Please extend that I'm sorry to everyone. What are you asking? Can you say I'm sorry to to someone? I'll apologize for all of this. do that. I will apologize, okay? I'll apologize for my mistakes. On April 1st, 2025, an Albuquerque man went into a local bank with what appeared to be a handgun and displayed a note to tellers saying, "Call the police, I have a gun." The man did not stay too long in the bank lobby and fled to his car in the parking lot. The Albuquerque Police Department rushed to the scene and started to lock down the area. Police spent hours talking with the man for a peaceful surrender. He was seen by officers drinking alcoholic beverages during the standoff. Hang on, we all have choices, okay? And you have one as well. No, you haven't eliminated them all. You're sitting here talking to me, and that's a choice, and that's a good choice. I I do. They're You know, honestly, man, they're old enough that I'm glad they won't have to deal with this whenever whenever they're older. Just put the firearm down, and we can talk. We can keep talking. Okay? No, let's not do that. No, I don't want you to do that, okay? You want to Keenan. What's Don't Can you put the firearm down? No, Keenan, this isn't just a mission. I genuinely care. I want to try and get you the help that I can. He's uh Keenan, listen, man, we want to help you. We We We want to do this the right way and I need you to put that gun down so we can. Keenan, you got three you got three options here that care very much about you. We've been talking to you now for almost an hour and we're I'm not giving up yet and they're not either. We want to try and take care of this. We want to do it with you alive. Death is a very permanent solution. At one point he told officers he needed to pee and then he stepped out of the vehicle to urinate beside his car and then returned to the vehicle. Shortly after he decided to surrender to police. Yes, in line, please. I was hoping he would get a high ground guy up. On your right. Hey, comply or force will be used against you. Hey, if he steps away from that door Hey man, I don't need you to do it, okay? Hey, just give me some commands. Hey man, you are under arrest. You need to follow our commands or force will be used against you. You got a shot? Okay. You want to try a beanbag? I don't want to I don't want to push him back in. Sir, you are under arrest. This is the Albuquerque Police Department. Get your hands up. You need to come to the sound of my voice with your hands up and empty. Hey, after his cigarette done and he doesn't Yeah. walk him back and just have him go back in the car. Yep. Start walking back. Nope. Hey man, if you attempt to go back to that car force is going to be used against you. Hey, I pulled it. They're on the phone with them on CNT. He's down the outside from me. Yeah, there's something he's not supposed to be. I already told him no. Negative, but we have a plan in place to take him. He's actually following commands now. Walking back. YOU'RE WALKING BACK TOWARDS THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. KEEP WALKING BACK. KEEP WALKING BACK. KEEP WALKING. INTERLACE YOUR FINGERS on top of your head. Keep him coming all the way. Bring him all the way. Go ahead, keep walking back. Keep walking back. You want to go right over here? Yeah. Keep walking back. Stop. Go down to your knees. Apple computer, okay? Ready? 1 2 3. Hey, uh let's just get him inside for now. I know it's compact in the sack. Let's uh Let's just uh let's So, we're going to have you sit back here for now while we get everything cleared. We'll uh fix those cuffs for you, okay? You're okay. I appreciate you coming out. Thanks for coming out, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I shouldn't have. Well, I'm glad you did. If you want to turn that way, I'm going to fix your handcuffs. I just didn't want to hurt you guys. Sure. Or make any Actually, go ahead and step out again. It'll be easier. You're a bigger guy and there's not a lot of room. This is for your safety. Yes, sir. Okay. I'll place you in the car soon. Yeah. See, I'm a big fat cop so you need a bunch of us. What were you saying back there? Uh six-pack and whatever I threw at the [ __ ] screens. I just wanted to die. But you all were very persuasive. I appreciate that, Canyon. I'm sorry. You're okay. You're all right. We're just glad that Yeah, we're you're here, you're safe, you're breathing, you're talking to us, okay? And it it sounds like you're going through a lot, but I'm going to fix this one too, okay? There we go. Go ahead and have a seat down. I I can if I resisted this morning, you know, you just be easy if I can I'm sorry. You're all right. Hey Keenan. Are you injured, girl? No, sir. Okay, I know you were drinking alcohol, but any drugs on board? No, sir. All right. I'm sorry. You're good, man. Hey. [ __ ] happens. I know. It does. I shouldn't have done I should have just ran to the [ __ ] pistol and killed myself. Sure. That would have been so much more I'm I'm really glad you didn't, and there's a reason you didn't. have a pistol in the car. I'm sorry for lying. Hey. That's all right, man. No, dude, it's not. You're in a shitty situation with your best friend, your son, and your girl. Tell me how you found out about that. Did you walk in on them? Did she just disclose? Your Did your friend tell you? I saw it in texts, man. Oh, texts. I saw it in I saw everything. On her phone or his? Her phone. Sorry to hear that, man. She's not my kid. Can Can you please extend that I'm sorry to everyone? I'm so sorry. You asking? Can you say I'm sorry to to someone? I'll apologize for you. I will apologize, okay? Give me just a second. I'm going to close the door. I'm