Let's check out this encounter because this police officer has the patience of a saint and you're about ready to watch someone speed run every excuse in the DUI handbook all the while digging herself deeper with every single sentence. >> Here we go. You just trapped us. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> Hi, how's it going? >> Um, it's very fine. I was driving this gentleman home and you um were so close to my um rear end bumper >> Mhm. >> um that I was trying to avoid you. >> Mhm. And that's why you were driving so erratically for multiple miles? >> No, not at all. >> No. >> No. >> Okay. Is that how you're [snorts] wearing your seatbelt this entire time? >> I have double D breasts in which I just had a back surgery a couple of months ago, November 5th of last year, which I'm going through um >> Okay. You have your driver's license on you? >> Yes, of course. This is my car and I have my driver's license, of course. >> [snorts] >> Never been in a problem before in my life, so just so you know. >> Okay. >> Never [snorts] had a ticket in my life, in fact, or an accident in my life. >> Well, if that's true, if you've never actually had a ticket before in your entire life or a car accident, well, maybe you're going full force in your first one having it be a DUI. Congratulations. Your first offense ever will be a DUI. She's clearly clearly drunk.