- Police officers face all sorts of people, but often, a majority of their cases don't involve evil geniuses but really dumb people acting dumber. - Today, Detective Dale will broadcast through five cases where some truly foolish individuals managed to act so bizarrely that even the cops were left scratching their heads. - Speaking of bizarre, I must say that arresting a Pancake really raises the bar for it. - Mr. Pancake, you're under arrest. - Don't move. - Get on your belly. Get on your belly, Mr. Pancake. officers with the Columbus Division of Police in Ohio arrested a man for breaking in at a local eatery named Rooster's. The eatery's manager called the dispatch center with a description of the suspect who was wearing a leopard print onesie. Little did the officers know that this man, identified as Matthew Pancake, was a true legend, and they were up for a huge surprise. - Yeah, that makes sense that it'd be dried but it's… It looks like blood, though. - If you've got another car to slide up this way, we still have to clear this. There's about 20 exotic birds, a couple bunnies, and a couple dogs running around the parking lot right now. - RA 9190-9191, we're just on our way on the 50. - Come here. You're okay. Come here. Come here. You're okay. Come here. - 9198, copy. - Come here, buddy. You're okay. - Steve. - Boom. Nice. - There we go. - […]. Make yourself known right now. - […]. - Marty, we're going to start trying to catch all these exotic birds. - I've never touched a bird. - Yeah, I'm not a bird guy. I have no idea what to do. - You've got blood all over you, buddy. Come on. I don't know if you're going to bite or what. I've never touched a bird. - Ah, f**k. - Exactly. Exactly. - He got bit by a f*****g bird. - Yeah, I did. I was carrying it by its head. - Here, you. - Go in there. Fly away, m**********r. You can see this m**********r bit me hard. - Sure did. All right, so the question here is… So, he came out because he's leaking pretty good in there. Did he hit up there? Oh, he had to have hit up at Rooster's because that's how the rock got bloody. We never got an alarm from here, right? - Right. - He hit this place first then hit Rooster's because that's where the rock came from. - Yeah, but he's bleeding a lot more here. - He could have wrapped it up in the meantime. - Maybe. Got a net by chance? - I know. That's the thing, It's like… - I'm going to go down and talk to the keyholder. The keyholder pulled in down there. - Do what? We're good if you want to keep going south. - I hit that corner. I was like, "Why are there all these shoes and stuff on the corner of ALDI?" - He broke in at the fence. - There's blood there too. - Yeah, I think this was after the fence, though. - Well, it was… Yeah. - Oh, yeah. He broke in the fence over here. - Is there anything past here? I see s**t down there by the car. - Yeah, he threw some stuff in there. - Past ALDI, there's a bunch of… - There is still stuff past… - Yeah, there's stuff past ALDI. - Okay. All right. That's why I was coming back down here. I was… I was like, "Go back to deer tracking. Follow the blood drops." You know. - The man was nowhere to be found near the scene, but as luck would have it, the police soon received word of him snoozing peacefully on a bench at another shopping center. - Mr. Pancake, you're under arrest. - Don't move. - Get on your belly. Get on your f*****g belly. - What the heck's going on? - Do you understand? - Get on your belly. - On your belly. - Roll over. Get on your belly, Mr. Pancake. - On your belly, Pancake. - In the name of the law, Pancake, get on your belly. - What is going on? - I got one hand. - Are you kidding me? What the f**k? - Give up your other hand. - What the f**k? - Where's that hand? - The other hand is right here. - There's a lot of blood. - Yeah. - […]. - Yeah. - Good job, Mr. Pancakes. - […]. - Where are the gerbils? - Where are the gerbils? - All right. - In case nobody mentioned it already, you're under arrest. - I think we did like seven times. - All right. - You better roll him on his side. - You got any clothes on under this? - He said he was taking them for […]. - Oh, there's something in his pants. - What am I even under arrest for? This is b******t. I was literally just walking around. - Okay. What happened to your hand? - My hands are bleeding. I've been working all day. […] - There's a bunch of stuff up in here. - Things had been going smoothly until now but what the cops were about to uncover would make your skin crawl. - 5439, I'm not sure if I copy. Is it okay for the medics to go in? I told them it was. - Yeah, we got a cop out. - A bunch of glass in his pants. - Huh? - Is it glass? - Glass. - There's a dog collar. - What am I under arrest for, seriously? - Breaking and entering, theft. - Property damaging. - Oh God, there is a gerbil. - Oh, there are gerbils there. Yeah, definitely animal a***e. - What the heck? - I got a gerbil. - What the heck? - What the heck? - There's multiple gerbils in his pants. - Multiple. - Is everything okay? - We're just finding that our suspect has multiple gerbils in his pants. - Someone get my shears. - Do you have any more pets? - Do you have any more gerbils on you? Grab my shears, and cut further up that pant leg, and probably this one because there's s**t in there too. - I don't do rats or mice. I don't… - It's not a rat. It's a gerbil. - It's a gerbil. - What are you guys even arresting me for? - Breaking and entering. - We've told you multiple times. - You have blood all over you, and you have merchandise that you stole. - Glass and gerbils. - Gerbils that you stole and a****d too. - He's been tried for property crimes. - Can someone […]? - Do you want a bag for them? - Oh, that seems mean. They've been traumatized enough. - That's a bag. - I mean, the shoes. - Oh, these are some hook moves. - Yeah. - If you don't get a hold of him on property crimes, you may reach out to robbery. The robbery detectives will see you walking over there. - Do you want me to hang on to these as evidence, or photograph them and return them to the store? - Let me get a photograph. - Let's check… Make sure when we stand him up, we check him real carefully for more gerbils in his pants. - Yeah. - Lots of glass falling out. - LT, we got the ger… I'm sorry, LTs, we got the gerbils. - Yeah, they were in his pants. - Oh, this is the greatest run ever. - This is awesome. - What's up, man? - Four-minute ride back. They're gerbils. Kiss it. Kiss it - All right, you're holding this. I'm not holding this. - Hey, that's all the evidence they need. There's your […]. - Finding gerbils in a criminal's pants might just be the pinnacle of bizarre discoveries ever made by a law enforcement officer. Pancake was charged with vandalism and breaking and entering. According to some reports, the animals were all fine. Do you know what's definitely not fine? Going cuckoo, and dancing on top of a stranger's car. - Working on your dance moves? - Yeah. - Were you over in the Xfinity parking lot? - No. - Just like two seconds ago? - No. - That wasn't you? witnesses at a West Palm Beach Whole Foods were treated to quite the unwanted spectacle. A woman putting on quite the performance atop someone else's car. Although she seemed to be having the time of her life, the dancing and