going to bring you back, okay? Let's go down to the Did these get unlocked? Yeah, I'm going to have you hop out for a second, okay, brother? Oh, [ __ ] I'll get you in. Yeah, I'll get you Goddamn. All right, stand right there for a second. Hi. Hi. So, because we used force against you, I have to take some photographs to document injuries that you have, okay? All right. So, I'm just going to take a couple and they're going to rotate you while I do it. Do you have any injuries from today? No. No, ma'am. No? Okay. What about your face from No, ma'am. Y'all were perfect. perfect? Okay. All right. Let's face that way. Uh let's see Uh uh uh All right. All right. Now we're facing the car. Can you see it just like that or is Hey, man. You got Hey, look at this guy. Look at this [ __ ] beard, though. God damn [ __ ] So, it'd be my old electric grill set up. Hey, man. You got Huh? Are you able to get any like I can do that. All right. So, you're like this. Can you turn him this way? I just want to see the other side. Uh yes. Uh can you loosen left side? Yeah, I can take a look at it. more. I mean, y'all Y'all can beat me to [ __ ] man. Okay. Take a look at this. You said the left one? Yes, sir. Okay. Yeah, let me Hey, hey, thank you for your help, man. Give me a little bit of degrees. Look. Thank you so much for your job. Thank you for being cooperative. We appreciate it. god damn. Is that better? Uh can I Oh, you want to turn it? Yes, sir. Okay. I apologize, sir. You're good. Look. I I All right. Go and turn your Turn your Yeah. I'm turning it. Oh. There you go. Hey, man. When I get raped, do you think I Do you think I beat them, though? Am I getting Am I getting hit raped at the ass, though? Am I getting No, man. You'll be all right. You'll be all right. All right, let me double Let me double up. go. You got it. All right, now she's going to get this side. So, face towards me. Face towards me. You got a mustache. Hey, man. You have a good ass beard. Thank you, man. Hey, man, I wish you shot me, man. I wish I died, though. This is [ __ ] You turn to face me, I'm just going to get one of you. I just got your face earlier. Okay, I don't see anything else. All right, you can have a seat again, Keenan, and you're good. Awesome, I'm so glad I'm going to hell, man. Can I get a [ __ ] in front of me, though? Uh we got to we got to keep him behind until you get to MDC. Got you. And then we'll then we'll switch him right back. All right. 48. I want to talk to you. About? Uh strangling a 34 in order to get shot by the 34s. Trying to induce uh some sort of using force and or uh 270. Okay. So, but we're here to just give him access to restroom and that's it. And All right, Keenan, we're going to just get you to the restroom, okay? Yeah, I got you. I got you. Oh, [ __ ] I got you. Oh, [ __ ] Any blood? Thank you so much. You're welcome. Hey, tell tell that dude congratulations for [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Oh, [ __ ] I'm about to pee my pants, bro. Yeah, it's right to the right. Awesome. Don't look at my dick, yo. All right, we don't want to look at that. You unbuckle me. Well, okay. We're going to have to You need one hand and you can buckle whatever it buckles or wherever. I just got to piss. Oh, that's what you said. Thanks, boss. What am I getting charged with? All right, come on here on this side. Yes, sir. What am I getting charged with? At least the left hand is left hand. All right. Just don't try to fight with us or nothing, man, okay? Thank you. I'm going to bring my lawyer right now. What am I getting charged with? We'll discuss that in a sec, okay? Go to the restroom first. Thank you, sir. Free on bond. Got it. Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hey, man, I need you to get shot, please. All right, go to the restroom, go to the restroom, okay? No, it's all cuz of the the use of anything and us being witnesses, at least I'm a witness. Uh, so I told him to go back. Oh, okay. So, I'm just going to give him a potty break. I'm good. I'm sorry. Wait for me. Good. Better? Ah! All right. All right. Let's flip these back over. fantasy football or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah? What you got? Oh, man. I finished third in my league last year. Oh, god damn, boy. Okay. All right. Bring this arm back down. Yes, sir. Thank you, man. Hey, let me see your cell. You play fantasy football? No, bro. No? I believe you, bro. You got this. Who's your team? The Vikings, man. The Vikings, dude. They almost did it. No, dude. That [ __ ] Let me go. All right. This is This way, bro. Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, the Vikings came on pretty strong this year. They just That sucked, man. They only They only lost like one game like You might be going pretty far into the season. Going this way? Uh this way right here. This way? Yes, sir. Oh, hell, that hurt. Thank you so much, MDFI. Uh not yet. Oh, where am I going, you know? You got to You got to take you back. A few days later, police searched his vehicle was searched, and they found an air pistol that resembled a gun. I think it's a pepper ball gun. You can do that or something. I think it's a pepper ball, like the pepper paint balls. Yeah. Let me see. You got it? Yeah. You want to photograph that? Oh, yeah. I'll photograph it outside. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. And we're good to go. Hold on. Okay. Oh, dude. Seal team six. Yeah. All right. You scared me. Sorry. Pull up the car trigger load. Yeah. No. They'll reject it. Yeah. Woo. Is that the gun you guys saw? Yeah. This is the one he was holding to his head. Get my picture. He is charged with felony armed robbery, shooting threat, and negligent use of a deadly weapon.