On March 24th, 2023, officers responded to a call about a man who was trespassing on private property and refusing to leave. What's happening? Call me and say that there's a van in the thing and then I was leaving to go get my kid and there's somebody in the driver's seat and I'm like, "Hello." And he like shut the door. Oh, it's a he? I don't know. I don't know. It's a person. I don't know. Okay. Yo, what are you doing? Hey. How are you uh uh I'm sorry. Um I'm I'm well. How are you? You okay? Yeah, I'm I'm uh absolutely wonderful. Do you know where you are? Absolutely unconditionally. I'm I'm doing very very very well. And where are you? Um I'm sitting right here doing a wonderful a wonderful uh sit-down. So, uh Okay, well, your pants are kind of messed up. Do you want to pull your pants up? Um I think my pants are just fine. They're not cuz I can see your pubic area. Um I think I think officer yourself, too. Officer, I don't believe that's officer, I don't believe that's right. Okay. Okay. I don't Do you have any medical conditions or anything? No, I don't. No, I don't. in somebody's field right now, right? Yeah, you know, I'm doing I'm doing fine. Um I'm I'm going to pull I'm pulling my pants up. The um um I just pulled them down just because I you know, my my stomach was a little bit your ID on you? Excuse me? Do you have your ID on you? Uh what do you want? Your ID. I just asked you for your ID. Does it matter? Yes, it does matter. You're trespassing on somebody's property. I honestly don't believe I am. Okay. I I won't to go one of two ways. You're either going to cooperate with me and maybe get checked out by fire rescue and leave it on your own accord. No, here. I'm Look, look. I'm going to reach under me. Hold on. Yeah, go ahead. Hold on. I'm going to reach under here. I'm going to give you my passport. Okay. Okay. And um yeah, this is my passport. Yeah. It's my passport. Hold on. Hold on. Show me your hands. My hands are clean. Okay. My hands are clean. Step out of the car. No. Step out of the car. Now, step out of your car. No. Hold on, sir. 14 Adam Sir, sir, hold on. You know, I'm chilling, man. I'm just chilling. Here, I'll give you I'll give you right. I don't need money. Your wallet's to the right. Grab the wallet. Quit playing games. You want to go to jail? Just grab the damn wallet. You think I'm with you? You're in the middle of somebody's property. Grab your wallet and let's go. I don't got time to mess around. You just drove in somebody's property and probably destroyed some of his hoses. I don't believe so. You don't believe [ __ ] right now because you haven't been outside to look. They tried to talk to you and you instead ignored them. So, grab your wallet. All right, hold on. Hold on. I You know, you know what? Um I'm going to Hey. I'm going to Hold on. eyes. Look me in my eyes. I'm not playing games with you. I understand. Grab the wallet that's down there and show me your ID. Yes, sir. Nothing else. Grab the wallet. Yes, sir. Where's your ID? Um Have you been drinking? You smell like you've been drinking. Um ridiculous. You're a grown ass adult, aren't you? How old are you? Uh 53. Where's your ID? Um it's under here. Where's under here? Um it's I I have a I I I honestly have a uh um Yeah, that's not going to that's not going to do you any bit of good. What does that not do me any bit of good? Give me your ID. Okay. Well, what is it What is going to be is going to be um um um uh Seriously. I'm going to I'm going to reach down here. You know what? You may need to reach in here to get it. I'm not reaching in there to grab nothing. Grab your ID like I've asked so many times. Okay. Grab your ID. Okay. What it is it's a uh it's a it's a uh There there I have no Florida state license. I have no New York state license. What I have is a pure and simple Florida I have I have a an ID across the board. So, you don't have a driver's license throughout No, sir. States. You don't have a Florida driver's license or a New York driver's license. No, no, sir. Who's the vehicle registered to? Myself. But, you have no license. No, sir. Okay. Why did you drive here? Um I thought it was uh a safe place to be. Where do you live? I live in New York. So, you're homeless right now? Yes, sir. Okay. Are you able to walk and stand on your own? Yes, sir. You sure you don't want to get checked out by fire rescue? I am absolutely not. Okay. Well, in order for you to prove that to me, because you look like you cannot take care of yourself. So, I'm a little bit worried there. Are we okay for for the moment? What do you mean okay for the moment? No, you're parked in their property. Okay. Well, I'm You're committing trespassing. Oh, I didn't I didn't mean to do this. I didn't mean to do that. Step out of the car. You know, I don't I sir, I didn't Step out of the car. That's not an I'm not asking you. It's not like a hey man, can you please step out of the car? We're already past that point cuz I've asked you the same question about 30 times and you finally answered the truth saying you don't have a driver's license. Make sense? So, as long as you cooperate with me, I'm going to cooperate with you and I'm going to be nice to you. So, where do we where do we go? cooperate with me, then I change to a different temper and things [ __ ] changes. You understand? I understand. I understand. Step out of the car. Okay. So, where are we at from here? Step right there. Where are we at from here? We'll be wherever I ask. You just go over there. No, I think I think, sir, I think Step over there. Step over there. You're in ants. Okay. Okay, you don't have any medical conditions at all. No, absolutely not. you do because you peed yourself. Are you a diabetic or anything? no. This is a This is just nothing. You don't worry about it, man. Don't worry about it. It's all good. I am worried about it cuz you reek of