Quick HR question. If you slap a co-orker at work, do you get fired or do you get a paid vacation and a thank you card? Because in Akran, Ohio, apparently the answer is option B. Welcome to Thin Blue Lies. This story comes from Three News Investigates. And I promise you, I didn't rewrite it to make it sound ridiculous. Lieutenant Brian Simcox, a longtime Akran police supervisor, was investigated internally and the department said, "Yep, that's sexual harassment." And that's where Logic left the chat.