Oh, don't touch me. I got to get MY I GOT TO GET MY STUFF. YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE than the crime of stealing itself? When absolute dimwits think they can pull it off without a hitch. But of course, their stupidity always finds a way to shine through. How long you've been stealing from the store? I don't feel like I've been stealing. Today, Detective Dale is going to share five cases where dumb criminals and their bad decisions landed them in hot water. But wait,