the hopping left a bit of damage. The witnesses decided to put an end to this show, and called the police. - She was barefoot on the car, but she had some slippers on the […] front dash that she was demanding that I bring to her. - She walked this way, ran behind the tree, was hiding. - She ran over to the street, and she was staring at us. Then we were like, "Okay, what is happening?" - Then that's when she ran to Getty's car. - I came. I saw those three guys coming. They said, "Is that your car?" - After gathering all the necessary details about the woman, the police quickly tracked her down. However, dealing with this situation was going to demand every ounce of patience and mental stamina they could muster. - Working on my dance moves. - Working on your dance moves? - Yeah. - Were you over in the Xfinity parking lot? - No. - Just like two seconds ago? - No. - That wasn't you? Okay. All right. Do you have a driver's license on you or anything? - No. - Nothing? What's your name? - Shannon Mae Beatty. - So, you're just out here working on your dance moves? - I work right over there. - Where's over there? - I was cassetting a music video. - You're making a music video? - No, I was cassetting. - Oh, nice. What kind of music video were you cassetting? - Kaplan. - Who's that? - K-A-P-L-A-N. - Okay, what's your first name? - Shannon. - What's your middle name, Shannon? - Mae. - Like the month? - M-A-E. - Okay, just like the month. - Am I under arrest? - No, what's your last name? - Beatty, like Warren Beatty. Your union really distresses me. - My what? - Your union really distresses me. - My union? - Yeah. - Uniform? - Your union. - What do you mean by that? The union. - Your police union. - Oh, okay. - Why are you dancing on cars? What's the matter with your lips? - […] - Yeah. Did you fall down with your lips? - No, someone attacked me. - Okay. - Why is it that you're on top of… - I didn't know. […] my lips. - Do you have ID? Identification? No? - I was trying today to get my ID forwarded to my apartment for $ 1.10. - Is that a debit card or credit card with your name on it? All right. - What is it? - It's a gift card. Here you go. - Shannon's your first name? - Yeah. I'm practicing for a music video. - Oh, okay. We're just making sure you're okay. We got a call, and we just needed… - I wish I was drunk. I wish I was high. - Me too. Me too. - We got to come do our job. You know what I'm saying? - I don't want to b***h and moan. - It's all good. - I don't really like police. - Well, we're not here to hurt you. - My firefighter boyfriend decided not to have children anymore. - I'm sorry to hear that. Well, not all cops are bad. We're here to just make sure everybody is okay. Peacekeepers, right? - I don't want to pretend. Life's made up. He […]. I'm not under arrest. Someone reported me doing awful dance moves? - […]. - Were you just vibing? - Can you tell him in Spanish I was practicing? - You want me to tell him in Spanish? - It's embarrassing. - Why are you smiling? Are you joking with me? - No, I'm not joking. I'm an actress. - What do you… How am I going to tell him in Spanish? I don't know Spanish that well. I can only say like very little… - Comodita? - Yeah, very poquito amount of Español. - I am not your enemy. - I didn't say you were. - Then why are you surrounding me like you do? - This is how we stand. - Would you like to go kill? - No. - Why would we want to kill? - Nobody. - Animals. No, I'm not a hunter. I'm a fisherman though. I like to fish. - I'm a hunter. Get over here. - Are you done? - No, I'm just waiting for dispatch to get back. - I'm telling that none of you will be invited to my wedding. - You don't want to invite me to your wedding? - Why would I? - Why would you? - [Inauidble], I was. - What's wrong with unions? - Pensions. - That's a good thing. - Are you getting married to a firefighter? - Pensions are good for people. - Why wouldn't we be invited to your wedding? I want to go to your wedding. - […]. - Yes, I do. - Is it going to be an open park? - Are you not American? - I don't want go there. - Not an open park? Oh, count me out. - Yeah. - I got a little happy. - I'm living with a retired veteran. - Good deal. - Do you know the storming phase of […] each other? - Sure. - You need a break. - I know. I know. I wish I had one. Maybe I could win the lottery or something. - The lottery is f**king up my […]. - Yeah. - I don't want to talk to you about it because they're your citizens, and so I'm getting really a****d […] trash. - Sorry to hear that. - I know that you're Italian. - Good call. - Yeah, too. You know what I mean? - Good call. I am. I have Italian heritage. - You know what I'm saying? Abandon a country. I need ADHD medicine. My ID… My mail for $1.10. […] - $1.10. What is $1.10? - My mail forwarding address from West Palm Beach. - Hey, hey. - Can you see this? - For what? - We're just making sure. - For what? - We'll explain everything. - […] - You're going to be explained everything. We're just doing this for your safety. - I don't want to go to court. - We're not telling you about court. - Someone is going to be over here. Relax. Just stay there so we can at least see where you're at and then […]. It's going to be a 15. - You're just being detained right now, okay? - […] vehicle. We have two witnesses that saw it happen. So we're doing a show. Can you do me a favor and go over there and relieve Goendu. Goendu is going to show you who, and you're going to drive over here to do a show up, alright? - Well, my car's over there. - Wherever. Just go over there, meet with Goendu, and then he's going to show you the three people, and then we're going to bring them over. - Three. - It's three shows, yes. Did you let dispatch? I know my radio was down. - I'm still on 30. […]. - Okay. Just let him know. - Why am I being detained? - So I'm not allowed to continue the music video? - No. The police had grown weary of the chitchat and decided it was time to give the woman an award for her performance, a swift ride to jail. But before they proceeded, they had to make sure they had the right person. - I just got to read this to you, all right? "In a moment here I'm going to show you an individual. It's possible that the person being shown to you is not involved in the crime. You're not required to identify any person shown to you. Take as much time as you need to look at the individual. It is as important to exclude innocent persons from suspicion as it is to identify the perpetrator. This procedure requires me to ask if the investigation will continue, whether or not identification is made. This procedure requires me to ask you to state, in your own words, how certain you are of any identification. Since this is an ongoing investigation, you should not discuss this show up or the results." All right? - Okay. - Okay. They are right there. I'm going to put my spotlight over there. - Shine your light. Get get over here. Bring her over here. Hold onto her. Hold on to her. Hold on to her. Yeah. Let's go. Come on. Is that her? - [Phone] Incoming message. - What's that? 10-4? Okay. […] 10-4. - […] - Put in the vehicle saying, "I'm going to have a 10-15 […]." - Signal 40. - Signal 40. - Why am I being arrested? Why am I being arrested? - […] sitting there for me, okay? - Why am I being arrested? - They know. - […] Come on. Sit down. - Come on. Come on. - I just rolled through the entire parking lot. The music's not even allowed. You can close it out. Did I call […]? 