me you weren't there? >> I was telling you I'll tell you I got there late. I don't know why did he Why did he >> All right. All right. All right. Whatever. So, just stand up. >> You want to play that? It's fine. There's cameras. There's Ring doorbells on every one of my neighbors house. I'll figure out the truth. >> Just stand >> at the end. But like I just know that like I was sitting in my car having an argument minding my own business >> and they knocked on my [ __ ] door. That's that's all I'm saying. My keys were under my mat. >> Okay. So, I'm not understanding why I'm being arrested. >> I want to know the basis on why I'm being detained. >> I want to know why. >> I'm trying to tell you. >> Don't give me restraint on a on a police officer. >> I'm trying to tell you. >> You guys never read me my rights from the moment that you put the [ __ ] handcuffs on me and laid me down. So, I want to know why I'm being detained. >> I'm trying to tell you. I want to know. >> I'm just trying to tell you. >> In front of my house. I'm >> trying to tell you. >> In front of my house. Like in front of your house. Like an argument. >> I live with three roommates. >> Girls, >> what? >> I don't want everybody knowing my business. >> I wasn't driving. My car lights weren't on. And neither was my ignition. So, you guys have no basis on having any grounds to arrest me. I didn't hit anybody. I didn't have car accidents. I didn't do anything. So, I'm I'm I'm trying to understand why are you guys detaining me. I did not I did not assault the police officer. >> I restrained arrest because nobody has elaborated >> on why I'm being arrested for. >> Do you have anything in your sweater pocket? >> No. >> Can you just >> You can That's fine for me. Thank you. So I think that officer can talk to you about what the damage on your footage. >> Yeah. What do you What do you >> say rail? I'm taking >> see my heart look like a [ __ ] like literally. >> Yeah. for months. Nobody [ __ ] ever stepped up to do my thing. Nobody. I just got 50 the other like two months ago, right? >> So, I don't want to hear it. I got hit by a cop in New York City. That was probably a month before my birthday. >> Were you like you guys or your >> No, no. They actually hit me from by accident because they were in the bus lane and they hit me from behind >> and they hit my back door. >> So my ex-boyfriend paid for my whole car to get fixed >> by NYPD did it. >> Correct. And I let it go. >> Thank you. because I know what it's like that these these guys they they make absolute fuckingutely nothing absolutely nothing and my car is not worth it. >> So for me what you >> Yeah, I was having a conversation with my car off. >> So >> my car was off. My keys were on the [ __ ] floor. I don't know. So, >> I live in that house, bro. My dog is going to freak the [ __ ] out. >> Well, wait. First of all, you're you're you're going home tonight. It's not like you're you're not going you're not going to jail. Is that Is that why you're so upset? >> No. >> You'll be home with your dog. >> You're issuing me. >> So, no. No. So, so listen. So, >> I want to know why I'm using it. >> I I promise I'll let you speak with you. Let me speak. I understand. >> So, the reason we're speaking with you, right, is because we see the damage to your club. Okay. Just let me know. No, no, let me finish and I'll let you explain. >> I'm going to do the whole [ __ ] story. >> Can you Can you listen to me? >> You're going to start a whole conundrum of [ __ ] problems that you have no idea. But you're going to [ __ ] rest. You have no [ __ ] idea. I've been hit sideswiped. My whole bumper has been [ __ ] put to shame. My whole [ __ ] car was sideswiped on that street. You think I [ __ ] call you guys? No. There ain't no [ __ ] camera on the street. Why would I waste my time? >> Anyway, the >> issue is because I told you what I did. >> I told you exactly. walking with this. This is so [ __ ] ridiculous. I'm going to go in there and type the complaint. If you don't >> do you want to you want to ask her the fingerprinting? >> Let me get the charger. >> Do you live here? >> You might as well. >> Okay. Thank you. So then you don't know. >> All right. Because doesn't matter. Just because it makes you a cop doesn't mean that you