hello hello this is the guy this is the guy okay uh let everybody know real quick i am audio and visual recording okay what do we got going on uh this gentleman who says his name is jarvan he claims he is a police officer of the vaderville police department i watched uh jarvan come and grab a bang energy drink out of the cooler and then walk down aisle uh aisle nine stuck it down the front of his pants in full view with video surveillance camera i then left my office called for backup he stopped outside approximately here i asked him before the drink he said i don't have one he then poured it out from his pants says he doesn't have any money and he doesn't know why he took it what's your last name okay hey let me let me tell you this really quick okay if i can't identify you i got to take you to jail and have you booked really yeah because i i you're a giant what's that can i tell you in the car sure we could do that okay here's the thing though because you shoplifted you're clearly under arrest at this point that's why we're all here yeah i will put you in my car and we can talk there but i do have to put you in handcuffs before i put you in my car okay can i have my handcuffs like this out front in front up front yeah technically not tell you what though i'll put them in the back i'll put them loose we'll sit in the car as soon as we figure out who you are if you tell me the truth i'll write your ticket and kick you loose okay okay fair enough okay so go ahead and put your hands behind your back for me bud okay i'm gonna keep this super chill right okay all right so do you have anything on you right now no knives guns no i'm gonna just do a quick check yep okay have you seen the back of my car here real quick yeah i'm going to read this to you so if you are under arrest and you're sitting in my car yeah she left about 25 anything you say can be used against you in the court of law you have the right at this time to talk to a lawyer and have them present with you while you're being questioned if you cannot afford to hire a lawyer it won't be appointed to represent you before any question if you wish you can decide any time to exercise these rights not ask any questions or make any statements you understand these rights i've read them to you yeah having these rights in mind you wish to continue to speak to me okay so when you heard what he said i saw you take a drink shove down your trousers and walk out the door without paying for it yeah so that's a shoplift uh now we just need to know who you are okay so what is your name like i said if you don't want to give it to me that's totally cool but then i got to take you to jail and go through the whole booking process so they could fingerprint you identify you and you'll stay in jail until we can identify who you are over over a what two dollars right okay so tell me your name verify it i'll send you a tick in the mail and you're going away right now jarvan your last name file with that how do you spell that v-w-i-l-d-a okay what's your middle initial hey what is your date of birth april 19th 1996. okay let me just give you a second to try to verify this are you from washington yeah you have a washington driver's license no i don't right now okay or washington uh id card no okay so titan we'll be right back with you have you been uh have you been in the jail before no where are you from a part of washington you're from yeah you're from bellingham yeah never been in trouble before no all right just give me a few minutes then we'll figure this out okay well he says his name is jarvan [Applause] sure i'm gonna look him up on my computer real quick okay all right see what we get and then uh what's what is that like two bucks it's 299 299 yeah so you know how this goes if he's telling me the truth he's going to get a ticket in the mail i understand we'll go from there that's what we're doing these days but i appreciate you coming no problem so give me a few minutes to verify this and we'll be on our way okay paul with six valiant check one last step wilda william ida lincoln david adam first of jarvan john adam robert victoria noah little a adam zero four one nine nine six uh okay just confirming w-i-l-d-s for your last name j-a-r-v-i-n for your first name is that j-a-r-v-i-n middle a and date of birth is 4 19 96. dude i'm not finding you anywhere billiam 2.16 no wants no records not in locals i checked under jarvan as well as just under wilta not finding anything one six all right man sit tight we can't figure who you are i gotta take you to jail right and we can't figure out who you are so sit tight [Music] [Music] well super surprising he's not coming back with anything no okay so there's nothing much you can do from this point there is there i'm going to talk to my sarge i think i'm going to just take them up to the jail and do an admit book and then they can fingerprint them and identify them that way okay yeah i didn't come up with anything either so yeah so i'll give you one more chance to tell the truth and i think i'll probably just end up taking either either i'll take them to the jail or i'll just drop them off somewhere somewhere else do you have a case number for me anyways yeah give me one second so [Music] three six zero three one okay if you do find out can you give me a call i know i will uh i thought about that too but he has to consent to it and i don't know he's going to go for that so yeah that's our uh csi all right so we'll uh we'll give this a try real quick and see what happens thank you again i appreciate it i know you guys are busy so it's been one of those gears all right let me out it's uh it's trickled down to us too i'm picking them up about every couple of days now everybody every it's it's across the board everywhere it sucks and it's unfortunately it's going to get worse so i understand that too okay all right man i'll let you know once i find some now thank you very much sarge so i'm at hardware sales they have a shoplifter um the guy's not giving a name and i said well i