I can murder the frog and then you can give me the electric chair. No, ma'am. Do you know what I did two days ago? There was no telling me. I murdered a crane. The crane's on the side of the the the the highway. Why'd you do that? I clearly I'm a dangerous person behind a closed business. On March 18th, 2025, officers responded to a call about a 22-year-old Florida woman who allegedly attempted to burglarize a vehicle in St. Petersburg. Following the incident, she fled from police and hid inside a playground slide at Lake Vista Park, where officers found her after hearing her phone ringing. After she was found, she was resisting the arrest. Is that next lot? Yes, that's fine. Yes, that's fine. Okay. All right. So, I want you to read it. Okay. Make sure you fully understand it. You walk the back the front walking toward the and then walk the rest of the school. Dark fence hood animals thrown things over the fence. Toys over the fence into the next one. Yes. You can agree with that. Uh-huh. Okay. I need you to raise your right hand. I need to think first. Wait. I do hair. I don't do this all day. Raise your right hand. You swear and affirm that this is the truth. the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Understand that a false police report is a misdemeanor charge. Yes. Okay. So, I need you to sign your name right here. Today's date is the 10th. Okay. I'll go ahead and put the date in for you. Close. Right. And two of you are protecting a close. Stop resisting. Stop. Resisting. Pretty clear instructions. [Applause] Stop. Stop pulling your head. Almost. [Applause] [Applause] Stand up. Madison, you can come over. What is that in the back? [Applause] Why? Why all that extra stuff? Get my frog. Getting your what? My frog. Getting your frog. What does that mean? My pet frog. I take him out once in a while. Is there anything sharp on you? Anything sharp on you? What's your name? All unit one. What's your name? [Applause] Let's go with Julie and [Applause] you want to be called Julie. I called her detain. Julie, is there anything sharp on you? Listen, at this point, what's happened is has happened. We have to go through this process. So, there's no point in making it any more difficult than it already has been. Okay? Come over here by the fence. What's that? There's a gate there. There's a gate over here. See that? Yo, left. I got him. That's how I came in. Go around the Go around the uh bike. I'm gonna go by the back tire [Applause] here. All right, Julie. Is there anything sharp on you? Needles, anything? All right. You understand that? Now, face me. Look at me. You have dirt all over your face. I'm taking it off. Listen, I don't know what you had going on. I don't know what you were doing before I got here. But what's done is done. Now we got to go through this process. I've been through this process. So, I'm not talking to anyone and do whatever you need to do. You guys are going to do it anyway. Yeah, I was just going to talk talk to you about all that. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, maybe use evidence against you. You ever talk to an attorney, have him or her with you now anytime during questioning. I cannot afford an attorney. Won't be appointed to represent you. If anytime you wish to stop talking to me or have an attorney present, all question will be stopped at your request. You understand these rights? You understand these rights? Fair [Applause] enough. We don't have a female deputy working the night. Spread your feet, please. Spread your feet, please. [Applause] If you want to make this a miserable experience, that's entirely up to you. We don't have to be. [Applause] The lizards do a good enough job of it. Keep your foot where it is. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. And this lizard [ __ ] You know what we do? You guys just don't run out of tricks. Did I tell you get inside yet? Change cars. [Applause] Surround people. Go ahead and sit down in there, please. What was there? So, when we got back there, um, Sergeant had her on the We want to try to get a hold of What's up? Do we want to get a hold of meds? I haven't heard any reason to. No, no, I haven't either. I'm just asking a question. We didn't. You just No, no. Mine my handle placed on her shoulder blades to to control the front cuffed. Come on out of the car, please. Face the car. Now, again, I don't have any female deputies, so I can't even offer. You want to spread your feet, please? spread the fleet. We already did that before and she wouldn't she wouldn't pay attention. No. If there's anything you did have or got rid of in there, this is all recorded in the camera, so I'm hoping you're not doing I don't see anything inside. Okay. Did you eat something just now that you would need a medical team for for some reason? I don't think that would be dangerous to you. Can't say that. There's this. Okay. Right here. What's that? Safety pin with a key. There's that. You can take it if you want. I don't think it's a big deal. These are witches. I don't know what that means. Is this a big deal? No, it's just kind of funny. What is wrong with Nothing about this is funny. Nothing. Do you want that key, bud? Yeah. Okay, we'll get it in a minute. Is it paper clipped on there or Yeah, it's just clipped on there. What is this? The smallest key in the world for my heart. Key for your heart. It's coming up on Valentine's Day. She's got a small little uh key. Smallest key I've ever seen in my life. Little safety key pin to her. Adorable key. See my frog and I we can't afford we can't afford a house. Wait a second. So I this would make sense. Is this your frog's key? Is that why it's so small? That's exactly it. Hold that. Are we good, man? No. I just want to finish. No problem. What? What is the purpose of this to see how big my [ __ ] dick is? What is the purpose of this? It's not that unfortunately. Go ahead and take your shoes off. That is not Yes, ma'am. Please take your shoe off. Your shoes are off. Please take your shoe off, ma'am. Shoes are coming off. Take them off or I can take them off. It's up to you. Take your shoe off, ma'am. Take your shoe off, ma'am. All right. Sit down, then. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Scrap. She is a scrapper. I'm not a scrapper. This is a new procedure that I've never seen in my entire life. That's fine. Go ahead and grab anything else new I should know about. You'll find out. Um I don't want to find out in a police brutality kind of way. Well, everything's being recorded. Police brutality kind of way. Everything is on camera, ma'am. Everything. Closed business. I was back here with my frog. Why? Because I'm a nature nut. nature minus the nature part. And I would prefer if you guys just gave me the electric chair if you guys plan on doing anything, you know, outrageous. So, you're afraid of police brutality, but you want us to elect you? That's exactly what I was calling. Um, I don't think we need to put those shoes back on. You want to You want to hop on there? I can murder the frog and then you can give me the electric chair. No, ma'am. You know what I did two days ago? There's no telling, man. I murdered a crane. The crane's on the side of the the the the highway. Why'd you do that? I clearly I'm a dangerous person behind a closed business. Was the crane trying to get your frog? You defended. I mean, it's possible. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. I'm really not comfortable. Okay. Can you get back in the car, please? Nothing extra. You got Please get back in the car. You guys have my wallet. Why don't you I'll pay for a cab to the police station. It's all very extremely scary. You can get in the car and overwhelming. You can fly back in, please, ma'am. This way we don't have to stand in front of you. Once once you're in the car, we'll close the door and you'll be all by your lonesome. Just two of you is too much. Just two. And then still how many? One, two, three, four, five. Five. And how many cars? Please get out. Yes. You going to stand right here for me? I'm going to ask is28. [Applause] The woman faces charges of burglary and resisting arrest without violence. She was later released after posting a $5,500 bond. Want to watch more videos like this one? Click the one on the screen now.