Yeah. Nothing more that I enjoy on a Thursday night than to be handcuffed. I could rip it up IN THE AND AND be driven around by a younger man. [screaming] >> What hurts? >> That hurts. >> What does? >> Okay. Do you need to see an answer? [screaming] >> Uhoh. Where did he go? Uh, who which one's Mark? >> Uh, this one. >> Okay. >> Guy guy head. >> Is this Mark right here? >> Yes. >> Mark right here. >> Right here. >> Yep. >> All right. Mark, >> my name is Stephanie Smith County Sheriff's Office. We got called here because something happened. >> Hello, Stephanie. Sheriff. >> What happened? So Mark, >> did he drive a vehicle here? >> Mark has fallen off his bike. >> Okay. >> Uh he almost smacked his head three times. He gets in different moods, mental moods. >> Okay. >> I had him calm on the ground >> and I saved his life. >> Mark, stop. I'm going to have you sit down on that bench right there. Okay. >> I can't quite understand you. I'm going to have you. >> No, it's all right, man. He's an alcoholic. Okay, that's okay. We'll we'll we'll figure it all out. Okay, you see that bench right there? >> I'm not impressed. Turn off your light. Hey, >> I need you to see. Go sit down on this bench over here. Okay, >> go sit down. You trust me, right, Mark? >> Who Who's this right here? >> I'm Ryan. I've been sitting down Ryan. >> You trust Ryan, right? He's looking out for your gun. >> I'm the big bad bouncer that you you told me you like me. >> Did you save your one life once or something like that? They just >> I just was trying to keep his head from hitting me. >> Yeah. >> He admitted that he was an alcoholic. >> Okay. >> And he did tell me just before that I saved his life tonight. So, I don't know what mindset he's in. >> For sure. >> Hey, let's go sit down. >> Let's go sit down on this chair over here. >> Come on, Ryan. >> Let's go sit down on this chair right over here. >> Don't be so naughty over here. Ryan. >> Ryan. >> Martin. >> Now you got the cops involved. >> Hey, really? Really? I didn't. >> I didn't. >> Hey, stop. Sit down on that chair right over there. >> Okay. >> I don't want you hitting your head. >> We don't want you to fall over. You're having a hard time walking, right? >> All right, officer. Haircut. >> Thank you much. Let's go over here. >> Come on, Mark. You got to Okay, let's do it. I can do better than that, Mark. Come on. >> All righty. Let's see this bench right here. >> No, I don't. All right. We'll we'll help you find it. >> Don't. >> All right. >> Look out, officer. >> Step forward and look for this. >> Pull up a dangerous night. >> Oh, no. Look out. >> All right. Let Let's not joke around. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Sit sit down. Do you have anything else on your purse in your pockets? >> I got I'll take your word for it. >> 15. >> Sit down on the bench. >> Someone dangerous. Look out. >> Sit down on the bench. >> All right. All right. Hang out right here. Can you tell me what happened tonight? Why are we here? >> Sit down. >> So, I've been the one sitting with him over there. He goes into Irish rants and then >> then he's fine and then he's appreciative. He said, "I saved his life tonight." >> He admitted he's an alcoholic. >> When he came in, I wasn't sure if he was just silly or if he had been drinking. I now believe he's >> pound she pours water on him >> and so I said no you can't have any is it are you the bartender or >> I was the manager I'm just >> I was covering the bar while my barter was gone before him here asked for a drink I couldn't tell if he was just being goofy or if he had been drinking so I gave him one he and then I said so I gave him water he refused to drink it he got aggressive then I said maybe you just should go home. Then it escalated. He said he wouldn't break my windows. I totally technical. But my wonderful bar patron has been helping to keep this door unlocked. You guys keep them out of here now. >> My wonderful bar patron who are much larger than me have helped >> walking the deer stand and the headlights just something. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I asked him if he's on drugs. He said no. >> He fell down. So then he fell down. So we thought maybe he might. >> Yeah. I found him. He fell once before we saw him. He has a little mark in the back of his head. Just dirt. >> And then I saw him put a bike, but he did not hit his head. >> So on a bike. He's got a bike back there. >> Pedal bike. An expensive bike. Pedal bike or a motor bike. It looks like a bike. It looks like an electric. >> I didn't look that closely. He was like honestly I let the horse. I tried to stand. >> I tried it. Were you Were you guys here when he first arrived? >> Yeah. Did you drive here tonight or did you bike? >> Tiger, how's your mom? You wanted more? >> Bike. You took a bike. >> Hey, hang on, Mark. >> Sit. Sit back down. >> Officers, >> officer, >> sit down. >> I'm a free American. Sit down. >> If you want to, I'm an American. >> Okay, >> we we respect that. >> Sit down. Are are you really are you trying to do a fight? >> Let us let us judge the threat. >> Mark, you're good. I got your iPad right here. Just >> Ryan, >> I know. >> No, Ryan. Take a seat. >> Come on. He's trying to help you out. >> Yeah, I'm just trying to help you out, buddy. >> Mark, take a seat. >> Just relax. >> There's a full moon. >> You bet there is. >> There is. That's probably >> Take a seat as instructed. All right. >> Oh, you're going in handcuffs. Oh, dear. >> It's up to you. Take a seat or you're going in handcuffs. Thank you. >> I don't want to see you pumping your masculinity. >> I'm not pumping anything. >> No. Sheriff, get your hands off me. >> Okay. Thank you. >> Mark, relax, Mark. >> You're going to stand in the good mark. Mark, you're good. >> These are all your choices and you're making bad ones right now. >> So, move this forward, guys. You had a bad day, right? >> I know you yelled at me earlier. >> Yeah, I didn't yell. I was trying to be polite, but you're >> No. One. >> All right. >> Yeah, I'm good. >> Yeah, fellas. We're going to have We're going to have a seat back on the ground. Okay. B your knees. >> I'm talking. ARE YOU LISTENING? >> SIT DOWN. >> We're listening. Sit down. >> My right rotator cuff hurts like a son of a [ __ ] Do >> not hurt me. >> You're not pulling. >> PLEASE. >> THEN SIT DOWN. >> PLEASE. >> OKAY, then we're going to go. >> Please do not hurt my >> We're going to walk over here now. Where's your car? It's right over here. >> Go around this truck. >> Me run inside, please. These are all your decisions right now. And you're making poor ones. You know why you're going to the back of a car? You know what I like about you? >> What's that? >> How much you think you had to drink tonight? >> I love whiskey. >> How many whisies have you had tonight? Makes me naughty. >> How many have you had tonight? >> All right. The easiest way to get in here is butt first and then swing your feet in. >> Oh yeah. Butt first. All righty. Let's go. Oh yeah. So I'm going to go butt first. >> Yep. Sit down. >> Oh yeah. >> And swing your feet in. Watch your head. Watch your head. Swing your feet in. >> Officer, could you please take the handcuffs off? >> Nope. They got to stay on, guy. >> Oh my god. >> You made this decision. >> No, I did not make any decision at all. >> We asked you so many times to sit down and cooperate with our investigation. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down or we're going to have to sit you down. >> All right. Good. >> Swing your feet in. Put your feet in the car. >> Trying. >> Okay. >> Could you please move the seat? >> The seat doesn't move. Oh dear. >> Just swing your feet in. Come on. Oh dear. You're almost there. Go on. Keep going. >> I'm trying. >> OKAY. [screaming] >> What hurts? >> Kind of hurts. >> What does? >> Okay. >> Do you need TO SEE AN ANSWER? [screaming] GOING TO HURT. >> WHAT HURTS? What hurts? >> You got to tell us something. >> You can't just yell. What hurts? >> You run sideways. >> Okay. I was born an American. I was raised an American >> and all by an American. Uh, do you have any medical conditions, sir? >> Yes. >> What's that? >> Um, well, I don't know. >> It's just questions that get asked. So, we we know what you're going to need for while you're in jail. If you're going to need anything special? >> No. No. No. No, man. I'm I'm double tough. I'm Wisconsin born. I'm I got no medical to other than in uh no >> medical. >> Do you have any like uh like um I don't mean this in any type of rudeness or anything but like any type of uh mental disorders or anything? Yes. Yes. I have Tourette's syndrome and I and I tend to stutter and because of Tourette's syndrome once in a while and I've seen word like will come out because I have Tourette's syndrome. No kid, no I'm I'm I'm cool. >> Anything with like dementia or anything? Well, >> actually, I had my mother my mother thought she was uh St. Joseph, >> a real I'm not funny. Don't mind me. I've had couple a couple scotches. Nothing more that I enjoy on a Thursday night than to be handcuffed to rip it up IN and be driven around by a younger man. >> Nothing's better for a man's self worth. Stop it. Oh. [music]