don't know who you are then we're gonna have to look here he says i'll tell you my name but i'll talk to you in your car i'm like okay you're under arrest for shoplift i put him in handcuffs stuck in my car read him his rights he told me his name he's not giving me so i was thinking the fingerprint or admin book but yeah that's watching an admin book [ __ ] release just to identify them it's i mean it's stupid it's a can of soda it's a super small one so but i told them i mean we could get them for uh you know i don't know obstruction since he's not telling the truth but yeah so he yep he sure did yeah i think i'll just uh i'll try i'll see if uh we can do the fingerprint first if that doesn't work hold up yeah i'll talk to you what's her face and uh whipple yeah and see if she wants to just meet me at the parking lot i'll just bring him to the park okay all right yeah yeah yeah exactly all right i will start that thank you bye all right man we are not getting anywhere with the name you gave me i think it's the wrong one so it's not the wrong one that's my name is it yeah there's there's literally no record of you anywhere really yeah like there's there's nothing we're not getting any record and i verified once i'll verify again your last name is spelled w w-i-l-d-a with that v in front of the double so v-i-l-d-a e-y-w-i-l-e-a v-y-w-i-l-d-a l-d-a v-y-w-i-l-d-a and j-a-var j-a-r-v-a-n j-r-v-a-n see that that makes a big difference and then your middle initial is a yeah 4 1996 let's try that and if it works we're done if it doesn't work i got to get your finger printed and everything else okay oh 1 6 going in check another all right give me a second just move over here get out of the way of everybody one eight copy code great volume two ball one six squad spelling on the west will be victor young william ida lincoln david adam first name is jarvan john adam robert victor adam nora middle a adam zero four one nine nine six politics uh v y w i l d a dude this is not coming up anywhere that is my name my wilda no gotta help me out man spell your last name for me w i l d a literally getting nowhere with this is that what you want to do yeah okay are you concerned about warrants or something yes sir hey are you at the station uh i'm at the dispatch what's up will you mind meeting me somewhere to do some fingerprints on a guy he says he wants to identify himself by fingerprints uh sure okay uh where do you want to meet he's in the back seat of my car right now so um give me a second to make sure i have everything with me where are you at right now in the back parking lot of uh hardware sales oh i can meet you there all right we'll just meet you here then i'll uh i'm in the back side cool thank you bye bye okay [Music] all right so she's going to come down here she's got the little fingerprint dealio so fingerprint [ __ ] here okay i will give you fair warning at this point we're going to shoplift for a three dollar can of soda yeah okay if we fingerprint you when we find out your name is something completely different than what you're telling me yeah there's also going to be an additional charge of obstruction okay and that bumps this up a little bit more man of getting booked yeah okay so i don't know if you understand how much i'm trying to help you here trying to not take you to jail yeah doing everything i can to prevent that from happening i don't think you want to spend any time in jail no i could much rather i just open the door and let you walk yeah so that's what i'm trying to do here but i keep getting different spellings on your name spelt it differently a couple of times now nothing's coming up i don't think your last name is what you're telling me it is so excuse me you're intentionally telling me something that's not true once it's nothing's coming back any spelling that you've given me so far nothing's coming back or anything even close to it okay so you think you just let me go for a three couple like three like literally what i would do at this point it's a three if i need three dollar can of soda like i don't know that's that's why i'm getting frustrated it was my mistake i was just wanting to get something and i was like yeah i i'll tell you what man this is why it's frustrating to me because i don't want to go through the whole process of taking to the jail writing the probable cause statement booking you in waiting for them to decide who you are rewriting my probable cause statement with additional charges all this over stupid can of soda this whole thing is just ridiculous that's why i'm giving you so many opportunities just tell me how you are so we can just be done with this i can open the door kick you loose and you'll get a ticket in the mail all right so fingerprint is here now okay i'll let her know what's going on what's that sounds good okay we'll come around we're gonna fingerprint you on that side we'll have to take your gloves off to do it so just sit tight hello i'm recording yep that's fine i'm just watching everything i'm going to pull up next or you can just park here and who cares that's why i was parked for the longest time he's wearing gloves he's handcuffed in the back seat of my car he's got gloves on it told me i'd take him off yeah uh i'm gonna move there okay where did you park where you want you know where i am [Music] well if it doesn't work then i'm gonna admin book ugh [Applause] [Music] he's been mirandized he understands his rights he said he would continue to speak with me he's giving me about four different spellings on his name nothing is coming back uh i'm just having dispatch run whatever they can tight for me god you got this gigantic compensator this guy that guy have you ever had any other state no okay are you from originally yeah like are you from whatcom county or but what area of washington okay so i'm gonna come around the other side and all i'm gonna need is your two index fingers okay this this shouldn't be uncomfortable in any way shape or form it's just you're literally going to touch them