know. >> Would you call first aid precautionary please? everything. >> Thank you. >> Thanks for being here. >> Where do you want? >> Your patient is in here basically. Um, long story short, uh, >> long story short, we attempted to make an arrest and she was eluding us and >> she was like basically diving under the ground trying to dodge us. She said she didn't hit her head, but we just wanted you guys to make sure, give her a once over. I took a glove hand, went like this over her head. I didn't necessarily feel anything. I didn't come up with blood on the glove, but you never know. That that's our biggest concern is that she might have hit her head. >> Yeah. >> But you know, >> has she uh >> because it was cooperative of any in >> Not really, but maybe with you guys rather than us. >> Maybe. Um >> you guys got information. I'm looking for >> Yeah, we can. >> Well, no. He's got it for me. We'll get him some other ones. >> You guys got all the info? You can get it. >> Yeah. Yeah, we can get you >> like a bed. It was like right in the driveway >> and it was like right next to the house. So, it was just between the driveway and the house. >> Yeah. >> I actually got hit by the cops >> by NYPD and I let him go. I said, "Listen, >> we uh >> you hit me. I know how much it cost you guys to have a job." I said, "I'm going to let it go. I'm going to New Jersey. My dad can find the door right back." to the best of her knowledge. >> They did so perfectly that like all I had to do a nice job better than most like >> Yeah, it's pretty good. >> I stick up I stick up for law enforcement. Like I'm not I'm not against you guys, but like I'm not about to have like [ __ ] pull me out my car >> with my my car keys. Not even >> and give me probable faults because my cars got hit. That's my [ __ ] my responsibility. >> Like nobody else's. Like I didn't do damage on anybody else. I don't do hit and runs, but I was literally hit and run on that [ __ ] street. >> No, >> that's the whole reason why I parked my car at that behind me, right? because I felt like it was too close to the stop sign. >> So people sides like car. >> Okay, great. Come in. >> Hey, how are you? >> Come in. Hey, I'm feeling quite fine. >> All right. My name's >> All right. So, my goals, but I uh I hate your head or something. >> I'm good. I don't I'm not even bleeding. Here, go. I got no score. >> You don't have any pain anywhere, right? >> No. No love. No love. I don't even have a scratch. >> Well, that's good. You take any medications or anything? >> No. >> That doesn't keep that doesn't stay with you, by the way. As you get older, things change. >> They just keep getting better, baby. They just keep getting better. >> Just telling you. >> I'm [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] invincible. >> For now, >> I'm never going to die. I'm going to die like a really hard step. A long one, mind you. Right now angry. >> They got you angry. >> Yeah, they don't seem angry. >> I am. >> They don't seem angry at the moment. >> They got me really angry. >> Thanks. All right. Um, we'll have a little chart for you to just say that I'm assuming you don't want us to take you to the hospital. >> Absolutely. Absolutely not. >> All right. >> Do Do you really think I need to? >> No. >> Thank you. >> But but I still You can want to. >> No, babe. I was literally at my house. >> Okay. >> Me, too. >> I got on my driveway. >> That didn't happen. >> They're looking at hula hoop with the [ __ ] handcuffs. >> Hula hoop with the >> handcuffs. They're so lucky. They're so lucky cuz that would have been resist of arrest and assault one police officer. So, they're so lucky. >> That would have been um that would have been a story. >> Yeah. >> And a picture. >> Yeah. With the police with the police car that's been sitting in front of my house for two weeks. >> Did you know that >> it's >> Yeah. So, >> yeah. Yeah. getting scared, >> right? >> Yeah. Yeah. No, I like somebody my car probably like I didn't I didn't really care like >> I'm lucky I I have a father that's in the business of cars >> and I get everything cheap because >> otherwise I mean real [ __ ] I told you I was on one street and I got in an accident five miles hour and bumper went under a Subaru like >> I got my whole side of my car. >> It