Nope. We're going to drive in the Tesla today. >> Elio. >> I've never been in a Tesla. >> I've never even sat in a Tesla. Oh, heck >> I don't have to worry about nothing. A computer is driving me. >> You're still sleeping? >> Hey, hey, hey, >> buddy. I thought we was going to lunch. >> Nope. We're going to drive in the Tesla today. >> We take this. >> Nope. This is what we're taking, buddy. >> Seen accident. >> Self-driving Tesla. >> I can drive any fork and thing around. You know what I mean? >> I won't be robbing a bacon this anytime soon. Lunchio. Go L E T O. Is that what I'm supposed to do? >> This is an English car. >> Oh gosh. >> Lunch now. Husky. They need to make these seats. I'm going to get Elon on the horn cuz these seats ain't for the biggest fella. >> Follow me. We got big country over here. He's going to try to navigate to a location unknown. And remember, he's a reformed con. I'm a popo retired. >> Where are we going? >> But we are going to grab some lunch, but we might have to go someplace before. >> Lunchio. >> Okay, here we go. He's going to do He's going to do the self-driving mode all by himself. >> I've never been in a Tesla. I'm going to see if >> I've never even sat in a Tesla. >> Okay, so I've got to I think I'm going to fasten my seat belt, too. >> So, we man, follow the law if you're riding with me in this thing, man. >> Yeah, I know. I know. >> Jesus. >> See where it says self-driving right there? >> I hit this Yep. Let it go. Don't touch a thing. >> Just let the foot off. >> Release pedal. >> Oh, heck no. >> Watch out, mail truck. Don't hit that truck. YOU CAUSED SOME PROBLEMS OVER THERE, >> BUDDY. You a little bit nervous, >> buddy. How does he know? >> Just don't worry about it. >> Well, he better worry about it. It was a little car. >> What's the name of this car? What's his name? >> This is called Tessy. >> Oh my. Well, I bet that's original. I bet nobody else >> got the name Tessy. >> I don't think so. >> Really? >> I don't know, buddy. >> This is weird. >> John, are you are you >> Okay. Well, listen. Question I didn't ask you. If if something happens and I freak out, does it automatically go back? >> No, you can grab the wheel. Push the brake. Just push the brake >> if I Okay. Right now. >> But try not to. >> Yeah. >> Okay. And then when I let off the gate, it go I mean break. >> You got to push self start again. >> Yeah. Now you just don't touch anything. Yeah. >> Okay. >> But it's going to go on its own. So we got traffic down here. A lot of traffic. Big truck, too, ain't it? >> Holy crap. >> Not even touching a wheel. >> Wow. >> This is the weirdest thing I've ever done in my 52 years of life. >> Look, it's going in the other way. >> I don't like that. Man, is it going to stop? Dude, >> you got to just let it. It might or it might not, you know. >> Oh, man. Dude, this ain't nice. I don't like this. >> Wait, wait, wait. Is it going to stop? >> By God, it better. >> It's stopping. >> What? >> Pump the brakes, Jesse. >> I'm not pumping the brakes, but Desessie better pump hers. >> Look, she's doing great. >> Oh my gosh. >> Oh my god. >> I've never tripped on acid, >> right? >> But I bet this is what it would feel like. I bet when I was driving, when I was tripping on acid before, this is what it felt like. >> Felt like >> this is >> use your turn signal. >> It did. You didn't hear it. >> Oh my god. I don't think you should do self-driving at rush hour right now. >> Think of back in the day when you were robbing a or you were like buying stuff at a store and you were in a hurry and you just run up and take off. Can you make it break the law? Yeah, right now you're breaking the law cuz you actually we're in a mode right now called hurry mode. >> Yeah, >> that's standard mode and then there's chill mode and then there's sloth mode which is like super slow. >> Smells like Olay. >> Yeah, but let's go ahead and put >> in a hurry. >> Let's go in hurry. It goes good that way. >> And it's traveling right now. Uh, are you touching the gas at all, >> buddy? I got slacks on. >> Are you touching the wheel at all, >> buddy? >> I think you got your foot on the brake on the gas. What do you got? >> I'm sitting like a genie. >> I have not touched the wheel or the brake one time >> back here. It's got a screen. >> You can see the back of your seat. >> I don't need a back. And >> it's got >> This is where it freaks me out when I feel like it should already be stopping. She >> It does go pretty quick. >> Tessy needs to learn a little bit better driving. I got to I got to say Tessy's not doing too bad. >> It's very smooth. >> Are you nervous now or you kind of got over the nervousness a little bit? >> No, I'm still not where I would feel comfortable. I mean, I'm very I want I'm just trying to enjoy the experience, but I want to hit the brakes when it goes to stop. My truck kind of drives straight by itself. So, well, the steering wheel's upside down, so it's um it's kind of um I want to say scary, but you're a little you're a little nervous. I'd say I'm a little nervous because I'm