- [Host] Big, bulky guys with muscles and beards, tend to look like walking nightmares for some. - Buddy, what did I do? - Or what? - [Suspect] Ah, Jesus Christ! - [Host] But are they intimidating enough to scare the cops? Are you (censored) kidding me? - Sit down! Sit down! - [Host] Today, Detective Dale is going to share four cases where these so-called Muscle Bros try to flex their way out of trouble, but ended up getting a hefty dose of karmic punch instead. Buckle up because this ride is about to get as adrenaline pumping as a protein shake on leg day. - They say that alcohol brings out the real person. Well, in this instance, the real person turned out to be a proper nutcase This is why the police has a big (censored) problem. Jimmy B's Bar on St. Pete Beach, Florida, was graced by an utterly bizarre spectacle. It turns out 30-year-old Henry Capouch decided that the ice machine was the perfect place for a midnight pee. However, when an employee tried to knock some sense into him, the big guy decided to knock back, literally. As if the initial incident wasn't enough. Capouch escalated the situation by physically attacking the bar's security guard. Deputies, upon receiving the reports, sprang into action. Upon arrival, the security guard guided them to the beach where Capouch and his girlfriend were blissfully lounging after the chaos they just created. What's truly a shame is that Capouch was also a police officer. - [Security Guard] That's his girlfriend. There he is, he's running. - [Officer] Is he really running? Hey, you're gonna get tased! Hey, if I can't see you, you're gonna get (censored) tased! Hey, you're going to get (censored) tased! Get the (censored) on the ground. Both of you on the ground, right the f**k now! Get on the ground! - Yeah. - I'm a police officer. - [Officer] I don't give a (censored). - You (censored) piece of! - I'm a piece of (censored)? - We're walking. - Hey, dude. Are you (censored) kidding me? - Put your hands behind your back. - Wait, what? - Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. - [Henry] I'll show you my badge. - [Officer] Congratulatiuons, I don't give a (censored) about your badge. - [Girlfriend] I'm sorry, what's going on? - Back up! - Back up! - Back up! - Is this is a joke? - [Girlfriend] Guys, what's going on? - Are you guys serious? - [Officer] Do I look like I'm joking? - Do you guys have areal life on this (censored) beach? - Back up! - Okay. - [Henry] Hey, Kate, back up. - [Officer] Yeah, we chased him down to this Tradewinds. We're getting him in custody. - [Henry] I'm not gonna deal with this. - [Kate] What's going on? - [Henry] Back up, but don't talk to them. - [Officer] No, we're good. - [Kate] Guys, what's going on? - [Officer] I don't give a (censored) about your badge, dog. - [Kate] Guys, we're not, what's going on? We're walking to our hotel. Guys, what's going on? - [Officer] Stand up. Stand up. - I am standing up, dude. Jesus Christ, dude. Is this (censored) real life? - [Officer] Yeah, it's real life. - [Henry] Kate, stop. - [Kate] What's he being arrested for? - [Officer] Disorderly conduct. - [Kate] Nothing, I was walking on the beach. - [Officer] That's not what he said. - [Kate] Okay, can you talk him in front of us? - [Officer] That's where we're going. - Are you guys filing complaints here, or what? What's going on here? - [Officer] Huh? - [Henry] This is a joke? What job do you guys have? - [Officer] Oh, it's a joke because it's the job we have? You used to do the same thing, right? - [Henry] You guys recording here or what? - Yeah, I am. - Good. - [Officer] Ah, sir, if you're actually a cop, they're gonna love this one. - [Kate] Trying to have a conversation, or not? - [Officer] You could back up. - [Kate] I'm frightened for him. - [Henry] Kate, just back up. Which way we going? - [Officer] We're walking back right to the bar that you caused the scene at. - [Kate] Okay, could we talk the same man we talked to? - [Officer] You could back up. (phone vibrates) - [Henry] My wrist, dude, Jesus Christ. My left wrist. My left one. Loosen my left one. That's it, that's all I want. - I will when I get to the car - [Henry] Goddamn! - [Officer] Can you just shut up? - We were literally walking - She have no part of this. - [Kate] I am a part of this because we were walking back to our hotel room and you guys stop us. - [Officer] Yeah, after I told you stop, and you kept running. - [Henry] What are you (censored) talking about? Are you (censored) kidding me? You told me to stop. What are you talking about, "stop"? - [Officer] do I have to keep repeating myself? - [Henry] You don't, big man. - [Kate] I understand. - [Officer] Bro, just stop. Just shut up. - I am shutting up, dude. - [Officer] We're gonna go straight- - [Henry] Holy! You guys are dumb (censored) idiots. Hey, sarge, are you sarge? - Hey, sarge, I'm Seattle police. Just so you know, man. - [Officer] Oh God. - [Henry] Hope you guys had fun tonight for no (censored) reason. Jesus Christ. Hey, let my left wrist go at least. I can't even (censored) feel it. No, seriously, let my left (censored) wrist go. My left one, not my right one, man. This is junk. - [Officer] Hey, is a confirmation 100%? Pissing in the ice bucket? - Yeah. - [Officer] Yeah, (censored) a*****e. - The ice bucket? - Yeah. - [Henry] Is that my arrest right now? - [Officer] Disorderly conduct in a licensed establishment. Yeah, sit down. - I am gonna sit down. This is a joke. - Sit down. - You gonna push me here? You're the toughest guy I know. - Congratulations - Right here, look at you. - Yeah, your (censored) precinct would be real proud of you. - It's the fourth precinct. It's 140%. - I'm sure they'd be real proud of you. - Are you (censored) kidding me? - Sit down, sit down! (officer laughing) You stand up like that again, you're gonna get (censored) tased. You think I'm (censored) playing. - [Henry] I'm sitting on the (censored) bench, dude. - [Officer] Bro, you're about to get (censored) up. You can't get up like that, bro. - [Henry] I'm sitting on the bench, man. Jesus Christ. - [Officer] Yeah, this is a big man. - What are you talking about? - [Officer] Just sit on the bench, dude. - You keep putting your chest up. - I'm sitting on the bench, dude. - Sit back here. - I'm sitting on the bench! - Stay on the bench. - Just sit on the bench. - The man really tried to pull the tough guy stunt with the officers on duty, but little did he know that such antics wouldn't intimidate anyone. With his fragile ego hanging by the thread, he decided to take things up a notch. - I'm sitting on the bench, sarge. - Hey, Sarge. - Hold on one second. - Henry. - You want my ID yet? - [Officer] No, I don't care about your badge, dog. - [Henry] "Dog"? - [Officer] Can you back up, please? He's under arrest, ma'am, please? - [Officer] I'm gonna ask her to back up. - I am. - Guys, this is not a thing. - [Officer] I understand, can you back up, please? - I know you guys are young and- - [Officer] Can you back up, please? - I am. - Can you back up, please? - You're not listening to a lawful order. Back up. Right now it's obstruction. You wanna get arrested for obstruction? - Kate, he's right. It's obstruction, stand back. - Guys, this is really not a thing, though. - Hey, ma'am, can you please just back up? - Hold on a second. I'm talking to my (censored) girlfriend here. - [Officer] I'm giving her a lawful order to back up. - Kate, stand back. - Guys, this is really not a thing. You have other things to do. - Kate, Kate, stand back. - These guys have got a serious problem with me for no (censored) reason, stand back. - You're going to jail for disorderly conduct. You can't be drunk, piss in ice buckets, yell at security. - Piss in ice buckets, yell at security guards? Let me see your (censored) proof, here! Show your (censored) badge. - [Officer] Right here. - It is right (censored) there. - Bro, if you stand back up? - What are you going to do? - Sit down! - You gonna throw me down again? Sit down. - Buddy. - It's right here. - Buddy. - Stop. - Good, good, good. - Is this the Tampa Bay police? - It's Pinella County Sheriff's office. - It's the what? - Sit the f**k down. - Well, you keep pushing my face in the wall here. - Yeah, if you keep standing up- - Face in the wall here. - Back up. You keep this. - Here. You're about to get arrested for obstruction. I'm not kidding. - I've given you (indistinct) opportunity. - Henry, stop. - Hold on a second, buddy. Hey, hey, partner. I need you to relax for a second. Okay? Listen to me. Listen to