So here we are at this dilemma where you
need to go in handcuffs but you got
roller skates on.
>> [clears throat]
>> I'm drunk.
I'm not going in handcuffs.
I need you to call the ambulance to get
me out. I don't know what the [ __ ] is
going on.
But apparently I
warrant. I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm my child.
My dad was born
call it.
>> Okay, we're going to get the sword off
tonight.
>> No, that's what they said last time.
They got to get me out of the handcuffs.
>> It's something maybe we're missing
something.
I don't think you can really hurt these
things.
Can you Can you at least roll on your
side so you're not face down on the
ground?
>> No, I got it. I got choking up right
here. I'm not even drunk.
[ __ ] I'm literally laying right here.
>> [laughter]
>> Yeah, I am in the middle
>> Mulberry and Linden if you want to know.
>> What?
>> Mulberry and Linden.
>> Mulberry and Linden apparently, but no,
I'm literally
>> for failing to appear in court is not a
request. Once it comes back on the
radio, the officers on scene have no
discretion left to exercise. The arrest
is already decided. The roller skates
were the only part of this anybody
actually had to figure out.
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