put Helen in
jail. She experiences jail and she
experiences goddamn handcuffs. Now, have
you been offended as an American? Me,
too. I don't want to be here. Take me to
Africa, you sucking. On April 15th, 2025
in Ohio. Police were called when a woman
insisted on pressing charges because her
package was left at the wrong door. I
don't know what's going on, man. I don't
know. She was yelling her crazy [ __ ]
threatening her. Okay, we'll see what
the matter is. You have a lampshade, a
little waxed wall, a lock, a
for a tiny house. Nothing in this
goddamn house. The windows closed.
Hello. And a goddamn radio on. Did you
call
She called. Is that Helen that called?
Yes. Okay. And then man across the
hallway called too. Okay. I talked to
Helen just for a minute. Yes.
Lou, are you Helen? Yeah. Did you have
you said the the aid delivered a package
FedEx or something? Okay. Gotcha. And
they put it in front of my door and my
aid just picked it up and brought it to
me. Your aid? Okay. I didn't look at it
and I just opened it and I saw that it
was for her. As soon as I saw her, I
took her to her and I said I said, "I'm
sorry. I didn't mean to open this. I
didn't even look at it." I said, "Nancy
brought it to me and I didn't even pay
attention." And she didn't say anything
then, but now she's going nuts and she's
been in the hall screaming and cussing.
This is the third time, but she took she
actually took she has it in her
apartment. She's trying she threw it in
the hallway and was trying to give it to
me and I wouldn't take it. I put it back
by her. Okay. But she told me that she's
going to file federal charges on me for
opening her mail and that I'm the reason
she's getting evicted. This is the third
time that the laws come today. Yeah. And
they I was here earlier. Oh, were you? I
know that one of them said that if she
if she does it again, they won't take
her. Yeah. See what we can do here.
[Music]
[Applause]
Tanya, come to the
door. What's I know somebody broke a
cell on my goddamn government phone and
I am pissed. What's the matter with
this? I want press charges. This goddamn
woman right here. I want press charges
on her on my government goddamn phone.
What happened? She broke the cell. It's
got 17 president sales. Press charges on
her now. You have the phone?
No. Looks like you do. I want this
replaced. See
this? See this? It's a goddamn
government thumb. It still hasn't been
broken. It's still uh It's got codes
now. Shut up. It's intact. You see this
truck? You see this paw print? Thumb
thumb. Thumb. You see this thumb? See
this thumb? You see the thumb? See the
thumb? You see this numbers? You see
this name numbers? You see name numbers
for this security. My name is Five
letters. switch. Switch on a phone
pretty and then you can click on that.
You click like this and you click on my
goddamn mothering car. You're done. Yep.
You're under arrest. No, I'm not. Yeah,
you are.
Now, who opened my phone
[ __ ] Who opened my phone
[ __ ] I threw in the hallways. What?
Candy? Got it. That's the government's
phone. And somebody opened my mouth in a
hotel. They broke their cell on fast.
Now I want Helen arrested, too. We're
both going handcuffs. Get Helen, too.
We're going together as twins. Get
Helen. Let me pick up my trash. No. Get
Helen. No. Quit yelling at me. I've had
enough. No. Helen's going with me. She
broke the seal. Give me the cell in my
mouth. Give me the cell in my mouth and
my license. We're going to leave it
there. No, you're not. You're locking my
door. Give me my goddamn license and my
purse. Where's your keys? You're giving
me my license and my purse. What? You're
locking the door, giving me my license,
my purse, and you're taking hold with
me. A cop now.
Where's your keys at, Sonia? So, we can
lock. Give me my goddamn purse on my
neck, my ID on my crack. And you
arrested Helen. She broke the law. You
took the keys up on the fridge, or was
that just them? They're always on the
hook every goddamn time to banana.
You never get back here. Echo the
banana. Catch your dick at the banana.
There they are. Put it over here.
I hope so. Just a goddamn envelope that
was opened illegally. Back up. Get the
goddamn Did it right
now? Right mother now with me.
All right. Your apartment's locked.
Okay. Get the goddamn Did it. Let's go.
on a government
phone. See this right here that kicked
me out of a haunted hotel. You see that
goddamn you can
walk it. I'm kicking the goddamn nuts.
You [ __ ]
love you
witch. You want to my mouth you dumpster
inside blood on free Wi-Fi on the
haunted hotel in Chenny.
Come on upside down your
pole on 13 orbits of teeth. You
sucker. Son of a mother. We got bear
there. I'm going climb it like a monkey.
Have a good night, guys.
I got a tank out back. Got the goddamn
key put on my neck. Did you get my
purse? Put on my ass crack. You don't
need it. I got [ __ ] to paint with.
Calm down. It's jail, mother. That's
where you're going
for Helen in
jail. She experiences jail and she
experiences goddamn handcuffs. You got
her
handcuffs and goddamn Jewel. What are
you trying to do? Put her on handcuffs.
Flip it. And put her
on. She rides back with me. You could
have brought two of them. I'll take it.
Put Helen in the other goddamn start.
You put Helen. Start knocking out some
of the reports for me. Get her ass in
the car. You put Helen in the other
goddamn right now. You don't have to
pick me up and put me there. Piggy, I'm
up for heavy. How much can you
ate? You want to unlock them so I can
climb in? Okay.
Let's play with him. Get on that side
over there. All right. Come on. Don't
break me. I have I'm
leg wheelchair arms. I do wear I'm a
wheelchair. Okay. Well, stand up.
I can't stand up. I'm handicapped. I
can't. I have a wood truck handicap
accessibility. We know you could walk. I
legally can't stand up. You dropped me
on the goddamn floor. I fell. I had hand
to get up. You kept pulling. This is
illegal racism. I'm a handicapped woman
and I fell. You have to give me arms to
stay under that handicapped woman. Give
me a wheelchair. Give me a wheelchair.