me. - Henry. - I've been here for a few minutes. You've been nothing but yelling. Relax. - Henry. - Our body cameras are on. Just relax. - Henry. - You guys are not making things better for yourself. One thing at a time. - Young lady, come back here. Don't, back here. Keep going. Nope. Keep going over here. Have a seat. Stay seated. Have a seat. Have a seat back down. - Every time. - Have a no, have a seat seat. - She's sitting back down? - Yeah. - Henry, stop. - Screaming, acting like crazy? - Yeah. You've been acting like a (censored) whole time. - Stop. You're not a (censored) s**t head. - I don't believe you're a (censored), bro. I think you just drank too much alcohol. Make bad decisions tonight. - Yes, 100%. - Stop. Henry. - I hate doing this to people that are saying wear the same uniform. You make stupid decisions, this is what we have to do. - You're not helping matters. - I'm sorry. - Okay. I've asked you twice now, be quiet. - Listen, I'm being serious, bro. I hate to do this to people. - Am I talking or no? - But I'm trying to get it through to you. - Am I talking or no? Am I (censored) talking or no? - Go ahead. Keep getting louder. I'm being loud? You're egging me on like I'm talking. - I'm gonna put you in the back of the car. - Go ahead. Put me back in the f*****g car. I'm not talking. (censored) yelling at me like I'm f*****g talking. I'm not talking. Jesus (censored) Christ. Go ahead, dude. Oh, thank God. I can tuck myself in. Don't, please don't. - Do you want me to loosen these? - No, I don't. - Don't loosen 'em. Don't loosen 'em. What am I telling you? Am I telling you to loose 'em or not? - Taking off your watch. - I don't need you to (censored) take my watch off. - You can't take to jail like that. - Do I need you to take it off? - I'm going to anyways. - You're gonna left my left hand? - You just told me you didn't want it. - I just said I didn't want you to loose it anyways? You're loosing this whole left hand? - You don't want it, so. - Are you guys gonna both not touch me? - What are you talking about? - Am I getting back in this car here? Don't touch me. Don't touch me. - Just get in, dude. Stop trying to argue. - I'm not arguing. - It isn't a (censored) show, dude. - His ID on him? - Hey. At least unlock the door, right? It's hot in here. It's hot in here. At least unlock the on door. - The door's open right now. - Hey, I'm saying close the order because it's hot as (censored) in here. So it's hot in here because I can feel the (censored) heat. I know it's hot as (censored) in Florida. So close the god (censored) door. I know your (censored). My name's Henry Pooch. You want me to spell it for you? - In a minute, yeah. - Hold on. Get your (censored) camera. Turn (censored) thing on. Get your pen. Get your pen. Hold on. Get it, get it. Got your camera? Here. You got it? - Yeah. Oh, I have on a- - You want my last name first? - [Officer] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him or her present with you while you're being questioned. If you cannot afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to you, represent you before any questioning if you wish. - Sergeant, did you guys hear. - [Officer] You can decide any time to exercise these rights and not answer any questions or make any statements Do you understand each of these rights that I've explained to you? - You just hear what he said? You just hear what he said? You hear what he said right there? I know you heard what he said. I know you heard him. - [Officer] I'm reading you Miranda. - I know you heard (censored) him. I know you heard what he (censored) said right (censored) there. Yep. We're done here. We're done, right? - [Officer] Hold on a second. We're all done. Right? - [Officer] Hold on. - The man remained in aggressive mode even after being arrested. You'd think things would calm down once he was escorted in the police car. But sadly, for the officers, this was just the start of pure torment. As a former detective, I can assure you of one thing. If a man starts hurling insults and threats, he's no strong man, just a tiny insecure little person. - You're gonna drive me? - Yep. - [Officer] Right next door. You know how your girlfriend's going? She's probably going back to the Serato. - [Henry] Where am I going? - [Officer] I don't know. I'm just a taxi. - [Officer] You're a taxi? - Yep. - [Henry] Where the (censored) is she going? - [Officer] She's probably going back to the hotel. - [Henry] Where the (censored) am I going then? To the another, to a different hotel. - [Henry] What do you mean another (censored) hotel? - [Officer] Listen, dude. - [Henry] You're gonna slam on the brakes with my head on the (censored)? (censored) I'm a (censored) police officer. Are you (censored) kidding me? I'm (censored) real, dude. I know what the (censored) run name s**t is. You're gonna drive me around like a (censored) moron? - [Officer] You're going on to the next- - [Henry] No. (censored) you dude. Are you (censored) kidding me with this (censored)? This is why the police has a big (censored) problem, because (censored) you. God (censored) dammit, dude. You're gonna drive me around like a (censored) taxi? Are you kidding me? You're a (censored) terrible police officer. - [Officer] Are you're finished? - [Henry] You're a (censored) joke is what you are. - I'm a (censored) child (censored) police officer. Yeah. You know what (censored) record. I said right (censored) there. You see my (censored) name? You see where I live? Are you (censored) kidding me? (censored) Open this (censored) door right (censored) now, and get me the (censored) outta here. You're a (censored) joker, your four sides and your (censored) collar. You're a (censored) loser, your big a*s (censored) earlobes. (censored) you. I'm sorry. Hey, please, what's your name? Can you at least answer me that? What's your name? - Being so rude, man. You being very rude. Why should I speak to you? - [Henry] I'm not being (censored) rude. Answer me. (censored) See your (censored) name. - [Officer] Very rude. - [Henry] That's what it is. Let me hear your (censored) name. I wanna (censored) warrant. What's (censored) name? Answer me your (censored) name, dude. Hey, hey. Answer me your (censored) name. Answer me it. Look at me in my (censored) face. Turn the (censored) around, answer my (censored) face. Open this (censored) door right (censored) now. Open it. Open this (censored) door. Left your (censored) face moron. Open this (censored) door. Open it. Open it. God (censored) open the door. I'm not gonna (censored) problem. I don't got a problem. (indistinct) - [Officer] We're trying to talk about this, but you're asking. - [Kate] you're not understanding me. - [Officer] I am understanding you. You're not understanding me. - But if we went to the young gentleman who was talking to us, he was like, yes. - He was the one that was- - [Kate] Sarge, he didn't call. It was a young white gentleman with the long hair that called. And he said, this is, you guys have too much to drink, go home. And we said, yes. I said 100%. And he said, who wants a drink? Sarge, I'm not lying to you. I'm telling you the truth. The young white gentleman with the young black gentleman thought, okay, go on and walk home. You'll be fine. And the next thing I know, he's like, yeah, we're gonna tase you guys if you don't stop walking. - [Officer] Okay. When we arrived, we walked through the beach (indistinct). They told us initially you guys were walking through the hotel- - [Kate] Together like this. Me and you. - [Officer] Correct. I know. - [Kate] Okay. So how was that arguing? - [Officer] Let me finish. Then we went through, the other update came through. - [Kate] So we were not arguing. I promise you. - [Officer] Okay. I then I don't know what to tell you. I wasn't, not saying, I've already told you I wasn't there. - [Kate] Okay. But thought you think that's false. - [Officer] Whatever he did- - [Kate] We were walking together. He went to the left side 'cause he thought it was in the bathroom. And it happened to be like, I don't know, maybe the ice thing or where the beer is at. And they told him to get out. And he thought it was where the beer or where the bathroom was 'cause he said, babe, I'll be right back. I'm going to the bathroom. I don't need to lie to you. - [Officer] Beach 10 to P1 or P2. - [Kate] He's literally on the job. Do you think he wants to get arrested on the job? - [Officer] No. - [Kate] Do you understand where I'm coming from or no? Do you understand me? - [Officer] I do. - [Kate] I feel