10-4, close it out. - With the woman's identity confirmed, it was now time to whisk her off to the police station. However, she chose this very moment to reveal her true colors once again. - Quite trash. Quite trash. This is disgusting. Am I coming in? Can I get some cuffs? […] Oh my god. […]. Quite trash, f*****g b***h. - All right, Ms. Shannon, if you wanna step out for me. - It's Mrs. - Mrs. Shannon, can you step out for me, please? - Are you going to pay me $17,000? - I wish I had that to pay you, but I don't. We're going over here, okay? - Do you like when you pretend that you're taller than me? - No. You're going to be… There you go. Now you're taller than me. - Because you're poor. - I know. Excuse me. - Anybody from Santos. - Yeah. Come on. Run this way. - I need to […]. - I need… Can you walk?- - I can follow you. - Okay. No, you're not going to follow me. I'm going to follow you. Go that way. - Instagram. - Okay. You have to go in front of me, please. Just come on. - I don't… English is my second language. Do I go to the right of the police car? - Yes, to the right. To the right of the police car. Thank you. No, no, no. Over here, but then to the right. That door right there, okay? Stand in the grass right there. Thank you. This store here on the right. - So where do you live in Florida? - I live in Palm Beach Gardens. Over here. - Ew. - I know. - Ew. - Come on. Go over this to the door, please. - Going to trade places? - Sure. - […] apartment? […] white trash? […]. - No way. - I do fart all the time. - Yeah, I know. That sucks. Just hang tight right here. You can sit in that chair for me. - I have an attorney that's paid. - You what? - I have an attorney that's paid. - That's fine. Sit in that chair and kick your shoes off for me, and I'll take your cuffs off, please. - [Officer 2] How about… - [Officer] You speak English. Come on, Shannon. - No, I don't. - Here, I'll take your cuffs off first. Kick your shoes off. - [Officer 2] Is that shoes? - [Officer 1] Slippers. Sandals. Okay. Do you have anything in here? - Can you stand up for me? - You mean […] you? - No, no, no. Stand over there. You have the right to remain silent and not answer any questions. Do you understand? - […]. - All right. You have the right to the presence of a lawyer of your choice before you make any statement and during questioning. Do you understand? - […] - All right. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you are entitled to the presence of a court-appointed lawyer before you make any statement and during any questioning. Do you understand? - […] - Okay. Any statement can be made used against you in the court of law. Do you understand? - […]. - All right. Any statement you make must be freely or voluntarily given. Do you understand? - […]. - All right. If at any given time during the interview, you do not wish to answer my any question, you're privileged to remain silent. Do you understand? - […] - All right. I can make no threats or promises to induce you to make a statement. This must be at your own free will. Do you understand? - […] - Having these rights in mind, do you wish to talk to me now? - […] - Okay. - The woman refused to answer any questions and even claimed a limited understanding of English. Nevertheless, the outcome remained unchanged. She was still going to jail. - […] toward her. - You're fine. I'm not going to […]. - Thank you. - So remember, I don't want these tight. - Oh yeah. You see that f**king sore on my hand? - A sore? - I am not your submissive. - No one said you were. - You're torturing me. - I was just torturing you. But you got to tell me if these are too tight. I told you to tell me. I don't want to hurt you. - Daddy. - What? - […] - That's not nice. You don't have an audio. - Do you like doing the crevice in my a*s? - Nope. - […] - Nope. - […] - Okay. - The woman was charged with criminal mischief, with her bond set at $1,000. People like this seem to plague our planet, with their victims often being poor officers who have to deal with them. - Well, you're goong to let me go? - No, I'm going to arrest you for stealing cookies from across the street. They have you on video. - Oh, son of a ***. You're going to arrest me for that? - Yeah, I am. - That's America. the police in Key West, Florida received a report of a man stealing cookies. But I'm still debating whether this arrest turned out to be the funniest or the toughest challenge for the officer on duty. - So a Coke today and Cheez-Its. What did he get the other day? - Beer. - So how much total? - It's under $10, but he keeps on… - No, no, no. I know. That's all I need. Do you have it on video? All right. You can get it to me though, right? - Yeah. - All right. You got it, Nancy. - Alright. Okay. So are you arresting him or you're giving him a trespassing word? - I'm taking him to jail. - Good. - Alright. Thanks. He took one of these and poured it in the cup. - Ah, got it. He opened the Cheez-It to ruined that. - Well, he started to open it, but we caught him. - Alright, I got it, Nancy. - Alright. Thank you. Thank you. - Of course. 27, I'll be out with him. He's actually sitting on a contour train. Identification, please. - Yo, get out of here. - No. Identification. - Still here. - Identification. - You're still here. - Identification, please. - You're still here. - Identification. - You're still here. - I need your identifica… I need your identification. - What's that? - I need your identification. - What's my identification? - I need your identification. - What's my identification? - I need your identification. - What's my identification? Sir. - Turn around. - I am being arrested for what reason? - Now you want to talk? - Am I being arrested? - Put your hand up. Yeah, you are being arrested. One detained. - Why am I being arrested? - What's your name? - My name is Chase. - Chasing what? - Chasing the whole system. - Chasing the whole system, okay. Well, if you want to go to jail under the earliest, we can do that too. - Okay. What's your name? - It's right there. - What's your name? - How about you first? What's your name? - What? - What's your name? - What are you arresting me me for? - Tell me your name, and I'll tell you what you're being arrested for. - My name is Chase […]. Did you hear my name? - Chase what? - Chase […]. - Chase who? - Change my name? - Yeah. - Yeah, there you go. How is that there? - Chase Berneter? - You outside, sir. Do you know my name? - Yeah, I need your name. - I'm going to give you my name. - Okay. What is it? - Then what? Are you going to let me go? - No, I'm going to arrest you for stealing […] from across the street. They have you on video. - Oh, son of a ***. You're going to arrest me for that? - Yeah, I am. - That's America. - That's America. That's you stealing. So do you think stealing's right? - That's who Key West is. - Yeah. No, it's CVS. - Do you want to hang out here? Is this the place you want to hang out with? - No. - Do you want to hang out with these guys? - If that's what they arrest you for… - […] Do you want to hang out with these guys? - Sir, my name is Chase Bernadich. - Wonderful. When