was crazy. >> I pray about that. >> It was a wild terrible. That's really bad news. I'm sorry. >> Thanks. >> That's really bad news. >> No, I'm okay. She was going 40 minutes. >> Like me, my my [ __ ] was dead. Like I woke up and I saw like I already had damage to my bumper, but it was enough to like pull it out, >> right? >> But like the whole bumper sidewiped and then I saw this like on the side and I was like, you know what? >> I'd be pissed. >> I wasn't. >> I'd be so >> I'm like I'm right there before they stop sign. >> Yeah. >> Now people see that [ __ ] cop car. It's like the best thing I've ever happened. leave it there so people try to drive a little better. >> Yeah. Yeah. But like I get my roommates all the time. I was like you should do less. I got hit by your [ __ ] car. My car is >> I mean it could be tequila. >> It's all to the best of our knowledge. >> Yeah. No, I just >> This is my my belief. So, she hates it. >> You should. >> You can do anything. He's actually has a Snap-On computer so like he can see anything. >> So, so listen. Are will Are you going to allow us to fingerprint you? >> For what? >> Cuz you you're being charged now. >> For what? >> So, you're going to get obstruction and then you're going to get assault on a police officer. assault on a police officer. You guys did not read me my rights. Did not tell me what I was being arrested for. >> Well, you were never going to be arrested. That's what That's what you >> Yeah, but I'm not understanding. I was in front of my house. >> Okay. Are you Hold on. >> Can we come to a common ground? Can we make an agreement? >> You Yeah, that's your house. We were just there talking to you until you decided to leave. We were We were >> Yeah, I wanted to run in my house and just forget about the night. Like you guys came up to my window >> and >> my cars were my the keys were under my neck. >> I wasn't looking to do a DWI. That's not >> So then why the [ __ ] were you trying to investigate me or interrogate me in front of my car? >> Guys, can can you can you just let me >> I'm not understanding, >> ma'am. We were we were conducting whether there was a hit and run or not. We had there was >> hit and run. >> Yeah, man. Because your car is damaged. You're clearly >> So what? I've been hit and run on that [ __ ] street. What the [ __ ] you guys do about it? >> So, so we we would have gotten to that. That's what you don't understand. You would never some drunk ass >> sideswipe my car and that was it. >> But listen, >> and there's no cameras in front of my house. Not my next door neighbor, not the person in front of me, and not my house. And neither is my neighbor. So, good luck on that one. You would have never found that. >> Okay. Well, you know, >> it happened. But you're gonna [ __ ] hold me accountable for damage on my car that I am liable for. >> I'm not worried about the damage right now. >> And try to try to make that seem that that's probable cause for you to pull me out of my car. >> Chase me. Chase me. Cuz I all I was trying to do was go back to my house and go the [ __ ] to sleep. >> You you you listen. If you stood there and talked to us and didn't yell and didn't run away, you would be in bed sleeping right now >> because you guys had somebody else pull over. >> That That's Yeah, that's totally >> It doesn't make sense. They come to my car when I live there. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Are you going to submit to fingerprinting or not? >> You guys have my fingerprints already. >> I We have to redo it. The state is It's the state isn't It's the state. It's not us. I would I would prefer that we didn't have to, but we have to at this time. >> Are you giving me a hard time in court? >> A hard time? No. >> Are you giving me a hard time in court? Because I'll do it. >> If I give you a hard >> I'll be completely cooperative. Listen, >> are you giving me a hard time in court? >> No. No. If If I You have my word. You ready for this? >> If you don't yell at us anymore tonight, you be cooperative. When you come to court, you, me, and the prosecutor will sit down. >> Okay. >> Is that fair? >> Fair. >> Okay. All right. Yeah, my right. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. I'll even give you the court date. I'll write the court date down so I don't forget it and we'll go from there. Fair. >> Oh my god. Can you please drop the [ __ ] assault on? >> So, listen. I can't because this is this is where the issue is. >> You guys never read my rights. >> No. What did we say about yelling? >> Do Do you guys really want me to bring that up in court? >> So, so >> do you really want me to bring that in court? So you only have to be >> because when my lawyer comes. >> No, I know. >> You don't want me to bring him. >> I thought we were going to have a nice court session. >> Well, we are. >> But don't let me bring my lawyer. >> No, no, I know. But listen, >> don't let me bring my completely catastrophic destroy the whole situation. >> Can I Can I explain to you, Miranda? Can I Can I explain that or no? >> Okay. >> So, Miranda, if if see see how you're handcuffed to the bench, we only have to read you Miranda if we're asking you incriminating questions. >> Really? Yeah. >> It's It's No, that's it's been Miranda since Miranda came. >> But it's a little weird. It's a little weird when people are trying to put handcuffs on you and you don't know why you're >> Well, we So, hear me out. That's not clearly healthy. >> You You have my word >> in front of my house. I did nothing wrong. >> Hold on. You have my word. There was zero intention of you going in handcuffs tonight until you ran away. Do you understand? I'm not kidding you. You these officers can't test it. If you sat there and talked to us, we would everyone would be home. >> It's just weird. I have [ __ ] little silver [ __ ] police car in front of my house. I got sideswiped. >> No, the the police car is not there for you. It's to slow people down. It's not >> good. Thank God. >> I know. Cuz people drive too fast. >> [ __ ] god. They sight swipe. They sip swipe my whole [ __ ] car. I spent 15,000 on body damages. >> I believe you. People drive. >> I have liability insurance. I can't [ __ ] prove that [ __ ] >> I know. >> And no camera. So, >> no, nothing. >> If we're cool, >> what happened when I was sleeping? >> If if we're cool, we'll >> I'm like so happy. >> Will we do fingerprinting and it'll be easy and we'll get we'll call the the court administrator. We'll get you put on a summon, which means you just have a court date and we'll get you out of here. Is that fair? >> That's fair. >> All right. Thank you. I appreciate it. >> I promise. I promise. I'm sorry, guys. >> Listen, but >> it's it's just a little weird. >> It's just business, right? >> It is. It is. It is. It is. >> Now, I have >> I have a question. >> Uhhuh. Is the story about the NYPD cop hitting you really true? >> No. Yes, it is. It is. All right. Cuz I've seen NYPD lane. >> He's Indian. He's Indian. >> The NYPD guy. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> They have it rough up there. >> You know the bus lane. You could never go in the bus lane. >> Yeah. It's a mess. >> So So we were about to make the right. We were bearing into the into the bus lane >> to make that right. >> Mhm. >> You know, >> trying to get on the bridge. >> Yeah. whatever. >> Yeah. >> Um I don't know bridge, but it was late and they hit us from behind. >> So, you already know what that was like. >> And you know what's the sad part? That my ex cursed them out and was threatening to sue their lives. And I came out and I was like, "Yo, shut the [ __ ] up." I was like, >> "This is really hard for them." And I was like, "They'll lose their jobs." I was like, >> I was like, "You drunk. Get the [ __ ] out of the driver's seat. It's my car. We going. >> All right. All right. Listen, if everything goes well and you be cooperative, I could I could have you out of here in in no joke, I would say 20 minutes. >> Okay. >> All right. Let's do it. >> Um, >> hey, do you guys need to get your refusal? Get it now, please. And then I'm not going to tell myself that I'm not going to take you to the hospital. >> Matthew's one T, right? All right. Is >> it so terrible? >> No, no, no, no. Listen, we're we're not we we're not giving you resisting. I'm not doing that. >> I mean, you guys like I was at my house. >> I'm not giving you resisting. I'm being straight up with you. >> Uh height, >> um 502, 121. >> Uh eye color. What color? Uh, brown. >> Thank you guys for coming out. I appreciate it. >> Great question. >> All right. >> Uh, 017175. 