These cops made a huge mistake by issuing a trespass warning from a property this man had never even stepped foot on, but he made absolutely sure they never make that mistake again. >> want you on their property at all. >> Have I been on their property? >> I'm not saying Hey, I'm saying you've got to come >> I don't need directives. I know don't eat yellow snow, don't run with scissors, don't rob a bank, don't hurt anybody. I get it, but you don't need to tell me what to do. I'm standing here not breaking the law. Why don't you mind your business? >> I'm telling you not to come on this property again. >> Don't be a >> I don't care. I'm not coming on that property. I've never been on it. >> That's fine. Don't be in traffic. Don't be >> Do you think I want TO BUY A PICNIC TABLE? Does it look like it? You're dismissed, officers. You're dismissed. Have a good day.