did you get to town? - Just three weeks ago. - Well, they caught you stealing cookies and they have it on video. - Son of a ***. Did they do that? - Yeah. - Where am I going? - You're going to jail. - In Key West, Florida. Son of a ***. - Do you agree? - Yo, this is Key West. - Yeah. You… - These are the people in Key West. Do you want to hang out with these people? - Do you have any ID on you? - Negative. - What happened to it? - Do you want my… What's the address, or the f**k up? - Sure. Come on. - Outside? - Have a seat. - Yo, where are you right now? Do you know where you are? - Yep. - Okay. - Have a seat, man. It's chill. - Hey, where are you right now? - Key West. - Does that matter? - I guess, if it's jurisdictional, yeah. - Are you in Australia right now? - No. - Are you in New Zealand? - No. - Are you in England? - No. No. - So does that matter? Does your life matter? Negative. - Okay. - I think you're starting to realize that. - Okay. Well, you'll have a place to spend tonight. How about that? - Yo. Hey, thank you, sir. - You're welcome. - Are you going to get… Are you let me get out of here? - Huh? - Are you going to let me out of here? - No. - Well, yeah, that'd be a great idea, to let me out of here. - Why are you speaking in an accent? - Yo, dude, you're being watched right now. - I think you got some mental issues here. - Yo, the queen of being England is watching you. - Queen of England is dead. - The man was clearly deranged, yet undeniably comical. Dealing with such individuals day in and day out can get rather exhausting. - White male by date of birth. I'm not sure what state […]. - What are you arresting course, sir? - I told you already. Try to think back. - You're being watched right now by… - First name, Chase. Charlie, Hotel, Alpha, Sierra, Echo. Middle name, Andrews, common spelling. Last name is… I'll just spell it for you. It's B-E-R… I'm sorry. Bravo, Echo, Romeo, November, Echo, Tango, India, Charlie, Hotel. Date of birth ***. - You're being watched right now… - White male. - … by James Cameron. Your entire life is recorded. You're being watched right now. What's up? Hey. - Copy. - How you doing? Yo, you're being watched right now. - You keep telling me that, and I agree with you. - I'm just talking to the camera. I'm not talking to you. - That's not very nice. - That's not very nice. But do I give a f**k about your life? - I got to pull him out and get his backpack to find his ID. - [Officer 2] What? Do you have to go through his backpack? - [Officer] But it's back. I can unplug him, lock him, get backpack off. Makes life easier. - [Officer 2] Say what? - Makes life easier. Come on, step out. - Come on. Son of a ***. - [Radio] 39109739. - [Officer] Hold this backpack right here. Let go of that one. - Are you arresting me? - Yeah. We've been through this already. - Are you arresting me, sir? - Yeah. Go ahead. Back into your little hole. - What are you arresting me for? We went through this already. - You don't […]. - Bye. Now you go talk to Nancy. - Who's Nancy? - You don't know Nancy? See if we can find an ID. I'll be right back. - Thank you, sir. - Back home in Maryland. Okay. Are you missing out of Maryland? - Okay. Yes, sir. - Yeah? - The area code is 21. - That's you? - That's me. - This man must be the only person on earth who's genuinely thrilled about getting arrested. I've never seen anyone so delighted about a trip to the police station. - This is the funniest guy. […] - I'm going to run a CA. We know he has prior petty theft charges […]. I don't want to challenge Hook to figure out who he is. - I'm done. I'm done, yo. I'm done. I'm done. Yo, I've lived my life. You know Brad Pitt? You think he's pretty? - Who? - Do you know Brad Pitt? - Never heard of him. - Just let me go […] stop this. You guys are funny as s**t. Just let me go. Come on. […] […] - When was the last time you were arrested? - The last time James Cameron made a movie. Is that a good answer? - I don't know what's going on between your ears, buddy. - Sir, can I please write a letter of apology? - To Nancy? Sure. - Not just my aunt, but to everybody and say, "Hey, I would love to get out of here as soon as possible." Is that okay with you? - You can write it to Nancy for taking her stuff. - We have a smart guy. Everybody's watching. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you. - [Officer] You already are. Be quiet. - Everybody's watching this right now. Because I love you. Because… - […] - Yo, because I love you, man. I don't even know you, and because I love you. Because I'm s****r than him. La, la, la, la, la, la. Brad Pitt is scared the f**k out of me because he's scared. Brad Pitt is scared of me. Holy… - While the exact charges against the man aren't known, let's hope he gets the lesson he needs and finally sobers up from whatever he's on. - Trust me, when I say this man in the cup would make for an incredible sitcom, a surefire hit. Sometimes things aren't as lighthearted and humorous as this case. When the circumstances turn serious and dangerous, the situation can shift dramatically. - Then John gets so mad when the hero paid no attention toward, and he pulled the gun at us. things took a wild turn when a monopoly game ended with a player firing a gun. The other residents, understandably shaken, bolted from the house and called the police. It looks like someone took go to jail a bit too literally, and decided to head to the real one. - [Officer] Hey, you guys okay? - My baby […]. - […]. - Come on, baby. - [Officer 3] What's going on? - No, I don't want to be down here. I want my sister. - So here's the deal. Was someone shot? Was someone shot at […]… - No. He got a gun. […] - So he's got a… I need to bring it down so I can understand what's going on, okay? So he has a gun. - Yes, he has a gun on him. - Is he inside the house right now? - I guess so. - So yes, he is in the house? - Yeah. - Alright, so bring it down a whole lot so I can give my officers information. - Officer, I'm not trying to be rude. - Alright. - She take medication. - Okay. If she's screaming at me, I can't understand anything, alright? - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Alright, so tell me about the gun. Does he still have it… - He was down the street. I'm walking back. - Okay. - I'm walking back. We was trying to leave the home, and I heard at home, there was a shot. My baby… - So where's he at? - I guess he in the house. - In the house, I guess. - So he's still in the house. - Are you shot? What's wrong with your hand there? - They shot at him. - I wasn't shot. I wasn't shot. - What's wrong with your hand? - They sure did it. - They shot and… - They shot at him. - They just… - Yeah, we got. We're good here. I think we got a suspect here. Maybe got hit on the head with a gun. - I think it was outside when they shot at each other. - Look, let me tell you, this is my son. He's in a divorce. So me and him was in there playing dice. Let me see… - You're playing Monopoly? - Yeah. Yes. - So what happened with the gun? Did they shoot inside the house or something? - No, they didn't. They got outside and shot that. - Slap some cuffs on him. He ain't going to be walking around here in charge. He's drunk anyway. - Why […] cuffs on me? - Because you all listen to us. - Because I