01717. You put the dash in there. >> I I do. Yeah. >> So, uh this is going to be 2C12-1 B 12 >> B >> parenthesy five. >> Oh my god. >> A Yep. >> It's a fourth uh 001. >> Yep. All right. Add >> And this is uh 2C291A. Huh? >> Nope. >> 001. >> How many? >> Two. >> Okay. >> Right. We're not going to do the other one. I just told her we're not going to do it. So like I don't even I don't even care. >> We We cal down. That's all matters. She's calm. That's all that matters. >> Are you going to roll her? No. No. >> Just do uh just just do Okay, we'll use that one. Thank you. Good. >> Yeah. I just want to go back and make sure I spying right. >> Uh, I'm not worried about it. >> All right. You want to do it? >> Okay. >> Matt, you're up. >> If you want to do this, >> it's quick. Listen, your picture >> being fingerprinted again. Remember I told you that the the dams you stand against that wall? >> It's a It's a damn We got We got to take Ready. We got Listen to Listen. Hold on. Listen to New Jersey. We got to take four pictures and your fingerprints. So look at this one first. Look right here. All right. Now, now you're just your head that way. Hold on. No, no, no. You got to face me. >> Can you Can you face me? >> Yes, I will face. >> And then you're just your head that way. that way. >> Yeah, perfect. >> I don't think I've had anyone smile with work. >> This is like [ __ ] hysterical. This is [ __ ] >> I I just can't believe this. >> Look straight. No, >> look at the camera, please. >> I I was to the right. >> No, no, just you can't you can't >> act like it's a DMV photo. >> There you go. Perfect. No, straight face. >> There we go. >> I'm the only person allowed to smile on my driver's side. >> One more. Go back there for the first time. >> Change my face. >> Uh, turn your head this way, I guess. >> That's it. >> Yep. >> Right. >> Yep. >> Okay, here we go. the whole [ __ ] hand or just one at a time? >> Uh, I'll I'll do it for you. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. I can't believe I'm being [ __ ] fingerprinted. >> Jesus Christ. This is water. Just uh you're just going to have to rub your hands a little bit. >> It's cute. >> Wait, wait, wait. Dropping the gun on me. Give me a second. >> I thought fingerprints didn't change. >> They shouldn't. No. >> Why the [ __ ] am I being fingerprinted? I've been fingerprinted my whole life. >> [ __ ] don't know. >> My first job. I worked at Disney. I was fingerprinted. >> Yeah. >> So, >> why are we doing this? >> It's for New Jersey. It's >> [ __ ] pathetic. >> What' you do at Disney? >> I worked there. I know. >> You have to get fingerprinted. Be fingerprinted to work. >> You have to. Yeah, you have to. You're dealing with children. >> What' you do for work there? >> Something stupid like like a ice cream shop. >> Oh yeah. >> Really? >> Yeah. Everybody gets fingerprinted. Everybody >> Disney's legit. >> Disney's Florida is a Republican state. So like everything everything is like equal to the jail. So everybody's equally processed. Everybody's, you know, >> should we go to >> like when you get a charge, the only way to identify yourself is through handprint. >> Right. Right. >> That's Florida for you. >> It sucks. >> Oh, the best day of my life was getting my lawyer X. >> Can you do me a favor and just let me >> He He had like a real bad problem of like getting restraining orders on me for no reason. And then I I got him. You know, I learned from the best and then I got him. I got a restraining order on him and he got served. He was like, "No, no, no. That they can't be part of me." And then he called me and I violated him and he got fingerprinted. He almost died. >> He almost died. >> That's the situation. >> Great. I I conquer the world. Go ahead. >> Uh, right thumb. Right thumb, please. >> You keep moving your >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not moving. >> It's all good. I'm not. I just think it's broke. This thing is like temperamental. >> It's burnt. >> My fingers are burned. >> No, you just got to >> You know that, right? >> I do know. >> No, you know, you know. I burn the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of my finger the other day. Look at that on a [ __ ] flat arm. >> Ah, that sucks. >> It hurt like hell >> again. >> No, just I got to do finger. Oh, >> good luck. It's a burn finger. >> I'll need it. >> I burnt it like 3,000 times. