What's your deal, man? >> Nothing. >> Are you under the influence of something? >> No. >> You've been drinking. I can smell it. Say you wanted to ride home. >> Do you have anybody we can call come get you? >> No. >> How much you had to drink tonight? >> Three beers. >> Why is it always three beers? >> Because I can't get no more than three. >> All right. Well, we'll take you out to the jail. We're busy right now. And you're costing the taxpayers of county. >> I pay taxes. >> Don't pay no taxes. >> I don't pay no taxes. I made $150,000 last year. I'm doing this for the fun of it. This is for publicity. Go ahead, touch me. Do something wrong. I dare you. Right now, you don't have a charge, but we can go another route. >> So, you're detaining me? >> Yeah, you're going to jail >> for what? >> Being drunk in public? >> Oh, no. You got a breathalyzer? >> I can smell it. I don't need one. >> Really? >> Mhm. >> I'm taking this to court. >> You're the one that approached us, man. Drunk. >> Cuz I asked for a ride home. >> Does that say taxi? No, it says sheriff's office. >> And I pay for it. >> Turn around. Don't look at me. >> Why can't I look at you? >> Cuz your breath stinks. >> So is your mouth. Smells worse than your cologne, bro. >> You smell like a transient. >> I do. You smell like a trainy trying to turn up looking for some ass. >> Listen, man. Get up on the car.