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so
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i call 911
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yeah what up
dude i don't know what
you got to spray dude
all right dude
bro no that [ __ ] happened bro hey let's
go are you the police yeah let's go back
here
hey dude
relax relax
back
bro
that [ __ ] cannot happen bro that [ __ ]
cannot happen bro
you know what i'm saying but that [ __ ]
cannot happen bro
bro
bro that [ __ ] cannot happen bro
we're 95 with andre
but time that five should not happen
back here she cannot blast
the last chicken that happened bro
on
on everything i'm saying bro
hey relax relax andre
that [ __ ] could not happen bro
hey
are you good are you hurt i'm fine bro
can we set you up
i'm gonna kick you off on the face right
no you're not hey all right
get out of the car and start grabbing me
yeah
no
that's not happening bro
feels good
yeah
it's not happening bro
that's what i'm saying
it's not happening bro i got a fart
that's what i'm saying
i got a fart that's what i'm saying
yeah yeah yeah let's take that [ __ ]
for mom's gonna be pissed as [ __ ] got
that [ __ ]
what the [ __ ] dog
what the [ __ ]
hey
black
gonna keep him here until we're ready to
move him oh [ __ ] he's gonna fight
him
bro
audrey heard it all no i'm not hurting
the [ __ ] you don't need more
that's my mom's
tonight
look at that [ __ ] let's see that [ __ ]
dog that's real [ __ ]
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going to be stuck but
dude i don't even got to say it bro [ __ ]
you
[ __ ] you in your police brutality bro
andre relax
andrea you have to chill out man
you don't need any ambulance or anything
[ __ ] pissed dog you don't understand
my mom's gonna be [ __ ] pissed dog
we'll deal with that later
[ __ ] the police dog the police don't
know [ __ ]
the police don't know [ __ ] i guess it's
[ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] that [ __ ] dog
i should have one in there
my mom's gonna be [ __ ] pissed guys
you don't even understand
my mom's gonna be [ __ ] pissed off
hey it's just property man it can get
replaced
maybe just scratch [ __ ]
hey
stop
oh
andre
what i'm just stopped
yeah
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oh [ __ ] we didn't go in there we got
straight to this
dude this is [ __ ] up bro
yeah i love this song
with it you know [ __ ] you pieces of [ __ ]
yo i love you guys
but there's a point where you gotta kind
of get the [ __ ] up
and it's like kind of like
no not this [ __ ]
this [ __ ] ain't happening
and and then there's like there's kind
of got a reason where you were like
uh you gotta call my mom dude she's she
doesn't know what the [ __ ] is going on
please do
please do okay we'll get her number for
you later okay
i'm telling you right now i'll tell you
what the [ __ ] it is right now
yes what's your first name
i love you guys
oh okay you guys do a great job
you guys do a great job
ow okay you guys did a great job
you guys do a great job
my mom's not gonna answer by the way
because she's
she's trying to sleep for work tomorrow
did you
wow
besides the radio
the [ __ ] is that that's your keys oh
give me my keys bro andre just stay here
oh [ __ ] you what are you what the [ __ ]
are you laughing officer man oh you're a
police officer suck my dick bro you guys
own any of this
that car
you might just hang out we'll get to you
when we can oh no
put the
just stop
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all right
i'm gonna call the bartender get a
statement from him
the guy over there in the maroon shirt
called in this okay
are
are you gonna do the crash report or
sadie i'll take the crash i'll handle
i'll handle this he said they'll do the
crap okay i'm gonna hold on him and then
can you grab the driver [ __ ] you bim
witness information he's standing over
there and i think he's got a pizza he
needs to
oh
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[ __ ] you
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of course
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everybody
obviously obviously
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that smell get worse you from the cars
yeah it is
is it from the cars
great smell
maybe tried to turn off that's a quick
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oh
andre were you wearing your seat belts
oh what were you wearing a seat belt
when you're not [ __ ] a no bro what
the [ __ ] just trying to figure out
what's going on man no [ __ ]
bro i'm just trying to make sure you're
not hurt no [ __ ]
okay
i'm trying to make you feel not fished
or not guys
you want one of us to ride with you
um
is there just two cars involved there's
four four but two two need to be towed
we believe right away
the other two should be drivable
all right so
what's to
my kicking just the white and the yeah
rav4 yep
that ambulance is about to get out of
here and i'm about to get out of here to
give you some room
all right i'll take the rav4 first and
then
do whatever you got to do
yeah i won't be able to take both
both at the same time like i wanted
i'm gonna see if my dispatcher can get
dogs to come okay take one card all
right
so since we're leaving can you just
stand on the sidewalk for us for now
and then our sergeant and officer 80 can
answer you answer questions just because
we gotta get down the hospital okay
so uh some so you charge it in one other
office right there okay okay yeah thank
you
why are you so mean
what why are you so mean
dude i love cops i watch live
time why are you being so mean to us
live tv [ __ ]
all right
i've never met him before but he's been
kicking punching
he came out of a car swinging in an
officer we need to take him to the
ground right away
and then he's been trying to hit
hospital staff the whole time
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can you give me a breath what the [ __ ]
are you talking about here we have bravo
can you give me a breath dude i'm
illegal
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] you talking
about
dave
disability bro yeah no take him off now
hey man yeah okay i want to go ahead and
flip all fours do you want to go on the
second deck [ __ ]
do you want to go take a big [ __ ]
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you got it all right fine
um
yes
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you