Abuse. Godamn it. Okay. Wait a minute.
Okay. Thank you. So, slide in there.
Well, don't cross my feet. Okay. Give me
to breathe. Okay. Slide in there. Roll
it on the window. Yeah. Hide is in a
wheelchair. This was unnecessary. Slide
your feet in there. No. Hel. I'm
annoyed. I won't watch you. We're not
playing with them. Get in the car now. I
can't. I got to catch my leg. Get in the
car. I can't get my left leg in without
you smashing it. You're going to have to
help me with my left leg in cuz you're
going to smash into the board. sit up
there on a seat where you was cuz I
don't have both hands. I'm short. I'm a
muted deformer. I'm a turtle. You got a
turtle backpack and you wrap my arms to
a backpack. I'm a turtle and you wrap my
arms to a backpack. Can you wrap them in
front, please? My titties. No. The house
has to back up. Oh,
I'm Come on. Stand up. Lay me down. Get
in there now. I'm trying, but you're
going to break my wrist. You literally
break my wrist. Come on. Okay. Wait a
minute. trying to help you. Scoot on
your butt into the into the seat.
Meaning I might win. All right. Ready?
One, two. You're going to break my
wrist. You will break my wrist. Get up
there. God damn it. Your metal will
break my wrist. Get up there. And I want
to get
in. There you go. Now point your leg in.
That
hurt. Good job.
I'm a teenage man turtle and you can't
put handcuffs behind me because I'm a
handicap with I put them in the front of
titties. Cuz I'm handicapped by law.
Self-defense lawyer now. You are the
worst goddamn witch people I ever met in
my goddamn life. The worst humans in my
goddamn life. And I can train a dog to
protect somebody from a human before a
human can drive a goddamn car without
hitting me. And the mother titty. I was
just telling them don't open my goddamn
government mail truck. It's a government
phone. The only phone I had. I got it. I
worked hard to get it. I ordered it and
in seven 10 days I got it. And guess
what? In 3 days, I got my truck and I
did so much and that short amount of
time I left my house one goddamn time
and they destroyed my mothering wallet
with my money and did two of everything
in my wallet. And one time I left my
door unlocked and trusted you stupid
mother. 911 ain't worth no with a 10 to
spell a goddamn name on a piece of
plastic without shooting me in the
forehead. You burn five piece of [ __ ] in
America. I've been in my house for seven
months. I went to jail three times. I
went to slice seven times for crazy
Sonia on a fiveletter word clipping
pennies and between my four fingers. You
son of
a And I got two veteran sons. You piece
of
[ __ ] And these rocks has to play with
two big guns that loot me in the eye.
And I flip off in the air.
You can't my teeth in a slide dumpster
of mud. You piece of [ __ ] And your
metal gel cell is more comfortable than
a goddamn naked sleeping little painted
Xbox little painted concrete pad and the
goddamn landing of Columbus where they
put theiring airplane for your whole
goddamn state for your whole mothering
state of Ohio on a circle piece of paper
and a pencil. So if you hate a piece of
pencil paper that says Ohio with an O in
a circle, you can suck
my balls or mouth teeth and eyeballs and
put it through my eye and ask me the
surface of my black to white to the
veins of my eyeballs cuz you are a piece
of [ __ ] There's no phone to call for
fire. There's no phone call to call for
police or please help me in English with
PLZ. A no or yes. No, don't open my mail
and yes, arrest me and take me straight
to a goddamn airplane and get me the
away from an American. Take me to
Columbus airport and get the away from a
goddamn American. Get me the away from
America. You son of a white honky chunk
goosey A to B, one to Z. Can't get a
lawyer with a goddamn dollar quarter
with a head on it with two pieces of
metal in between your finger. Bottle
caps up. credit coin and you can't hit a
gumball machine in a candy shop to earn
a lollipop in your mouth to suck it. You
go put a lollipop in your 2-year-old's
mouth, you [ __ ] And then pick another
room to take and slip and slide blood
out your in your wife's teeth and then
blood eyeballs and ask her to look at
you again. Funny, you piece of
sucking. Now, have you been offended as
an American? Me, too. I don't want to be
here. Take me to Africa, you sucking
monkey. You racist honky. Get me the out
of here, you sucking piece of Come on,
manhandle me like you did last time in a
wheelchair. Manhandle me and threw me
all over there. You don't know a cat or
piece of fish to go fishing. Nothing in
the middle of scream and water until he
goes to air and no water.
You all right? Are you going to get me
into Africa? Huh? We're going to get you
out of those cruisers so we can send you
up. Be able to get out. I got arrested
for filing charges on hell and opening
my goddamn mouth. All right. Well, we'll
get out. Come on. You need to unlock the
back and put him in the front. I'm a
handicap in a wheelchair. Are you able
to walk? No.
We're going to get you out here around
the nurse check out. Okay. You guys have
abused me so much I'm going to Africa.
We're not going to abuse you. We're
going to get you out here so we can have
the nurse check out. Okay. I just need
you to calm down. I know you're stressed
out. No [ __ ] I'm upset. I know you are.
You know what I went through to get a
government phone? I just need 17
signatures of government assistance.
What's your first name? And someone open
the goddamn cell. What's your first
name? Government knows everything you do
on every number you do. Actually,
opening cell here. Slide towards me. God
damn it. Our hands are bracing your
back. I got you. You're able to shimmy
over. You want to do that in a
wheelchair. All right. On here. We're
going to shimmy over. All right. All
right. Scoot yourself over. Okay. All
right.
I'm afraid on that.
The woman was arrested and charged with
disorderly conduct. If she is convicted,
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