You're trespassing me. >> Fantastic. Are you kidding? >> No. >> That's really happening. >> Yes. He asked you to leave multiple times. You wouldn't leave. >> So, I'll call my lawyer. >> I mean, I wouldn't call him right now. It's on Tuesday at midnight. >> I can call whenever. >> Okay. >> It's a trespass warning. It's not like you're getting arrested tonight. >> I need you to sign this. You're trespassed. You're no longer allowed on the property. >> Then I'll leave. >> But if you come back, I have to take you to jail. But I have to talk to my lawyer before I sign something. >> You don't need to sign it. You have yourself a good rest of your night, man. >> You too. >> You got somebody to take your dog home. >> Why? Cuz >> you're going to jail. >> This is insane. Not >> No way. >> I've asked you to leave multiple times. >> I'm going home. >> You walk back towards the bartender. >> I want my dog with me. >> He's not going to jail with you. >> Wait, what's happening? >> You're going to jail >> for what? It's destroying your thoughts.