like you don't because you think I'm lying to you, but I- - [Officer] I Don't. I don't. I don't think you're lying to me. I don't. - [Kate] You're out all day. You stay in the pool (indistinct). (phone vibrates) - [Officer] I get it. - [Kate] Music, we dance. - I get it. And somewhere along the line, it- - [Kate] Well, he went to the left, which apparently not the bathrooms. And I went to the right, which is the bathrooms. - [Officer] And somewhere along the line- - [Kate] And somewhere along he got nowhere. - [Officer] Correct. And right. And whatever. - [Kate] But there was no pushing or shoving involved. He's not a confrontational person. He barely speaks. And I just think this is someone else's area. - [Officer] It's very unfortunate. But it's- - [Kate] If this is one of your guys, would you act like this, Sarge? - [Officer] I mean, I wasn't there. I don't know what transpired. I don't know what prompted. If he's a law enforcement officer, then he should know, of all people. - [Kate] And he does, but when they're pushing him and shoving him in the ground, like he's- - [Officer] No, but whatever happened prior to. - [Kate] Sir, if someone pushed your face on the ground, would you act like how you are acting? No, you wouldn't. You would be disrespected. And he said, I'm with the Chicago Police Department and this is, this is what's going on. - [Officer] Just go around the gate. - [Kate] Under it? - [Officer] Yeah, I don't care. Under, over. - He said, I'm with the Chicago Police Department, which is what he is. And he has a badge to show it. And your gentleman, no disrespect, pushed him into the sand, which is your job. But also, you guys are all one in the end. Are you not? - [Officer] We're supposed to be. Yes. - Exactly. So why would he be, he's on a- - [Officer] Because- - [Kate] He's a (censored) scumbag. - [Officer] I'm trying to explain to you that somebody reported a crime over at the hotel over there. - [Kate] Sarge, you know what crime is? - [Officer] I do. - [Kate] Do you? - [Officer] I- - [Kate] Do you think this is a crime? You don't. - [Officer] I wasn't there for whatever transpired. - [Kate] Come on. - [Officer] Alright. Listen. - I know and I know, you know, this is an a crime. This is, we're gonna be drinking and we're gonna walk to our hotel, which is four feet away. There is no reason for an arrest or anyone from us. And I know you have the control of that 'cause I literally live in Chicago and I know how that works. - [Officer] Quite honestly, it's totally different down here from Chicago, I promise you that. - Sarge. - [Officer] I promise you. - So you have no control over an arrest? - [Officer] The hell am I? I do and I don't. I don't 'cause I'm not there on every one. - [Kate] So you think he's a criminal? - [Officer] I didn't, never said he was a criminal. - So then disorderly conduct- - [Officer] Hang on. As far as, listen I know you've been- - [Kate] Honestly even notice (indistinct). - [Officer] I know that, you've told me that 100 times. - [Kate] Literally he works for Chicago. We're all on a case. - [Officer] I get it. I get it. But lemme explain. - I promise you. - [Officer] Let me, what- - I understand what you saying, - I'm going to... No, correct. Disorderly conduct and whatever else happened. - But no, I 100% get that. But can we go back and talk to- - [Officer] We cannot. We're going to, they're there now. - Okay. - Hey, the, the Hilton is where, right? The one next. Next one. - Oh no, I'm at (indistinct). Sorry. - [Officer] Oh, you're at Sriracha. Serata, Where's that at? - Just south. - [Officer] Okay. Deputy Rata's going drive you to the front entrance and make sure you get back in your room safe, okay? - I cannot (indistinct). - [Officer] He's going to jail. - I cannot do that, Sarge. - [Officer] He's going, I promise. - But for what reason? - [Officer] It's already done. For whatever charges they have, either battery and or dis- - But for what? - [Officer] Disorderly in public establishment and or battery charges. I don't know for sure. I'm not there with them. I've been here with you the entire time. I know you're, I know you're upset about it, but can we not talk about it? - [Officer] Young lady, I'm sorry. This conversation's over. - Well, aren't these two just made for each other, stubborn and entitled as they come? The way the girlfriend kept blabbering just proved one thing, she had three brain cells and decided to use none of them. Meanwhile, the cop escorting Capouch at his patience wearing thin as well. - [Officer] My partner's gonna drive you back to your hotel. Make sure you get back safe. 'cause I didn't wanna leave you on the beach. - I 100% understand and I appreciate that. I honestly appreciate you. - [Officer] There's nothing more I can do for you now. - But for why? 'Cause we were walking on the beach. - [Officer] I already told you. - Sorry. - [Officer] I'm sorry. We're done. - But we were walking on the beach. So at the time we're walking, what was the order? - [Officer] I don't know. I told you there's a- - Okay, Sarge, - [Officer] Just get her back. Young lady, it's up to you. I'm leaving. I gotta go find my car. - [Henry] You've never even arrested person in your whole life. You're (censored) sheriff. What a (censored) joke you live. Actually arrest people. You're gonna have a problem with the city of Chicago. You know what? I can't wait until you get these (censored) cuffs off my (censored) wrist. Holy (censored). - [Officer] Yeah. It's (censored) rough out there. - [Henry] Hold on a second. What's your ex actual name? What's your name? - [Officer] This is Pinellas. - [Henry] What is it? - [Officer] This is Pinellas. - [Henry] Hey, is my girlfriend, is she fine? - [Officer] Yeah, they're taking her to the Serata so she can go to her room. - [Henry] Is she fine? Is she actually at the hotel? - [Officer] Yep. - [Henry] Oh God. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm (censored) upset. I'm super upset because I got locked up from them reason. And you got nothing better to do in (censored) Tampa. What a (censored) joke. I actually (censored) arrest people but I that have a (censored) problem with the (censored) city. You're a (censored) joke. You lock it up? You gonna drive while your (censored) taxes? Oh, okay. That's cool. Here we go. What does that say? On that board there? - [Officer] Well, I got that same thing. - [Henry] Well, you're not done yet. What else does it say? - [Officer] Okay, here we go. - [Henry] You texted something. Ooh, what's that blue stuff? What's that blue stuff? What does it say? - [Officer] Well, I start screaming. - [Henry] I would smoke your (censored) loser boyfriend that tried to smoke me in the apartment. Hold on. I'm not done yet. No. What does that say? I see a bunch of orange and harbor, verbal? What is that? What's that bull on the top right? - [Officer] It's a map. - [Henry] Okay. It's a map. I get that. I can read a map. What is, what else is that? - [Officer] It's just a map. - [Henry] Hold it up. What's my name? Where's my name at? - [Officer] Your name's not on the map. - [Henry] Where's it at? What's your name again? Hold my name up, dude. You can't (censored) pull my name up? Jesus Christ, dude. This is a joke (censored) city you work for. - [Officer] When are you going back home? - [Henry] I was gonna transfer here, but I wasn't. But now that I know that you (censored) work here, I'm not gonna. - [Officer] Where you go. - [Henry] We don't have the same city, but I'm not. - [Officer] When you going home? - [Henry] When am I going home? - [Officer] Yeah. Back to Chicago. - [Henry] I work for the city of (censored) Chicago and I (censored) go call my (censored) girlfriend, but- - [Officer] What day? What day? - [Henry] (censored) Loser. (censored) said a (censored) problem. What problem? What was the problem? You guys said nothing else (censored) dude, alright? Yeah. Itch your (censored) head. Keep itching it. Keep itching your (censored) head. No, I want see you itch your (censored) head. Who's this going on the passenger seat? There's no one even there because you can't even (censored) be there because you're so incompetent. Because you're a (censored) moron. Yeah, it, it should, there we go. Oh, I'm not crashing a hopefully I crash out and die. You're a (censored) idiot. God, (censored) joke you work for. This is a (censored) joke. I can't get out of this (censored) car and laugh at your (censored) face. You know what else is gonna happen? You're gonna laugh at my (censored) face. (censored) 'cause of