said. Okay? Because I said. - Mama. Mama. - Somebody around here's got a gun, so everybody needs to be alert. - Okay. Watch out for mom inside. - […] sit down here. - […] on me or nothing, man. - How come your sister is saying you had a gun? - Who is my sister? That's not my sister. - Who's she? - That's not my sister. - Who's she to you? - Who is she to me? - Yeah. - That's not my sister. - Who is she to you? - That's not my sister. - Is she a relative? - Huh? - Is she a relative? - No. - Relative. - No, I'm a relative to my mama. - Clearly, that would make you her son. - Let's see if we find something to get him under arrest for. - What does it have to do with tonight? - It ain't got nothing to do with tonight. - All right. So tonight, we're trying to get to the root of what happened tonight, okay? - Oh, okay. Tonight, they got kicked out. My momma said she want them to get the hell out, and I came over here. It is what it is. She got to get the hell… You know what I mean? She don't have to get the hell out, but the daddy got to get the hell out. - He's under arrest for… - I'm under arrest for what? - PDW and shooting with intent to kill. - PDW? - Yeah. - Pointing a dead weapon. - Said she pointed a gun at her. - I said ain't put no gun on her, man. - She put it on you. - Where's it at? - I ain't got no goddamn gun, man. - Have a seat - I ain't got no gun, man. I don't got no gun. I don't have no gun, man. - You're under arrest. - What are the bullets in the car for, then? - They usually go with guns. - Yeah. All […], man. - Why the f**k I got to go down for her, man. That's my little sister. - There she go. - Well, now she's your sister. She wasn't a sister a minute ago. - Where she at? - I'm not here. You don't need to sit down screaming. - No, it ain't her that was around the street. It was my… Mama. - That's my oldest son. He'd be the one that's protecting me. - Yeah, exactly. Mama, they trying to take me to jail, mama. - Sit down, man. - Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. - Yes. - They trying to take me to jail. - Hey, John, go ahead and stand up for me. - Mama, they trying to take me to jail, mama. Mama. I ain't got nothing on me, man. I'm not trying to go to jail, man, because I ain't did sh*t, man. I tried to take care of the little girl, man. What the f*ck I shoot for? - She is putting a case on you, big boy. Can't be pointing guns at people, man? - […]. - A gun at her. What gun did I got? What the hell I do, man? I ain't do sh**t. - […]. That's what we're going to do. - I ain't do sh*t, man. I ain't do a motherf**king thing, man. I ain't do sh*t, man. I tried to take care of my mama, man. - It was now time to speak with the individual who allegedly fired the shots. The big question was would he confess to his high stakes monopoly blunder. - I got blood on my sh*t. - Do you understand what this is? - Man, look, man, I… - All this is… - Do you know what protecting yourself is? - Okay. If that's what you want to tell me, then I'm happy to listen. - Man, what the f**k I'm arrested for? - But until I… I'm not saying that you are under arrest. I just want to hear your side of the story. - No, no, no, because every time I tell my side of my story, you all catch me under arrest. She hit me on the side of the head. - Listen, man, I'm trying to be honest with you right now, okay? - Yes, sir. - You going to jail tonight. - No. No. No. What the f**k I'm going to jail for what? - You need to listen to me. - No, man. What the… - You're not listening, okay? That's a done deal. That's happening. Okay? - For what? - For shooting the gun. - For protecting myself? - Okay. Is that what happened? - The daddy hit me in the f**king head. - John, listen to me for a minute. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man. I need to go home man. I tried protecting my mama. Man, I tried protecting my mama, man. He hit my motherf***ing mama, man. I'm bleeding that sh*t. You all just sitting here and doing […]. We the one who said, "Call the police," man. - Okay. - You all, we the ones that called the police man. She hit me inside the head, and I don't even know why. - Sure. - What I did try to protect myself, but I got caught in my face. I'm bleeding. Okay? So that's a case right there. - Yeah. - So that's a case. I'm going to show the police that sh*t right there, and I didn't do nothing. Mama said I ain't do nothing, and I shot the floor. - The suspect had just admitted to shooting the gun at the floor. But what the police discovered next was also a real shocker for me. - He just that damn stupid. - Everybody makes bad choices once in a while. - No, that is not no bad choice. That is not no goddamn bad choice. Janice stupid I told him […] go get you in trouble. - Yeah. - [inauidble]. No, your a*s is same motherf***ing problem, and I hate that. - […]. - I do. I hate that. - Hate what? - Why did you get out the car and go store running with your daughter […]. - No, I started walking down there with her. - No, you got in mad. - I got in mad? - You know you did. - We just got to […]. - Touching on each other. - I said… - That's what they do. They touch on each other. - Touching… No, no, man […]. - Touching you and looking at each other. You all touching on each other and looking at each other. - We play. You feel me? - That is not no playing. - We play. - Touching and looking. That's gay stuff. - I'm not gay. - […] tell you, you and John… No. No. Because John is my son, you my man, and every time we get in the car, you all look at each other and you all touch on each other. I tell you this stuff. - Now, he be touching me. - You touch him too. - I'm 57 years what the hell I look like touching a man or something. - Age ain't nothing but a number. They touch on each other. They touch on each other, and they look at each other, and then John gets so mad when he don't pay no attention to it, and he pull the gun out on you. You know what happened. Yeah. You know what happened. - I don't care what that n***a do about me. - Hell yeah. Every time we get together. - What are you saying? - […]. - I don't claim to be a stepfather. I don't want to be your goddamn stepfather. - No you don't want you to be his stepfather. You want you to be his man. - No, no. No. No. - That's all you all do. - He is Man. - Terrell can tell you what you all just go on to get a room together because this is all they do. They touch, they love, and they roll down the road […]. - What they call that sword fight? I don't rock like that. I don't… - That's what they do. That's what they want to do, and you know that's a lie. - I don't rock like that. - You know that's a lie. - I don't rock like that. - You know that's a lie. - I don't rock like that. - You know that's a lie. He know it is. Every time we get in the car, that's all they do. John tell him to leave me at home. Other than that, there are some fights, and a argument, and John start drinking. "Please, Mama, stay at the house." No, I don't mean to holler, and you know you do. But this is what my son say to John, "Leave mama at the house. Stand and let's go road." - No, we […]. No, we […]. - I know there is something going on between them. - […] - I know it is in the closet. In the closet, in the closet. - […] no goddamn closet. - They look at each other […]. Yeah, you know