ARE YOU YELLING AT ME AND THE [ __ ] BROKE MY [ __ ] FINGER? OH, I DON'T CARE. LET ME GO. [screaming] WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP YELLING AND THIS [ __ ] IS YELLING? ANYBODY ELSE CAN TOUCH ME BUT HIM. >> [crying] >> WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY? I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE ready for a crazy episode. We have a total lunatic who gets transformed into a human burrito and gets handed a significant sentence. But first, I want to show you this window smash body cam that is pretty unique. I don't think I've seen anything like this. Without further ado, let's get started. >> [music] [music] [music] >> Try not to touch the money. >> [music] >> Yeah, female passed out car in the drive. She's not responding. She's not responding. >> Put the car in park. >> [music] >> Hey, ma'am. She just struck my squad. Stop. PUT THE CAR IN PARK. OH MY GOD. PUT THE CAR IN PARK. Oh my god, are you still in my whole dome party at my house? Put the car in park. Man, this woman was so out of it. Not only did she not wake up after he was banging on her window, but on top of that, her music was blasting. It's like, "Lady, how wasted are you?" I'm assuming there's more than alcohol involved, and I find that it's a miracle that she didn't just slam on the gas in the middle of her sleep and then hurt someone. 4079, got her awake. You okay? Yeah. I'm good. All right. Do you have your ID with you? Yes. So, you live Where are you coming from, though? I Do you know where you are right now? Um Well, I know I'm right by Saint Charles. It's like a mile away. Is that Is that where you're coming from? Uh no. No? Where Where were you? >> sure where I'm coming from. Okay. Were you out in Saint Charles tonight? I was. Um How much you had to drink tonight, Mary? I can't do a sobriety test if you'd like me to. Okay. Well, first, I'm going to have the paramedics come check you out. Just cuz it took me a while to wake you up, and then unfortunately I broke a glass here. It looks like I got a little cut on your face, okay? Wait. It's not bad. You just got a tiny little mark on your face there. All right? Are you doing okay otherwise? Mhm. Are you on any medication or anything? Are you supposed to be on and you didn't take it? No? Okay. So, her FSTs were fairly standard, and even though she is completely smashed, she didn't do anything out of the usual. So, I'm going to save your time, and we're going to get straight to the arrest because she has a little bit of a temper tantrum that is coming in the next few minutes. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, based on everything that happened tonight, based on what we just did, okay? I'm going to place you under arrest for DUI at this time, okay? Need you to sign more room out there. That's right. Shocker. Yeah. All right. Make sure your cuffs are okay. Not too tight. Okay. I'm going to check on your on your pocket. Can I bring it? Um I'll take your purse with me as well. >> Is is your phone in your purse? Um uh I'm not sure actually. >> grab it. >> [laughter] >> Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god, I'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> Okay. All right, I got it. Okay, all right, I'm good. All right, so she got it out of her system. Congratulations to her, I guess. Now, let's move on to the next body cam. Cops were called for an altercation and they had no clue what was waiting for them because this woman is just so completely unhinged. I think that even a straightjacket wouldn't be enough for her. Take a look at this. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Your kids YOUR KIDS ARE MY WITNESS. HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY. GET YOUR ASS UP. LET GO. HEY, LET GO. YOUR KIDS ARE MY WITNESS. YOUR KIDS [screaming] ARE OUR WITNESS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOUR KIDS ARE OUR WITNESS. WHAT'S GOING ON? BRO, THIS [ __ ] ALL RIGHT, PUT THE [ __ ] BUCKET DOWN. HOW YOU GOING TO [screaming] TELL ME TO PUT A BUCKET IT'S A BUCKET. PUT THE BUCKET DOWN. WHO YOU TALKING TO? I can put it down now. PUT THE PUT THE SO, LET IT GO AND I CAN PUT IT DOWN TOGETHER. I'M NOT [ __ ] PLAYING WITH YOU. SO, we can put it down together. Bro, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT LET'S PUT it down together. No. Go over there. Call his kids. Go over there. Call his kids and let's talk about the channel. Can you come in? Please. Go over there. Let's talk about kids. Go inside. Let's talk about kids. What happened What happened to THIS WINDOW? >> LET'S TALK ABOUT KIDS. LET'S TALK ABOUT KIDS. HEY, STOP [ __ ] YELLING. WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? AND THEN THIS [ __ ] BROKE MY [ __ ] FINGER. GO OVER THERE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M RIGHT [screaming] HERE. HEY, SHUT THE I'M RIGHT HERE. SHUT UP. I'M RIGHT HERE. HEY, DO NOT TALK TO HER LIKE THAT. WHAT THE [ __ ] YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT YOUR [ __ ] BABY MAMA HURTING YOUR FOOT. I'M KIDDING. YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT YOUR BABY MOTHER HURTING HER FOOT. OKAY. AND AS YOU SEE, I'M NOT PASSING THE THRESHOLD. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? WE TRYING TO help you out. SO, CALL YOUR CALL YOUR KIDS. >> CAN YOU ROLL RED TAPE? >> CALL YOUR KIDS. >> HEY, STOP YELLING. >> WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO STOP YELLING AND THIS [ __ ] IS YELLING? STOP YELLING. STOP. STOP [ __ ] YELLING. STOP. BY THE WAY, I heard that some of the apartments in the neighborhood are vacant. So, if you guys want to move in there, you might be able to listen to this on a daily basis. That beautiful angelic voice that is coming out of this elegant lady. I mean, that alone is a selling point to live in that neighborhood. YOU'RE PUSHING ME. SHUT UP. STOP [ __ ] PUSHING ME. DON'T TOUCH ME. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU. BACK THE [ __ ] UP. STOP TOUCHING ME. [screaming] BACK THE [ __ ] UP. STOP TOUCHING ME. BACK THE [ __ ] UP. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING. STOP TOUCHING. STOP TOUCHING. I'M I'M GOING TO GO HURT HER. I'M GOING TO GO HURT HER. [screaming] STOP. >> EXACTLY. CUZ YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT STOP. BRO, NO. NO, BRO. >> WHAT? YOU GOING to go to THE GROUND. >> FOR WHAT? >> [screaming] >> BRO. STOP. OW, BRO. [screaming] STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. YOU AIN'T NOBODY'S [ __ ] RESISTING. NOBODY TOLD me what the [ __ ] I was ARRESTED FOR. YOU FAT ASS STUPID ASS OFFICER. LET ME GO. LET LET GO. BRO, YOU [ __ ] ARE WEIRD. STOP. [screaming] GET ON YOUR [ __ ] STUMP. I AM, YOU STUPID ASS [ __ ] YOU GOT IT? You stupid ass lame ass stupid ass [ __ ] LET ME [screaming] GO. BRO, LET ME GO. STOP. I'M GOING TO SCRATCH YOU. STOP, [screaming] DAMN YOU STUPID FAT ASS [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU talking about? You're too big to be a [ __ ] officer. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LET ME GO. BRO, LET ME GO. THAT'S THE POINT. THIS [ __ ] HURT ME. LET ME GO. LET ME [screaming] GO. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. GET OFF OF MY BACK. LET ME GO, [screaming] YOU STUPID FAT ASS YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. LET ME GO. SO, SHE MIGHT BE WEARING NASA pants, but she sure isn't a rocket scientist. Now, I know this video might be a little bit hard to watch because of just how unhinged this woman is, but trust me, there's a really good payout at the end. So, I'm going to ask you guys to bear with me. If I have to suffer, I feel like we should all suffer together. Bro, I'm not Bro, let me go. You scratch ME AGAIN. STOP, >> [screaming] >> DAMN YOU FAT ASS [ __ ] DON'T BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE YOU EAT TOO MUCH HAMBURGERS. LET ME GO. BRO, LET ME GO. LET ME GO, DAMN NOBODY'S LETTING YOU GO. LET ME GO. >> NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU BIG FAT ASS [ __ ] What are you talking about? Get your [ __ ] HAND OFF OF >> STOP. SHE ALREADY KICKED ME. She's going TO JAIL. MY HAND IS ON MY [ __ ] [ __ ] CONGRATULATIONS. BRO, I DON'T CARE. LET ME [screaming] GO. LET ME GO. NOPE. BRO, YOU [ __ ] SUCK. YOU FAT ASS SUCKING ASS [ __ ] >> YEP. THAT'S WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU. YOU'RE PROBABLY ADOPTED. You fat [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up. YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. I KNOW I DID. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. I WILL BREAK YOUR [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> FINGERS. STOP SCRATCHING ME. NOBODY'S SCRATCHING YOU. I DON'T HAVE NAILS TO SCRATCH YOU WITH, [ __ ] YOU FAT ASS CRY BABY ASS [ __ ] Let me go. We need to wrap this up. >> YOU [ __ ] ARE TOO BIG. NOBODY'S EVEN on you. Bro, he's on me. I can feel his [ __ ] leg on me. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? TELL him to get off of me, please. My leg. Because you're on my leg. Please get off of my leg, please. I won't say [ __ ] else. Just please get off of my leg. >> She's scratching you, too? She kicked you, also. I did NOT KICK YOU. I WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF her range. Please let me go. At least so far. BRO, HE'S LYING. BRO, THIS FAT OFFICER IS LYING, BRO. Please look at the [ __ ] thing. I did not kick this officer, please. And that's why I love body cams because back in the days there wasn't any body cams. It would have been the officer's word versus her word. Now, obviously, any cop would have more credibility than this woman, but there would still be a little bit of doubt in the jury's mind. Now we have the body cam and we see exactly how she's acting. Matter of fact, I feel like this should be played at trial just to show how much of a lunatic she is. Please let me go. Please tell them to let me go, please. >> [crying] >> Please tell them to let me You need to relax. >> Bro, please tell them to get off my leg. If you tell them to get off my off my legs, I promise you I will lay down. >> Ma'am, you need to calm down. >> ON MY LEGS. I CAN'T. >> YOU WERE KICKING HIM. I WAS NOT KICKING THEM. I PUT IT ON MY SON. PLEASE, OFFICER. I was not Officer, please. Calm down. Please tell them to get off of me, please. >> No, we're not going to get off YOU RIGHT NOW. >> OFFICER, please tell them that my legs hurt, please. >> [laughter] >> Please just let them just let them lay down. >> No, cuz you you're TRYING TO MOVE. >> I I'M NOT LAYING DOWN. I'm just My off My arms hurt, please. Officer, please. Then relax. BUT I CAN'T CUZ MY [ __ ] legs. No, cuz he doesn't want to get kicked >> Okay, BUT I'M NOT I DIDN'T KICK him in the first place. PLEASE. PLEASE, OFFICER. THIS IS WHY we're holding you. >> Officer, I'm saying please. This is why >> Officer, I'm saying please because my [ __ ] legs hurt. >> please all you want. He's not going to get OFF YOU. >> I'M SAYING my legs hurt. Okay, well then STOP FIGHTING. >> I'M NOT FIGHTING, THOUGH. >> ARE. NO, I'M NOT. I'm laying here. Please, can I stretch my leg out this way? >> to We're going to stretch them out right now. We're going to stretch you We're going to stretch your leg out here in a Okay. Okay. Please hurry up, please. My hand is dying, please. I can't feel nothing in my arms. Please. Ow. I didn't fight the first time. All right, well don't do it this time. I didn't kick and fight the first [ __ ] time. Well, don't Well, don't do it again, then. I didn't do it again. I was putting my Listen, stop. I'm putting my legs like this so he can put them under the [ __ ] Officer, I YOU JUST [ __ ] OF COURSE MY PEOPLE OF COURSE, BRO. AND THEN YOU WANT TO BREAK MY LEG OR SOME DUMB [ __ ] OFFICER, please tell me you see this [ __ ] bro. I'm not doing nothing. I AM. I CAN'T DO [ __ ] MA'AM, YOU'RE YOU'RE SCREAMING AND YOU'RE >> I cannot do [ __ ] bro. Ma'am, I just need to calm down a little. Bro, then please get off of me. You know, burritos is one of my favorite foods. In Canada, we have this franchise called Quesada, and in my opinion, it's way better than Chipotle. Their guacamole is made fresh every morning, and even though I love burritos, I would stay extremely far from this one because even though she's completely wrapped up and she cannot technically harm anyone, she is still missing the muzzle. Let me DO IT. STOP! >> [screaming] >> STOP! YOU'RE SQUIRMING. STOP! BECAUSE HE'S DOING IT, BRO. I DON'T WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. STOP! I DON'T WANT HIM TO touch me. I don't want this [ __ ] TO TOUCH ME. STOP! RELAX. BRO, IF HE KEEPS BRO, IF HE KEEPS TAKING ME OFF everything I love, I'mma spit on him. >> Nobody's taking YOU HE IS! LOOK AT HIS LOOK AT HOW HE'S GRABBING MY NECK. I'M HOLDING YOUR SHOULDERS. No one's Look at how he's grabbing my neck. No