what reason? There is no (censored) reason. We're on the same (censored) side. And what? I got upset because the warm is lit and my girlfriend and you're going to be there to be upset with me? Yeah. You know what? Drink your (censored) energy drink there. Drink it. What do you guys, what do you guys drive here? What is that? It's a Chevy what? What is it? What is it? No. Open your (censored) mouth. Let me hear what you said. What is it? What? You can't open it? What's wrong? What's wrong? Please. Can you please answer? You're a (censored) joke. You. You know what? I don't even upset. I'm not even, man. This is the city I (censored) work for. This is the (censored) country I've worked for. I've worked for fun. Yeah, cough it up. Cough it up. You know what? I wanna make sure you're okay when you (censored) lock me up. What a (censored) joke. You know what my nose hurts from? How (censored) hard you slammed on the (censored) brakes here. This is a (censored) joke. Is there someone in the passenger seat here? Can you look at me? Hey. Look in the mirror there. Is there someone in the passenger seat? But hey, I'm (censored) talking to you. You're stupid. Hey, this is, is this the biggest arrest you've ever had in your life? You don't even have a (censored) arrest in your (censored) life. You know what you are? You're a (censored) joke. Yeah. Why don't you try a little harder? You never had a real, you know what? I can't even laugh at you because you're a (censored) laugh riot. You got your dumb (censored) ears there. Can't even arrest at a (censored) real person. What do you arrest? Crabs. Is it crabs or is it dolphins? You guys leave at what, what time you spend it? Like 5:35? You arrest dolphins. You're like, hey. You can arrest dolphins at this time. Guys, what? You're a (censored) joke. You're dumb (censored) badge. A real (censored) cop. Is there someone in this (censored) seat right here in front of me? Hey, can you vocalize and say, there's someone in front of me? Hey, can you vocalize and say, there's someone in front of me? Hey, stupid, dumb. Hey dummy. You can't, 'cause there's not, hey moron. Is there someone in front of me in this (censored) seat? God, what a (censored) joke this city is, you guys. You guys, oh, you gonna slam on the brakes and smash my head on the ground? Have you ever been a real police officer in your whole life? Or is this like a joke and like, hey, let me just be a real (censored) timeout? Like I'm just going to jog my mom here because you're gonna be super happy with me. You're a (censored) moron is what you are. Hello? Hello. Hey, what's your name? No, seriously. I'm talking to (censored) you. What's your name? No. Can you look to the right side and tell me your (censored) name? I'm not gonna be rude anymore if you tell me your (censored) name, - The way Capouch was treating his fellow police officers reveals just how little respect he had for the system he himself was a part of. One can only imagine his behavior with the people he was supposed to arrest or detain, an absolute disgrace. Fortunately, he was about to get a lesson he wouldn't forget anytime soon. - [Henry] What's your name? Tell me your (censored) name. Look to the right, tell me your (censored) name. If you look at the right side. My name's Henry (censored) Capooch. I was a (censored), I worked on the (censored) front side of the Chicago police office. I want you to look at it real quick. Is there someone in the passenger seat? This whole thing's recorded, right? Oh, so cool. Henry William Capooch. I'm also a Chicago police officer. You're a half a joke. You, you live a joke of police office. You should keep police offing people that have sunburn. Good. I'm so glad that you have a Pinellas sheriff here. Oh man. Yep. You better look down because you don't know what you're (censored) building. 'Cause you're a moron. You see it? You see it? Oh good. I'm so glad you see it. Show me your (censored) name. What is it? Hey, please, you can't even look at me. You're a (censored) joke is what you are. You're joke as a police officer. Look at me. Hey, this is a (censored) joke. Do you ever look at your, do you have kids? I hope you don't have (censored) kids 'cause you're a (censored) mess. You have someone driving in the passenger seat? Or is it just like you're the toughest person in the district? Or you just tell people. - [Dispatch] One one three six, again. One one three six. - [Henry] What? What's that? You can't even tell me your (censored) name? Got your face if you had a real (censored) job to handle, you (censored) idiot. I hope there's a real police officer here. Is there? Look at your stupid self. You couldn't even handle a real job. Do you see me? Do you see me in the background? Look at your stupid face and look in the back. Look in the back. No, seriously. I wanna know your face so I can laugh in your face. Can you please tell me? I'm not even like upset that I'm a cop. I want to look at your face so I can laugh at you. Look at me. Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. I can see you. Good job, good job today. Hey, you know what? Good job. You did a really good job as a police officer. Hey, you know what? You did a good hand today. Did you get a good hand today? Did you place your left hand on a (censored) job? And you're a (censored) moron is what you are. How about people (censored) murder people in my (censored) city? And you sit here in like a moron. That's what you do, your big a*s dumba*s (censored) earlobe. Yeah, I'm right (censored) here, Stupid. Look at me (censored) behind you. Have you guys ever had a real job in your whole life? Hey, earlobes. Have you ever heard me in my life? Hey. Hey. I'm (censored) talking to you, stupid. Yeah, you never (censored) heard me because you didn't even my hand on the top when talking to you because you're, do you see me? Hey, hey, hey. Go. I want you to look at me when I'm done with you. Look at me when I'm (censored) done. 'cause you're a (censored) loser. You better look at the actual police when you're done because you have, look at your dumb fat fingers. You're a moron. I don't wanna talk to you. I want you to, I want you to see my face when I'm done laughing at you. Excuse me, sir. Sir, what's your actual name? Hey, look at that stupid flashing lights over there. And look at my name. No, hey. (device chimes) Yep. There you go. There you go. Slide it across the top. What is it? What was it? You're a joke. You know who you are? You're a joke. I would smoke you like you're loser. - [Officer] What's your name? - [Henry] You can't tell? Hello? We're on the same side. Oh no. Okay. This is so cool. - Henry Capouch was arrested and slapped with charges of battery and disorderly conduct. It turns out he was indeed a police officer with the Chicago Police Department since 2017. However, given these rather serious allegations, Capouch was stripped of his police powers and an internal investigation was initiated. Let's hope he learns the lesson he deserves. But some people truly lose their brains as they build muscles, like the man in the next case. - You wanna (censored) with me, dude? What are you doing, dude? - Put your hands. Florida officers were dispatched to the Rehab sports bar after receiving reports of an altercation involving Michael Bishop. He had reportedly clashed with a friend who was allegedly having an affair with his girlfriend. The officers, unaware of the chaos awaiting them, soon found themselves plunged into a drama straight out of a movie. - I will pay you $100. - I don't care about that. - That's something to talk to him about. Not going with your girlfriend because that's thing escalated. What something else for you would be more of a problem. Right? I think that would be right. Right? What's that? He doesn't want to go with his girlfriend because they just had a problem. He just realized that his friend was sleeping with his friend. - But that's not what happened. - It doesn't matter. But that's the problem. That's why it all started. He's thinking that's where it all started. - But the other one is my friend. - But he doesn't want to leave with her. So we just get him out of here. - Alright. Call him a taxi or an Uber. - Yeah. - I'm not a taxi service. Well, I know you to keep things from escalating to where we're going to- - Things escalated so much. I'm like, no. But if they leave together, I just don't want anything to happen. Where he was. (indistinct chatter) - [Patron] Oh my God, you want your (censored) woman? I told you to never come here