[Music] Dave, let me ask you. You're your colonoscopy time. Is it colonoscopy or pee or >> No, you ain't peeing the other stuff. >> Hey, have you ever done What do you How do you do? You go to the the place and get the the You go to the [ __ ] in a box. >> But I got like four of them at home. >> Poop in a box. >> I got extra ones. You want one? I could have gave you one if you >> I've done the poop in a box. >> And me, too. But you know the the craziest thing in the poop in the box >> John is using them to hold up stuff at home. I see. What is it? Oh, that's my colonoscopy box. Holding that up. >> You know, like a poop in a box, right? But the funny thing is when >> Jack in the Box >> when you take it to the UPS store and turn it in, you know, you're like, "Hey, here's my poop in a box." >> Yeah. I don't usually tell them. >> I kind of wrap it up like a Christmas present. >> But but it is it's just that it's it's >> But I wrap mine like Christmas pres >> So they don't know what I'm sending. I don't like >> you put you put like the brown paper on it. >> You know what they told me last time? They go, "You don't got to fill it that much." I was like, "Buddy, when it got to going, it was over with. I ain't taking that." >> Hey, you got a 50 lb a 50 gallon poop in the box bag, >> buddy. I will fill her up. >> Hey, what's what's the largest dump you've ever taken? Do you ever have to break it with a fork? >> You, buddy, you want me to call my sister again? >> What's the buddy? >> I've let some big turds. I'm telling you, man. It looked like a dag on tape one. >> You clean the house up? You clean the house? >> I just dropped it down there. >> Yeah. >> You call it a road. >> Do you ever do you ever like have one that wouldn't flush and you had to break it with a fork? >> My whole life? >> Yeah, >> buddy. I've over I'm going to tell you, call my sister. I've overflowed everybody's toilet in my whole family. >> Really? >> My sister's made me poop in the basement. I cannot use her normal bathroom. >> Why? >> Poop on >> cuz my turds are that big, man. >> So, do they do they go like this? >> Well, yeah. eventually flip up. >> Eventually, you >> ever turn that flipped up, >> buddy? I've had them just roll, look like a python in the dag on ever. >> Let me ask you this question. This is a question for everybody out there. How many days does it take for corn to show up in your poop? >> Well, mine shows up next day. >> Next day. What? 24. They say that's about right. >> Yeah. Mine come out, buddy. >> That's how carrots. >> That's how I do a colonos corn. >> I do I bubble gum eat a gear. >> You know, they say bubble gum stays in you. That's a lie. I poop it out all the time. >> Bubblegum. Have you ever ate bubble gum and seen it come out the other side? >> Do I need to get my wife on the camera? >> What is wrong with you? >> Cuz I swallow bubble gum. >> What is wrong with you? >> How have it? >> You swallow bubble gum? >> I'm the only person in the world swallows bubble gum. >> So the worst thing is is you probably look for the bubble gum. >> Yes, I do. >> Do you go through the >> Have you ever been to Loveboat ice cream where you look at the Superman? >> No. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. the Superman ice cream where it's like all different colors. That's what my turds look like when I eat bubble gum >> after like a birthday >> after bubble gum and bubble gum and it's all in there. I don't know. >> I don't know. But get this. This is a health. This is a health reel. Go get your colonoscopy. >> No, for real. Once you get I guess I'm freaking 50. I can't say that I'm thrilled. I never dated why known a rider and I probably never will. You ever heard that song by Kid Rock? >> I have. >> All the kids call me old man. I need a dog sir and a prostate exam. >> Hey listen Dave. >> Yes sir. >> Do give me give me that little one little uh rapping line you usually good at. >> I don't know. >> Hook us up with a with a free freestyle right now. >> Oh man. I'm tired. Let me get on here. All right, check it out. Boom. When you turn on YouTube, you only click on the only reaction channel. It's a cop and the con. We going to keep going on to the break and dawn. Send them videos to early morning. >> Wow. >> Hey, buddy. >> You just roll that one up right now. >> I just made that up right. I made it up right then. >> Freestyle. Make sure to watch us cop and con. >> Subscribe >> and get your colonoscopy. >> Put in a box. >> We got boxes. >> Do the real thing. Actually, Janna makes like Christmas trees out of them. We got some They just show up. I just kicked that side. Like, Dave, I go, "We got another one of these." They just send them to us. >> How much does a poop in the box cost? >> I don't know, man. I'm >> making some money. >> I don't know. I'm on medic, man. >> Someone's just joking. >> How much poop in a box cost? >> It cost about $60. >> We're getting a little goofy right now. >> All right, we're going to have to edit some of this. >> No. In the box. Poop in the box. Open the box. I got it up. [Music]