due to the graphic nature of this program viewer discretion is advised move out way Andrew don't come any closer leader eat my sign read my sign you do that you insensitive prick look at what you did to me are you trying to burn me up [ __ ] old 295 I can figure out who old 295 belongs to I sure [ __ ] can yeah me there's computers yeah there are comp know where exactly where you live and where your little girl go to church don't have a little girl and I don't go to church the only thing I can think of is oh sometimes you got a pump it you got a pum um other than that I mean it's it doesn't arrest take them to my quol is that area of skin that is shared between your scrotum and the inside of your thigh oh okay on the early morning hours of June 25th 2022 police in Bellingham Washington are dealing with Andrew Orton who has set a fire on the sidewalk to keep himself warm move out way Andrew don't come any closer leave read my sign read my sign PR you do that you been sensitive prick look at what you did to me are you trying to burn me up no I'm put out a fire oh [ __ ] why don't I do it myself no yeah no yeah you tried to [ __ ] do it [ __ ] get up read my read this right here [ __ ] it's my DNR DNR you are bound to honor my last will in testment there read it fantastic you can't light fires on sidewalks yes I can I just did it you can't I just did it you can't do that I just did I know you did you put it out yes I did so who's right did can I let a fire in a sidewalk yes I can I just did you pull your head out of your ass yes [ __ ] old 295 I can figure out who old 295 belongs to I sure [ __ ] can yeah me there's computers yeah there are comp know where exactly where you live and where your little girl goes to church don't have a little girl and I don't go to church if she would I'd go find her at church and have tea with her yeah we better get her you might want one of your little squirters too yeah okay are you in the business sir so do you know what a DNR is I am with the yes sir usually not yes sir God's way because God thinks it's fun to punish people for 13 to 18 I extinguished the fire but you may want to still respond here because Andrew's uh not too happy with me what it says and I have some very uni so this is my dying w i extinguished the fire but you still may want to respond Here Andrew is not happy with me a good put those asses up on my blanket please because the fire the policeman doesn't know how to point a God damn fire extinguisher he tried to there we go that's the way to do it I've been dealing with them all night yeah yeah yeah all right yeah and if you don't pick up corre I will find a way to out bur that I wanted to put out a fire because he's part of God's creation too and I'm worth to God for punishing me for thousands of years I'm done oh by the way do that's getting uh no the other officer coming here you're getting my there's no flame here there's noes right there so I was making sure they were nice and cool for you thank you I appreciate that thank you he got to when you got blue all over your hand you got to make sure and use your other hand because otherwise it'll plug up your lighter unless it's dry enough and you use a different part of your thumb it's really really really hard to get this kind of service and attention from public service especially our godamn US government and all their Infinite Wisdom they don't believe that the Taliban is SM enough to take a blood transfusion from and plant the evidence that they got him thank you Osama B probably lives right next to Osama Obama been was his name Barack Obama he's probably the mix neighbors with bar so he had a large fire of some uh papers and a bunch of stuff stuff okay uh so I got my fire extinguisher out shot it out he got pissed off because I didn't F I didn't uh respect his DNR that he wrote on this piece of cardboard and uh that work the only way to make godamn sure your forest fire is out is to first of all CH water I mean the only other thing I would say is you could de side with the Reckless burning and I won't need that some but someday somebody will want it but it's not going to stop anything Excuse me while I now publication deal with this problem stay situated score score at 5:00 a.m. on a Friday I'm still C trying to catch up on paper um Fu my lighter carrier is right over here this is my fire feather fire feather B thank you thank you I almost made a mistake and killed myself I tried hard boy I did I even formed Andrew how are we going to alleviate this problem from happening again where we don't have to respond just leave me alone or are you not going to build more fires I can't guarantee that well you got to I might get cold again well you got to gu you get cold what do you do getting cold put on more clothes go hop in your car I put on more clothes put on a blanket and a sweatshirt you got plenty of clothes here well could could I could I actually have the luxury of indoor heat that's paid by my godamn taxes you've got a blanket and a s there you're not wearing shoes 60 de and the sun's coming up here it comes here it comes he's going to do it uh-huh remember I told you what was going to happen if we had to come back here for your fire we had this discussion I can't remember I don't even know what [ __ ] year it is 2020 as far as I can tell pretty close I grew up on a John de 2020 what was the point of the fire why' you build the fire why would you build the fire to stay warm