a control freak. So, it's not doing as it's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I mean, actually, it she drives all right, you know? I mean, probably a man. >> Is this a male Tesla or a female Tesla or you don't know yet? >> I'd say Tessy is probably a chick, but >> yeah, maybe. >> I don't see this the part I don't like. Oh my god. >> It just did it on its own. It knows that this is an idiot. And I won't say the name of the company. >> See, cuz look at all the cars right here. As you can see over here on the heads-up display, it's kind of giving a feedback. It's reading all that stuff. >> All right. So, what if I hit self-driving, but then I kind of freak out, it won't take that. >> As soon as you Yeah, as soon as you take touch the wheel, pull it, it's on you or the brake. Probably should have told you that before you get in. >> So, if I touch the wheel Yeah. Appreciate you letting me know that experience next time, fella. >> Yeah. >> Is it against the law if I went to sleep right now? Um, yeah, probably if you went to sleep. But >> look, >> no, it wouldn't be against the law unless you hit somebody. >> Look at that. >> See if See how long it takes you like before to detect that you're not paying attention. >> Start freaking out. >> Oh my gosh. >> I would be like that if I was drinking and driving. Not that I ever did that, but I'm saying if I was drinking and driving. >> Try to nap and see if it'll detect if you're napping. >> Will it do it? Okay. >> Will it start yelling at me? Does it talk to you too? >> Not really. It will, I think. But the map's >> a good test. >> You're still sleeping? >> Yeah. I mean, I don't got mine. That >> was a good test. >> Hey. Hey. Hey, mother. >> It's a good test. >> I didn't like that cuz >> it's safer than you driving cuz it's going to pick you and pick it up. >> I don't I that truck. He did pick that up. >> He did pick it up. >> Does it detect if you're on your phone? >> Yeah, it does. So, you get in trouble. >> Yeah. I'm going try it. >> Nothing new. >> Yeah. It's making you touch the wheel. Touch the wheel a little bit. >> Touch the wheel just a little bit. Like give it like a little slight turn. Yeah. See, it it knew you were on the phone, so it wants you to give it feedback on the wheel. >> So, you're paying attention. >> Yeah. You could still just trick it like this, right? >> Well, no. You got to touch the wheel. It's looking for input on the wheel. >> I don't know, man. I I'm not really sold on this. >> I'm impressed. >> I'm not. >> What do you mean you're not sold? >> I just think >> What's there to sell? >> Well, what what if this goes dead? >> He just stops. >> Okay, that that works out good with the car behind it. >> This is the part where I don't like I don't have no control of what's going on. I ain't talking. >> You're stopping in front of right behind that car. What are you What are you so nervous now? This guy's a numb nut. Like there's no one in front of him. So >> look how far ahead he sees only one. >> Apply slight turning force. Just Yeah. There you go. >> Why you say that for? >> Just making sure you're paying attention. >> Well, he needs to pay attention. He's the one driving. Why do I got to do turning force? She, he, it, pronoun alphabet gang. Whatever the name she is of it, or it pronoun. >> It's a girl. >> It's a It's a It's a herodite. >> It's a girl. >> What's that? >> It's like a They got both sexes. >> So, what's the difference between driving this and your pickup truck? >> I got control at all times on my pickup truck. And I've been driving a lot longer than Tessy. >> Tessy ain't had her license that long. >> I did see your truck. It's got quite a few things on it. It had nothing to do with that. I want I want to talk about this. I will neither >> what do you say? >> Confirmed nor deny. >> I will I plead the fifth. But listen, Jess, he ain't that great at driving. I'm sorry. Can she hear me? >> He's staying a lot better on the lane than you would be. >> You're crazy. You never even rode with me. You got so much control. You won't let me drive you around in my truck. Have you ever rode in my truck with me? >> Yes, he has. Because store, >> we hopped in for two seconds. We drove through the gate. time. >> This is the part I don't like about it when it comes to >> You've already made that clear. >> Well, I don't like it. >> You've already made that clear. The chances of this thing smacking into somebody is far less than you do. >> And and and what data do you have to back that up, sir? >> Uh Tim Tim data. >> Listen, Chief. >> Yeah. >> Chief um Jarrett, what data? How long has this car been driving by itself that you can back that data? 1300 miles so far. >> Okay. But but I've drove way more than 1300 miles in Southwest Florida than this car has. >> People are driving Teslas all over. >> Okay. But how long has a self-driving Tesla been driving that you can back up data that it's a lot less likely for it to crash than me to crash? This is nuts. >> So it records. >> This is a crazy thing, bro. You told me that you had