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. My fingerprint changed. Yeah, it's what happens when you burn them. They say it all grows back. >> That's what I thought. >> I thought they said that like when you when you burn your your fingerprint, it changes. >> I don't know. >> They say it comes back, right? >> That's what I've heard. I don't know how true that is, but that's what I've heard. That always comes back. Obviously, like, you know, unless you unless I'm sure it's like a deep enough >> skin off. It looks identical to the skin underneath. >> You know what I mean? There's like two layers, >> right? Yeah. So, >> it probably has to be pretty severe. >> No, you have to run [ __ ] completely off. >> Yeah. >> One second. Just got to get that leg. >> Give me a second. >> Yeah, that would be uncom down to the bone. >> Keep moving. >> Can I do it? >> Wait a minute. >> Can I do it? >> Sure. >> I promise. >> Can I do it? >> Not much error. Let's get in the middle. >> No, it has to be here. Right here in the front. >> Yeah. So, >> all right. Let me do this. Watch. I got this. >> What do you do? Yo, is it because I have nails? >> Let me Let me help you. Let me help. >> This is sad. >> Right. Right there. >> Oh, it has to be like towards the left side. >> That's >> reject. >> You know what? I'm just going to uh >> Yeah, this is [ __ ] pathetic. >> No, I know. Yo, what is wrong with this machine? >> I got [ __ ] prints from wherever the hell that place is. >> Um, you know what I'm talking about. The >> for Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Mhm. Identical. Thank you. >> I have them in my car. Pass. Good job. >> Yeah, you're probably not going to really do good on my right hand. and just it's always cut here. I think you're like just pass the finger along fast and then up. Wow. Okay. It wasn't like this at identical. It was so easy. >> It was the right >> to left a little maybe >> you're just moving. If you could just let me roll it. You're just moving real quick. All right. Go ahead. Move it. >> Little finger, please. >> Wait, wait. Not over the the fingerprint. >> Can you just try it? One second. Sure. >> Jesus. This shit's [ __ ] stupid. This shit's [ __ ] stupid. This is the [ __ ] dumbest [ __ ] Like I No wonder you guys are here for real. >> They should die for making this [ __ ] thing. >> You guys ain't the identical. >> We're going to do >> we have the wrong machine. >> Yo, for real. This is This is why you guys are here all night, not saving lives. >> Can you uh do the thing again? >> Go ahead. >> Sorry. Thank you. Maybe it's the nails. >> I don't have nails. >> That's a pass. >> It's an error. >> I don't like this machine. >> It's racist. >> My [ __ ] you. >> What's up? >> We [ __ ] you got in. >> I'm married. Pass. >> Pass. >> My pinky. I'll make your ass. >> You love that one. >> You love that one. You never say that one. I got my pinky. I'll make your ass. >> Sorry. It's just >> Yeah, this is hard. Just funny. Roll it. Um, >> [ __ ] Finally. I got to do my right hand now. >> Now you do the palms. >> Really? >> Oh my god. That's what they did at Disney. They made They made you give your whole [ __ ] handprint. >> You know what's better is doing this when people >> I was like 14 years old. My handprints been out there for a long time ago. This is why this is pissing me off. >> Yeah. I know. >> Yeah. It's a pain. Look how poorly it works. >> Stupid. This I've been here for a long time. >> No way. >> Oh my god. That's it. >> It's No. >> Yeah, that didn't look right. >> No, >> that didn't look right at all. >> Really? >> This is what we deal with. >> It looks like a leaf. >> I know. >> I don't want to crush your hair. No, but look. It just looks It looks so stupid. Maybe up. >> No, >> it's the palm, right? No, that's >> Do the palms. >> I know. There's like some I just don't want to freaking >> Yeah, that's the palm. That's the palm >> there. >> Here. Come listen to your hands again. >> I'm too cold. >> Just leave them wet. Don't uh don't rub it in too much. Okay, >> try that. >> Oh [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Yo, a