You've seen chases and resistance, but you've never seen arrests get this messy. Literally. Here are five cases when suspects poo their pants during the arrest. Number five, man can't hold it. Gets arrested for pooping in a park. Police confront a man in a public park after witnessing him defecating near a tree in plain view of a children's playground. Here's what happens next. What are you doing, >> man? I I was taking a trying to take salute. >> Yeah, this isn't a place to do that. >> But it's closed. >> I don't care. >> Okay, man. >> Yes. I'm in the street. I'm looking for work. >> What's your name, guy? >> You don't mind? >> Yeah. You have an ID? >> You said I do. I have no trouble makeup. >> Yeah. No, you're pooping. That's not okay. You know this is one of the charges that is >> You know there's kids that walk around here, right? >> No, they they all go >> No, there's kids that walk around here. I'm telling you. Give me your ID. >> What about the dogs, too? >> What? >> The dogs, too. >> You, my man. There are kids. You're right next to a park and you're pooping. That's not okay. >> I can't. >> No, that's not okay. There's nothing you can tell me that is going to okay that. Yeah, that's not okay. >> I'm sorry, boss. >> That's not okay, my man. >> Okay. >> And even after I pull up with my light, you still kept pooping. What is wrong with you? >> I got stuck because you scared me, my friend. >> I scared you? >> Yeah. The the lad in there tried to hide. >> What What about this was okay, my man? >> I'm sorry about Please. >> What? I even told you and you still kept pooping. What is wrong with you, man? >> Where are you supposed to be? Where? Where are you from? >> I'm from Kiwi. You're from Key West and this is what you do. >> No. >> With people walking around you, there's kids in this park. You're right next to a park. >> You're right, boss. >> Like, >> you know, you cannot hold it. >> You got to find somewhere else to go. But you're right next to a tree with kids walking around. >> I watch it on my P. How you doing? Good evening, sir. >> All right. Yeah, you can. >> I mean, ma'am, I mean, you know, >> there's nothing you're going to tell me right now that's going to be okay. Especially when I'm driving by and I yell at you not to do it and you still kept doing it. >> I got to stop, sir. >> All right, hang out with this officer. >> The officer asks the man for identification and begins preparing for an arrest. Backup arrives shortly after. >> How you doing, ma'am? >> Good, sir. >> You know you cannot hold it when you want to poop, right? >> Stop talking. >> You cannot hold it, ma'am. Please give me a chance on that. The restrooms are closed. >> He's talking. Let him. He's the one that's primary. Let him discuss everything with you. >> Okay, man. And they came here to hide. I mean, you know, to boo because he's right what he's saying. But when you when you cannot hold it, you cannot hold it. Please. I got no weapon on me. Nothing. No even see nothing. >> Okay. I was supposed to meet uh Captain Crane from jail. Yay. Bobby. >> Not your puppy. >> Oh, listen my man. You know when you cannot hold it, you got to do it. >> No, I don't know. >> You never been? >> I do it in a bathroom. >> Yeah, but it's closed. >> Yeah, close every night. >> I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm coming here. Hi. There's nobody here. >> So, >> obviously there's somebody here. >> Mhm. >> Huh? >> There's somebody here. That's why he he's talking to you. >> If he saw you, then anybody else will see you. Yeah. >> You know, you cannot hold it. And when you can do it, I mean, you have to do it. >> I mean, I'm sorry, man. >> You're talking like that dog over there. I mean, you knew you had to go. Couldn't find. >> Yeah. Just give me a warning and or something. >> Oh, I ain't nothing. >> Ain't no never going to I mean I hold it better on my hands or something like that. I'm sorry, boss. I'm sorry, ma'am. I got no weapon on me. I am okay. I'm looking for work. The man attempts to explain his actions, claiming he has nowhere to go and no access to restroom facilities. >> I think everyone >> Gary the Gary the Cington. >> Hey, what you doing? >> Just give me a chance. >> It's not up to us. It's either It's not up to him. It's not up to me. You're talking to us like you're going back and forth. He's already told you he's talking to you for you to just be quiet. >> Yes. >> The other officer did, right? So, let's just do that. >> Very much. >> Oh, >> I can't I can't clean it up. >> Yeah. That's up for him to discuss that with you. >> Like I told you before, I'm not the primary officer. He is. He's got to make that determination what he wants to do. Okay. You cannot talk to him. >> That's up for him. >> Early night, huh? >> It's been crazy today. I don't get it. I'm like still trying to figure it out. >> People didn't everywhere, huh? >> Supposed to be slow season. I'm like, >> well, yeah, that's not the case. >> Trying to watch my Florida State team lose for the fourth week in a row. >> I know. They brag about it all the time at the, you know, cuz I think one of the guys on my squad, he's a big fan. >> Yeah. So they're always getting on him. >> He said, he asked me, "Are you smoking in?" I'm taking a chair. He said, "What?" I don't I don't do kind of I don't play with that either. >> I But I say I said that to I'm taking it poo poo. >> Mr. Stand up for me. Stand up. >> Stand up. Leave that right where it is. Leave it right where it is. Stand up. >> I might grab me a rest. Stand up. Nope. Stand up. >> Don't touch him. