What's good everybody? Welcome back to SNK Unlimited. We back with another pop the balloon to find love. Kicking it with too cold, the Chicago edition, the second one. I will have the link in the description so y'all can see the full video. The people on this one right here was crazy, man. So, we got another nutcase. Another crazy. She kind of thick though. Nutcase. Let's just get into it. [Applause] There you go. Uh, give me your name and age and and what you do for a living. Well, don't nobody care. Make sure you face the camera. I didn't want you. No ways. Make sure you face the camera. I'm sorry. Give your name and age and what you do for a living. I just dropped my toothpick. Can you pick it up? Go ahead. Just give me your name and age and what you do for a living. My name is Boy. Don't nobody care. Anyways, anyways, my name is Dia Reese. I'm 26. I'm a chef. I'm a model and an actress. I am an entrepreneur for sure. All right. What you looking for in a man or relationship? I need somebody to treat me like a king. A king. A king. A king or a queen? I'm drunk as a king or a queen. Wait, I said that back. She said treat her like a king. Wait, I said it backwards. I'm drunk, y'all. I just took two shots, bro. Two shots. Took two shots. You took two shots? Yes. Drunk. One shot. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Whatever you want to call it. For sure. For sure. All right, then. Uh, and where's some deal breakers for you? Drink some deal breakers. Boogie teeth or [ __ ] up landing. And bo cuz you baldhead. You ain't got no landing. What is you doing there for? He said his teeth messed up. He Oh, yeah. I can't do nothing with you. Okay. All right. Let's Let's come over here and let's I don't care. I don't want none of y'all no age. All right. Give Give me your name and age. And what's the reason you pop your balloon? Gil 54. Mr. Straight Up. I pop my balloon because I'm just not attracted to you. Okay. Is somebody your type or somebody you approach? No. Okay. All right, let's go. Go right here. Uh again, your name and age and what's the reason you pop your balloon? My name is Irwin, 26. And I popped my balloon. Is uh like she said, she came out here drunk. A little too sloppy for me. Not into that. I'm the lit queen of Chicago. You'll be okay. It get worse than this. It get worse than this. I'll be lit. It get worse than this. I'll be drunker. Yes. This somebody your type though. Somebody you'd approach right here. Him? Yeah. No, he's too skinny for me. You see all this? I need somebody to handle this. You feel me? I need a big body. You feel me? I I feel you. Okay. All right. Uh, sir, uh, what's come right here, though? Uh, give me your name and age. What's the reason you pop? Uh, Cal 35. You from Rockford? No, I don't. [Music] No, I'm from Chicago. Okay, I got to pause real quick to say that. He asked her is she from Rockford because everybody that came out was from Rock Rockford, Illinois and he looking for somebody in Chicago. Yeah. And it see like everybody came Yeah. They all work together. Yeah. It seemed like that. Yeah. So that's the only reason why he said they keep he asked that question. South side of Chicago. What where you from outside? Inglewood. [Music] But I got three LLC's though. Okay. All right. This somebody your type or somebody you'd approach? He all right. He decent next. Give your name and age and what's the reason you pop your balloon, bro? Uh Terrence, 34. I popped it cuz you said that King [ __ ] But I was going to get the uh balloon back, but then you said you ain't [ __ ] with none of us. So, it is what it is. No, get it back. You cool. We tatty. I got 15 tattoos, too. N he says 28. It's cool. So, this somebody your type? He all right. I don't really like light skins, but he all right. He get his balloon back, but he all right. He all right. We We going We could have went on a few little dates. Have fun cuz you going few days with all right. He all right. All right. Give your name Asian You man. My name. You know I'm 24. You feel me? I ain't going to borrow off that king [ __ ] man. You They going to say you a transformer on on the internet. Ain't going to happen. I know. I know. Hey, I ain't even going to get that [ __ ] together. The messed up part about ain't nothing wrong with you on the phone now. But no, the king [ __ ] crazy, boy. Everybody know me on the internet. What is you talking