it is. He know it is. He know it is. He know that it is. They are in the closet of doing things. John White's down there […], standing over the nipple. You don't want to be with me. When John say, "Stay at the house. Stand there and make me stay […]," you just stay at the house because you ain't about nothing. That's what it boils down to. To tell you the truth. They got a thing going on. - […] saying, bro. You standing there and nodding your head. I don't love him. He said, "I can't be your step dad. I can't be your partner. Can't be friends" - "Because you got to be my lover." - This one has to be the biggest plot twist ever. The story just keeps getting more complicated, leaving the cops absolutely speechless. - You cannot be my stepdaddy. You can't be my friend. - Partner. - Our partner. You his lover. - Lover? You all get your things on […]. - [Officer] Always. - The camera […]. […] - It's got all of this Prime time right here. - We say home for a lifetime? - [Officer] Prime time. - Prime time. - Prime time. - See? - We'll come down there. Me and my mother come in there and pay him out, and Stanley because Stanley is going to be the one to go in there and pay him out. Women ain't got nothing that nobody else knows. I can't be safe. - Buddy. - A real life wander night. Him and John got it going now. - What time did see us, though? What time did you see us? - Started? - Yeah. - 1:45. - […]. - What time did is your husband getting out? What time is he going to get out? What time is he going to get out, baby? - I couldn't tell you. I can tell you that he is not even there yet. - He's still talking with detectives. - They wanted a gun. - Yeah? - Yeah, I said they wanted a gun. - The gun is nowhere to be found. Why don't you […]. - […] - John is the only one who knows where it is. - Maybe he'll tell him. - […]. - […] boxes right there. - [Officer] I've already looked at him three or four times. - Three or four different ways. - […]. - That is a great question. - What about it? - […] […] I'm asking, - That's man […]. - Stop. Man, I ain't know you like that, bro. - No, I can definitely search you, dude. - No, man. I ain't know you like that, man. Don't you do that, bro. - Spread your leg. - Don't… - Spread your leg. - Don't do that, man. Don't you do that. Man, look, bro, you know I ain't got that sh*t on me, man. You riding for this sky them long. - We checked them off. They didn't have it. We searched everybody. Nobody has it on them. - I will talk to you. - I know you will, but you wouldn't tell me where the damn gun is. - I will talk to you, man. Please, tell this motherf***er to leave me the f***k alone. - He has to finish his search. - Give me this goddamn cigarette, man. Tell this motherf***er to leave me alone, man. Hey, bro, you broke my chain? - Chill out, dude. No one broke your chain. It fell out somewhere. - It fell out of your pocket. - Put it in my pocket back. […] - Where's the other? Man, put this s**t in my pocket, man. Put it in my pocket, man. - There's the rest of your stuff, and we're going to put it the rest of your stuff. Okay? - No, I want that blood in my hand. - Okay. You can have it in your hand. - I want it in my hand. - Alright, I see. - Look, putting it back. - Well, don't want to put it back. - There you go. - Just put it in my pocket. You'll find it out. But I'm going to talk to you and not nobody else. - Okay. - Cool. Right? - All right. Sounds good. We're going to go on […]. They want to talk to you anyways. - Get your hands off me, man. - But I'll be there, man. - Get your hands off me. - Go ahead. Step in the car then seat. We're going to talk to the detective, and then if you want to talk about that… - Get my necklace in here. - It's right here It's going to go with your property. Okay? - He think he's strong, man. - Denying a criminal activity is one thing but pretending to be something you are not. It seems this family was far more complicated than even the wildest twists and turns of Monopoly. - You better go and tame your girl. What the f***k you better do. You better go in there and tame her. - Sandra. - You better go in there goddamn tame her. - Miss Sandra. - No, that's what I am. I'm Miss Sandra. - Can I talk to you? - I let them come in here. - Ms. Sandra. - I know what's going on. - Ms. Sandra. - I know what she did. - Ms. Sandra. - He know what the f**k she did. - Okay, and that's fine. - You know. - But you're not making the situation… - She took a paper bag today and put it to his neck. - A paper bag? - And put it to John's neck and said, "Hey, I'm finna kill you. Well take all your goddamn money." - Okay. - He […]. She don't do nothing. You ain't been with her for 10 years. - You don't need… Hey. No, no. - Oh, you said what? You said what? You called me what? - Sandra, relax. - No. You call what? - Sandra. - No, you called me what? Little girl, little dog a** girl. - Assault with a deadly weapon. - I said I didn't confess. I didn't confess to that. - Assault with a deadly weapon… - I didn't confess to that, bro. - You will argue that in court, okay? - Okay. - Go sit down, please. - Found a weapon? - Go sit down, please. - You got the weapon? - John, sit down. - You got my cigarette? - John, where's your earring at? Where's your earring? - My earring? - Yeah. - Lost on the ground. - Lost them on the ground? […] - That's my blood. That's my blood […]. - Hey, I ain't worried about that. - You going to chuck him, you nasty motherf***er? You nasty man. Get my blood rags, bro. […] on that man right there. - Stop. - Have a seat. - You can't have that in your hand, John. - Man, come on, man. […] I ain't do that sh*t, man. Look up my blood sh*t. Look, pick up my blood sh*t, bro. - Come on now. - Man, you kick my f***ing bags like that again like you don't […]. - Chill. - Chill out. Why are you so upset? - Bro. Why you want to become a police officer? - I don't know. Why are you in jail? - Why am I jail? They ain't got nothing on me. - John, have you been in the ER in the last three days? - No, sir. - Okay. Thank you. - No. - Taking any prosthetic? - No, sir. - Okay. - Do you wear contacts? - Yeah. Brown. - Okay. Do you feel s******l? - I'm hanging around your a**, I do. - All right, […]. - No, you cannot stop that. You better not do that sh*t. No. No, man. I don't feel s******l. No, no. Stop man. Stop playing. Why you playing so much, man? - Are you currently pregnant? - Yes. - Okay. I'm just… - Man, stop playing, man. Stop playing, man. I saw you, man. I saw you, man. Doesn't stop playing. - The suspect was identified as John Armstrong and was charged with assault with a deadly weapon. while this case was a puzzle in itself, the next one got real scrappy. - You have a camera on? - Yeah. - […] - This arrest unfolded when a female driver felt the real need for speed zooming past an officer on patrol at 103mph. The officer sprang into action. - […] pass me so fast? Got into an argument? Okay, do you have license on you? Where you guys coming from? - I'm from Gallup. - You coming from Gallup? - Yeah, we're supposed to be staying in an apartment but… - Where are you coming from now? - From that… What's […]? The hotel. - Okay. - I forgot […]. - Alright, and then whose vehicle is this? - It's hers. - Hers? Okay. White? - Yeah. - Come talk to me real quick. - Okay. - Stand