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> My wallet. >> Yep. We'll get it. >> My bicycle. >> Yep. >> And just like that, he goes from relieving himself in public to getting ready for a ride to jail. [Applause] I won't do anything against you. >> Don't >> Don't grab my hand. >> Walk. >> Don't tie. >> You see my car? >> That's where we're going. They're going to get that. Go to my car. >> That's my >> Yep. Keep going. Keep going. >> Keep walking. >> Yes, sir. >> You have anything on you I need to know about? >> No. Watch your step. >> Nothing at all. >> Nothing at all. >> All right. You see this line? Keep coming. Keep coming. Keep coming. Step right there. >> Well, I I I I got a $4. >> You got a what? >> $4. >> $4. Perfect. See his foot out. Keep up. Keep up. Stop right there. [Applause] What? >> My ID? >> Your ID? I have it. >> Stop moving. You have anything else on you that I need to know about? If I don't find it, listen to me. Stop talking. >> If they find anything else, it is going to be another charge. So you don't have anything in any crevice or anything like that. I need to know. Perfect. >> How many time I going to say that to you? >> Perfect. >> How many times did I tell you to stop pooping? >> Yeah. Yeah, I did. >> You don't poop, huh? >> Step in the car. No, I don't poop out on the street. Step in the car. >> Should be cush. >> Step in the car. Thank you, sir. >> During transport, the man continues talking nonstop and begins hurling insults at the officers. >> Nothing in here. >> Perfect. >> The handcuff. >> Listen, [ __ ] You call me that woman out of your [ __ ] >> Lose me. So, [ __ ] are you working? Did you clean my >> Yep. Your bike locked up. >> What happened with my bike? >> It's locked up >> on the bike rack by the beach. >> Got my ID, too, right? >> What? >> You got my ID and my all my >> Yeah, I got your ID. I got your stuff. >> All right. >> Your bags are in the back. They'll go with you to the jail when we get up there. >> The other bag is not my bag. >> The what? >> The other bag is not my bag. My bag is >> back over there. >> The what? >> The one that was against the fence. That's not my bag. My bag wasn't in the garbage bag. The one you threw it away >> stuff, right? >> Yeah. The one be [ __ ] up. >> That's not my my bag. >> What? >> My bag is the one to be in the in in in the basket on the bicycle. >> So, the black bag is your stuff. >> That's my stuff. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. But your bike that wasn't your bike? >> That's my bike. I know your family. >> Yeah, right. arresting here >> for you people. >> So you're wrong >> for you people. >> He got 27 for for you. For this this high school over here got 27 in the auditorium. 27 curtains that you don't even really nail in your lifetime. >> I can't name you. The whole house is in here. I had to tell him, "Come here in come in. What are you doing? You smoking?" "No, no. I'm say the truth to you." And then we like to you have the cancer on the column also. I going to if you say that again, I'm going to screw you. Yeah, of course. Like this, take your uniform out. >> He grows increasingly agitated, questioning how they handled his belongings and even becomes verbally aggressive. At one point, challenging the officers to a fight. Let me free. I'm fight like a man. >> What did you say? >> Nothing right here. >> Threatening me. >> You No, I'm talking to myself. >> Another charge. I don't really care, bro. I'll I'll hit you. >> Hey, do you remember? Do you >> say what you're going to say? No. Finish what you're going to say. What happens when I take my uniform? >> I'm talking to myself. >> Finish what you're going to say, inmate. Finish it. Yeah, I come from DLC. I know what it's like. Finish what you're going to say. That's right. Keep your mouth shut. >> Department of Corruption. You say >> Department of Corrections. And if you have corrosion corrosion, I'll tag that on as well. Keep your mouth shut back there. >> I can tell everything they do. >> Good. Tell everything. It's on camera. It's been recorded. So if you threaten me again, >> I don't I don't treat you there. >> Yeah. >> What about my hands? My My hands are in in the camera. >> Go ahead. >> My hands are in the camera. Look how you got me. >> Right above you. Threat me again. >> I got to step out of the vehicle. Take this off. Step up. Step up. >> Hey, man. >> I got it. >> You got to stop. >> Watch out, man. My hands go. >> Yep. Come on. Stop right there. Stop right there. >> Where's my wallet? It's >> on top of my car. I'll bring it up with your bag. >> Yeah, that's my mouse. >> Okay. The purple one, right? Okay. >> My wallet now. You put it on the top of the car. >> It's on top of the car. >> Purple wallet, right? >> Yeah. [Music] [Applause] >> Have a seat. >> You can have a seat for a second. >> Have a seat. Have a seat. >> How are you, man? >> I'm all right. I'm all right. >> Who's there? The officers transport him to jail, charging him for defecating in public. Number four, man busted for dropping a deuce on a public bench. A police officer approaches a man sitting on a public bench after receiving a report that he may have defecated there. Here's what happens next. >> Hi, how's it going? >> Pretty good. >> Okay. Reason I'm contacting you is we got a call. Someone said that you were here on the bench and they thought that you were uh depe on the bench. >> Oh, no. I'm fine. >> I am fine. >> Okay. What's that pile that's right underneath you? >> Dog. >> Dog there. Yeah. >> How'd the dog get under there? >> I had no idea, but I found some dog biscuits and stuff, too. I just >> Tyler, right? >> You're Tyler Crestle. >> I don't want to be interrupting. >> You're not in trouble for anything. I just wanted to let you know your passport's at the PD. So, if you if you contact the >> Which one? Which one? Across the river. >> Across the river. If you if you contact the property people. Okay. >> You can get your passport there. What's your name, sir? >> Andrew. >> Andrew. What's your last name? >> Rumfield. >> Rumfield. >> Rum. >> How do you spell that? >> Rumful. R P H O L. >> Yeah, I'm funny. Hi D. >> Mhm. >> R U M P H O L. >> Yeah. >> Andrew, what's your mail initial? >> Nobody knows me. See >> and birthday. >> I show my ID if you want. >> That's all right. Uh you staying anywhere these days or? >> Yeah, just doing this, doing that. >> Don't have a permanent address? >> Not right now. >> Do you have a phone number? >> Not right now. No. my last phone. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Again, hang tight for me. >> Yeah. I'm fine, though. >> He was He was sitting there all morning with no no clothes on. No, he just he just put his just put his or I don't know. It looked like his jam was on maybe an hour ago. >> Yeah. Yeah. He had that tan blanket. I I sit over there. We clothing. I'm in the inside. You can't quite see me in there, but Yeah. >> You didn't have any clothes? Well, >> he had a shirt on. Shirt, but he grabbed his wrapped a blanket around him. But the reason he got in this >> The man, later identified as Andrew, initially denies the accusation. Officers spot suspicious evidence under the bench, and a witness steps in to confirm that Andrew has been there most of the morning, dressed only partially until recently. >> And I I sit in here. Watch. And you can see all the way from here down. >> Yeah. >> And he just put those on. He just Well, I say no. I don't know what you what you're here for, but >> Yeah, that's what we're here for. >> All right. All right. That's it. >> All right. >> Okay. >> Thanks. >> Checking and everything, huh? >> Well, yeah, we did get the report that that's yours cuz that's that's not an animal. Is there anything on the bench? >> No. >> You sure? >> Yep. >> You want to stand up? >> Sure. >> Get you a little bit. >> I see a little bit there on the side. >> Yeah. >> How'd that get there? >> Thinking that's yours, huh? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Can't be doing that on the bench. Right. >> I know. >> All right. >> It happens though. >> Well, it can't happen there. >> I suppose I'll be fine, huh? >> Yeah. Can't do that. People want to come down and use the bench and not have to worry about that. >> All right. >> It's It's not all right, though. You can't do that. >> Where'd you get the rice? >> The guy bought it for me. >> Oh, that was very nice. You're not going to arrest me, are you? >> No. >> No, I just get a ticket. No, >> cuz I had cigarettes and I I don't want to go to jail. So, >> I don't want you to go to jail either. >> Yeah, I know. It sucks, man. >> Got to get >> It happens, man. I'm so sorry. >> Well, >> I really am. >> Next time, find somewhere else. Okay. >> Just be careful. I know. >> Yep. >> I know, buddy. Andrew apologizes and admits he should have used the bathroom. He appears remorseful and expresses concern about being arrested. >> I know I should have sat and I should have went inside went to the bathroom. >> Yep. >> I know. >> Next time though, right? >> I should have. I knew it. I should have probably been using the bathroom. >> I'll tell you what you already know. >> We'll tell you. >> No such thing as a routine stop. >> That's the truth. Don't forget it. >> Always. >> I get around with the bar back. You know, >> anywhere else. >> Anywhere. >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry, man. I wasn't thinking. >> Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. Uncle said you don't think. >> Yeah. >> I don't think I know the fact busted on it, too. >> What's that? >> I know these guys go by. Yeah. >> Yeah. It's a busy street. A lot of people walking around. >> Yep. >> Just tell me to keep going there. >> Andrew, here's the deal. Getting in the ticket for urination defecation prohibited. You can't be can't be doing that in >> in public. Okay. >> Um so what I also need You're getting the ticket. It's going to be $21310 fine. April 16th at 1:30 p.m. if you want to contest that. Um, blue envelope if you want to pay that. What I do need you to do now is uh get yourself together and keep moving. Okay. Um, can't have you camping out on a on a park bench like this. Okay. >> Okay. >> So, why don't you get your shoes on and start collecting your stuff and get moving. Okay. Can I just sit here for a little bit? >> So, we've already gotten reports that you've been here all morning long. You clearly haven't been moving along. You can't be camping on city property like this. Okay, that's another ticket. You can't just be camping out on a park bench all day long. >> The officer assures him he's not being taken to jail, but informs him he'll be receiving a citation for public urination or defecation. >> We got to have somebody come in and clean that up, too. Okay. >> Yep. So, >> could you move to wash away from me? >> You can throw away your own garbage. Okay. >> So, get your shoes on and collect your stuff and keep keep on going. Okay. >> Need a garbage can, Andrew. There was one right over there on the street corner right in front of the reboot social there. Had >> to do the last couple of days. Nobody say nothing about it. Well, the main problem here is what happened, >> you know. >> Yeah. >> Pooped on the bench. So, you can't stay there, >> right? >> Like I said, now we got to get that cleaned up. So, >> I suppose I go a different bench, huh? That cool. >> Why don't you go to the day spot? >> Okay. >> Haven house. >> The Haven House. Yep. That's a or community tables. Those are places where you can go and hang out rather than doing this on a city park bench where other people come and want to sit and >> I know there's a lot of park benches though. That's the whole thing. >> But they have bathrooms. >> Yeah, there's bathrooms around. >> Well, regardless, why don't you just move on from here? At least we got to have somebody come in and clean that up. Put my shoe on. >> Thanks, Andrew. >> Yep. >> Remember bathroom next time. Okay. >> I know. >> Thank you. >> Yeah. Tag this little Before wrapping up the investigation, the officers prepare the bench for the cleaning crew assigned to sanitize the area. [Applause] >> I think so. Come on. Mountain. Yeah. >> All right. You guys would know that means not to sit on that bench, right? Hopefully, you defecating on it. One second. >> Thank you officers for going above and beyond the call of duty. Number three. Man tries to steal from Home Depot. Leaves in handcuffs and a mess. Police confront a man outside a Home Depot after he's suspected of shoplifting several boxes of disposable gloves. When officers begin questioning him, he becomes defensive and refuses to comply with instructions. >> Where you coming from? >> Number one. >> Where you coming from? >> Why am I being questioned? >> Why are you being questioned? Where you coming from? >> Why am I being questioned? One. Hold on. Okay. I'm I'm asking you a question. You ask me a question. >> Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. >> Why am I being questioned? >> Put your hands behind your back. >> I'm turning around my phone. I'm I'm about to record this. Stop. Put your under arrest. Put your >> first >> behind your back. >> Stop. Stop. Okay. I will do it right now. >> Okay. Please let me go. I got you. I will. >> I ain't letting you go. >> I will. You play around with me. I will dust you off. Do you understand? >> I will do. >> Do you understand? >> Put your hands behind your back. Do it now. >> Please >> do it now. >> Let me do it now. >> Okay. 2 seconds. Because Hold on. >> As soon as we get here, you going you going to get tedd up. >> Can you give me two seconds? I ain't giving you nothing. >> I'm trying to clutch my butt cheeks from being um like doodling on myself. Bro, >> get on the ground. >> Give me two seconds. >> Get on the ground. >> Can you give me two seconds, please? >> Get on the ground. >> You see me in the middle on the ground. Just get on the