Why can't I get on my flight? Why can't I get on my flight? Please tell me. >> Do you think yelling is going to help? >> No, but this guy's telling me I can't get on my flight. I have a court case tomorrow and I can't get on my flight because he's saying I don't have a good attitude. Like, [ __ ] I had need to get to my court case tomorrow. >> How much have you had to drink? >> I had two glasses of wine, dude. I need to get on my flight. >> You're not making that flight. >> Why? >> Because they just canceled your ticket. You don't have a ticket. >> What did I do? They said you wouldn't check your bag. >> This is a carry on. >> Okay, but you do know when the space is limited, they can have you check it. >> I have a court case tomorrow. >> None of that matters. >> I was on time. I have my ticket. Nothing's in my bag. Why can't I make my flight? Please, it's important. I'm not dumb, okay? I'm not a stupid [ __ ] I'm not on drugs and I'm not drunk. >> That's debatable. You know where you're at. >> I'm at the Springfield airport or sorry, Dallas airport. I'm at the Dallas under public intoxication. Wait, I didn't do