The guy in today's body cam manages to start out at about an 11 and somehow crank it to a 43 within seconds. He's asking to go to jail, accusing officers of stabbing him with invisible needles, threatening people with imaginary snipers, and somehow convincing himself that everyone else is the problem. This is one of those body cam videos when just when you think the chaos has finally peaked, somebody says, "Hold my half gallon of milk." >> Excuse me. >> What's going on, man? What's going on? >> Um take me to jail. >> For what? >> Help, please. Please. Please. >> Can you grab his backpack? I got it. >> Oh, somebody record this [ __ ] >> Careful, he's got a knife. I got him. I got him. >> Hey, oh, god damn it. Sorry. Sorry, sir. Sir. Ah. [ __ ] >> 42, we got one secure. >> still blow up. >> need to hobble him. >> I don't know. I'm not really in control of that [ __ ] >> You can go grab your hobble. >> God damn. >> What are you doing? >> Stop. >> What are you doing? >> Oh, I'm not moving. >> Why are you doing this? >> I'm not moving. >> Why are you doing this? >> Um I It's uh It's for god damn uh [ __ ] ass [ __ ] I'm holding the god damn bottle pointing at the mother >> Hey. >> He hit me with a broom. Go ahead. >> [laughter] >> ONLY IN FLORIDA, MAN.