Why are you doing this? >> Because you're driving while you're drunk. >> Well, I'm home. >> No, you're under arrest. >> Oh. >> Do you want to do the the voluntary standardized field sobriety test to show me that you're not drunk, or are you drunk? >> I don't know why you're doing this. >> Are you drunk? >> No. >> Okay, do you want to do the voluntary field sobriety test? >> No.