Come on, man. Come here. Stop giving me a hard time. Put your Put your cigarette What's up, man? Put your cigarette down. No, what? Cuz I'm a grown man. You younger than me, bro. Step back. Step back. Step back. You already offended me. Leave me alone. I'm not doing I can't Why? Why can't I smoke out here? You're trespassing. I'm trespassing? There's no sign out there. What's your name? All right, man. Just No, why are you here in my hand? I told you I told you 10 times. You didn't tell me 10 times. Just be calm, man. I'm being calm. What are you doing? Where are you going? What is your age? I'm sorry, sir. I was just looking at the birds. We're just at the entrance of the crosswalk here. You have a problem looking at the birds? On Brea Boulevard. I smoked it outside on God's green earth. Well, I'm getting arrested for You're just being You're just being a teen. For what, sir? Can I smoke it? Let's go over here. What's your name? What happened? What's going on today? You already offended my God. I can't talk to you. You serve Satan. I I offended your God? Yes, my God lets me smoke anywhere on this earth. You're arresting me because of what, sir? All right, so I'll explain to you. We We got called that someone matching your description was throwing rocks at cars. I wasn't throwing rocks at any cars. Okay. Do you have any video? They thought I was Do you have any video? Sir, why am I being detained, sir? Why am I being detained? Why am I being detained? I WAS JUST SMOKING. I WAS JUST SMOKING. WHY ARE YOU BEING WHY WHY ARE MY HANDCUFFS? That's my umbrella, sir. I'm looking at birds. I have binoculars right here. I have Gore-Tex over here. I'm no threat, sir. I'm just looking at the birds. I can't smoke over here on God's green earth? That's what you're telling me? One, you got to be a member to be on on this property. That's number one. I got to be a member to be on God's green earth? That's what you're telling me? I'm not going to play that game with you. You got You got You got God's game, yes. Satan agents. That's why you have cuffs on me because I'm expressing my human right He He's got as an individual of God. He checked him? Why you got to check me? He stopped me for smoking cigarettes. Why do you have to check me for? You're late on the scene. Please talk to me, officer. I'm talking to you. You don't want to put handcuffs on me. For what? Smoking a cigarette on God's green earth? You're smoking a cigarette on God's green earth. Is that illegal? Is that illegal? Just I'm not talking to you when you keep talking over me, man. >> Because you're Satan. I'm going to always TALK OVER YOU. WHO ARE YOU? YOU'RE A YOUNGER man having me in handcuffs. What's your name? YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME. YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN ME. LET GO OF ME, SIR. Let go of me. Stop spitting. Let Stop spitting. I'm not spitting. All right, calm down. I'm very calm. Calm down. Could you please let go of me? I'm very patient, but calm down. But you're not patient. Let go of my arm, sir. You're still holding on to it. You're a younger gentleman. You're younger than me. I'm a older gentleman. You see my beard? You don't even have one this long. Sir, I can't I can't reach for it. I'm handcuffed. Where is it? I don't know. I was just walking by. Oh, how you doing, officer? Could you please tell him to let go of me? I'm not doing anything. I was just smoking a cigarette on God's green earth. These young gentlemen, they didn't even stop me. They saw me. They let me walk past. They didn't say I was trespassing. No, you can't speak. You're a Satan agent. You're asking me? I'm in my neighborhood. You're Satan. I'm in my neighborhood. I crossed through the park. I left my stuff over there. Why are you ARRESTING ME? STOP! STOP! [screaming] GOD! GOD HELP ME! SATAN IS ATTACKING ME AGAIN! GOD! [screaming] GOD, THEY WON'T LET ME GO! GOD! THESE ARE SATAN AGENTS! I CAN'T SMOKE! I CAN'T SMOKE! GOD HELP ME! LIKE I SAID, LISTEN, WE'RE NOT GOING TO WE'RE not going to coddle him either. You all right? Let him smoke. Send him to the nut house. Let him scream. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let go of me, bro. Um It doesn't matter. WHAT'S YOUR YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED to touch me. You're below my rank. Get off of me, sir. What's your last name? It doesn't matter. Mister, it doesn't matter. I'm older than you. I'm older than you. That doesn't You have me in handcuffs for smoking a cigarette. >> and you don't know how to listen. I listen to God. I don't listen to man. You're a man. You're a Satan agent. I smoke WHEREVER I WANT TO SMOKE. God told me I can. Are we seeing Who are you? Who are you to put JURISDICTION ON GOD'S LAND? OKAY. Who are YOU TO PUT JURISDICTION ON GOD'S LAND? AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY? WHO ARE YOU TO PUT JURISDICTION ON GOD'S LAND? LIKE I SAID, you're Satan agents. I HAVE NO WEAPONS. I WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE WATCHING BIRDS. YOU SEE WHAT I WAS DOING. HOW AM I BEING DETAINED ON GOD'S green earth watching the birds? WHAT DID I DO WRONG? GENTLEMEN, PLEASE TELL ME. THEY'RE NOT GOING to help you. WHY ARE THEY NOT GOING TO HELP ME? THEY WITNESSED ME COME THROUGH THE GATE. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HELP YOU. WHY? THEY'RE GOD'S PEOPLE. YOU'RE SATAN. PLEASE HELP ME, GOD'S PEOPLE. YOU'RE SMOKING AND I CAN'T SMOKE. YOU'RE SMOKING AND I CAN'T SMOKE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? YOU CAN SMOKE, BUT I CAN'T. PLEASE HELP ME, SIR. DON'T DRIVE OFF. PLEASE. I'M A BLACK MAN. I'M ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH THE COPS. GOD! HAVE A SEAT. HAVE A SEAT. HAVE A SEAT. HAVE A SEAT. Calm Calm him down. There you go. I'm a grown man. You tell me to calm down. You made me take a seat. You have disgraced God, SATAN AGENT. WHO MAKES A GROWN MAN SIT DOWN FOR SMOKING CIGARETTES? IT'S NOT FOR SMOKING A CIGARETTE. >> RESTRICTING RESTRICTING RESTRICTING RESTRICTING RESTRICTING I LIVE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD. RESTRICTING YOU SEE ME ALL THE TIME, BELLFLOWER COPS. I'VE never seen you. You never seen me? I'm outside every day. So, how do you know I don't have a job? We're outside. Get away from me, Satan. Put down my umbrella. Put down my staff. Step away from me. It's an umbrella, not a staff. It's my umbrella and my staff. I'm old. IT'S AN UMBRELLA. I'M OLD. DON'T YOU SEE MY BEARD? LIKE I SAID, YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME. I got salt and pepper suit. You can't talk to me. Beard's not long enough. YOU CAN'T TALK TO WHERE'S THE MAN WITH THE LONG BEARD? I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MAN WITH THE LONG BEARD. NOT THESE SHEEP. THEY'RE FOLLOWERS OF SATAN. FOLLOWERS OF SATAN. LET ME SPEAK TO THE MAN WITH THE LONG BEARD. I'M A GROWN MAN BEING SITTING ON THE GROUND. HOW AM I A THREAT SMOKING A CIGARETTE? You're young. You're sheep. You follow the rules of Satan. You enforce the rules of Satan. You walk around here scared. I walk around here free. You have weapons. I DID NOTHING WRONG. I HAVE NO WEAPONS. YOU HAVE MORE AMMUNITION THAN I DO. I HAVE NONE. I'M AN EMISSARY OF GOD. AND YOU'RE DISGRACING ME RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. ALL YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BEARD. HE CAN'T TALK TO ME. All right? I can't ride in your chariot. I'm a lone wolf. Do not touch me, sheep. Your beard is not long enough to make judgment. Do not shake your head. Are you feeling the breeze of God? Is that what you're feeling? Put your hand out FOR THE RAIN. OH, [ __ ] MY ARMS! OH, STOP! JUST COMPLY, DUDE. THEY'RE CRUCIFYING ME! THEY'RE CRUCIFYING ME! A GROWN MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE. LISTEN. THEY'RE NOT FROM MY TRIBE. THEY'RE NOT FROM MY TRIBE. I'M NOT GOING TO STAND UP. NOPE. You want to carry a grown man? Carry a grown man. He is searching me. You want to be a grown man? I'm going to make YOU BE A GROWN MAN RIGHT NOW. I'm going to lay you down. I'm an old man. I'm tired. You just stressed [clears throat] me out. My body is hurting. Listen, WE'RE GOING TO SATAN'S AGENT. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. YOU'RE ENFORCING SATAN'S LAW. I can walk anywhere I want, anytime I want on God's green earth. How can you stop me, Satan's agent? How? Check me. That is a goose down. Yes, that is Gore-Tex. Yes, what else are you going to check for? Gore-Tex. Check my beard. Yes, you can reach for it, sir. I have no weapon. You have more weapons than me. You have me in handcuffs. You're scared to walk in my neighborhood. You come with a patrol car. I am unarmed on the ground. One, two, three, four. Four officers with ammunition vests, guns, holding an old man down on the ground, searching him because he was smoking a cigarette on God's green earth. And you tell me you're not Satan's agent. Who else does this? Who else does a grown man surround a man smoking a cigarette? Do you have anything else? Would you like your grandfather surrounded and put on the ground in handcuffs cuz he's smoking a cigarette? Tell me, any of you men. Any of you men who say No, no, LISTEN TO ME. STOP TALKING, SHEEP. SHEEP! NO! I'M SPEAKING. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOUR BEARD IS NOT long enough as mine. I have these young gentlemen surrounding an old man for smoking a cigarette with handcuffs in my car. Please tell me, what gods do you serve? What's your god? WHAT'S YOUR GOD'S NAME? YOUR GOD. My god would not DO THIS TO ME. WHAT'S YOUR GOD'S NAME? I'm Buddhist, man. You're Buddhist? Yeah. My god would not do this to me. What's your religion, sir? What's your religion? Tell me your religion. YOU SERVE SATAN. THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T SPEAK. ALL OF YOU SATAN AGENTS. I have no weapons. I'm smoking a cigarette. What wrong have I done? You young gentlemen, you're sheep. You're sheep. Let me speak to the wolf with the beard. I am a lone wolf by myself smoking a cigarette. I have five, six people. I don't know how many. Why did the cars leave? Cuz they know I'm wrong, right? They don't want no involvement. They probably had long beards. THEY PROBABLY HAD LONG BEARDS. SHUT UP. NO, YOUNG GENTLEMEN. DON'T SPEAK TO A KING LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY. YOU'RE NOT OF AGE TO SPEAK TO a grown man like this. I am dressed in friendly garb. Yet, you are dressed in enemy wear, wearing enemy vests, enemy guns, holding me hostage in my own area where I reside at. I dare you. DISGRACE GOD. I DARE ANY OF YOU DISGRACE GOD. WHO HAS THE LONG BEARD? Let me speak to the long beard. I will speak to the long beard. Not sheep. Where's the long beard? You say you have the longest beard. Is it right for me to be detained on the God's green earth for smoking a cigarette like this? I have no weapons. You're carrying a weapon. You're carrying a weapon. He's definitely He's definitely Michael Bravo, but we don't have any victims. That That [ __ ] about the clubs or like trying to take anything from anybody. I didn't say that. No, he had That's what That's what 301 said. Nobody did anything, they said. He said that he was just destroying rocks, but that was it. My god lets me smoke. Let go of me, sir. You can let go of me now. You told me YOUR GOD DOES NOT SPIT ON ME. STOP SPITTING. LET ME GO, SIR. THIS GUY RIGHT HERE. TELL HIM TO DOES. They're servants of a false god. I will go to the hospital. I will go wherever you take me. But I will persecute you in God's green court of justice. I'm hungry. This guy, come on, man. Please. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. THIS GUY TOUCHED ME. HE'S YOUNG. HE'S A SHEEP. WHERE'S THE LONG BEARD? LET ME SPEAK TO THE LONG BEARD. NOW THAT YOU HAVE LONG BEARD. DO NOT PUT ME IN THIS CHARIOT WITHOUT LONG BEARD. I NEED A LONG BEARD HERE. WHERE'S YOUR longest beard? YOU'RE ALL JUDGED. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GROW BEARD. You're sheep. That's what I call you. I AM A WOLF. NOBODY WITHOUT A BEARD CAN SPEAK TO ME. I'll pick him up on THE NO, YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME. YOU DON'T HAVE A BEARD LONGER THAN MINE. >> [screaming] >> OH GOD, LOOK AT HIM HARASSING ME. You will be kind of sinful. You know your religion. It says three folds. May God be praised. I'm Buddhist, man. You're a wicked man. Got everything trying, man. What what What did I do wrong? Because of what? Could you please explain to me Sit up, man. Sit up. I'm about to explain right now. You have to let me speak, please. Okay. Okay. Anything related to the police has nothing to do with us. We're now in a hospital. So, we Okay, so let me speak to the man with the long beard cuz she just dismissed herself. Where's the man from the long beard from your tribe? I need a man from my tribe with a long beard. You got to stop. All right. A man with a long You will be persecuted. Ten folds from your tribe. Yeah. Where's the man with the long beard from my tribe? There isn't anyone. Well, release me then. Well, we can't release you until You're not old enough to speak to me. You see this? You haven't grown yet. You haven't achieved it. You're subject to me and God's earth. Yeah, sit down, please. I have a mother. I was raised by a mother. A mother from the true God. You ain't got to do nothing. I'm a man. I stand taller than you. See? I'm older than you. I'm stronger than you. What did you do? You see my man? This is what you need to do to stand up here a god. You're trying to stop me from smoking a cigarette. I'm going to get that. GET UP. GET OUT OF MY TRIBE. DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU ATTACKED ME. YOUR GOD WILL SERVE YOU. I WILL GO DOWN. I WILL relax until the man of my tribe is ready to speak to me. Where are we going? Y'all are Yep, let's go. Punishment from your gods. Let it be. Let it be. Whatever you redeem in your heart, I will relax. I will relax until your god shows up with a long beard. Until then, you will cheat us. I'm a wolf. This is how a wolf acts. No resistance. Not scared of the sheep. You stressed me out, so I need some stretching cuz I was hurt the other day. You remember you said I was here Wednesday, right? So, you know I need some stretching. Oh wait, do you remember now? You remember I was hurt, right? Hold on. Why you not speaking? All your gods will punish you. All your gods. All you gods. All you gods serve the one true master. It was I here to proclaim. You know who I am. That's why you persecuted me. I told you I'm your sacred slave. One handed with God's spirit. I feel things. And I will relax in the hands of Satan because I am his one true titan. He was arrested and charged with trespassing.