alcohol, too. No, that's fine. Are you an alcoholic? Have you been drinking? What? Yeah, well, whatever. It doesn't matter, man. It does matter. If I'm asking you a question, it matters. your roads. You were just on the road because you had to get on the road to get here. I don't And now you're trespassing. So, the only way for you to leave is to walk. You can't even drive because you've been drinking. You understand that? Okay. So, the more, like I said, the more you try to fight me or not or try to buck the system, it's going to get worse for you. I'm not going to go there. Okay. I'm not going to go there. So, I'm going to have fire rescue come check you out. Yeah, sure. And then they'll go from there. Okay? But you cannot drive. You have no driver's license. No, I don't. You're intoxicated and this does not belong here. How old are you? 53. I'm 21. How did you get here? Explain that to me. Um I'm I'm really good about what I do, man. Dude, I came down here. I saw I saw what happened and uh Fort Myers um Fort Myers uh I'm a I'm a a 30-year veteran of electricity and I came down here and I saw I saw what happened with you folks um down here in in Fort Myers and I'm like, "Man, Charlie, you got to go." That's me. That's me. That's me. Your name is Charlie? Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie. You see like Charlie, you got to go. Not 21 and 79 for very long. to go. You Charlie Charlie, you got to go, man. So Charlie, what's your last name? Yeah. Yeah. No, I came down here. I I I I really I turned and burned um just to get down here just to help you folks, you know, make make a difference for you folks um and just however I could help however I could help. You know, and that was it, man. That was it. Good. And I did good. I did good for uh you know, about about I don't know. 30 days or 60 days. I really kicked ass down here for you folks, man. You know, I was uh I came down just just to do it for you folks. Well, whatever, you know. Now now I get penalized. I get penalized. You know, with you guys giving me a ration of [ __ ] man. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] man?" So, do you think it was unwarranted me giving you a ration of [ __ ] or what is warranted? I think it I think it's unwarranted. Okay, look around where you are right now. I think it I think it's I think it's Look around where you are. Sir, you're in somebody's property. I think 3 minute time delay. Thanks for waiting on the officer for me That's the owner right there. He says it's not okay. That's why I'm here. So, it's warranted. You you understand that? Yeah. I just thought I just thought that I'd like busted his line. Okay, but I didn't hard that is to replace? But I didn't want to mark down the marked highway. You realize you're driving on his property, marking up all of his dirt. I know, I understand. I understand, and I I was very very careful not to No, you weren't. I was very You're driving a vehicle over that. But I No, no, no, sir. Sir. Look at the Look at the the line. I did not walk. I did not drive on his property. you get here? Um it would uh Somebody Somebody An angel. An angel brought me here. So, you want to play games, don't you? No, I That's okay. I got a place for you. You want to play games? No, no, sir. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. No, you want to play games. An angel dropped you here. Sir, sir, I don't young. I've been doing this 10 years. Okay, I don't need I honestly I honestly don't need I honestly I don't need Well, you're fixing to get played some games. So, fire rescue's going to come check you out and if you don't go with them to get checked out, you're probably going with me. I'm going to Baker Act you. Because you don't know where you are, pretty much. I know where I'm at. You don't You said you got dropped here by angels. That's even greater. I'm going to put that on the Baker Act paperwork. No, that's not what I said. And it's all on camera that what you just said, by the way. It's all [ __ ] Oh, it's [ __ ] It's all [ __ ] you You got here by angels. It's all [ __ ] I'll tell your angel I'll tell your angel right now. It's all [ __ ] I'm trying to tell you to leave me alone. You know you're parked on somebody else's property. That's the problem, okay? So, here. Look at And now you're intoxicated, so you can't drive away. Yeah, exactly. So, how how can we manage this Okay, fire rescue's going to come check you out, and you should probably go to the hospital to get checked out. Yeah, that's not You know, the Baker Act they can kiss my black ass. It ain't going to happen, okay? The Baker they can kiss my black ass. It ain't happening, man. I'm telling you what, I'm up out of New York State. Piss on them. You know what? Period ended. I'm not I'm not going anywhere, man. You You can drag me up out of here. You can do whatever you want to do with me, but I ain't going to no Baker Act, man. Okay, what are you going to do? I'm going to sit right here until you tell me what to do. So, if I say you're going to do a Baker Act, then what are you going to do? Uh that's not that's not a possibility, sir. Okay. I don't think it's I don't think it's fair. Why don't you think it's fair? Because I'm I'm healthy. What year is it right now? I'm healthy. What year is it right now? 2022. I'm healthy as Who's the president? Uh I'll follow 10-65 Hopefully Trump, but Biden's a So, whatever. Okay. It's 2022? It's 2022 and Biden's a [ __ ] sucker and hopefully uh Mr. Trump gets back in. He goes westbound to Martin Highway. When's the last time you stayed not in your van? Um stayed the night somewhere else. Um I in my van? Yeah. Um yesterday. What are you going to do once you leave from here? Just sleep in my van. Just sleeping in my van. I know I'm not I have no You know, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not doing anything. You know, I'm just going to be peaceful and just just hang out in my van. Okay. So, you're not going to go fire rescue at all? No. I don't think it's fair. It's up to you. It's up to you, sir. I don't think you're doing too well of a job caring for yourself. Oh, I think I'm all right, man. I think I'm okay. you're drunk and somebody's But it's okay, but it's It's not okay. You know what? You know what? Since I'm just sitting in my van, what's it matter, man? What's it matter? What's it matter? I'm okay. It does matter. You don't understand. Okay, I do. I do. on somebody else's property who doesn't want you here. then what the cool part. Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, sir. You'll go with fire rescue Mhm. or you'll go with me and this gets towed. I don't want that. Um So, I'd I'd go with fire rescue if I was you. Do Can we do something better than that? Nope. Not going to happen. You're the one that made the decision to get drunk and drive onto somebody else's property and get your car stuck. It's not stuck. Okay, so why didn't you leave once you got here? It's not stuck. It's not stuck. No, I can turn and burn. Seriously, you know, I can turn and burn. Officer, you know, I I honestly How much did you drink today? Um I don't know, like one, two. I I think I've had at least two. At least two. Okay. Why were your pants pulled down when I pulled up? Because it was just comfortable. It was comfortable? Just because it was comfortable. you're on somebody else's property, right, though? But it was comfortable. It wasn't It had nothing It had nothing to do with anything. It had nothing to do with uh anything other than that, officer. Yeah, you know, I don't I don't think that we should um you know, you and I shouldn't talk about the stupidness about the the car. Come on, man. Come on, man. Really? There's no come on, man. I already told you your options. Come on. It's It's that simple. All right, what Where Where are we at? Fire rescue comes, you go with fire rescue to get checked out, go to the hospital to get checked out. Or you go with me and this gets towed. I don't I don't like that. I I'm not the one that put you in this predicament. You did I don't I don't think I don't you know honestly honestly officer honestly I mean I like you I like you as a friend all my friends are I'm looking I'm squaring you up. have friends here somebody that can pick you up? Nope. No I listen I'm I'm squaring you up right in that camera right there right now. I'm squaring you up right in that camera. I'm squaring you up. What does squaring up mean? It means I'm telling you I know what I'm talking about so you know You know what you're talking about as far as what? I just received a 10-17. That camera right there that camera right there. Okay. Right there. But what besides the camera? I I don't believe that you're uh you're uh on agenda. On agenda? Yeah I don't I don't believe that you what you're approaching me with it right now is uh is legitimate. Yeah now you're you're flinging you're flinging you're flinging chow. You're spitting I'm spitting. I'm sick that's why I'm Yeah yeah okay so am I I'm sick. But yeah guess what? I don't like it. Okay. All right so I don't think that have no friends or family that you can call? Absolutely not. Okay. Have you ever been Baker Acted before? Absolutely not. Have you ever been homicidal suicidal before? Absolutely not. Okay. Absolutely not. There's no reason there's no reason for you and I to have this conversation. Uh there is because you're on somebody else's property I like to explain so many times to you. Okay I'm not going to explain that again to you. Well You think you can just talk your way out of everything it's not going to work. All right so where are we at there officer? told you your two options. What's my going to be one option soon. Yeah. You're going to get checked out by fire rescue. Nah. ice people. Okay. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Crazy. What's wrong with you? Huh? You don't want to [ __ ] listen? What did I just tell you? Huh? You're not going to [ __ ] listen? Sit right there. Fire rescue can come check you out. And then you're going to get back here after. Cute. You hear me? off. I'm telling you what, man. If I could get up, I would kick your ass. That's fine. Officer. Officer. 97 marked down. Nothing You can't tense up when I'm going to put handcuffs on you. That's what happens. Cuz you're a Cuz you're a little [ __ ] You won't even You won't even play with me. Look at I mean, see that? That's blood. See that? That's fine. That's blood. That's you. That's you, you mother That's you, you drunk. That's my blood. you. I'm telling you what, man. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm from [ __ ] New York State, out of control. My daughter lives in SO TAC 2 SO TAC 1 SO TAC SO Teletype My daughter lives in Syracuse. an [ __ ] you [ __ ] sucker. Hey boss. You're a [ __ ] sucker, man. I don't give a [ __ ] And you don't listen. No. You know what? [ __ ] off. I'm telling you what right now. I'm telling you. My boys are about in New York State, New York State troopers, New York State boys, New York State, they will [ __ ] throttle your ass. You're [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] douchebag, man. I'm well honey. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I need your phone. I'll probably be dealing with me with a big crack now, but You what? I'm well. You're well? I'm well. All right, well let's check you out, okay? Yeah. Tell this captain to [ __ ] off. Yeah, well I'm going to do that. Thanks for letting me go the other day. Yeah, you want to you want to undo these? No, we can't do that. We're going to we're going to check you out. We're going to check you out, okay? Yeah, yeah. Yes, tell the captain. Let's do this. Let's let's Stand up and walk over to our house. I'll undo the one on two. Do that. Do that.