about? Okay. They ain't not going to say nothing. So, is this somebody your type or somebody you approach? Nah, his dread is dead blind. Baby, my [ __ ] black. I'm good. Blind and blind. What that even mean? [Applause] Because because y'all men be walking around with piercings and red and blind. You feel me? You a man. You aren't supposed to d your [ __ ] You supposed to be masculine, not feminine, you know. Okay. I'm next. All right. All right. Uh, give me a name in Asia. What's the reason you pop your balloon? Brian Johnson, 41. She says she doesn't like bad teeth. I have bad teeth. So, I smell for me. Let me see. Oh, yeah. You got fangs. Fangs. Fangs. You got things. Where you got things? Don't. Okay. So, this ain't nobody on type. No, baby. No. Okay. All right. He got on an astronaut t-shirt. All right. Right. Right here. Uh, give me your name and age and rest the reason you pop your boy. Jamarious 29. Cuz for one, I need braces a little bit. And two, cuz you a lightweight, I'm a lightweight. We going to be out here looking a mess together. [ __ ] up. We going to be [ __ ] up. Hell yeah. It'll be fun though. N if it come to weed, I'm a heavyweight. When it come to drinking, I'm a lightweight because I try not to drink, you know. See, I I like to I'm a lightweight, but I I try to go hard and I be throwing up sometimes. No, I don't throw up. I don't got no gag reflexes. I don't throw up. Ain't got no gag reflexes. What the hell? [Music] Only in Chicago. You hear me? Okay. All right. So, unfortunately, we wasn't able to find you in our love. Don't kick it with too cold. But we do wish you the best in your future endeavors. Men, this is all y'all got to choose from. My This is what this is all y'all got, bro. I'm telling you. I feel sorry for y'all. That's what it is. Drunk leopards who come out. And she said she's an entrepreneurish son. Yeah. And everybody let her throw out how many LLC's you got. You can pay for them. That don't mean your business successful. Everybody got LLC's now. That don't mean your business successful. You can go file how many you want. That don't mean you got a storefront. That don't mean you got a um a type of brick and mortar store. That don't mean a location. Not saying that she doesn't. I don't know. I personally I'm just saying everybody loves to throw out their entrepreneur and they got LLC's. That don't mean nothing more without proof. Well, yeah. What your business really doing? But man, it just I feel sorry for y'all generation, man. Like for real, for real, man. Like this is what y'all got to choose from. The men and the women are terrible. Yeah. She's what, 25? She's saying she's 26, man. 26. And just like you drinking your life away basically. Not drinking your life away cuz she don't really drink, but you come out on a on a platform that's out forever pretty much. And you sloppy [ __ ] drunk and trying to find love at that, man. It just I don't know what happened to us as people, man. I don't even want to get into that discussion. It's too It's just crazy, man. But it just More power to y'all this generation, man. As they say, this generation is cooked. Yes, Lord. They is cooked and I'm burnt. Let me count down the things that you got to have. Now, I'm gonna end this video. In this video, you got to have a passport. You got to be 62. No, that's too short. No, I'm saying beginning at 62. Yeah, starting at 62. What else? Um, passport 62. Six figures. And it can't be 100,000. That' be 200,000. What else they be saying? Um, you can't have no kids. Can't Yeah. No kids. Now, they can have kids, right? But they don't want you to have at least 10, but but they don't want you to have none. And you got to be dark skinned. Yep. When it deal with the black people. Mhm. Got you got to be dark skinned. Yeah. And you can't have a regular 9 toive job. You can't have a regular nine toive job. You got to help be an entrepreneur. Got to be an entrepreneur doing something. Yeah. That's crazy, man. Lord, I tell if I was in the generation I wouldn't I just been in I just glad I got you, baby. I know, right? Same here. Thank y'all for all the love and support on this channel. We appreciate everything y'all do. We almost at 5,000 subscribers. We want We want 10,000 and more. And y'all just let us know what y'all think in the comments. Okay. Shout out to Kicking It with Too Cove. This is SK Unlimited and we're out.