one's grabbing your >> the [ __ ] IS TOUCHING MY NECK, [ __ ] PLEASE, please don't touch my neck like that. Then you guys stay still. >> So, please don't let him touch me. Please don't let him touch me. I'll let you touch me. Please don't let him touch me. You want these? DON'T TOUCH ME. STOP TOUCHING [applause] ME. STOP touching me. Who's touching me? >> Me. Who's touching me? Me. Just relax, Ice. Stop touching me. I don't want you to touch me. You fat ass weak [ __ ] I don't want you to touch me, bro. Is it Is it really like that? Is it like that? Okay, I'm done. Please, I don't want him to touch me. No, I don't WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME. BUT, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH ME. >> [screaming] >> YOU KNOW WHAT? >> OFFICER, PLEASE, I don't want him to touch me, PLEASE. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP >> THIS helmet on you, okay? Can No, I'm not putting that helmet. Stop pulling my hair. Then listen TO IT. THEN STOP. I CAN DO IT MYSELF, BUT STOP. YOU CAN'T RIGHT NOW. BUT, HE TOUCHED MY [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SO, stop touching me, you fat ass [ __ ] STOP TOUCHING ME. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. CAN WE CAN YOU SIT ON THE JUST LEAN HER that way so so we can make sure the legs are tight and we are good. Stop touching me. Stop. No, because I don't want him touching me. OFFICER. STOP TOUCHING ME. NO. STOP TOUCHING ME. OFFICER. OFFICER. OFFICER, PLEASE don't touch me. STOP TOUCHING ME. >> [laughter] >> STOP. NO, BECAUSE I don't want anybody touching me. Anybody else can TOUCH ME BUT HIM. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS lady is misunderstanding some crucial points. First of all, she's not in charge. She doesn't dictate who is going to touch her or not touch her. And second of all, no one wants to touch you in the first place, lady. This officer is not getting any type of pleasure by having to put his hands on you. Matter of fact, I'm sure he would rather be doing anything including stepping on a bed of nails rather than having to touch you. >> [laughter] >> Well, on everything I love, what's your name? What's your name? What's your name? No, stop. Why are you There's nothing on my ankles. Officer, please. Stop. Let me go. You are being abnormally noisy. Well, please. Please, someone call your [ __ ] supervisor. SUPERVISOR, NO. WHERE'S the supervisor? He's standing right behind you. Where is he? Right here. No. How are you letting THIS [ __ ] GO ON? MY ARMS ARE [ __ ] TIED AND I DIDN'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING and you seen that [ __ ] And you seen it. way that you've been acting haven't been acting anyways. Have you been here? This is the third This is the third time she's >> So, where have I been at? Where have I been at? She's been acting just like this one. >> I was in somebody's apartment. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Look at my feet. >> to get her in the Look at my hands. Ow! What? Stop pulling me like that. You're [ __ ] hurting me, you better stupid [ __ ] I hope you die, [ __ ] I swear to God on everything I love. Shut the [ __ ] up, you stupid ass fat [ __ ] What the [ __ ] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MY daddy just died and you going to sit here and play me? Got it? Yep. Grab her a little bit more. There you go. Fat fat [ __ ] Can you pull me some more? Can you pull me some more towards that door? No. Why? Shut up, man. Hey Isis. Hey Isis, I'm not the officers that was with you on scene, okay? Okay, we is, but look, don't do anything else cuz we don't want you to Okay, I'm going to get you out of here, okay? >> Bro, I can't move, bro. Why are you just SITTING ME OUT HERE? >> NO, BRO. THIS [ __ ] HURT. YEAH, IT IS. That's what it's for. But I didn't do nothing. So, I did promise you that this story had a happy ending. She was charged with battery on Leo, two counts, two counts of battery, criminal mischief, resisting an officer, and resisting an officer with violence. Now, she pleaded down, but she was still sentenced to 240 days in jail, which is pretty decent. Now, that's it for the video. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to subscribe, and I'll see you guys on the next one.