What's going on, sir? How's it going, good? I'm recording. That's fine. I'm I'm recording also. I want to record, too. I want to record, too. That's fine. Hang on. Let me get on record because I'm doing nothing at all. All right. So, now what what what's going on, sir? Hang on. Hang on. Let me get it towards you. Hang on. How do you switch this around? I'll figure it out. Hang on. All right. We'll just do it like this. So, what's going on, sir? Today, hey, sir. The reason I'm I was called out here is they said, uh, Was you riding your four-wheeler on the road? Yes, I was, sir. Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. I got They stole a dirt bike from me a few years ago. And, uh, I believe my life's in danger, sir, from you all. I believe my I'm like a Steve Urkel of the town. What's your name? Alan Hirsh. My mom's Sherry Brector. I think they don't even come visit me. My friends don't even come see me. I'm Black Sheep. I'm just looking to talk to you, buddy. Okay. Well, uh, this is going international. I'm posting this on the air after this. You guys owe me money. This is going global. You guys owe me money. I do nothing. I'm doing nothing right now. My hands are in the air. I'm doing nothing. This is recording. Pull up and running. Allan hir. I believe it's Henry Ida Robert. I like I think I'm like the town $1,800. I work my ass off to the bone for it and they stole it from me. I got to report my thing. I never got a court date. I never got a court date. What kind of [ __ ] is that? I go to jail. No bond, no charge. What kind of [ __ ] is that? I don't even know what you're talking about. You I got the report in my safe. This is going in global. This is going international. It already is. You guys owe me a lot of money now. You need to just give me the coordinated payout. I'm like the Steve Lurist time. My mom's sh director. I'm Al Hers. I'm a good guy. I believe in God. I'm not a violent person. I'm a great citizen. Validictorian. 3.4 GPA. So, what do you guys think about this? You want to look at my report? You want to look at my report? Would you like to see it? I can show it to you right now. You want to see it? Do you want to see the report where I didn't get my dirt bike back? I'm doing nothing wrong. Do you want to see the report where I didn't get my dirt bike back? That's where I didn't get my dirt bike back. Do you want to see it? Come here, man. Allan, no. I'm doing nothing wrong. I'm doing nothing wrong. Step over here. My hands are in the air. No, I'm going to the middle of the road. I'm doing nothing wrong. Okay. I'm doing nothing wrong. So, here's a here's a jail. You're in PI to be arrested. All right. I'm doing nothing wrong. You're in PI to be arrested. just stole my dirt bike. They're out to get me. Okay. Help me, guys. Help me. Help me. Not you guys. We will. Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down. No. No. My phone. Punch him. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Help. Go to Go to Go to your stomach pepper spray. Help me. I'm drunk. I give I give I put your hand behind your back now. I put Put your hand behind your back now. Put your hand behind your back now. Behind behind you. I give again. I want my part out. Am I good? Am I good? Help me. Somebody help me. I'm a good guy. Somebody help me. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. They hit me. We have one in custody. Help me, guys. Follow me to the jail. Please get me out. I throw him over and search him. Please. They hit me for no reason. Yeah, you hit me. You hit me. I did not. I went to grab you. You hit too tight, too. You hit me. I want to go. I want to go home. I'm a good guy. Yeah, you know you're not. You just hit a police officer. I'm a good guy. Yes, I am. I'm a good guy. My phone's over there. Don't care. They owe me. I don't care. Knock your [ __ ] off now. You understanding? Yes. I want to go to jail. Okay. You're about to Don't worry about that. We will handle that portion of it. Okay. But shut your mouth. Okay. I believe I'm done dealing with this. I love you guys. Yeah. Then then you shouldn't have punched me. Sorry. Back up. I love you guys. I'm You know what? I love you guys. This could have went a lot simpler. I love you guys. I love everybody. I love everybody. Okay, my phone's over there. I don't care about your phone.