on the porch out here right now, but he came to the restaurant. He's s sleeping on the table. He's got a black guy. He acts like he's been drinking. And I asked him to leave cuz he was in disturbing our guest and he told me to [ __ ] off and just sat there and didn't get up. So then he finally got up and came out here and he's been out here the whole time. Okay. Yeah, definitely. I don't want him to sit down here. Okay. How you doing, sir? How you doing, sir? What's up, bro? What's going on? So, so we're good. Um, how you doing? Good. How are you? Uh, I'm good. I'm good. I'm very good. [Music] Um, I'm good. All right. Let me let me get out of here, man. Okay. Okay. What's going on with you in the store today? What you say? Let me get out of here. What did you say? No. What's going on with you in the store? Why are we arguing with the store? No, not at all. Just not at all. Just I'm ready. We're ready to go. That [Music] good push. Huh? Good push. Hey, she wanted me. My um manager wanted me to tell you that he was already trespassed for public today. Okay. You what? What are you talking about? Pay attention to me. You don't know how it happened. Your eye. Yeah. Okay. I'm good. Do you have ID on you? Yes. How you doing? Did you drive here? No, I can't drive. Why? I can't drive. Like physically can't drive? I can't drive. I I'm I'm Is your license suspended? I mean, there's Well, I can't drive, ma'am. I don't know who you're getting loud with, but it's not going to be me. You understand that? It's a simple question. I'm trying to figure out how you're going to get out of here cuz obviously you're way too intoxicated to walk down the street. You're going to walk in a truck. That's not That's not the key at all, bro. Okay. That's not the problem at all, man. There's a credit card. I know. Okay. Okay. Smart ass. Here. That's not an ID right there. Yeah, I know. Oh, there's one of three. What do you want? One. You want to take one of one of them? Here you go, bro. Your ID, your driver's license. Yeah, I know that. I know that, smart ass brother. Here. You're about 2 seconds. You're going to cuff. I hope you understand that. So, keep it. ID, please. Thank you. What is going on with you? Leave me alone, man. Leave me alone. Please. Leave you alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Please. I'm not bothering you. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me alone. That's all you got to do. Leave me alone. Okay. Leave me alone. I'm not bothering you. Yeah, you leave me alone. Hey, Douglas. Yes, sir. Question for you. Yes, sir. So, are we getting a call from the store saying that you're causing an disturbance inside? Explain that. [Music] Um, I just kind of just go, man. Not right. No. No. I ask you a question. Why are we causing disturbance inside of the restaurant? You ask all these You could ask all these guys. I'm I'm actually the nicest guy in this [Music] whole It is what it is. Good question. Good question. Where you stay? Which one? [Applause] Um, [Applause] North Beach. Yes, that is the city. Which hotel are you staying at? Beach. So, you don't even know where you're staying? Beach. How do you get there? That's it. I That's where I want to go. And that's that's where I want to go. I can't get you anywhere if you don't tell me where you're going. Okay. That's where I want to go and stay in all the info. Okay. Can I ask you a couple questions, sir? Kind of. Kind of. How many quarters make a dollar? [Music] You be a smartass. No, I'm not. Four. Who's the president? Trump. Okay. What year is it? 25. Okay. And what city are we in? Port St. Lucy. We're not in Port St. Lucy, but yeah, we are. We good? Yeah. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? I like you. That's That was funny. She That's good. I'm just wondering. A dog. I love dogs. Mickey Mouse is a cat or a dog. No, I love dogs. Okay. All right. So, how are we? Yeah. All right. So, how we how we resolve the situation? No, I'm asking how we get you to where you're going. That's all I need to know. So, why that that's that's where we want to resolve this situation. Okay. Vero. That's where I want to go. You're in Vero. I I'm scared. I don't know where I You're in Vero Beach. I don't know where I don't know where I'm at. You're in Vero Beach. That's 12th Street and this is US1. Are you serious? Yes. I literally don't know where I'm at. I know. I'm not I'm not [ __ ] with you. I don't know where I'm at right now. Well, I'm telling you, you're in Vero Beach. Okay. Okay. That's where I want to be. Okay. Well, you're here. So, where are you staying? How can we get you somewhere? I paid five nights. I paid five nights there. Where? There at the hotel. Which hotel? That hotel. Buddy, you know how many hotels are in Vero Beach? Damn it, man. You You're tough, man. I like I mean, but Okay. Okay. Okay. So, okay. Smart ass. I'm not being a smart ass. Yeah, you are. But I like you. I like you. You're cute and you're funny and she's cute. Right. Right. She's cute. Right. Okay. So, that's where I want to be at. That's where I want to be. Vero. You're in Vero. I'm in Bureau. I'm That's where I want to be at. And And I'm I paid five nights and All right. So, here's the deal. Listen. Yeah. I I'm This is This It's Douglas, right? Call me Doug. Doug? Yeah. Doug? Yes. Okay. Listen to me for one second. All right. So, they're requesting that you be trespassed from this property. So, he's filling out some paperwork. In the meantime, my sergeant here and I are going to figure out how to get Yes, sir. My sergeant here and I are going to figure out how we can get you somewhere safe. Okay. If we cannot figure out how to get you somewhere safe, we're going to have no choice but to take you to the hospital. No, don't want to do that. Okay. So, I need you to work with me. So, let's let's Okay, so listen. How you doing? You're the sergeant. You're the boss. I'm talking to her. Okay. And you're cute. Okay. And you're very We're past that. Okay. We're past that. We're past that. Okay. So, this is where I want to be at. Let's Let's go way past that. And I want to go go to the hotel. And what hotel? Vero. You're buddy. Vero. Do you have a hotel? Yes, I do. You have a hotel, too? I do have a bureau. I have the same Yes. $500. I don't care about the money. You say $500. I just paid. Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing here? Just relax. Like I said, we tried to work with you, buddy. I'm not trying to stay there and the beer corner. I don't think so. You don't think so? No, I I don't know. You fill out the trespass. I understand that, but they also want your trespass, too. Do you want me to fill that out or I can do it? All right. Just have them sign it real quick and then you'll be done and then you you can drop off the um but but I'll I'll find it here. Let go. Okay. Okay. Do you let me go? Can you let me go? You're not going to let me go. Walk. Okay. Okay. That way. Face that way and walk. Okay. Okay. Uh, nobody's fighting. Nobody's fighting with me. You can't walk. So, I'm going to walk you. You understand that? Nobody's fighting with me. You just Nobody's fighting with me. I'm not worried about you fighting. You just can't walk to the point where you push me into a freaking salary, dude. Nobody's fighting with me. What I'm saying? What are y'all doing? We're taking you to jail is what we're doing. Stay there. Why y'all taking me to jail? For disorderly intoxication. Are you serious? Oh my. Yes, we've we've tried. Do not push off that car. Yes. Wow. Spread your feet. Spread your feet. What are you talking about? Okay. What are you for? What? Pretty simple statement, man. I know, but what did I do wrong? What am I doing wrong? Okay. Okay. But I'll explain it to you. Oh, stop. I'm not I'm not in business. What did I do wrong with my feet? I asked you to spread your feet. He asked you to spread your feet. We have a policy that we ask, we tell, and then we make. Okay. My feet, man. Stop. I got like I'm just disobeying. You know, I'm not disobeying. I'm I'm being very nice to you guys. Come on, man. You know I'm being courtesy does, man. Stop. Stop. Nobody's fighting with her. Just slide over. Nobody's fighting with you, man. I'm helping you get in the car. Nobody's fighting with you, man. Nobody said you were fighting. Yeah, you are. Okay, calm down. What, man?