right here. Do you have any guns or knives or anything on you? - What was that? - Do you have any guns or knives or anything on you? - Oh, no. Nothing. - Okay. Just stand right here. Relax right there. Alright. So explain to your reason you literally passed me at 103. - Oh, was it 103? Sorry. - Yeah. You blew by me right next to me. - I know […]. - Alright, and I get that. Alright. You say where you coming from again? - We're coming from Gallup. Okay. But we're staying at a place that she got by Applebee's or something like that, by the airport. - Okay, so that's where you're coming from right now? - Yeah, because we were just coming from the concert and stuff like that. - Okay, and where are you headed to right now? - Well, I was just going to take her back because she… - Take her back to Gallup? - Yeah, because she was saying… - Okay. Who is she to you? - …she couldn't… She's my wife. - Your wife? - Yeah. - Alright. - She couldn't like […] her and stuff like that, so I was just trying to tell her to snap out […]. - Okay. - […] - Okay, I get that. So standing on the passengers side of the vehicle, I smell a strong odor of alcoholic beverage. - Yeah. - Okay, and I know she's passed out. I know she's been drinking. That's I had you… - I'm just like really mad. - Yeah. That's why I had to remove you from the vehicle, because I wanted to have a conversation with you about the traffic stop and anything like that. Okay? Now that we're talking, I'm still smelling it, okay? How much have you consumed today? - I had two. I had the IPAs from downtown, and then I had a one-and-a-half at the concert. - Okay, what concert? - It was at the… I don't even know what it's called. - Was it pretty cool? - Yeah, it was all right. - Did you guys have a good time? - Yeah, it was all right. - All right, Ms. White, so… - […]. - I can see that. All right. But I have to make sure you are safe to drive, okay? Because you have somebody with you in the vehicle. You guys are heading to Gallup. That's a pretty long drive, okay? So I have to make sure you're safe to drive. If you're safe to drive, I'm going to cut you loose. - Yeah, that's why I was just trying to tell her if we could stay at the hotel. I was trying to get her out for the past 30 minutes, and she was just like, "Oh, I can't. I can't." So I've been sticking my hand in her mouth so that she can throw it up and stuff like that. - Do me a favor. Stand right here for me with one leg. Can you put your feet together like this? Hands down to your side. All right, do you have any major head injuries? - Just when I had my eye injury. That's it. - How long ago? - Probably about six months ago. […] major headaches and stuff like that, but other than that… - Other than that, no? Are you able to see fine? - Yeah. - Does your head hurt at all? - Not right now, but it just comes once in a while. - Okay, but everything's good right now? - Yeah. - Everything's good right now? - Yeah. This side's kind of blurry, though. - Okay, […]. Put hands down to your side. Look straight at me. Can you see the tip of my finger? Can you see it? - Yeah. - All right, follow the tip of my finger with your eyes only, okay? Don't move your head. - Yeah, that's fine. - Don't move your head. Do you have any problems with your feet or legs? Anything to stop you from walking, bouncing, or turning? - Just once in a while. - What's once in a while? - It's not daily. - What? - The only reason why is it's been getting numb and stuff like that. - What's getting numb? - My legs. - Why? - I don't know. It's just been like that for like three months or something like that. - Are you able to walk? - Yeah. - Are you able to balance? - Yeah. - All right. Do you have any problems turning? How old are you? - Huh? - How old are you? - 31. - 31? Could you consider yourself a pretty healthy person? - Yeah. - You're not 31; I'm 31. - Really? - Yeah. […] old or what? Sit right here. Just relax right there, okay? Hold on. - The cops started conducting field sobriety tests, and things were going smoothly so far. But I assure you, what the officer was about to discover in a matter of moments would be the last thing on his mind during this arrest. - All right, can you walk this way for me? Can you stand right there for me? We're going to face your vehicle. - [Ms. White] That's fine. - All right. Can you put your feet together like this? Hands onto your side. I know, but it's my job. - I know. - All right. Before we begin, can you imagine a straight line in front of you, about the width of your foot? - Yeah. - All right. What I'm going to have you do is put your left foot in front of you like this, and then put your right foot in front of your left foot, touching heel to toe. Right there. Hands down to your side. Stay in that position. Don't walk; don't do anything until I tell you to do so, okay? - Okay. - All right, once I give you the command to do so, you're going to walk nine steps forward, touch heel to toe on every step, looking down at your feet as you're walking on every step, hands and arms down to your side, and you're going to count out loud from every step so I can hear you. Do you understand that? - Yes. - All right, once you get on your ninth step, leave that forefoot planted to the ground… - Do you want me to count from one after I take the step? - Yeah, exactly. All right. One. Oh, don't start, don't start. You're good. - I was like, "Wait, what?" - You're good. Hey, after you complete your ninth step, leave your forefoot planted, take a series of small steps through your back foot, turn yourself around, and then continue walking […]. - Okay. - Do you understand that? - Yeah. - One, two, three, four, five. - All right, do me a favor. Stand right there for me. All right, this is my last one, okay? - Okay. - Put your feet together like this. Hands down to your side. - This is weird. - I know, but I have to do it, okay? - Okay. - All right, lift one leg of your choice. You could lift your right leg, or you could lift your left leg. It doesn't matter to me. - Okay. - Whatever feels comfortable for you. All right, lift only one… I'm going to show you. Hold on. Lift only one leg of your choice six inches from the ground, about the size of a […], okay? Both your legs are going to be straight at all times. The foot you choose to raise is going to be parallel to the ground, okay? Parallel means level, all right? Look down at that raised foot and count: 1001, 1002, 1003, and you're going to keep going until I tell you to stop. - Okay. - Do you understand that? - Yes. - All right, watch me. All right, lift one leg of your choice six inches off the ground, just like this. All right. Yeah, don't start the test. Watch me. Just watch me. All right, hands and arms down to your side, both legs straight, foot level to the floor. It's not going to be up; it's not going to be down. Level. Look down at that raised foot and count: 1001, 1002, 1003, and you're going to keep going until I tell you to stop. Do you understand that? - Yeah. - Do you have any questions? Do you fully understand? - It's cold. - No, I know it's cold. - Okay, yeah. - It's not that bad. - No, it's good. - All right. If you fully understand, you may begin. - 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004, 1005, 1006, 1007, 1008, 1009, 