So I'm okay. I'm on a bicycle. Okay, where are you coming from? Huh? Where are you coming from today? Oh, I was over there at the Bracebridge State Park. Okay. Did you uh did you pick your bike up and chase anyone? No. You didn't? No. Okay. Okay, well here's what's going to happen. I'm going to detain you right now cuz you are matching the description of a suspect I'm looking for. So Detain me for what? Like I just said, you match the description of a suspect. So until we get that figured out didn't There was no altercation. I drove by and he yelled something and he's acting all creepy. I told him to get the [ __ ] away from me. Okay, well how about this? We're going to put down the bike Are you kidding me? Nope, for real. So let's put it down. Officer There was no punches. There was no I didn't say there was punches. Like I said, so what I'm going to do, I'm going to have you take off your bag. We're going to put it with your bike. How can Officer, this is not right, man. Like I said, you're just being detained. You're not under arrest. But for what? Like I said, you match the description of a suspect I'm looking for. So until we get that figured out We argued. We argued. Okay, turn around. I'm going to put your hands behind your back. Just one second. There was no violence, officer. Okay, I totally believe you. But like I said, till we get to the bottom of it this is what's going to happen until then, okay? I'll leave them a little loose for you. Is that fine? Yeah, I I don't agree with this, man. This is not right. Okay, well come over here. Once you're walking over to the car we'll talk. All right, we're just going to sit in my car real quick. Officer, this is You're not under arrest. yelled at me. He he drove towards me in his car in his truck. Can we just hop in real quick? No, this is not right, man. Am I going to go to jail for something I didn't even do? not yet. No, what do you mean not yet? We're We've got to get to the bottom of it, right? There has to be an investigation see what's going on. Investigation? There was nothing happened. you take a seat for me? Officer, please. cool with me so far and I appreciate that. I know. I'm not I'm not I'm not going to push you. I I I I didn't do anything, man. Okay, so what? All right. He pointed his car at me. Stopped in the middle of the street. Okay. He pulled in the spot and he backed up and pointed his bright lights on me. And I said, "Get the [ __ ] away from me." That's it. Okay. Cuz he's telling me that you had he parked and then you stopped your bike near him and then you went behind his truck. officer. Okay. Look, I said, man. You know, I just told him to get away from me. Okay. So, what he said is that you went to the rear of his truck and he was like, "Whoa, like" So, he got out of his truck and then you picked up your bike and then you were like, "I'm going to slit your [ __ ] throat." and then chased him. No, no that happened. That never happened? Never happened. Do you even have a knife on you that you can do something like that? have a knife. I don't own a gun. I don't even have a knife. Okay. Why would you say that? Why would he point his truck at me, pull into the spot, back up, put his bright lights on, then back up? He was He was uh uh instigating me. It was all him. I I was just defending myself and I would say, "Look, man. I don't you and your people get the [ __ ] away from me. I don't know what y'all do, but that happens a lot." Was he with anyone? No, he was he was with his dog. Uh officer, please, man. I I swear I'm not a violent person. Like I said, I I believe you, man. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of it, all right? You're not under arrest. You're just being detained. That doesn't necessarily mean you're in trouble, right? This is just my partner showing up, so let me go talk with him. Okay, I'm going to close the door and we're going to get a little plan figured out and uh hopefully we all go home, okay? Okay. All right. All right, boss. So, here's the plan. You're going to be under arrest for felony harassment, okay? I did not So, before we go any further me with his car. Felony harassment? So, before we go any further, I got to read you your rights, okay? Wait. This is not I did not do anything. Let me read this real quick. Wait. Uh that's Here's the deal. Don't worry. A witness to it. How I mean, he almost he pulled in front of me and put his bright lights on. Okay. Can I read this real quick? Hold on. But I don't want to be under arrest for just for you. the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to right at this time to talk to a lawyer and have him present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you before questioning if you wish. You can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements. Do you understand your rights? You understand your rights? This is my right. Okay. So, This is my right. he aggressed to me. I told him to get the [ __ ] away from me. That's it. Okay. He said, "Why did Why would he say you you chased him?" Okay. He assaulted me with his vehicle. Like that can He Okay, I am not lying. He was the aggressor. Well, how did he assault you with his vehicle? You just said I was riding I was riding against uh east or whatever and he was pulling into the spot spot he stopped in front of me so I couldn't get by and then he pulled in the spot then he backed back out with his bright lights on. I mean, was he trying to pull into a parking