guy was on it. Guy was on it. >> We're almost done. >> He knew the trick. >> Don't run away now. We're almost done. >> You knew the trick. >> Uh, right hand. >> No, I did my right hand. >> Now, now you got to do the top portion. >> Okay. All right. >> God, now I know. I know why you guys don't want to do this. This sucks. >> Yeah, this is [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Now, now you do the writer's palm they call it. So, it's your right hand on the the thin side. >> Oh, Jesus Christ. on the edge. >> God, don't they know if I kill somebody, I would never use my prince? >> I don't know. >> I mean, you got >> I don't have an answer. >> I got my prince taken when I was [ __ ] 14. >> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> Well, before it was allowed. >> Oh, left hand. >> Left hand. >> That's Florida. That's what they do. They have like a union with the jail system. >> Really? >> My mom was a union decorator. I like spent all my time there. So I that's like the only reason why I got a job there. They have the best class you'll ever take in your life. >> What's your mom? >> My mom's dead. >> She's a union decorator at Disney. >> That's got to be interesting. >> Decorator >> for Disney. >> It was pretty cool. I used to get I used to spend a significant amount of time in Disney for >> spoiled. But um yeah, I know they they fraed me 14 years old. >> Yeah, like you said, working with kids, I would imagine. >> Whole [ __ ] hands. >> Didn't have a crime in my life. They for my job they fer cuz they have to cuz we're kids. Check for sexual sexual anything. >> Yeah, Emily, we just got to have you sign off saying that these are your friends. >> Okay, whatever. Um, >> usually we do, I guess. Uh, I don't care. >> I guess I I'll call Pete tomorrow. >> You can take a seat. >> Call Pete tomorrow or tomorrow? >> Do you want to call him now? >> No, I'm going to call him no lower. >> Okay, hold on. >> Yeah, you can take that. That's fine. Just go sit over. Just go sit. I was taken. >> Okay. You just can't go anywhere yet. >> I'm not going anywhere. >> All right. I'm surprised they didn't ask. >> Skip it. It says signature. >> Uh, click on click on this one again. Double check hers. Nobody signed. Whatever. Dude, I just >> You guys do know that like every one of my roommates are going to ask me what the [ __ ] happened, right? >> Yeah. I'm sure if >> they're probably going to kick me out. >> That's up to you if you want to tell them. >> They're They're probably going to kick me out. No, there's cameras throughout the whole [ __ ] house. >> They're probably going to kick me out. >> I wouldn't jump to conclusions. >> Excuse me? They've been asking me why the [ __ ] cop car has been there the whole time. They think it's because of me. So, >> well, it's because of speed. That's why I said it. >> Well, there's no cop to tell them that. So, I just got arrested after a cop car's been there for a week and and two days. So, you know, you guys are really putting me in a like serious issue. >> You don't have to tell them the truth. I don't have to know. >> I don't have to tell the truth. What do you mean? You guys arrested me in front of my [ __ ] house on my driveway. >> To your to your roommates? >> To my roommates? It's all on camera. >> What? Your room? >> Yeah. Camera's all over the house. It's not a rank when I upload that [ __ ] to the courts and tell them I'm [ __ ] homeless. We'll wait and see. I'm sorry. >> Emily, can you just sign this real quick? >> I will. >> Okay, >> I will. No problem. >> You don't have to press terribly hard. No problem. There we go. >> Thank you. And then that >> do yours. >> Emily, you could just take a seat for now. We're almost done with you. >> All right, cool. >> Okay, >> I pressed Yeah, you just press okay in the top corner. Um, >> by the way, I have my roommates that the damage was done to my car that I never I was I didn't want an insurance story. So, why would I call? >> I had full coverage at the time. Was paying $840 a month. That's money. >> But that's what I'm saying. >> Yeah. And I'm already making out back there. >> Good. I just checked the whole clear when you were doing that if you want to go off and read it. Yeah. >> Listen. >> Yes. >> You're going home. >> I'm going