it drive you say to Orlando, I think you when you first got it. >> Fort Lauderdale. >> In Lauderdale. >> Go all the way to Fort Lauderdale. You never touched a wheel except maybe correcting. >> Yeah. Or whatever. But yeah, for some reason it doesn't like you too much. >> Yeah. Well, I'm used to that. But >> car, >> buddy. What have I done? That's so bad. >> I think you're such a The camera picks you up. Well, put it that way. >> I'm I'm a bigger fella. Oh, so this car is racist against husky fellas. >> Husky, >> man. Let's see how fast he comfortable. >> Let's see how fast he can take off. How's this bad boy run on the interstate? Does it start going fast? >> Does it stay at the speed limit always? >> No, it's And if it's in hurry mode, it goes about 80. And if it's in standard, it'll pretty much stay a couple. >> We only got 71%, buddy. >> In one mile to Michael G. >> Well, you're the one driving. Why are you telling me? >> Don't Don't talk back. Oh my god. >> Yeah, you're like talking back. See, moving over to the right. >> I don't like this part either. >> I like this part. >> You like it though? Cuz I'm not driving, Janna. >> Yeah. >> Really? because he's bad driver. >> I'm not a bad driver, too. >> I'm a very good driver. >> I'd like my fifth amendment. >> I'm not an angry driver. I just think that people don't, you know, >> this is this is a little freaky. I don't like the fat. I can handle the slow, but I don't know if I like it being super fast and I don't have no control. >> If you roll that little knob, it'll slow it down just a little bit. Like, so you got one that's a little bit faster than that. See how that's standard? >> Okay. >> And then you got one that's hurry. >> Uhhuh. And then you got one that's Mad Max. >> I like Mad Max. >> You want Mad Max? Is your driver's license good enough for Mad Max? >> You have a driver's license. >> John, get this out. >> You have a driver's license? >> Yes, I do have a driver's license. >> Sure. >> But I will say that they tried to put a hold on it already, but I got it cleared away. >> Oh my gosh. >> Didn't have it for 20 years. Had it back for 4 months, 3 months, and they tried to put a hold on it already. >> That's Mad Max right there. >> So Mad Max driving. >> So we're like 70 and just roll it down to >> 30. Slower down. >> Yeah, he's staying the same. >> Well, yeah. And if you go down a standard, it'll slow down more. So, >> keeping up with the traffic. >> He's actually passing the traffic. >> I wish Janna was as nice to me as she is to this car when we're driving. You know what I mean? >> Well, it's smooth, right, Johnny? You don't have to worry about nothing. >> No stress. You >> don't have to worry about nothing. A computer is driving you. >> Yeah. And then you think it'll stop for this light if it needs to. >> Okay. It's yellow up here. Is it going to stop? >> Going to stop. Yep, >> it's slowing down. I want to hit the brake when it's going fast or when it's coming to stop. I don't That's where it kind >> red light coming up, >> buddy. Come on, buddy. >> No, I don't know, man. I'm not sold on this car. >> You keep saying that, but man, it's getting you where you need to go pretty good. >> Well, I could have gotten us there already. >> Yeah. You think so? >> I have to hear this all. >> I could have got us there already. I can I can drive rings around you. >> I can drive rings around this car. >> Oh, literally >> car. >> Okay, >> let's see. Jeez. >> No, it's a Hey, >> whoa. Whoa. Slow down. >> All right, we're driving now with big country over here. >> Slow down. >> Put it together. >> Slow her down. >> Getting a little nervous. We're going to go to an intersection here. Let's go back. >> Slow down. >> Intersection. >> See if he can handle. We're going to >> He's getting a little reckless right there. Look at that. He's getting a little nerved out. All these cars around him. >> She's getting a little reckless. >> See? Here we go. >> Here we go. >> What's that red mean? That means somebody's coming up over on my left side. >> Stop. >> Well, I didn't I'm not in control. >> So, we're going to We got the left turn signal >> and we look at her breaking a law. >> Yeah. No, we we're through it first before. >> This chick, man. She's a law breaker. She's an outlaw. >> What's it? It says mode off. >> There you go. A little turn. Got to push it again. There you go. >> He's You being really been >> Man, she's a B. >> So, we got We're pulling in Dave over here. >> She's a I'm a Christian, but I got I got a finger I want to show her. >> This self-driving >> knows you have a place you need to be. And this is where we're pulling in right now. >> I think >> I know where we're at. I think >> the animal shelter. I think we need to pull in here. >> I I know where we're at. >> Get a few things taken care of. >> Well, my buddy, >> the law and order sheriff, who I think very highly of. >> Where are we going? >> Carmine is the greatest sheriff. I like him. >> Let's see if we can voted for him every time. >> Let's see if we can park it. >> Oh, shoot. >> Let's see