were you trying to kill yourself yes sir there's my last will and testament if there's a DNR do not resuscitate you are bound by law you are bound by law to honor that but actually I don't want you to do not resuscitate I don't want you to [ __ ] rescue me I don't need rescuing y'all need rescuing from delusional [ __ ] thinking the only thing I can think of is oh sometimes you got to pump it you got to pump it um other than that I mean it's do can arrest them and take them to downtown and release them there on paper or this is a hand [ __ ] Starbucks is going to open all it's really and the camera's catching this and I want to put you're just you're just wanting to up charges aren't you yeah why to show the system how [ __ ] stupid it is how are you Bin Laden lives within one mile can you put your dick back in your pants please I don't know how disorderly can you show me nobody nobody and I'm not lying nobody has ever showed me nobody has ever showed me how to put my dick in my pants are you let me just try it yeah best you try it there underwear that should do it that should do it if a girl can run around and little booty shorts and then and then uh uh [ __ ] flirt with it and gets [ __ ] like she was trying to get [ __ ] then she says Welly rap me Andrew this officer here is going to place you under arrest we need you to turn around put your hands behind your back hands behind your back take a few more drags and we got to put that out all right am I free to take my shoes yes you were going to take your shoes okay and I don't like them [ __ ] jail shoes they don't fit okay so I'd prefer please don't put okay it's not too tight I like that 13 B8 got one in custody cop5 it shouldn't be very long I'll be I'll be able to see a judge yes sir my actually I'm going to take the lesson of little kids and your feet your toes will stay straight if you're only oppos if you're only broke enough to buy shoes that don't fit okay can you push that back in before it falls all right like I said take a couple more drags and then we got to put it out yeah if you got gnarly ass looking toes it's because your shoes are too [ __ ] narrow you buy a size 13 but don't give a [ __ ] how wide it is so what needs to go with you here my the backpack and the everything everything is of value to me you may consider it oh it's falling out again well so what I'm saying is the jail isn't going to take a lot of this stuff then you must protect it okay so you want it to get impounded into our PID Locker last scrap okay except this cardboard it can stay okay and I think that's about it got that that stuff yeah make sure that the the there's a there's a sharp stick in my back pocket but it will not hurt you it's a fragment of that stick this pocket yep there's also a hair comb in there oh and a $2 lottery ticket I should have cast that in over here it's rolling out again all right last Puffs I'll put this in your backpack chunk of wood in there yeah I got it out okay it goes with the other sticks okay and there's my joint I have lot of that I paid for that okay I paid for it from the trippy hippie trippy today like re four BU I think I I can't remember but they give me great deals better deals than anybody else gets I'll tell you you have a oh that is going to have to be uh let me see that is going to have to be you a it's going to have to brise or something no it's a rash oh okay okay it's an infection hold on hold on well no we'll make sure it goes with W okay it go it's it's to be rubbed on my clotho do you know what a quisol is that's the name of the medicine no no no no no no no no no no no no there's another meaning my quatri all is that area of skin that is shared between your scrotum and the inside of your thigh okay that's what a quote crisol is okay let's walk over here and get doct and the doctor prescribed CL crisol cream to wipe on my clol yeah my clo creol is oh this is see okay I'm I'm complying I'm complying but the reason that ballistic in the back of these cars is because is because they are so uncomfortable they are not super comfortable but you turn sideways if you have to Sir um he said all of this stuff is important to him well um I'll make some of the determination here um I put all that stuff there he's got this blanket that's the blankets you can take the backpack you can take are you just going to release him at the jail I'm no I'm going to try and book and release on Reckless burning and disorderly I'm sure they'll are you still alive yeah I'm still alive I'm sure yeah lefts that's just he just pulled that out of the okay there's that CU I know the Jail's not taking backpacks still right yeah all this we got a hat in here he's got a bunch of food [ __ ] yeah no the food [ __ ] from he just pulled that out of the trash right over there so what do you want to do with it leave it here okay and then what about this the hat in the backpack looks like all like garbage uh I'm going to take this ex mine just it's very impounding this for safekeeping the backpack yeah and the hat yeah okayer and then I will take and the oh and DNR okay I guess the blanket too if you don't mind do it in a big [ __ ] pile of pile of stuff okay and his walking stick L put my fire extinguisher do we have to refill these after we shoot them one time yes I think so we do yeah we get a new one from we got to take it to the shop right yeah I believe so huh I believe so yeah okay for you thanks sir [Music] end of contact