1010, 1011, 1012, 1013, 1014. - All right, Ms. White, we're going to walk over here. I'm going to ask you some questions, okay? Walk. […]. Stand right here in the middle of my vehicle for me. Face that way for me. All right, then put your hands on your back for me. Separate your hands for me. Separate your hands. I'm going to pick up everything, okay? - It's kind of awkward right now. - Hold on. What's awkward? Tell me. - […]. - What? - It's like I kind of have something in there. - What do you mean is in there? - Girl stuff. I don't know, girl stuff. - Tell me. What? Well, tell me. I don't know. - You have a camera on? - Yeah. - […]. - Huh? - […]. - Like what? You got something there? Okay. - That's why I was just like… - Okay, I'm going to… - That's why it kind of felt a little awkward. - Okay, is it in here? - In my pants. - Oh! Okay, I get it. I get it, I get it. - The officer was clearly not expecting any of this, but the way he handled the situation was nothing short of gentlemanly. - But do you have anything right now in your pockets that can poke me or hurt me? - I just changed. - Just changed? Okay. It is 2:51, okay? You are being placed under arrest for driving under the influence of intoxicated liquor and other drugs: DWI. All right, I'm going to remove everything from your pockets. I'm going to put everything right here, okay? - It's weird. - What's weird? - That stuff. That's why I just kind of felt a little awkward this whole time. - I'll give you a chance to take it off. Don't worry. - That's why it was just all awkward. - Is it just a clip-on or what? Or is it actually a belt? - [Ms. White] Yeah. - A belt one? - Can I just take it off before you take me. Come on, please. - How are you going to take it off? - Just take it off and just put it in the bag or whatever. - Okay, give me a second, okay? All right, let me read something to you, and then we'll take care of it, okay? Give me a second, okay? - […]? - Yeah, that's on. Well, I have to have it on at all times, even if you're taking it off. I have to take it… - They better not post it on TikTok or anything. - Let me read this to you, okay? Listen to me: I'm about to tell you something important. You're under arrest for driving under the influence of intoxicated liquor and other drugs: DWI. The New Mexico Implied Consent Act requires you to submit to a breath test to determine the alcohol content of your blood. After you take our test, you have the right to choose an additional independent test. If you choose to take this additional independent test, you have the right to a reasonable opportunity to arrange for a physician, a licensed nurse, or laboratory technician or technologist who's employed by a hospital or physician of your own choice to perform an additional chemical test. The cost of this additional test will be paid by the law enforcement agency, which is the New Mexico State Police. Do you agree to take our test? Which I'm asking for a breath test. - What? - Yes? Do you do me a favor. One more thing before I have you take it off. - [Ms. White] […]. - Face me. Open your mouth. Pick up your tongue. Do you have anything in your mouth, under your teeth, or in your tongue? Okay. 2:54. Give me a second, okay? I'll have you take it off. - [Ms. White] Okay. - I'm going to have that 41-1015-1047. The New Mexico Implied Consent advisory breath version was read. She verbally agree to be tested. […] cleared. Going to start my 20-minute deprivation period at 02:54 Hours. […] case number. I'm going to have to take it off: handcuffs. - [Radio] […]. - She's kind of embarrassed, but I want to have another set of eyes. She has a strap on her. All right. All right, I have another officer here, okay? It's not to shame you or anything like that. I just want to have another set of eyes, okay? Just to say that I didn't do anything to you or anything like that, okay? Step out. I'm going to hide you over here on this side of my patrol vehicle, okay? - Can you put it in the bag? - Huh? - Can you put it in the bag or something? - I'll put it in a bag for you. Don't worry. - No. I want to put it in there. - Where? - I want to put it in there myself. That's weird. - I'll have you put it in there. Yeah, I'm not going to touch it. - Obviously. - Okay, give me your hands. - I'm like […]. - Let's stop moving. Let me take off the handcuffs first. Just don't try nothing dumb, okay? All right, walk over here. All right, follow me. Where are you going to put it? In the back? - It's on this side: the backpack. - Or just put it in the trunk. - [Ms. White] What? - Put it in the trunk. - No, that's weird. - Where's the bag at? - Well, you could stand behind me? - Yeah, go ahead. Put it. Is it back here? - Yeah. - Okay. - That's really weird. - Hey, I am not here to judge you. - It's f*****g […]. - Go ahead. Just fix your vehicle right there. We're not going to look. Face right there. Go ahead. Take it off. - It's weird. - He's not going to look at you. Don't worry. - You sure? - Yeah, go ahead. I'm just going to block you from traffic. That's it. He can't even see you because of the door. - Could you guys […]? - Yeah, we'll call somebody. Don't worry. Just take it off first. - [Officer] […]? - Probably […]. - [Officer] Where's your phone? - It's in there. All right, just walk. You got it off? - Yeah. - Huh? Got it off? - […]. - All right, walk over here. - Could you guys get my phone? - Yeah, I'll get it for you. Turn around for me. Turn around. - Can I just use my phone? - I'll grab your phone. Don't worry. - Then just call… Can I call […]? - Yeah, I'll let you talk to her. Hold on. - [Ms. White] Okay. - There's still a couple of things that I have to do first, okay? Give me a second. - Well, even though the situation seems hilarious, let's appreciate that at least this woman is cooperative and taking responsibility for her actions. - […]? What kind of phone do you have? - I have the iPhone. - iPhone? Okay. - Yeah. - Black? - It's a a red one. - Red one? Okay. Red iPhone? Red one? - Yeah. Red? - She said it was red. - [Officer] […]. - This one yours? - No, that one's hers. - That's hers? Oh, it's hers. - It's a red one. - Red one? - Yeah. - Okay. You want to see this, sir? Ma'am, here's your phone. Where's your cell phone? - [Officer] […]? - [Ms. White] No. - Do you see it or no? I don't see it. Where's your cell phone at? - It should be in there. It's probably in the middle. - I searched the middle. - It should be in there. It's in there. It should be in the middle. […]. - No, I already moved everything. All right, ma'am, you want to step out? We're going to take you back to your hotel, okay? - I don't have my glasses. - Okay. Walk over here. Do you have your phone? - I do have my phone. - The woman was ultimately taken to the police station for driving under the influence, while her partner was dropped off at the hotel. Let's hope they don't find themselves in such a strappy situation again. - The handful of hilarious cases you just witnessed are only the tip of the iceberg. If you're ready to experience more laughter at the expense of our subpar citizens, you can watch additional craziness here. Also, be sure to like our video and subscribe to our channel for more body cam footage and educational insights from Detective Dale. As always, stay safe out there.