I'm going to tell you right now, quit digging your pants. >> No, I got to pay for what I'm supposed to pay for. You not my father. >> Watch as this power-tripping tyrant expected compliance, but got the funniest response from this man instead. >> And you harassed me for no reason. >> cuz you jaywalked. >> You made this up. >> That's called jaywalking. You have to use the crosswalk. >> the way into this store for a crosswalk? >> Yeah, I did. Jaywalking. What's your name? Quit putting your hands in your pocket. I told you quit putting your hands in your pocket. >> For what? >> I don't know what's in your pocket. >> I don't know what you high on. >> Do not put your hands in back in your pocket. Do you understand me? >> No. >> You don't understand me? >> Correct. >> Okay, well go ahead and put your hands behind your back. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> That's not happening. >> What's your name? >> None of your business. I didn't do anything illegal. >> What's your name? >> None of your business. >> Okay.