home. >> All right. >> This is This is the court date. >> Okay. >> Right here. >> I'll be sure to let me know. >> I'm going to You want me to circle it? >> Should I go home or should I not? >> Who? >> My wife. I mean, >> that's I We can't give like legal advice. It's up to you. >> Wait, you just give me a straight answer. >> No, that's I >> I can't I can't tell you to call them or not. We're not We're not allowed to do that. >> What is this? >> Can you drive a horse? >> Yeah. >> Oh, this is very hard. >> No. So, basically >> Oh, >> it's going to have you ever heard of a remand? >> Have you ever heard of a remand or no? >> Basically, >> I'm not a criminal. >> Hold on. Not yet. Hold on. We're going to give you a ride. >> Not yet. >> No, we're going to give you a ride home. I'm trying to help you. >> Oh, that's cute. >> Listen, a remand. So, what they do is they kick it to municipal court. All right. So the high you you're only charged with a fourth degree crime. So that's that's not high. That that's nothing on the >> crime. >> Well, you know, you know what I mean? >> No, honey. I can't be charged with a crime. >> So So listen, it's going to >> deal with children. What do you do? >> I do a lot of things. I do a lot of things and I'm not about to like be charged for I really >> Where are you going? >> I'm not going anywhere. I'm just I'm just pacing. >> Can you Can you at least pace between this hall and the area? That's fine. You can pay me here. >> Um, I just all I'm saying is that like I just can't be charged with a crime. >> All right. No, I forgot. I'm sorry. >> You were respectful with us in here. So, I I will I will speak to the prosecutor. >> Okay. >> I gave you my word. My I'm not going to go back on my word. >> All right. So, then I won't call my lawyer. >> I mean, listen, if you still want to call your lawyer, >> piss off the prosecutor. >> Oh, I mean, I don't think bringing an attorney would piss off the prosecutor. We have attorneys. >> You think so? We have attorneys in here all the time. >> Yeah, but no, not my prosecutor, not my lawyer. >> No. >> I don't want to give you advice, but why don't you consult your attorney and see see what they call my attorney after the what the prosecutor says. >> Okay. Well, whatever you decide to do is it time to It's okay. It's all right. >> I just want to get the air done before I leave. Or else I would It doesn't Listen, it doesn't bring in like a super heavy hit. >> No, no, no worries. No, no worries. We're just hanging on the one officer and then we'll >> just give us one one second. One second. One second. >> You mind? >> All right. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Yeah. >> We good? >> Yeah. Yeah. You're good. You I give her a copy. She's all set. All right. You're all set. >> All right. Yeah. >> All right. >> You got no phone? >> Where's your phone? >> I don't have anything. >> No, your phone. >> No, we gave you We gave you your phone. >> It's right here. >> No. >> Oh my god. Just watch your step. Good. Good. Mike, >> ma'am, you can follow him. He'll give you a ride. >> Wait, which one? >> The right there. All right. Have a good Have a good night. >> Please. Thank you for extending her. Sorry. >> Listen, it >> I just wanted to go home. >> I know. I know. >> Thank you. Have a good night. >> All right. >> Yeah. >> All right. You got everything. >> I have phone. >> Where's your phone? >> I don't have anything. >> No, your phone's in here somewhere. >> No, we gave you We gave you your phone. >> It's right here. >> No, it's not. >> Oh my god. Just watch this. You need to be right. I just wanted to go home. >> I was tired. >> I just got to put your seat belt on. >> No problem. >> Damn, that's a hard seat. [ __ ] >> Yeah, I know. It's tough. Mike, you want to just make me over there? All >> right. >> You going to hop in the whip? Well, I got to put my duty bag in your car. >> I'll throw I'll throw it in the trunk. >> Excuse my music. I don't know what's going on. Scott's back here. I don't think he knew I was taking this car cuz he left all his [ __ ] in here. He's asking me here. >> Yeah, I carry a lot of [ __ ] Not a bad thing. Just a lot of stuff. My head. Give us two seconds. I'm going to go ride with him. >> Oh. Oh. >> Yep. >> Yes. >> That's two of us right here.