Cuz you gave us a fake name, and you didn't provide your identification. >> I have actually >> want me to print out the statutes for you at the jail? >> like that, actually. >> I'll print it out for you. >> staff officer's >> Staff officer's? What's a staff officer? My unit wants my name? >> Oh, I know your name. >> Payne Pinella? I don't know staff What's a staff officer? >> Okay, you can talk to Sergeant Pinella. >> What's that? You're not military. >> Yeah, I am. >> Never mind. >> I was military. I was in the Army. >> I've never heard of a staff officer. >> Yeah, there's no such thing as a staff officer. >> Listen to her trying to sound like she knows something. [laughter] I've never heard of a staff officer. Well, then she referred to the military. She's mixing up the military and law enforcement. She's just trying to sound smart. She's just repeating she saw on TV. Man, she really doesn't seem very worried, does she? She is so overly confident that she's not legally >> [laughter] >> under arrest. Not legally under arrest. This isn't real. >> [laughter] >> She's going to feel so stupid tomorrow. I think she's got hair in her face, and she can't get it off because her hands are handcuffed behind her back. That would be, honestly and truly, if I was to ever be handcuffed by a police officer >> [laughter] >> If I was to ever be handcuffed by a police officer and have my hands behind my back, that would be the most annoying part. Because you guys always see me messing with my hair. It's cuz I got all these little ones that like fly into my face, and I'm I That would be so annoying. I'd be like, "Please, officers, I promise to comply. Handcuff me in the front so that I can at least like, you know, get my wispies out of my face because that shit's annoying." So, as much as I want to make fun of her >> [laughter] >> as much as I want to make fun of her for standing there like I [snorts] get it. I relate. I'd probably be [laughter] the same exact way.