you have a bachelor's degree unlike yours [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you foreign everyone says [Applause] oh yeah right now kill your lights oh Park [Applause] put the car in park with the car in park yeah Police Department put the car in park [Applause] wake up okay all right far apart officers put the car apart come park over here wake up wake up wake up wake up put your car in park put it in park just go park over here our piano all right yeah y'all you're good you're good Miss please put it in park put it in park put the car in park we're gonna laugh do a lockout I got eyes on her if you want to help him with that um these kind of lack out something hey wake up Karen Park wake up put it in park I'm gonna shake the car again put it in park put it in park car and Park for the car in park would you mind opening the door for me good boy hello hey open the door ma'am open the door open the door open the door Police Department opened the door close a little more hey unlock it excellent there we go Police Department take seat belt off foreign relax relax for a second oh do you know where you're at yeah where um at the decision that's the just at the what I'm still living at the what at the decision that go step over here hey we're gonna go over here I'm good did you not hear us I mean there's like a bunch of cop cars okay all right come over here hello what's your name Amanda Amanda what's going on tonight there's a copper yeah yeah that you've crashed into just now me yes how much have you had to drink tonight um how much have you had to drink tonight look at me hello hello do you know where you're at where are you do you know where you're at yeah I'm looking at the cap cars that are yeah sure that the male has actually had passed the charts okay you know you know you were asleep at the light can you answer our questions can you I'm sorry I'm looking at the cap cars that are interested yeah because you were asleep at the light yeah all right can you look at me for a sec what's that you answer my questions where are you I'm at there's a mail registered um you don't know it's uh no I don't know because I'm driving a car and uh how much have you had to drink be honest what time is it three o'clock okay three o'clock yeah how much have you had to drink three o'clock I've had three o'clock to drink tonight okay all right all right so my next question to you all right man great for some these other questions do anything that's medically wrong with you are you diabetic okay would you have any uh do you have anything that inhibits your ability to walk do you suffer from seizures okay would you mind doing some test for me sure okay so what I may have you do is I want you to stand with your hands at your side right now okay can you stand with your hands at your side like I am hands at your side what I want you to do I want I want Mike um you want to listen to my instructions yeah I want like to take my instructions it was like are you are you are you gonna do the custom answer yep okay so same with your hands at your side okay I want you to see my finger yeah you tip my finger what I want you to do is I want you to keep your head still and track my finger with just your eyes okay okay all right you ready foreign all right Michigan State Police Mike Davis I want him here okay well I want you to take my test right now yeah I'm looking at your finger oh yeah keep your heads up all right yeah cool I'm curious about where Michigan State Police is Mike Davis that's who I want here all right well we're gonna do this for a little bit and then maybe we'll see about okay we'll see about a finger yeah that means you can safely just stay still stay slow on the fingers keep following the finger okay okay all right you ready for the next test yep Michigan State Police Mike Davis that's what I want okay well that's not happening okay yeah what's going on do you wear glasses or contacts though I have glasses and I want Michigan State Police Mike Davis do you work you mean contacts yeah I have glasses contacts in my eyes yeah okay all right all right you ready for the next test um I'm writing for a mission take place Mike are you are you refusing to take the test I'm waiting for Michigan State Police Mike Davis who is this that's who I'm waiting for we don't know who that is okay well once he gets here then you okay well you can have Michigan State Police Mike Davis come here no can you take my test and yeah okay all right have you shoot around put your hands on your back for me on your desk I'm under arrest for having a Michigan State Trooper coming here nope you are on your arrest for hitting my car and being extremely intoxicated while driving you don't even know where you're at right now and you're refusing to take my test I'm waiting yeah okay okay ready totally oh my gosh as Mike Davis somebody we could call for you yeah I'm waiting for you to call me Davis I can't claim if I don't have his number and I don't know who he is to you is he like uh he's my brother-in-law and I'm waiting for him to call you for me to do what what am I doing right now thank you watch your feet therapy yep go ahead uh turn your headlights off what time is it uh three o'clock newborn baby oh my God she's fired she's tired [ __ ] no [ __ ] no [ __ ] and talk speed here we go here we are hands cut behind her back because she's funny right here baby can't eat baby's tired take a left thank you stationed when he stays tomorrow foreign you guys out here you're taking her in we're driving home that