spot? was he was trying to intimidate me. Then he got out and like did something with his hands. I don't know. Like he was aggressive he was And then what happened? And then And I cuz people don't just call 911 for nothing. So then what did you do? I told him to get the F away from me. Okay. And then what happened? That's it. That is it. Like I did not threaten his life and all that crap. I don't do that. Okay. Well, he's saying something different, right? So, Okay. Then is he going to get arrested for assaulting me with his vehicle? He didn't assault you with his vehicle. He did. He hit you with his vehicle. No. I did Why am I being arrested? I didn't hit him. Like I said, it's it's harassment. He's telling me what me with his vehicle. I I reacted. So, first of all, I don't even know who you are. So, let's get that out of the way. What's your first name? All right, man. I appreciate that. So, you've been pretty cool with me so far. I always tell everyone the same thing. If you're going to continue to be cool with me, I'll be continue to be cool with you, right? Officer, I I just don't I don't think this is right. He was the aggressor. Okay. Well, it's it's not a conviction, right? 100%. I mean, but is he going to get arrested? No, probably not. He was in a vehicle. I was on a bicycle. I understand. And hey, This is injustice. So, I'll list to the judge, but what's going to happen, man? Cuz I I don't like surprises. I'm going to pull you out of the vehicle. We're going to search you. I'm going to put your backpack in the back of the car. Okay. Is there anything in the backpack? Like So, so if if I get convicted, I have a felony? Felony charge? that's for the courts to decide. This This isn't a conviction. This is not a conviction. But I should not even be getting arrested, officer. He was the aggressor with a vehicle. Well, This is not right. It It will more than likely go to court, and then we'll figure it out. Officer, how how long how long am I going to be in jail for? Probably not long. It's the weekday. What does that mean? Like, you'll probably see someone pretty soon. I don't tell anyone promises, right? Like, "Hey, you're going to see a judge today." But they're usually pretty dang quick. So, not long. He He needs to be arrested. He That's assault with a deadly weapon. A vehicle, and I'm getting arrested on a bicycle. Are you kidding me? We're We're going to step out. I'm going to search you, and then we're going to get the show on the road, okay? So, do you have anything on you that I should worry about? No. No knives, guns, drugs, bombs, needles? No. No needles? Anything in your waistband? There's nothing in this hand. I have no drugs, no weapons, no needles, no. What about in your backpack? Uh there's just a bunch of like there was a phone in there, some wires. Your wallet in here? That's my wallet. Is that your ID? Yes. Can I take it and hold on to it? That's uh no, that it's this That not that one. It's the one behind there. That's the old one. That one there? Yeah. Okay. I'm just going to hold on to this. Oh, you're from Florida? Okay. Where in Florida? I lived in Key West. Okay. What's this over here? Once again, I'm going to step towards me. He was being aggressive. This is not right. He He assaulted me with his vehicle. Back in Back Back phone? Do you have a phone here? Is this your phone? I have a phone. Is this your phone here? Yes. Okay. Uh did you believe you were assaulted by a vehicle? The reason particular reason you didn't call 911 for assistance? Well, no. I'm not going to call 911. We had an argument. What were you saying? You You were now claiming you were assaulted by a vehicle by somebody, which is a felony crime in the state of Washington. I'm not going to do anything cuz nothing like there was We We didn't exchange punches or anything. He put his right lights on. Put him in Finish right in the spot. Backed out. Backed out. Did all this to my guy. He Was he assaulted by My words? I mean, I'm getting arrested? Yeah, in the state of Washington, if you threaten to kill somebody, it is threaten to kill him. Okay. That's You will have your day in court to explain So, we're going to hop back in the car. I'm going to seatbelt you in, man. Yeah. Do you I'd say the bike. Sure. It's like some safekeeping. Okay. Um So, do you have anything else in your backpack cuz that's probably going to have to go with you. And usually the jail, they'll throw away marijuana, which I don't care about. Pipes, they'll throw away. There's There's this uh They'll throw away lighters. I just The please don't throw away my cell phone. There's this I'm not going to throw away yours. That's going to go with you. The one that works is in the bag. The The That was just for flashlight Wi-Fi. Okay. Where is the phone that works? It's in the front. Like this one? And that No, no, that one not. Might be in that one. With the black case? Yeah. All right. Did you put that with it? Well, I'm going to close this door one second. Well, that's still in the back. So, Let's go so we can put that in. Uh okay. Oh, we're taking the bike. Okay, we're going to get the bike loaded up. Strap it to the front or something? No, it's going in the back. It's small. You can fit most small bikes unless they're gigantic in the back seat. As I have found. You just have to do a little twist of the front tire and yeah, you can do it that We're out of here. All right, thanks for your help. All right, you want to text