You've asked to speak to me. I've declined to speak to you. Thanks for coming by. >> This state trooper shows up over a neighbor's dog complaint, but once he admits there's no crime, this homeowner shuts it down, instantly dropping a line so perfect and hilarious, it ends the encounter in one shot. >> I guess Django got excited to see her. Django ran towards her. You tried to get the dog back. That's what I'm getting from her over there. You got a little scared. She was intimidated by the dog. That's just the end of it. Again, I want to get your side the story. >> Are you accusing me of a crime? >> I'm not accusing you of any anything. >> Okay. There anything else I can do for you? >> I just want to get your side of the story, sir. There's no criminal investigation here. Again, there was a neighbor dispute. I'm trying to get the the facts. >> For what purpose? >> Just to get on a better understanding of what happened. >> Just so you'll have something to think about for the rest of the day. >> No, you're not being accused of anything. It sounds like Django got excited to seeing her when she came here. And you want to know what happened after that? Is there anything you want to say? >> I'd like to show you something. >> What would you like to show me? The side of the road over here.