drunk that wouldn't even blow over here but we're taking her into the station and all her dicks are you know they're pretty hard getting off on taking people in for nothing you know that's what we do here I got her criminal I got her I'm bringing her in I am such a badass tell yourself how much of a bag every day yeah every day every day with you hello Motors we're gonna fall louder nice ride [Music] okay foreign [Applause] all right I'm a piece officer you under the arrest for operating a vehicle while the tires can't do the consumption okay alcoholic liquor a controlled substance can I read it first no no I have a question because I didn't even get a sobriety test I gave them to you and then you said you weren't going to take them and then at that point my hands are tied and if you don't believe me I have it all on recording as well so that's why we worry about it yeah we will we will request that footage okay so I'm gonna read this to you I'm gonna read this to you I'm a piece officer and arrest for the defense of operating a vehicle and science can't do consumption liquor alcoholics options other tax consultances yeah I have one drink tonight arrested by the Livonia PD okay for falling asleep for being exhausted for being a new mom yeah I'm requesting that you take a couple of times to check the alcohol control your arrest you must still take the test I'm offering if you refuse to take this chemical test it will not be given without court order but I may seek to obtain something will you take my breath test yes okay all right [Applause] so today you want a blood draw or do you want here's the deal you blow in this and if we okay are you refusing or not I'll explain it to you yeah okay can I explain it before you refuse if you if you take this prep test here you can get out whatever your number is because we have a chart you refuse I'm going to take your license add six points to it I mean they're gonna take your blood is that what you want oh I cannot imagine being a cop every day so are you refusing are you gonna blow are you gonna blow up are you refusing you're gonna blow are you gonna or you're fusing would you like to take the breath test I'm running for you to take me to the hospital and take a blood draw of my of my are you okay so are you refusing or do you want to take a blood draw so you can send him to a [ __ ] yes okay awesome [Music] yep step off to your left questions take a right yeah that you hit my car you guys take your own car yeah yeah I read all the [ __ ] yeah you guys hit somebody else sorry for no yep that's why it's all recorded just for you I'm talking about in real life you hit somebody else's carpent already yeah so I don't hit it appreciate it thanks so much I appreciate it thank you [Music] there's a bunch of puke for you to clean out of your seat I appreciate it yep any time arrest people for no fun and that's you know what happened imagine all the time yep okay speak on your seat thanks I'm gonna need to call my lawyer about that thank you okay do that unbelievable they want me to put a mask on before I come in and you just you don't need to [ __ ] in here like they didn't want me to put a mask on which they did the hence the reason the girl was at the front with them nope I have not I wouldn't put a mask on that joke thank you wow look at you later all right okay so nothing's changed it came off my face because it wasn't over my nose which is the point of a mask hard to understand for someone like you I want to call my lawyer before I consent to this class I'm gonna get some Lego Friends you said you wanted to do the blood draw I do you now want to take this test I want to call my lawyer before I attend to this test I don't understand what you don't understand there's no there's other like I already explained it to you like you'll get your phone call if you take the test you said you wanted to take this test instead of the best all over my leg and I will clean up my lawyer before I consent to this test blah blah foreign yeah thank you if you don't have the ropes thank you it's the thing that happens to me everything in my video I shoot randomly okay yeah sorry to hear that but you probably couldn't make me sit into it because you may and also I didn't do anything okay here we are all right all right trying to make myself feel good about myself all right say whatever you want my brother-in-law's copy found a piece of [ __ ] okay okay okay can't imagine going to work every day just being a couple day please my throw up is because ever since I had my baby I puke randomly so you've ever cleaned it up if you wouldn't arrested me for [ __ ] falling asleep for having a newborn then you wouldn't be cleaning my throw-up up I don't [ __ ] feel bad for you are you joking are you joking I have a seat in the car seat [ __ ] badass feet all right well I just gotta put the seatbelt on yeah you didn't put that on me last time no you didn't no you didn't there's a [ __ ] video of me getting out of the car with no seat belt on which I will foia request because you did not put a seatbelt on me oh you know words [Applause] foreign can I grab your license today I'm gonna go right up front get this done you know y'all bring your information foreign [Applause] scale you don't even know that somebody can't open the door it's actually fairly easy for me yeah I would like to call my lawyer okay yeah feeling about it before I do this because I'm getting a straight one for your blood so yeah yeah I do and I just explained it are you sure you got 40 46 degrees [Applause]