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Hey, when you go up to P County, don't be messing around. >> You know, he's got about five brain cells total. And three of them are on vacation and the other two aren't working. This is T dot ham. I call him a cooked ham, a baked ham, a done ham, done ham in the jail. He's already out on bond. And he goes into the Dollar General in Frost Proof. I guess y'all are going to get tired of me saying it. stores have cameras and he steals Tide Pods to the tune of about $263 and walks out. They notify the sheriff's office. My great detectives arrive. One of my detectives says, "Hey, I know that guy. I just arrested him for a bunch of burglaries." So, this goober smoocher now is going doortodoor with the stolen product. So, we're collecting witnesses, right? Yeah. He came here and tried to sell it. Told us it was part of a coupon campaign he was involved in. So, we issued a warrant for his arrest and our colleagues in Highlands County at the sheriff's office found him, put him in jail. This dude is a thief. If this guy's not in jail, he's going to be breaking into your house or stealing your stuff. Five brain cells, three on vacation. The other two aren't working. >> Every sheriff in America should take a page out of Grady Jud's book cuz he don't play around.
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