again. - Hey. Buddy. Hey, what's going on? Do you need medical attention? - Do I? - Yeah. - No, not at all. - Wait, can you find out what's going on? - I'm still trying to. - Guy, the bottom line is... - Why don't we stand up here where it's not raining? - Because I don't care. - Listen, you got (indistinct) in. I got a nine one one call here. I'm not playing games. I want to know what's going on. I asked you nicely to stand up out of the rain. - You wanna (censored) with me dude? - Here. That's it. - What are you doing dude? - Put your hands behind your back. - I'm not doing nothing. - Put your hands behind the back right now or you're getting tased. - I'm not doing nothing. - Hands behind your back. - No. No. Come on. - I'm not doing nothing. - Hands behind your back. - What am I doing? - Put your hands behind your back. - Nothing. - Put your hands behind your back right now. - For what? - You're under arrest for resisting. - What are, I'm not resisting anything. - You did. Get on the ground right now. - Buddy, I just want to go home. - Get on the ground right now. For what? - Man, you missed that boat, dude. - Back up, on the ground. - For what? For what? - Get on the ground. - What did I do? - Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. - Tell me, what did I do? - Put your hands behind your back. Right? - For what? Ah, Jesus Christ. What the (censored) did I do? - On the ground. - What did I do? - Get down on the ground. - What'd I do? - Get on the ground now. Get on the ground now. What did I do? - I told you get on the (censored) ground. Get on the ground. - What did I do? What did I do? - Get on the ground. - Get on the (censored) ground. Get on the (censored) ground. Get on on the ground. Get on the ground. - What'd I do? - Get on the (censored) ground. Get on the ground. What'd I do? Jesus Christ. - Get on the (censored) ground, you're gonna get it again. - I'm down, I'm down. - Get on the (censored) ground. - I'm (censored) down. - Don't (censored) around. - I'm down. I didn't do any- - Hand behind your back. Shut your mouth. - I didn't (censored) do anything. - Holy (censored). Goddamn. Gimme some cuffs. Give some cuffs, Scott. - (censored) Do anything. Holy (censored). - I can't (censored) see. - Gonna be in my car. - Okay. - Alright, water in my car. I'm gonna get water, okay? You got it, sir? - Yeah. You alright? - No, I'm not. - Alright. Lean forward buddy. Lean forward. Are you ready? Here we go. - What's that? - Here we go. Get it all out. Blink it. - I'm gonna take you the car. You can (indistinct) the car. Okay? I'm gonna take you the car so you can feel the car. You don't walk out in the street right here. Okay? Yeah. Water right here. - Okay. - What you gotta do? - Is everybody else's secured or we good? Just him? - Just him so far. Don't even know what the hell happened inside. This guy just started acting up and wouldn't follow directions. - And then away from it. - Pull your hands away from your body. Pull your hands away from your body like this. - That's all I got. - Alright. - That's all I got. - I didn't (censored) do anything. - Yes you did. - What did I do? - I told you to come talk to me and walk up on the side. - (censored) off, dude. - The man had some nerve still talking to the officers like that. But now it was time for him to pay for his actions. - Dude, when I went hands on on with you, you pulled away from me. After multiple opportunities. - You p***y. So this is the (censored) you got now. - Lock it up. It's right here on this side right here. - I don't have anything. Jesus Christ. - This could have been ended real nice if you would've cooperated there. - Can I have my car keys please off this guy? - Will you back off please, for a second? Thank you. I'm gonna move your arms, man. You gotta move with me or you're gonna get hurt, okay? Roll over your left. - I didn't do anything. - Okay. Don't, don't grab my arm. Just leave your hands there, okay? - Didn't do anything. Stop towards. - Dude. What are you? - It's what you did towards him. That's why. - I'm not doing anything. - Alright, I'm going to (indistinct) we're gonna get your legs up, okay? You need to bend your knees and stand up. Three, two, one. Alright man. You're gonna step over here with (censored) OC spray. Are we disconnected or no? He still up to the left of this car right here. You gotta walk with us or you're gonna get dumped. Okay man? Walk to your left. You gotta walk to your left. Just a little step here. Don't fall. I know. Go ahead. Take a seat in there, boss. Go on. Get all the way in. (indistinct yelling) - Go to jail. - Get outta my bar. I'm the owner here. Get out. - That's my boyfriend and he's a psycho. I need my car keys from him. - Okay. You're gonna have to wait on him. Alright? - I need my car. - Stay over here. Sir, come talk to me. - Tell you this. First of all, I work with this guy. I'm retired. I'm retired cop. Okay? And he started (censored) saying his girl, okay, I don't want know. I'm not pressing any charges. - You don't wanna do anything? - I don't wanna do. The guy's you know, (censored) idiot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's harmless. - Yeah. - I mean, he could be dangerous guy, but. You know, I don't wanna with him. Okay. You know, as far as- - You just wanna let bygones be bygones. - Yeah. Criminal charges? Absolutely not. I won't do that. - Alright. - I've arrested that guy before - I got it. - Okay. What's that man? - That guy that I, that we, that I cuffed? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I've arrested him for domestic battery. - Okay, how you doing, Joe? - I don't mean to be a little (censored). - Listen, we've all been there, so don't worry about it. - Kick your legs to the left, man so that he can see your tasers. - Here. - I gotta get the taser studs out. - Stop moving. - Wipe my face. That's what they want. - I understand that, but that's not his priority right now. Okay? As soon as he's done with that- - That's my priority. You can talk me. I'm not gonna fight nothing - Here. You guys take one step, one foot here, take this foot, step out. If you don't do what we're telling you, man, you're gonna get left in there and they'll do it in the jail. Take that other foot. Bring it over here. Face away from me. Face away from me. - Listen, do me a favor. Just wipe my face. - Okay, I got like eight things to do right now. I need to stand there and stop talking. - Just wipe my face hard - So I can't take the one outta his stomach out. - Okay. Jail will do it. That's fine. We'll take him to the hospital. - Call it. - I got a weapon on 20. We can close out that 9 1 1. - Okay, I understand you guys are friends, okay? You got into it. You don't want to pursue charges. - I'm not pursuing nothing. Little test. And that was it. - Wiped on with her and your phone. And he actually got in the car, wiped. She gotta the passenger seat. He drove all the way over here in front of him. The fight broke out and then we arrived here. Her keys are, man? - What? - Her keys. - Dude, what's my phone? I don't have her keys. I don't have my phone. She has my wallet. She has my phone. She has everything. Check everything. She has everything. That's on this side. - Yeah, there's no, I got all four. - She has everything. - Okay. - She plays this (censored). - Why are you gonna jail? - Yeah. - I just said that. - For what? - For battery on law enforcement and resisting arrest. - For battery on law enforcement? - Yeah. - Who did I batter? - Sergeant Bagwell. - I didn't battery anybody. - Well that's for- - Battery nobody. - That's for you and the attorney to figure out. Man, my whole family's law enforcement. I know battery. - Alright. Alright, here we go. Just stay right there for me. Turn around for me please. - You want my wallet? - No, I don't. - I want my phone. - Dude, I want a blood test. (indistinct) - Michael was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest without violence. - Man, the thunder when he got tased and the way he pulled those taser pins out with his bare hands. It was as if Thor himself descended to earth, but lost his powers. On the bright side, electrical stimulation may promote some more muscle growth. Sadly though, no amount of electric bolts can spark up his brain. But even Michael wasn't foolish enough to think he could take on five cops single handedly. Talk about overestimating one's abilities. It'll get you woken up in the morning and it also warm you up. Woo! in Reno, Nevada, police officers were summoned to an apartment complex