How can you tell the firefighter at the party? He will tell you. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense. Why are firefighters such great performers? They're always staging. Why did the coffee file a police report? Why? It was mugged. In the police department, we do ride alongs. Does fire do sleepovers? Did you hear the one about the roof? It was over your head. What do you call a sheep that can sing and dance? Lady Baba. What do cops and firefighters both have in common? They both want to be firefighters. Why do people who live in Greece hate to wake up at dawn? Cuz dawn is tough on Greece. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. The cops said they have nothing to go on. Remember when the fire station reported that the dryer was shrinking their clothes? Turns out it was the refrigerator. How can you tell if a leprechaun is laughing? Cuz he's doubling over. You know why I don't trust trees? They seem shady. [Laughter] Ah, those are great, man. Those are great. Good job. That's out. Those are great. I'm John Whan, the fire chief of the Coral Springs Parkland Fire Department, and I've been telling bad dad jokes since 1997. On behalf of the Coral Springs Parkland Fire Department, happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. You deserve it. Hello everyone. I'm Brad Mock, the chief of police for the Coral Springs Police Department. I've been telling bad dad jokes since 2015. For all the dads out there, I want to wish you nothing but the best and a very happy Father's Day. And thank you for taking on the best job ever of being a father. Happy Father's Day. Oo, cop food. That's freaking great, man. That's awesome. That's all.