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on January 27 2023 at 2 47 a.m police
were dispatched to the South Town Pub in
Eau Claire Wisconsin for a report of an
intoxicated man who tried entering the
bar after closing excuse me
sir
upon arrival police located the man
leaning across the outside of the
building he appeared to be urinating
do you need any help no okay what's your
name
what is your name I'm officer Anderson
with the Eau Claire Police Department
sir what's your name
officer Anderson
the temperature was approximately 14
degrees Fahrenheit
sir what's your name
um Tom what
Tom what
what's your last name you come after me
and say Tom what
you come after me and say tell me what
you come after me and say tell me what
time what time you come after me and say
tell me what time what what's your name
Tom
I'm just looking to help you out I don't
I don't want you out here in the cold
okay
you come after me and say Tom what
you come after me and say time what
where do you live you come after me and
say Tom what time what you come after me
and say Tom what
somewhat you come after me and say time
what time what Tom Tom where do you live
[ __ ] you
[ __ ] you Tom where do you live
you come after me and say Tom what I'm
just trying to help you out
it's cold outside for me and say Tom
what
you come out for me and say Tom what
Tom where do you live
I just don't want you outside in the
cold all night you come back from me and
say something do you have an idea on you
I don't have to say I don't have to
actually actually I need him a lawyer
lawyer
right now lawyer I need my lawyer how
much have you had to drink tonight
lawyer Boyer lawyer lawyer
I never how much have you had to drink
today lawyer
what's up
lawyer right now
I knew my lawyer okay who's your lawyer
you're an idiot it's not very nice
where do you live
I can get ready
okay where do you live though
I don't care I don't care what the [ __ ]
you want me to do
you have an ID on you
okay Tom if you're very drunk we want to
get you somewhere safe where is that for
you
if you live nearby we can get you home
do you live with somebody who can
contact for you
it's cold you're very drunk we want to
get you somewhere safe
why why because he looks like you need a
lot of help tonight and that's okay
for me
why is that what's gonna cost money
sure
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to find a place because I care why do I
want you sitting out freezing to death
tonight
I don't want that nobody cares about me
freezing to death I care
why do you think nobody cares nobody
cares about to be frizzling
do you live with anybody
I have a lot of things I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding I have a lot of things
I have a family I have a I have a lot of
family yeah yeah I do
okay
I was just kidding another officer spoke
with the caller who stated he offered to
give the man a ride home but he wasn't
able to tell him where he lived
here
honestly not really
um did you serve him at all do you
recognize him oh I've seen him quite a
few times in that
um
the leading of the phone asked her she
said you know what's the name I said I'm
not searching the T-shirt he's teaching
um
45 plus minutes out okay and then I
offered to get Mariah the ladies offered
to give them an Uber he said no I'm
walking I have three blocks away and I'm
like
[ __ ] angry safe man right especially
with the mother yeah okay do you know
what either one of these vehicles out
here are his I've only ever seen him
walk okay which is which is good I was
just hoping to find an address but
that's what I asked I carried them out
there the truck's mine I carried them
out there I'm like TJ I just need your
address buddy I'll bring you home yeah
just need address and he's just
gibberish okay I can't I can't work with
this I gotta go in and clean the bar and
do my job yeah can I call someone for
you to address anything just gibberish
so my last option is
okay yeah I don't really know what we'll
do you might have to go to the hospital
for a detox that's what can't tell us
that's what I was wondering because he's
kind of f you f that you're stupid so
we're trying so he said to me too he's
like
[ __ ] you and I'm like
okay see you later okay all right we'll
see what we can do thank you
[Applause]
what's your last name Tom
I'm not gonna tell you why not [ __ ]
yourself
why don't you go [ __ ] cool your
corner [ __ ] there's always a [ __ ]
[ __ ]
I just want to help you out tonight
where do you live I can take you there
I don't want to do anything
I just want to get you out of the cold
okay
I just wanna I Don't Wanna Die
because I the the clothes can keep
coming I'm just gonna [ __ ] die
you have somewhere to go tonight no
do you not have a house
yeah I don't have I don't have
okay
Valerie can I can I call you
okay okay
can I call you already should I call you
Valerie yeah sure
I don't want your fall over yeah
you can call me Valerie that's fine get
up I think you should stay sitting down
your balance is pretty bad buddy
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Tom here's here's where we're at if we
can get you home safe we will do that
but at this point you are so
incapacitated by alcohol that if you if
we can't get you somewhere safe we're
going to be taking you to the hospital
that's how drunk you are so this is your
one opportunity to tell us where you
live so we can get you home
you understand that we want to get you
home that is our preference
no shame if you're homeless though
I'm not homeless right now okay it
sounds like you live nearby right that's
that's a that's a dis that's a very
disrespectful for me
okay this virtual refer you to say that
to me Tom tell us where you live
it's very disrespectful for you to say
it to me
as a security officer look security
officer look it's very disrespectful for
you to say to me Mom we just want to
know where you live you're not telling
us where you live I can give you a ride
easy quick a lot quicker than a cow it
sounds like Calves are like 45 minutes
out
it sounds like you live pretty close
here so pretty quick drive
what's your address
what street
okay
this is very easy it's very easy this is
very easy okay I'm not used to being so
easy
I just want to help you it's very easy
okay where do you live though
okay okay do you have an ID on you with
an address on it
I can let me welcome no
I've been through [ __ ]
okay everyone oh very sorry I'm sure
you've been through a lot man
but we want to get you home safe
I would like to walk home you're too
incapacitated by wow call you've had too
much tonight We're Not Gonna Let You
Walk we're gonna get you home safe I
don't want to go to jail we don't want
to we don't want that don't know jail no
jail home or hospital those are your
dollars
no jailed right so Homer hospital if you
can't give us your address you're going
to have to go to the hospital so we can
keep you safe
so it'd be easier if you can give us
your whole address we'll give you a ride
home
no one said anything about jail
but if you can't help us get you home
then you're gonna have to go to the
hospital
what's your address
you're pretty [ __ ] sexy well thank
you I am amazing my address is 721
Oxford but you don't want to go there
I want to know where you live
I want to know where you live too
I'm not gonna I'm not I don't want you
I'm not gonna let you know okay let's
walk over to this car over here Tom
do you have any weapons
huh you've lost his opportunities you
are going to be placed in handcuffs at
this time okay
we are gonna be taking the hospital
we are clearly too far gone let's run
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the man was identified by Washington ID
card as Thomas plays
oh
God
oh my God I can't believe it was that
bad
Tom yeah
we'll see what we can find
let's go
step in with your right foot
Tom Tom I'm gonna give you an
opportunity to justify yourself and then
I'm going to help you so okay so why
don't you go ahead and sit by yourself
I know
Tom and you just sit up
what are you doing what are you doing I
want you to sit in the car stand on your
feet what are you doing stand on your
feet
first of all what are you doing
first off just
there we are there we are first off
what are you doing first off
what are you doing first off
first off eventually police located
Tom's address nearby and drove him home
tomorrow
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I do okay lay in your pocket somewhere
somewhere you're not gonna ever have
them though bud you don't want them we
want to make sure you have them
I have them
I have my keys no I have my keys another
person will take your credit card put
them in a coat pocket
that won't happen
use that meal you want me to help you
get out no I don't have I don't have
I have I'm back home yep
I'm handcuffed all right I'm gonna help
you up okay I'm handcuffed I'm
handcuffed yes I am handcuffed
off of you okay let's just get a little
closer to the door I am handcuffs
come here
though
ready
[Applause]
you want me to get a balance
there you go
[Applause]
what's wrong with your belts
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issued a citation for a sense of public
intoxication
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