if we can park it. Let's see if this thing parked. >> This is crazy. But but I'd be if I was wanted, I'd be all over you. I'd be >> Okay, put your uh What do I do? >> Okay, just go back. Just put your foot on the brake. >> Yeah. >> And just drive around. >> Why do I got to drive? >> No, just go ahead and drive. Just drive. >> And then uh we're going to >> we're going to find a parking spot and we're just going to let it park. >> Come on. NOT IN LEE COUNTY. >> SO, what we do right here is put your put on brake. >> Okay. >> And then all you do is push one of those little buttons right there. Right there. Or those little parking spots. And then just push start. >> Wow. This is making people who are already lazy >> like super late. >> She better pay attention. We don't need a insurance claim in the I don't like this. Tim, we're going to go to jail and Oh, Tim, >> she's doing good. >> Oh my god. She almost got us a insurance claim at Carmine with the dag on thing on the back of the place at the sher Lee County Sheriff's Office. >> Like a glove. Oh, this she ain't that good a Parker. >> Yeah, she is. >> She Okay, Gina. >> Perfect. >> That's perfect. >> You know what? You can just if you love her so >> she almost hit that Denali. >> Oh my god. >> Did she not? You were nervous. He was nervous. I seen your face. I know you you were nervous. I do. >> Is there just let her go push? Okay. And then >> Love you, Carmine. >> That's Yeah, let's Hold on. Wait. Let me get a zoom in on that. >> Put poison on the block for you. >> Lee County Sheriff's Office. dropping >> got vacancy. >> Yeah, he does. >> He tried to trick me bringing me here, but Carmine is my friend. >> That's where we're at. >> There'd be one time in my life that I would not be riding with the retired chief and I would not be coming to the jail of a car driving me that I had to stay here. >> But or not the jail, but the sheriff's office. But this car, there's a couple things I don't like. I'll give you my full um >> disclosure. >> Dis not disclosure. I'll give you my full review. >> Why is that lady sitting in the bushes >> when we're done? Cuz she's >> she now turn right on. Is she sitting in the bushes? >> She back there behind that tree. >> Give me a little assessment. Just a quick >> um overall better than I thought it was going to be. She I don't like when we were pulling out at the um where there was we pulling out the sheriff's office where all those cars were coming. I don't feel like she did good there. >> Um >> were you at the sheriff's office to do what? turn yourself in or >> No, I was going to see the Law and Order sheriff cuz I want him in my music video. The song I made there. >> There you go. There you go. >> That's for you, Carmine. No, but we just took a ride there. Tim tried to play a joke and take me to the sheriff's office. Don't be scared of my Tesla, but I got a driver's license now, so it don't matter. Now, when we first met and I didn't tell him I didn't have a driver's license a long time ago, I've been a little nervous when we pulled up there, but um but Tim never knew. No, but I had a driver's license now, so I ain't worried about it. >> Uh did good. stopping. I still don't like that a little bit. Took off, went around cars pretty good. Um, parking. She's a horrible parker. She sucks. She almost hit that Denali at the sheriff's office. Backing in. >> Did you touch anything, though? I mean, it almost hit it. Didn't even come close to it. >> It was close to when it was doing the backing in. It almost hit the Denali. Okay, listen. But it didn't hit it, but it almost did. Now, I never touched the wheel except it kept telling me to self good gravity. I think cuz I was talking and looking at the camera and moving >> your hands and all. >> Yeah, I'm an animated fella. But um overall a little bit scary. Um I guess what I'm scared of people's going to get used to this and then what if there's a malfunction in this? You know what I mean? What if 3 years from now they're like, "Oh, well we thought it was good, but then one time and you know." But um o overall pretty good. I think >> I'm giving it a 10. 10. I give it like a six. >> J, what do you think from the back seat perspective? >> It It drove really smooth. I'm impressed. I did it better than >> I'm going to my fitness. >> Did it drive better than this guy right here? >> No. >> I don't think so. >> It was smooth. It was smooth. But yeah, cause for concern. What if it malfunctions? It's like those medicines, you know, that tell you, "Hey, try take this if you have this problem." And then you find out 500 different probably like that >> part of living and see. >> Well Dave, I'm glad we made it here today. >> Thank you for letting me ride in your car. >> It's kind of fun. We grab some food. >> Yeah, we're going to get lunch. But thank you for letting me have this experience. >> You didn't have to go to the jail today. >> Not today. >> Turn yourself in. >> Well, we would have if we'd hit that Denale. >> Yeah, but we did. >> She almost did. grenades. All right. >> How do I stop it?