after receiving reports of a man yelling insanely as if he were possessed. The man was identified as 45-year-old Christopher Shane who also happened to be the brother of an officer and a military veteran. But little did Christopher anticipate that police officers are experts in such late night exorcisms. - I'm gonna walk to the hospital with my dog now. Get the (censored) outta here. All of you now. - [Officer] Chris, what is going on today, man? - If I ask you guys nicely, I'm gonna tell you guys right now. Whoever could go toe to toe with me, head to head. Push up to push up, let's get it. Going, facing the west right here. Facing that. I'm not saying I'm yoked. Okay? Back up and stay. Are you scared? You're scared? You're scared? Are you scared or not? Be honest? - I'm not scared of you, dude. - I know, I know. You're not scared of me. I'm scared of me. I'm scared one man and his name is, do you wanna know what his name is? Can I do a pushup? You guys wanna shoot me in the back? - I'm not Chris. - You promise me? Listen, I'm a man. - Chris, do you remember- - I'm a man, right? I'm a man. - Chris, do you remember me? - We talked at Sports West. - What's your name? It's Goodrich. - Goodrich, what's your last name? First name? - It's Elliot. - Elliot what? - Elliot Goodrich. - When's your birthday? - Chris, it's in February. - What's your number of your birthday? - Chris? What's going on tonight? - I'm doing 14. - Chris. - My brother's February 14th, 1979. - Okay. Yeah, I know your brother. I know Monique as well. Dude, shut the (censored) up. - Chris. What's going on? - Shut the (censored) up. - Why are we out here tonight? - Because I want you to shut (censored) the up. - Why do you keep yelling? - Shut your mouth, please. - Chris. - Put your taser down and shut your mouth. I see your taser right there. - I know. 'cause you got me amped up right now, Chris. - All your weapons. I see 'em right here. - Chris. - I got you amped up 'cause you guys are soft. Every one of you out here is soft. - Okay. - Every single one of you, especially that guy right there that thinks he's some kind of cowboy over there. - I see you, dude. - I'm not trying to hide. - Who do you think you're hard? - Chris. - You think you're hard (censored)? Think you're standing there hard? - Stop, my friend. - You're gonna shoot me because I'm, because you think, I think I'm better than you. - I was there when that happened, my friend. - Shut the (censored) up. - Okay. - You weren't there. - Yes I was. - Did you come up and hit me in the chest, man, okay? - No. I tried to- - Did you come up and hit me in the abs, man? - Chris. Can we- - Did you do that? - Chris can you listen? - Did you say I love you, bro? Did you say that to me? - Chris. - Did my, was my brother there? - Hey, Chris, can we get you some help my friend? - What's up? - Chris? - Chris, stop. - Two, three, four, five, six, seven cops. You gonna shoot me? I got no weapons. - Chris. - What else you wanna see? You wanna see this log? - Chris? - Wanna see the (indistinct) lod, dude? Oh, you real. - Chris. - You guys think you're (indistinct) hard. - Chris. - Navy Seals are (censored) hard. David Goggins Jocko Wilnick. Jocko run this country. David Goggins run this country. Kyle Milliken. You guys know who Kyle Milliken is? You know who Marcus Petrelli is? - Chris. - You guys know who they are? I bet you read their books. You guys think they're hard? I'm hard. I'm hardest as (censored). Tell me (indistinct), baby. Sins. Sins. Four, four, four, four, four. Get the (censored) back now. Go read your Bible. Shut the (censored). - Stop, boss. - Chris, can you stop and listen? We need to get you help. You know where you need to go. Come with us. - Don't shoot me, man. - Chris. - Please don't shoot me. I'm going, I'm going to get my own help. Stop. - We're gonna stop. - We need to get you help. - I'm gonna put a shirt on. I'm going to get my own help. - Stop. - Don't shoot me in the back. - Hey. - Don't shoot me in the back Reno PD. Don't arrest me. Don't (censored) touch me. - We're gonna get you help. - I have broken no laws. Shut the (censored) up. Let me be quiet. - Chris. - Let me be quiet and go in my own house that I (censored) earned with my blood, my sweat, my (censored) tears. - I understand. - Shut the (censored) up. - We're gonna get you some help, okay? - I'm gonna go get some right now. - We're gonna get you- - I'm gonna go get, shut the (censored) up. I'm walking. - No. - Duh! - You need to stop my friend. I'm here to help you. We're trying to help you. - You will not put your hands on me. You guys will not touch me. - Chris. - You especially. You're all weak. - Okay, Chris. You think I'm (censored)? Think I'm cranked out? Wood. - So far, the officers had been keeping a safe distance from Christopher, but it soon became apparent that their patience was running thin. Clearly allowing him to continue his antics would only make matters worse. It was high time they decided to take some action. - Chris. - No. Stop. - We need to go get you some- - Okay, I'm going. - Don't touch me. I'm going in my window. - No, we're not going to- - I'm going to my apartment. That is my (censored). My dog's in there. - Stop. - My dog's in there. - Let's go. - Alright. Take me to jail. - Thank you. - Take me to go to the hospital. You guys take me to a hospital please? - Relax. - My dog. - Relax, relax, relax, relax. We're locked. - So why does it take so many of you guys? - Because you're amped up. - 'cause you're amped up. - No, I'm not amped up. Okay. Leave me alone please. - We're not here to hurt you, bud. - We just wanna take to a hospital. - You're not taking me to (censored) jail. Pull up my pants. Somebody pull up my (censored) pants. Pull up my pants mother(censored). You, pull up my pants. Pull up my (censored) pants. - Chris. Chris. - Pull up my pants right now. Pull up my (censored) pants. Pull up my (censored) pants. - You got your keys so we can close up? - I don't even have my keys on me. Leave me the (censored) alone. - Make sure that it's closed. We'll get everything closed up. - We'll help you. Chris, can you hold a second? - Let me touch my dog. If you're here to help me. Let me touch my dog if you're trying to help me, mother (censored). You shot me in my (censored). My dog's inside my apartment. Let me go in my apartment mother (censored). - Okay. - Let me go in my apartment please. I don't have weapons guys. I don't have anything to hurt anybody. Please leave me the (censored) alone. I haven't broken any laws. Let me go to the VA hospital. Let me call my buddy Doug Dillard to come and take me to the VA hospital. I need a dog. Leave me the (censored) alone. Please don't cuff me. I didn't break laws. I'll calm down. I'll take a knee. Can I take a knee? Can I please take a knee, guys? - Take a knee. Take a knee. Alright, I'm calm. I'm calm, I'm calm. You guys please let me go to the hospital. - That's where we're going, man. - Somebody video on this (censored). Reno, help! Reno PD. (censored) You. Get outta my, where's my dog? Where's Remy? Where's Remy? Where's Remy? Where's Remy, my dog? Gimme my (censored) dog. Pull my pants up you mother (censored). Ah, I'm sorry for calling you. - Okay, can you stop? - Sorry for calling names. - Chris. We're just trying to get you help. - I just wanna get my dog. Get the (censored) outta my apartment. You (censored). That is my place. - Agreed. - Chris. Ambulance right there, my friend. - Where's my dog? Where's my dog? - It's in the house. - Where's my (censored). Let me close up my stuff. - Hey, just a second. - My window's wide open. You guys went in. You're smoking a cigarette. - Chris. - Let me have my dog. Let me have my dog, Remy. - Ambulance right there. What kind of dog you got my friend? - You guys are so weak. - Right there. - You go. - Okay. - No, you go. - Go. Chris, come on man. - Hey. - What am I doing wrong? Am I breaking a law? - Yes. - How? - You're being too loud. You pissed all your neighbors off by screaming. - Okay. I'm sorry. - Chris was eventually strapped to a stretcher. If only they could have found a way to tie down his tongue for a mere two seconds. Just imagine the peace and quiet. - So, why, when can I go back in? Because I have broken no laws. I've done nothing wrong except for yell. And I was, I will shut the (censored) up. And I just asked you guys to leave me alone so I could do pushups. You guys won't leave me alone. Don't look through my (censored). Do I go in your house and look through your (censored)? Okay, well maybe