ground, >> dude. Just get on the ground. >> Okay. Give me a second, dude. >> Get on the ground. >> Give me a second. You see me already going out on the ground cuz ain't no ain't no need for you to use force. >> Get on the ground. I'm not trying to use force unless I have to. But I will. Just you. >> You don't have I'm I'm letting you know. You do the ground. I have to. >> Get on the ground. I'm letting you know you do not have to >> get on the ground and stay on. >> I'm letting you know, bro. Get on the ground, son. >> 1196 1025. I have him on the ground. Turn around. I'm I'm letting you know. >> On your stomach. >> I'm letting you know you don't have to. >> On your stomach. >> Eventually, the man complies and the arrest proceeds without physical escalation. A search of his backpack reveals six boxes of vinyl gloves consistent with the stolen items. And give me your other hand. >> Oh my. >> What's up, man? Call my mom. Stop. >> Yeah, we ain't calling the family line, my brother. >> You think we on your time? >> You crazy. >> Okay, first of all, he ain't even tell me why I'm being put in handcuffs. >> I'm about to take it right out your book bag in a second, homeboy. >> That's why you getting >> Dang. That's why you getting jammed up. >> Dang. Oh, man. >> For some gloves, dude. I could have given you that. I had that in my in my trunk. >> You could have asked me. >> Okay. Look, >> you crazy. >> That's it, man. >> Bunch of gloves from Home Depot. >> You're wild. >> Wow. >> That's it. >> That's it. >> That's it, man. >> Where's your ID at? >> Sit up. >> You getting Okay. Okay. First of all, sit me up. Somebody stand me up. >> Please, please. [Applause] >> Okay. And the second thing that's going on right now Before you put me in that car, I told you one second. One second. >> One second. We ain't on your terms, man. >> Man, look. You want my ideas in my pocket? >> And you got money right here. You stealing, man. >> You want my ideas in my pocket? And you got money right here. >> Okay. All right. All right. That's all I'm trying to tell you, man. Right there. Doesn't matter. Stop moving around. Please stop moving around. 1196 10279 Georgia OM. [Applause] >> Officers continue their search, checking both his person and belongings before securing him inside the patrol car. [Applause] >> That's it, man. No, there, man. That's the glove. Just >> talking about why am I being questioned? You must be out of your mind. I don't think you understand how things work. You watch too much YouTube and it's going to get you messed up. >> Out of snow mountain. [Applause] >> That's 10. [Applause] [Applause] as officer. secure him. The man defecates on himself and pleads for a chance to clean up before being placed in the patrol car. >> I can't help you right now. >> No, no, no. I'm not. >> You better help yourself until you get to the cab county jail. >> Please arrest an officer, right? >> You're going to cap county jail. >> Okay. Can I wipe my ass before you put me in that car? Man, >> I literally just You don't know. I'm not not saying like it's an excuse. I'm saying [ __ ] on himself. Wipe his ass real I know you smoke that dog. Come on now. I s won't be able to help himself to the to the guy. Where you at? Where you at? Woman >> uh who wants a 59 with LP? I'll go up there or whoever >> just so we can get a >> I can bring him down. rest. >> Yeah, I know we don't. So, >> transport? >> Nope. Not going to be back till Tuesday. >> Where is transport? >> I go up there. >> Um, talk. Can you Can somebody let me know what's going on? Cuz y'all already know. >> You're going to jail. >> Okay. >> That's what's going on. Okay. >> Can I go >> How we going to do that, bro? >> Bro, same same way you communicate. That That's it, man. Same way you just communicate. the same because I don't have to like >> I tried to communicate with you earlier and you were like one second you couldn't even understand to put your hand behind your back. I had to sit there and wrestle with you >> cuz I told you it was coming out. >> Let's go to this car over here. Come on, let's go. >> I told you it was coming out. That's why I was trying to not let it go. >> Have a seat. >> I'm not saying I won't, but can you Allow me to get some water. Lay put your legs in. Can you allow me to get some water? Stand right there. >> Can you roll down the windows though, too, bro? Can you roll down the window? >> Bro, stop. Bro, my foot on the door. >> Unfortunately for him, cleanup would have to wait until they reached the station. And that ride to jail couldn't have been pleasant for the officer in charge of transport. back in. >> Oh gosh. [Music] >> I got you. All right. No other cars do that when I lock it. >> I got lost. You want me to swing them down there to get a positive light? You Or if he can fit it on an image, >> see if he can pull an image off camera and then send it to us. >> ID 1 2 3 4 5 6 uh vinyl disposable glove. where we're where uh so it's going to be >> up there. >> Yeah. Um it's it's just going to you know what I mean? Theft. It's not it's not felony uh >> uh no it's it's a shot loss prevention campaign footage. [Applause] Once inside the car, he tries to plead his case, asking officers to speak with Home Depot staff in hopes they might drop the charges. >> What's up? >> Okay, look, I know I'm in I know I'm in trouble, right? >> Yeah. >> So, you ask on my behalf, can they uh can trespass? >> You going to jail, man? >> How do you You can't, man. They They want to press They always press charge. They pressing charges left by shoplift for a misdemeanor. All right. >> Hold on. >> Huh? >> The lawyer says actually receive just >> I got I'm not in char. That's my scene. But they going >> if I I can't, man. That's what they want. They wouldn't call if they want. >> He said he said, "Can we ask if they only criminal trespass them?" >> Uh, yeah. We're going to criminal trespass. I'm sure they will. Um, >> you don't get charged any criminal. >> Yeah. You don't want to go to jail, huh? >> It's not really, >> huh? >> He asked for >> instead instead of a but it's it's really it's a shoplifting. We're not looking at shoplifting. J1 him J1 shoplifting citation and he wanted to try to play charge, not a city charge. Yeah. I I rolled out on him and he's like, "Why am I being questioned?" I'm like, "Boy, get on the ground." >> I see him up there and I pulled in there. He turn around, but then I I could only see from the distance. And then when I came through, I came down