okay all righty he's wearing gloves and he's just if he's cooperative with it enough we might just have him spin so his hands are back to me whatever whatever works for you he's been cooperative just uh so if you don't mind um i'm actually gonna have you just turn your legs a little bit so that we get your hands towards me and i'm gonna have to take your gloves off okay okay a little bit so it's right in the middle yeah you don't have to push too hard i'm just trying to get you exactly centered it's a little picky sometimes [Music] it's just all about where you're about this i don't know why it's not playing nice let's see if that's saved uh gloves it's just i think the stuff from the inside of the gloves is just prohibiting it from getting a good grade on him and he's got stuff stuck all to the inside of his fingers okay so yeah we tried this okay okay sorry all right man it didn't work so now we got to go to jail that's the last resort so i'll give you one more chance man what do we call you what's your name my name is jarvan j-a-r-v-a-n yes okay and your last name yeah facebook let's make sure i got a w-i-l-d-a v-w i-l so that's this is the spelling in your last name right here on my hands all right well we're gonna have to go to the jail um sit tight i'm gonna put your gloves right here so you don't be there now they're here two ball one six spelling him go ahead we're unable to get an identification i'll be transporting to the jail coffee oh so it doesn't yeah i know it's only a three dollar thing but we can't figure out who you are and i can't just let you go okay you did but we can't i i've got no record of you anywhere that's where i stay can you just go to the lighthouse yeah i know i know it is we have to go to the jail first and positively identify you there and once you're identified then we can let you go and i'm looking up i don't know man every spelling you've given me is not coming back to anybody v w i l d a hmm oh um my dispatch also tried checking your name out of skagit and nothing's coming back so it's not like we're not trying to verify what you say i just don't think uh i think something's missing here you're not telling me something oh uh oh 2.16. so um hmm h so nope well here we are my friend all right let's see up here hold on before you go anywhere congratulations so like i said we can't identify you yeah you tell me who you are but there's just no record of that name anyway so because of that now i got to go here and we're going to book you in on the john doe until they can identify you they have a little bit better fingerprint scanner and all that once we can identify it then we'll go from there like i said if your name is different from what you're giving me i'm going to charge you also with construction instead of just the dumb old shoplift okay any questions on that all right we'll go ahead and step on up okay stand over there just uh on the other side of the yellow here i don't want the door to hit you when it opens there you go just don't want the door hitting you when it opens like i said what's your address and just did you just get mailed the mission at base camp yeah okay hey confirm your date of birth so you're born in walking county lived here your whole life huh how come you told those guys that you were a police officer vader please farm yourself oh uh so [Applause] step inside have you uh take a seat on this bench right here are they hurting what do you mean they're hurting here stand up and let me have a look at them i'm not going to take them off but i'll see two fingers through there two fingers are incredibly loose i can't loosen those up anymore so just try not to twist your hands around too much okay good how you doing what's up i have a john dale so admin book is fine i just need to figure out who he is gotcha what's the keyboard shoplift gotcha and maybe obstruction depending what's new i have a couple inmates come behind [Applause] hey it's up here another secure yeah all right [Music] all right come on good how are you okay yeah i'm sure you uh are you gonna be here for a minute yeah gotta get this guy do an admin book in this game real quick okay yeah don't move okay over here service oh two o'clock you punch me in oh man if you want me to i just you just try no i kicked my ass dude i'm not even going to try that ever you're my buddy you've got i got i mean he's giving me some information i don't i can't verify any of it though he says his birth date is 4 19 96 can we have him in this room yep rabbi step in here his charges again right now it's going to be shoplifting and possibly obstruction depending on what his name comes back as like [Music] awesome thank you you're the best thank you what's your last name what's your first name uh so it's charging the only trooper like i said just an admin book is all i need just to figure out who he is i'm just going off hey boss hey how are you doing buddy oh yeah trouble it's a great dream isn't it yeah love it uh um what's going on uh right here farmers um [Music] obstruction either yeah so and i understand we're trying to figure out who he is but he's not tell me who he is and and there's no way we figure that out it's just gonna be misdemeanors it would probably just be a book and release that's kind of what i was looking for just if but i mean if we can we can we can't do it okay i'm trying to figure out who you are [Music] okay can you tell me who you are yeah that is my name everybody 14 19 1996 your last name is one no i rpm oh [Applause] uh april 19th what's the lesson how long ago were you here [Applause] more than five years ago yeah uh [Music] yeah we just want to make sure we have the accurate information to give you a problem [Music] [Music] [Music] let's see see your address [Music] [Music] [Music] is your glasses what size uh top do you wear i'm sorry you're squishy what's isaac now [Music] [Music] diabetic stay at the box [Music] cards [Music] um [Music] 22b six zero 36031 one yeah so uh food before uh fun so wow so okay he's bullshitting