I will. - That's it, Chris. Close the window. Lock it. - I want, I won't let go man. You guys are gonna arrest me, aren't you? You gonna throw a charges or disturbing piece or something like that. Most likely. Yeah? You're gonna take me to jail? - Misdemeanor crime. - Yep. I knew you would. I knew you would. - Moments later, one nice officer really cracks this case. Take a look. - Can you push my elbow back a little bit? - Back like this? - Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. Keep going. - Say when? - Keep going. Yeah, keep going. Just go dude. Send it full send. - I'm not gonna go too hard. I don't wanna hurt you man. - Do as hard as you can bro. - I know, but I don't want to hurt your joints or nothing. - Just, I just, I need to break. I need to pop. - We're not doctors or chiropractors, so we'll let them figure that out. - Ah, yeah. - Better? - Yeah, Reno. - There you go. - Thank you for shooting me, man. It was the best thing you ever did. - Did you fall at all or anything, Chris? Looks like you have a little scrape on your back back here? - Yeah. - You fell? - I fell. I did a back roll. - Oh okay. So did you hit your head at all? No, I just did it on purpose 'cause I'm just practicing. I'm gonna walk on at UNR. - Okay. - For football. - Alright. - I've been training for it. Yeah, thanks. Hey, I need a (censored) blanket. (car beeps) Sorry, I cracked the whip though. - We can grab you a blanket. Yeah, I can get that you. No, I don't need one. - One right here, ready for you. - Yeah, I got it right here man. - I don't need it - Man. - All right. - They call me the white Geronimo. - The white Geronimo. What position do you wanna play in football? - Pull up from my right arm. You real strong. Yeah, pull up. Come on (indistinct). - Have a good day. We'll get you down there, get you some help, buddy. Good day, (indistinct) out, and go from there. - You wanna just keep your legs up here for me man? - Ah, ah. - No, Chris can't pull- - Can you guys please get the cuffs off now? They're (censored) hurting my shoulder bro. Can you put 'em in the front? - Can't put 'em in the front. Put them back behind. But I can't put 'em in the front. - (censored) take me to jail like this. - I don't care. - Go ahead, you guys. Take me, take me to the hospital. To hospital. Can I please have the cuffs off or can you guys review the cuffs? Stand me up and then redo the cuffs so I'd be comfortable, at least? We can put 'em back behind you. - Okay, cool. - You gonna be all right with me, Chris? Absolutely, bro. I promise. - Swing off to the side. Over this way. Here's your phone right here in between your legs. - Put it right on my (censored). Put my phone on my big old (censored) please. - Alright, this is ready. - Can we put on this on, on my phone? It's called Geronimo. I mean No, don't do that. Don't touch my phone. - This thing's wrong. - I don't know, but it's awesome. It'll get you going guys. It'll get you woken up in the morning and it'll also warm you up when it's nice and toasty. Warm in the cool, Hey, whoa! - Top of the morning to you. - I'm stuck now. - I'm never talking again. It's the last time I talk. Right on my nuts. - The only thing I need to do here is for- - Reno PD. Make sure it's locked up. - You've got to commend the cops for keeping their cool with such a character. I can't help but feel sorry for the people at the apartment complex. What a nightmare of a neighbor to have living next door. - History of just not being stable. - Yeah. So he's a veteran. I don't know what service he was in. - Marines. - Was he? And he suffered some sort of a brain injury. - Yeah. - And then that mixed with, you know, the steroids doesn't really help anything, so. - You know, I'm seeing is it was just Veteran's Day. - Yeah. Yeah. - I don't know if that triggered him. - That's what we were just talking about. - Yeah. - I'm sure it has something to do with it. But the, when we were looking for his phone right now, we found some, some drugs. So that definitely doesn't help. So. - No, - There's a whole lot of demons that he is dealing with right now, unfortunately. Well, yeah, but man, this guy, dude, big, big dude. - Yeah, he's- - Well (indistinct) let out. Yeah, he's alright. We're trying. - Last time I dealt with him, he was using h****n or I'm sorry, he was using r***s and m**h in combination to power through those extra workouts. But- - Well now we got roids and h****n, both sides. - Well probably using the h****n to come down from (indistinct). (dog barks) - I'm just trying to get home to my family. I'm cold, I'm out here with no shirt on. And Sean Gibson gonna watch me go to jail when I could go home and be comfortable and be a healthy veteran. - Okay. - If I went home and slept with my dog. But you're gonna make me go to jail because I was yelling. - (indistinct) tonight. - How many days did you gimme you gonna take my job from me too, Sean Gibson? Gimme my shirt. Gimme my shirt. - Chris. - Don't touch my, gimme my shirt. (censored) You Sean. - Okay. - Have a seat, Chris. - I was speaking to my brother Sean. Sorry, I shouldn't say that. Sean, I'm angry with you because you're making this decision. - I understand. You can be angry at me. - But why are you taking me to jail? - Because that's the solution tonight. - No, the solution here tonight is getting help here for having me sleep it off. They've already cleared you out. So we're gonna go up there and then you can work on getting help further from there. All right? There's people up there that'll help you as - Well. Dude, shut the (censored) up. - Okay? - You're a (censored). - Yep. - Made in every way. - Okay. - Every (censored) way, Sean. - All right. And I see you too. I see it. - Okay. - Yeah. - Discharge. - Hey, I'm sorry I said that. I'm just saying you're taking me to jail. - I know. - 'cause I just want to eat, man. - I don't take any personal offense man. - But why are you guys taking me to jail when I need help? - We're trying to get you that help. - My meds are at home. - I understand that. - But you're gonna put me in jail where I gotta fight? You guys want me to fight in jail? - No. - Yeah you do 'cause you haven't been in there. You don't even know what it's like in there. You have no clue. But you think you're hard dude, with your little freaking goatee. - Oh, I don't think I'm hard. I know I'm not. - Me neither. I don't think I am either. I just wanna go home. - Hey Chris, what we can do is we can try to- Can you guys just issue me a ticket like you did after you shot me and let me go home? I promise to be calm. - Can you have a seat? - I promise to be calm, guys. - Alright, I appreciate it. - Okay man. I'm sorry. - Do you want me to grab your phone for you? I know you're touchy about your stuff. Got it? Okay. - Can y'all grab my shirt for me? - Yeah, I'll grab it. I'll grab it from the other side. That way we're not getting it all in. - It's okay. It's okay. I don't trust you guys to get my (censored). - Ill get it. I'll get it. Hey, come out and grab it. You don't want us to grab, grab it. - Thanks guys. I pissed all over myself. - I've been respectful towards you certain times. You know, I'll grab your shirt. Don't put story like that. I'm the man. I'm a man. - You're the man Chris. - No problem. I'll get this. - I'm not trying to be aggressive. - I get it. I know who the (censored) I am. - I got it. - Doing something. Don't grab (censored) me, bro. - Okay. Okay, I just- - Don't touch me, dude. You ain't hard. It's real hard mother (censored) out in the streets, like real ones. You ever heard of the real ones? I'm a (censored) real one. Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome. - Alright, Chris. Come on. We gotta go in this door over here. - Somebody put this shirt on for me? - Do you want it like over your shoulders or how do you want it? - Got it? - Hey Chris, we need you to sit down buddy. Okay? Can I sit right here? - That's fine if you wanna sit right there, but we just need you to sit down, okay? - Okay. The VA, they took me to the VA already. Sorry if I was being rude first, I'm not meaning to, I'm just not happy to be here. I just, I thought maybe I could lay down. Can I lay down on this pole? - Just get you back. Just gotta search all your stuff. Alright? - Why do you have to do search all my stuff? - Why? It's the same thing. - But I'm a vet and I was so why do I, why is there so many officers here? Are you guys scared? You with the mustache? Are you scared at all? You scared of anything in the world? - (indistinct) Fired (indistinct). I'm scared of rats, Dude. That's the only thing. Filthy rats hate 'em. - Now that you mention it, (censored) melon. - Kidding me. - Oh, snakes too. Can't forget about snakes. Yeah, snakes rattles. - Yeah, they bite. - Alright Chris, we're gonna walk into the next room. We're gonna take your photo real quick, okay? That's right here. That's right here, Chris. - My right hand please. - Right hand. - There you go. - Okay. What you doing bro? Why? No, you just grabbed me like try to push me. - He's just trying to escort you Chris. He's not trying to confront you. - Trying to handle you. - I don't understand. I'm trying to be relaxed, but you're trying to walk me. Yeah, you are. You're not strong bro. - Chris, come on. - Chris. Nobody's trying to be out strong. - Chris, remember what we talked about. The faster you get through the process, the quicker you get outta here? - It's up to you. - What's your first name? - Just a minute. Alright, Chris. - Alright (indistinct). - Chris, right up here for me. - Chris, this will get you through faster. Just open your eyes. Okay? Look at the camera. You gotta keep 'em open. Just stare at it mean mug it. (dramatic music) - Chris was charged with disturbing the peace and resisting arrest and was sentenced to 60 days in jail upon pleading no contest. Rumor has it that he's still yelling, "I'm the man". However, if Chris wasn't the very definition of Mr. Six Pack gone whack, then brace yourself because the next guy surely is. the Delray Beach Police Department in Florida received reports of an intoxicated individual causing a scene at the beach. Without missing a beat, the officers sprang into action. (indistinct chatter) - None that, bro. Gonna cry, bro. Kareem, remember that suit Alright? Kareem Muhammad Alawi, bro. - All right. - Get it right b***h. No, it's, it's that what it is. I have no problem with you boys. Alright? I just want peace, bro. I did five years because of racist cop. I'm over it. - Hey, Kareem got a middle initial? - Mohammed. - Is that your last name? Oh. - My middle name. I did nothing but cheer my fighter, the owner had an issue with it. - Kareem date of birth? Kareem date of birth. No, I don't want do anything. Okay? Deal? - I got, I'm a social media influencer. I got a room of social media influencers here. I try to bless them with this (censored) building. Hey, this (censored) stupid dumb A. You gonna get shot tonight, watch. (group exclaims) I ain't gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. - You need to shut the hell up. - Yes, sir. - No, the way he's acting to innocent people, bro. It's f****d up. - Yeah, but you can't be threatening. - Boy, this man picks me up for what? Cheering my fighter? He picks me up, I don't even touch him and he's still trying to f*****g choke me out. For what? You p***y b***h. - Probably 'cause you're acting like this. - Excuse me? - Probably 'cause you're acting like this. - No, I wasn't. - You're not acting like a person. Okay? You're acting like a drunk dumba*s. - I'm not drunk. - Well, that's what you're acting like. - I'm not drunk. Thank you. I can do a sobriety test for you right now. - I don't care. - Put your body cam on. - I don't care. - I am completely- - You're not listening to the words that are coming outta my mouth. - Right? Correct. I already did five years because of ignorant people like you. - Well, you keep acting like this. It's gonna, we're gonna just add time to it. - I'm just trying to go home, sir. That's all. - And I told you to gimme two minutes and we'll let you go. - Yes sir. - But you keep jaw jacket at people, you're gonna end up at county. - Yes sir. - So we don't want do that. But ultimately you're gonna force our hand. - Yes sir. - Okay? - I have force (indistinct) sir. - I understand that. But for now, just relax and not don't talk. How about that? Alright? - Where's my shirt, sir? Can I pull on my shirt? We'll find it. We'll find it. - Yes sir. We'll find your shirt. I just need you to cooperate and not talk. - He took it off. He took it off before (indistinct) - White boy. He's just standing there antagonizing me, sir. It's against me. - He's literally done nothing. He hasn't opened his mouth down. He's clearly just sitting here. - I know you're gonna come. - I'm not, I don't even know him, but you're just sitting here jaw jacking for the sake of jaw jacking. - I'm not jaw jacking I have the legal limit. - He's literally- - You can go back. - That's all you are. That's all you are. He's literally sitting here, not saying a f*****g word. But you just wanna start yelling at people. Turn around if his mere presence- - I got discriminated against. - Just sit there and turn somewhere else. - (indistinct) Tonight. I got chopped on tonight by this (indistinct) S**k my d**k - That's it. That's it. - The cops had heard enough and decided it was time to put this guy's idiocy to rest. - Stuff I did. - That's it. That's it. That's it. Alright, let's go - Yes sir. - Two months. You had too many chances. - Guys, you know I'm (indistinct) I was just playing (indistinct) paper. - Yeah. Talked yourself to get arrested. - Yes sir. You guys can put him in my car. - Yeah. - Can I get my shirt please? Yeah. We'll get your shirt. - I don't go out because of this because every night there's some a******s roll by that will have an issue against you. And sir, please, I would, please reconsider for you arresting me, please. - No, you had how many warnings? - Well, Sir, he's antagonizing me, bro. - No, he wasn't, he wasn't doing anything. He was literally sitting there. That's all he did. He stood there. In front of his bar. - This isn't justice, by the way. - You don't have nothing on you?. - It's not justice. It's not justice, y'all know that. That's my shirt, sir. May I- - Take it with you. - Yes sir. - No worries. - Yes sir. I don't mean any problems for y'all boys. Alright? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Listen. You cool off? - Yes sir. And you know, maybe depending on what your address is and stuff, you may not have to go to county. - Yes, sir. - But you gotta cool off. We can't let you out in front of the PD acting like- - Sir, I just got choked the f**k out in front of the whole public, sir. - And we were hearing you out. But when you say- - I kept on tapping, I kept on tapping - When you sit here, are you listening? - I didn't say I was gonna shoot anybody. I said that he was gonna get shot tonight for the way he's acting. - Listen man. - I said that's what exactly what I said. - People out here. - Yes. You can always testify. Guess what I said. - Looking at you. - Yes sir. Because they choked me out. They jumped me and they choked me out. - But you didn't give us a chance to even look at that dude. - Because I know what time it is, sir. I dealt with this so many times. - But you gotta give us a chance. I always get the blunt and the state. Look it tonight, here it is. It's another time. - We was hearing you out. - I just did five years because of this s**t. - We was hearing you out. Well, we don't want that. I don't want you to do five years. I want you to just cool it and we'll figure it out. - I got 17 employees out here, sir. I pay my taxes, like I'm a good bro. Like no matter what my record says that aggravated battery on an officer, that was a police issue. - That was then. It's not now. - But while I'm telling you is- - I haven't trouble since 2014. So please don't hate my record. - Take take a breath. Cool off. Sir, I worked so hard. - We're gonna get you outta here. Okay? - Yes, sir. Yes sir. - And we'll go from there. - Yes sir. - Turn it, turn it around now, okay? - I'm sorry boss. I really am, bro. I know, but you feel something personal. - Not at all. - But I'm a good guy, bro. - I don't feel anything at all. - Alright? A sand n****r or whatever the f**k I am to y'all, bro. I'm a good guy, bro. - Don't even know what your name is, honestly. So. - Yes sir. - Go ahead. Have a seat. - Shirt? - I will grab it. Go ahead, have a seat. - Think it's here. - The man was charged with disorderly intoxication. Personally, I'd argue that anyone who flaunts their status as a social media influencer deserves to be arrested on principle alone. Don't you think so? - I often wonder why people have such a hard time understanding the word stop. Maybe it's one of life's great mysteries, destined to remain unsold. Thank you detective for sharing these baffling cases with us and to all of you, which one did you find the funniest? 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