Put it back. >> I have to poop. >> I don't care. Put it in the mailbox. Stop. You have a warrant. You have a warrant. I don't care. Get up against the car. Stop. This is going to be bad. I'm going to pepper spray you. >> Go ahead. If you pepper spray me, throw it in my because I have to use the restroom. Don't lock me up because I really have to go potty. Honey, >> stop. You're under arrest. >> Can you tell him that I'm trying to go to the dang bathroom? I'm taking the mail in there because it's 8:00 in the morning and I have to go potty. my ship for the army. >> Do you have any weapons or anything on you? >> Of course not. I was getting my mail to go to the restroom. >> I mean, you guys are like really messing with me bad here. Like, I'm not trying to be stupid, but I've gotten in trouble for reading at the library. I got in trouble for using a trash can. Now I'm getting the mail and I have to go potty and I'm in trouble. This is stupid. Like, I mean, I represent knowledge and innocence. Literally, there's nothing. Post-apocalyptic. Post-apocalyptic. I come back. I have a bachelor's in criminal justice. I outrank you.