here. >> Okay. >> All right. Thanks. [Applause] Say what do we got transport or I'm >> Am I transporting them? >> Yeah, you're 105. >> All right, cool. >> All right. You said $72. >> During the ride to jail, one of the officers speaks with him on a more personal level. Oh, one more to the count. [Applause] What music you listen to, man? >> Man, listen. Listen. People might hate it, but this it ain't the crime of the century, bro. You stole something. Stealing is a very bad crime moral wise, but it's a misdemeanor. It's a misdemeanor shoplifting. All right. People get cut on sights for that sometimes. >> I got you. You know, but gay, look, are how old are you? >> 24. Bro, I'm going be honest with you. I'm 21. You're two years older than me. We got a whole life to live. You feel me? And I don't want you to beat yourself up, man. It's a shoplifter case. You got trouble, stuff like that. You got years to change it, man. I've seen people drop, man. This much chop kick. You could about time you get old. This will probably be acquitted if you trying hard enough. You know what I mean? That's how young you is, man. Don't let this you up. You young. You anything under 26. I say if you're insurance high, you still got a chance. You know what I'm saying? Cuz if we under 26, insurance high as for us. You know what I'm saying? Don't let this beat you up, bro. I don't I don't think you a bad guy. I think you a bad guy. You messed up. I'm doing my job. You know what I mean? That's all this is. ain't the crime of the century. You probably should. Look, I'm be 100 with you cuz I don't lie to nobody. You probably be out in a day or two, if that because it's the cab county, you know what I mean? But it's just my >> despite the unpleasant circumstances, the interaction ends with a small note of compassion as the officer offers a bit of encouragement during transport. Step on up. I know it's big. I'm sorry. I know it's so big in there. You know, you need help. I got you. You all right? Yeah. Oops. Sorry. My bad, bro. Hey, walk over there. >> You work, huh? You work? >> Yeah. >> Where you work at? >> Warehouse. [ __ ] Yeah, you just got to get me. >> I just got there, man. What? What happened? Was you tense up or just fighting a little more? >> N I was trying to I was trying to warn, bro. Like, it was coming. I don't know if you smell that. >> Yeah. Bro, he won't let me clench my butt. He was talking about get out. I'm like, bro, give you think a shower or something like that. The suspect is charged with theft by shoplifting and transported to DOB county jail. Number two, arrested shoplifter has bathroom emergency. A police officer responds to a retail theft call from a tractor supply store. The store manager provides a detailed description of the suspect, which leads the officer to locate a woman nearby who matches the description. Here's what happens when he approaches her. minute. All right. Well, you're going to talk to me for just a minute. >> Okay. I'm not going to talk about >> Well, first off, people thought that you were intoxicated and then you jaywalked and almost got hit by >> I'm intoxicated. I'm a head that way >> to my house. >> So, right now, you had a pedestrian violation from the 87 depot where you jaywalked across the street into oncoming traffic. You have you have a driver's license on you? >> The police stole my driver's license. >> All right. Well, walk over to my car with me. I'm going to get your ID. I'm going to get your name. >> I don't have one. >> Okay. Well, I'm going to get your name. Walk over to my car. >> Abs. I'm out on bond. >> You out on bond? >> Yeah. >> All right. >> What do you want from me? >> Well, I want you to come back over here so that we can talk for a moment. Well, the thing is we're going to talk and >> we'll talk, but what do you want to talk about? Well, >> I'm going home. No, you're not. >> I'm not. >> Not right now. >> Why am I going home? >> How do you spell Abrams? >> Why am I going home? >> Yeah, why am I going home? >> Well, first off, you stepped out in traffic, so I'm screening you for a marchman act because you're highly intoxicated and >> Yeah, I'm going home. I really bathroom is why I hit these. Yeah, need to hit these bushes real fast. I need a use a potty. >> She repeatedly states that she needs to use the bathroom and even tries to head toward nearby bushes to relieve herself. The officer calmly instructs her to stay where she is, but she insists she can't wait any longer. >> What are you doing? >> We're going to have a seat right here. >> Can I poop real quick? >> Two custody. I got one detained. Go ahead and sit right here. >> Can I poop? >> Turn around and sit down. >> Don't pull your pants down. >> I'm not going to poop. I'm sitting >> Turn around and sit down. >> I'm not going to poop in my car. >> Turn around and sit down. >> No, I'm gonna poop myself. >> Turn around and sit down. >> I'm putting a poop. Watch me. I'm f to poop. >> I'd advise you not to do that. >> I'm f to poop. I'm f to poop. I'm serious. I need to poop. I'm telling you. I need to poop. >> I understand. But right now, I'm not letting you go. All right. >> I don't care, but I need to poop and I'm going >> I'm getting no female over here. So, give me >> Okay, that's fine. But I'm f to poop. I'm f to poop. Watch me. I'm f to poop. I'm f to poop real quick. I'm telling you, my right hand got f to poop because I'm not pooping in my drawer. >> All right. Well, you're going to stay sitting down. >> Okay, that's fine. That's fine. I'm out on barn. >> I'm out on barn and I'm fitting the poop. I'm fixing to poop. I'm telling you. I I'm serious. I'm f to poop. You did you you think I'm a joke. I'm not pooping in my pants. I'mma poop on the side of the road. I'm telling you my right hand. I'm f to poop. >> Well, I got a female officer coming up. We may be able to accommodate you and get you out of public before you do that. >> I'm f. Despite being told that help is on the way, she grows increasingly loud and frantic. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Order. >> She uh needs to use the bathroom and she's wanting to do it right here. >> I'm fixing a poop. I done told him I'm fetching a poop. He can't help but let me reach. He said she was trying to go into the woods to do so. However, if I could go behind the pole, he said no. So, I'm fixing a poop. All right. Okay. She hasn't been morirandized yet because we haven't talked yet. >> Told him I think I'm poop in my pants. He says, "So what?" >> A female officer is called in to conduct the search. And during the process, the woman repeatedly claims she's about to soil herself. Is it a genuine emergency or just a desperate attempt to avoid arrest? I got a friend. >> I told you I got emotional bows. Those poles. >> These. >> Yeah. >> So what? >> There we go. >> All right. Miss, >> come on. >> Miss Abram, stand up for me. Exactly. >> Come on. >> So what? >> Oh my god. >> You got anything on you? He's going to poke me, hurt me. >> I'm out of you come over here. Okay. I'm going to search you. Do you have any weapons on you or anything like that? >> No. No. >> All right. If I If I search you and I find anything, okay, you're going to get an extra charge in the jail. I'm telling you, I don't have nothing on me. Can I go poop? >> We'll get you set up in the jail. >> I'm serious. Can I go poop? If you let me go poop, I'll go poop now. >> Okay, go poop now. >> Oh, it'll be your problem. >> All right. Cut it out. Stop. >> Stop. No. No. No. Nope. Nope. I'm going in the bathroom. I want to get her back. >> No, I'm going to the bathroom. >> Stop reaching for stuff. Stop. >> Stop reaching for stuff. >> Look, I'm going to the bathroom. I'm going to the bathroom. >> Let go of your glasses. >> I told you I need to use the bathroom. You didn't need to use the bathroom. >> Let go of the glasses. >> No, I need to see them. No, I need to see with them. Let go of the glasses. >> My glasses. >> This is a lawful order to let go of the items. You'll be placed under arrest for resisting additional retail packes. >> As the officers search through her belongings, she becomes physically uncooperative and begins to resist. >> You know what? They binged me out. They shouldn't have never bombed me out because they should have put the money out my account. You know what? They stole my money off of my Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't care. >> I'm not going to fight anybody. >> No. Leave my glasses alone. Leave my glasses alone. Leave my glasses alone. I'll I promise you. >> Let go of the glasses. Let go of the glasses. >> Well, it appears she defecated on herself right then and there. Safe to say this is not a fun day to be in those officers shoes. >> Just need my glasses so I can see. >> Well, you'll have your glasses at the gym. >> No, I won't. You won't give them to me. You didn't give me my ID. Nope. Just give my ID. My glasses and I'll be just fine. Just give my glasses and my ID. Nope. Nope. >> Look at that. >> You want to get the other side of her fence? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. >> Barber shop. Come on. >> Nope. You're not fitting that. [Music] >> Let go of my arm. Let go my arm. Let go. Let go. Sit back. So these four things. >> Yeah, >> there's more. >> I'm almost there. She's trespassing. Meanwhile, as they continue their search, officers find several items in her bag that match those reported stolen from the store. The woman was ultimately charged with retail theft and resisting an officer. Number one, man poops himself after DUI arrest. Police respond to a minor traffic accident and quickly identify one of the drivers, Mr. Rick, as likely intoxicated. Here's what happens during the investigation. Hello. You okay? >> Okay. All right. Why don't you come on out and then just stand back here on the sidewalk? Okay. >> Hello. Are you okay? Hello? You all right? >> No. >> Okay. All right. Well, if you want to step by and stay on the sidewalk, fire department's here. Okay. All right. What happened? You all right? >> The guy seemed to be stopped at at the uh for no reason. >> Where are you coming from? >> Down there. That one. >> Yeah. All right. So, I'm going to ask you a few questions. How much have we had to drink tonight? Be honest. I can smell it. So, let's not lie. >> Not much. >> What's not much? A beer, a shot, a whiskey. It's not a trick question. Hey sir, I need you to focus. How much have we had to drink tonight? >> Oh, I don't know. >> Okay. Do you think your alcohol has affected your ability to drive tonight? >> I don't think so. >> You don't think so? Okay. You're not sure how you could rear ended a car? >> Well, no. He was stopped and >> Okay. So, why didn't you stop then? >> Well, I didn't I didn't stop. >> Okay. Do you have a driver license on you or anything? >> Oh, a driver license. >> Yep. RV, can you get his information for me? Phone number and all that? All right. So, Mr. Rick, do you need to get checked up by the fire department at all? Do you have injuries anywhere? >> I don't think so. >> You don't think so? Okay. All right. So, Mr. Rick, so I got to ask you a few questions. Okay. >> Um, would you be willing to submit to a standard field sobriety test? >> No, I don't think so. >> So, is that a yes or no? So, I don't know what that means. >> That's a no. >> That's a no. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. And then with that in mind, would you be willing to provide a bread sample of a PVT machine? It's not admissible in court. >> Probably no. >> Probably. I just need a yes or no. Sorry. Yeah. I know. Yeah. What's Yeah. Yes or no? You know, I don't want to do the probably no. Yes or no. We're grown. >> Okay. Let's say no. >> Okay. Again. Yes or no. Not let's say no. Yes or no. >> Would you? >> No. >> Okay. Perfect. All right. Well, then, sir. All right. Then put your hands behind your back. I'm just going to place you under arrest for DI. Okay. All right. Drop your wallet. Ah, >> because he refuses to perform field sobriety tests or take a preliminary breath test, officers place him under arrest for suspected DUI. [Applause] All right, hold on. Let me lock your cuff. >> Hey, Mr. Rick, while we're here, I'm just going to read your rights quick. Okay. >> Okay. >> All right. Let's go in front of my car over there. Okay. >> There we go. >> Yep. This bright car right here. Car right behind us with all the emergency lights on. >> Yes, please. All right. Mr. Rick, you have the right to remain silent. Anything that can't be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to talk to the law and have a present with you while you've been questioned. cannot afford to high lawyer. When one will be appointed to represent you before questioning if you wish, you can decide at any time to exercise these rights and not ask any questions or make any statements. Do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you? Yes or no, sir? >> Uh that was your wallet on your pocket. >> Yeah, that was your wallet. He was putting it back in your pocket. >> Yeah. >> Yes. No. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. All right. Hey, I got to ask you uh just a noncriminal question. Does my Did you poop your pants? >> Yes or no? >> Well, I'm getting ready to. >> No, please don't. Oh, I think Yeah, I think you did >> before past 10. >> Oh, my life. Literally. >> How old are you? Why are we answer? >> Why are we doing that? >> All right. >> All right. Do it again, man. I already >> Okay. Thank you. >> No, unless you want to. >> No. >> Yeah. All right. Me neither. We cannot be pooping our pants. We're too brown. >> That's That's not my uh >> You're too brown for that. >> Well, no. You get old pants. >> What? No. That's not how this works. >> Just because you get older doesn't mean you can poop your pants. >> Well, okay. Oh god. Do you have like an emergency blanket? >> And once again, it's not a great day to be an officer. As the arrest is processed, Rick continues to soil himself. It's smell. I pooped my pants. >> It's It's seeping through. >> Really? >> Yeah. It's It's actually quite gross. I'm going to be honest with you. >> I'm sorry. >> It's all right. I appreciate the Yeah, it's seeping through your white shorts. It's Yeah. >> Yeah. I might have another go at it. >> What? No, don't put more. >> No, I'm not trying. >> Okay. Yeah. No, do not put more. No, no, no, no, no. That's not what we want. Okay. Hey, Mr. Ricks, a couple things are going to happen next. Okay. Yeah. >> So, if you're willing to, okay, we're I would like to uh take you to police station. Okay. And if you're willing to, it's it is called a breath sample test, DUI investigation where you provide a two breath samples that and then that reached a uh essentially a result of your BAC blood alcohol concentration level. Okay, that also is a couple things before you say yes or no. Okay, if you do provide a two great two good samples and assuming that you don't have any crazy priori, there's a very good chance that you actually get to go home tonight. Okay, assuming you don't have any prior DUIs, okay, in and it's a number of DUIs. Okay, number two, if you say, "Hey, nope, I don't want to provide it." What what will happen is I will get a search form for your blood, okay? And get that signed by a judge, at which point I will take you to a hospital and get your blood drawn. So, that choice is semi up to you, okay? So, um I don't want to waste your time by taking you to the station and having you sit in your wet poop pants, you know? So, I'm asking you now on recording, okay? Do you want to provide those two samples or do you not? Yes or no? >> Well, I think I got to poop again. >> I I can help you poop your pants. I just need to know whether you want to provide the samples. Yes or no? Either way, I will give you a chance to go to the bathroom. And Yeah. >> The officer then gives him a choice. Provide breath samples or submit to a blood draw. Let's see which one he goes with. >> How's that go again? >> Okay. So, do you are you willing to provide two Brett samples at the Lakewood Police Station >> as opposed to what? as opposed to me getting a warrant for your blood and then taking you to the hospital and drawing your blood to get the blood alcohol level. So, if you go blood route, there's a good chance that you lose your license and get it suspended and go to jail. If the other route, like I said, as long as you're friendly and nice and you don't have crazy prior for DUI, there is a chance that we just give you a ride home tonight at the end of successful investigation. I'm not I'm not promising anything. I'm just saying those are options. >> Well, I'm liking a good ride home tonight. >> Okay. So, is that Are you willing to provide the samples? >> I guess. >> Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to have you sit in my car. Okay. And then we'll uh car. >> What's up? >> I said I'll try not to poop. >> Yeah. Please don't poop in my car. I will take you to the station right away so you can >> Okay. >> What happens? Oh, >> your car is going to get towed, obviously. >> Oh, okay. >> Yep. >> Please don't poop. I'm begging you. >> I'm trying not to. >> I am so begging you. Do not poop. Yep. Go ahead and have a seat. >> Yep. >> All ready. >> Okay. Oh god. Oh. Okay. >> Can you I'm going to take it, >> please. And then just get all of his information in the call. >> Yep. And then Yeah. Um >> Yeah. He's literally wetting and he said he's about to go again in my car. So, I'm going to run to the station and get him out. I'm so Gosh. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> No, >> no, he's he's very drunk. Like he's like just I mean he's drunk. He's conscious enough that he knows what's happening, but he's drunk enough. He's transported to the station while officers continue to urge him to hold up another accident. >> Thank you. >> You're being audio and video recorded in the back. Okay. >> Hey, I'm on my way. My gentleman has already uh pinned literally and he wants to go again. He shouldn't have all the phones open. We're almost there. Don't puke. Are you pooping? Don't poop. We're almost there. >> Oh gosh. You already did, didn't you? [Applause] No, we're almost there. Are you listening? >> Why are you breathing like that? You okay? Step out. You didn't poop your pants again, did you? >> You did? >> No. >> Okay, good. >> That's not funny. >> No. >> Once at the station, he's guided directly to a restroom where he's finally able to relieve himself. >> Okay. >> Oh, man. [Applause] Okay, we're just going to go this way. I'm going to let you use the bathroom. Okay. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> You okay? >> Where are we going? >> This way. We're going to follow her. >> Okay. >> Where you going? Hey, focus. >> Where are we going? >> Follow her. >> This way. >> Okay. >> We're almost there. Please don't poop her pants. We're so close. I'm quiet. Let you do your business. >> Yep. That open door. >> Okay. >> Keep going. Keep going. >> Okay. All right. All right. Stop. Let me let Right here. Right here. Okay. >> Oh, man. This is happening. >> All right. Bathroom to your left. >> Yep. Go ahead. Go use your bathroom. Right here. Right here. Focus. >> Yep. No funny business. You doing okay? [Music] [Applause] Following that, officers ask if he's willing to cooperate with a formal breath test. >> Are you okay? [Music] >> Make sure to wipe, please. >> Recording. Okay, just stay there. Can you give me like 3 minutes? I just got to get basic. Thank you. [Music] Have you been through this process before? >> I'm sorry. I I I I have a little heart of hearing. >> Have you been through this process before? >> I don't think so. >> Okay. I think you would remember. You live here in Lakewood? >> Pardon me. >> Do you live in Lakewood? >> Yes. Yes, ma'am. I do. >> They explain that doing so could potentially result in him being released instead of facing additional penalties, assuming he has no prior offenses. >> Um, I'm going to take a look at your mouth. Open your mouth. Okay, lift your tongue up. Nothing in your mouth. Okay, you might want to do that again, but okay. It's part of the test. We have to make sure there's nothing in your mouth. So, try your best to not burp or like spit up anything cuz that'll mess up the test and we'll have to wait again. >> I'm sorry. What? Try your best to not burp or like spit up or, you know, vomit in your mouth or anything if you can help it. >> Okay. >> Can you help that? Okay. >> Yeah, I think so. >> All right. What is your driver's license address good? Is that a good address? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Thank you. >> All right. >> I did the mouse check at 210. >> Okay. Awesome. I think so. if you want to do it. >> Uh, I already did. >> Okay. >> Yep. Thank you. >> I'll be around. >> Yes, ma'am. >> Are you late, Carl? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Thank you. >> All right. Will you now submit to a breath test? >> Uh, well, it's what we talked about in the field, so it's up to you. I can't force you to take the test. Yeah. >> Well, >> it's either this or the blood draw. >> What? >> It's either this or the search form for your blood, sir. Like we talked about. So, it's your choice. Yeah. I >> Are you saying there's a blood draw? >> No. If you if you refuse If you don't blow, Yes. If you say no, I don't want to blow on the tube, then yes, there will be a blood draw. >> Really? >> Yes. Oh, so >> it's up to you. I was going to wipe my nose, but uh I can't do that. >> Throughout the situation, the officers remain calm and professional, handling a messy and uncomfortable encounter with patients. >> I don't know. >> It is more cooperating for your future court date to blow. >> Well, prosecutors will see that as a cooperation. I can tell you that. >> Well, I would like to cooperate. >> Okay. So, will you submit to a breath tester? >> I think so. >> Okay. >> What would you do? >> I would blow. Yes. So, that's Yeah. >> It's cuz it's cooperation. It's nice. It's I don't have to write a warrant. It shows that you're willing to own up to your mistake you made tonight of driving drunk. Okay. >> Well, I'm not quite saying that, but >> No, you're fine. All right, sir. >> Can I look what you uh have written down there before you do? >> Yeah, it's just my signature. >> Yeah, >> it's my name and then >> signature >> the date, time, and address. Liquid PD. Yeah, that's it. >> Wait, wait a minute. What's What's the fine print by hand? >> Where? >> Now, you've checked some things here. No, be below that. >> Yep. It said, "Did the subject express any confusion regarding the implied consent warning?" >> Well, no. You You've got some other things on >> Yeah, those are for me. You're good. Well, wait a minute. Let's uh >> Those are for Well, you don't get to see them. >> I don't get to see them. >> No, sir. >> Those are for the Washington State DI kit. So, Wow. All right. So, what's going to happen, sir, is when I say blow, okay? You're going to take a deep breath. Okay? So, fill your lung and diaphragm with air. Okay? Then you're going to I'm going to put this by your mouth, okay? This little tube, like a straw. You're going to seal it like this. Okay? Like to the best of your ability. And then you're going to do a long even breath like this. Okay? So, you just have to do that twice. >> Rick agrees to comply and successfully provides two breath samples. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Yep. So, we got to wait. But so, when you're when you run out of air, just put like uh pull it away. Don't suck in air. Okay. >> Uh-huh. >> Yep. So, when do you understand what I just said? >> I think so. >> Okay. So, what are you going to do? >> Blow away the thing. Yeah. >> Okay. But so, when you run out of air, just put open your mouth and pull away. Okay. Don't >> Yeah. Don't don't air. Don't do Don't put your tongue. Just Just no cheating. Okay. So, take a deep breath. I don't plan on playing. >> Yep. Take a deep breath and go go go go go go go go go go go. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Awesome. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. That's great. That was amazing. Wow. >> Is that good? >> That was amazing. Like literally, that was one of the best I've ever seen. >> Wow. Yep. So, you just do one more of that and you'll honestly be home in like >> No, that was amazing. No, that was seriously amazing. >> So, we just got to do it one more. That was >> I'm not lying. That was I have young people that struggle to do it. They'll they'll just go >> well. >> Or they'll go. Yeah, that was >> okay. Good in what way? Good for >> good in that you're you're being honest and that you're cooperating and that you're providing a correct sample >> and >> what? And then so and so I'll write that in my report that you provided two amazing samples and that you were friendly and cooperative the whole time. >> Well, yeah. >> Yeah. Yep. And I'll document that and then prosecutors will take a look and and see what they do with the with the incident tonight. So, >> um, the other driver wasn't really injured. Sounds like he's probably going to be sore a little bit, but no major injuries. >> The interaction ends on a lighter note as one officer assures him that his honesty and cooperation will be reflected in the report. >> So, you know, those are all good things. You know, you just chose to drive tonight drunk, you know, but >> Well, >> you're kind of owning up to it, so >> I'm not saying that. >> Okay. I You don't have to say it. >> So, what's that thing say? Uh, so you'll get a copy of the result. It doesn't tell me right now. You got to do it one more. All right. Come with me, sir. >> All right. Are you have to grab your blanket? >> Just hold on to it. Yep. Yep. >> Rick is officially charged with DUI. Not every arrest ends with handcuffs. Some end with a change of pants. Stay safe, stay clean, and maybe don't break the law if your stomach's not up for it. Sound off in the comments.