Open the window for me all the way, please. Put the phone down. Put the phone down. Can you do me a favor? Open all the windows. What? Open all the windows. Open all the windows. I need you to open all the windows for me right now. Anybody else in this vehicle? There's nobody else in the vehicle. Let me know. Okay, I'm recording. All right. You know why I'm pulling you over right now? No. Okay. Okay, I pull you over because I saw you. I was I was driving behind you. I don't know if you noticed. You were swerving. You didn't indicate the turn signal. Okay, you can record all you want. I mean, I don't know what you're doing there. What you're looking up. You're looking up, you little weirdo. Do me a favor. Open up all the windows. Blah blah. Let's go. Sir, why are you making this difficult? You want me to make your life difficult? Cuz I love making people's lives difficult. Really? There you go. I just did that. What do you do about it? Nothing. Okay. So, now license registration proof of insurance. Can you get off your phone? Your little Tik Tok thing. Did you tell me why you put me on? I just did. Are you deaf? Matter of fact, can you call your supervisor? Are you deaf? Can you call your supervisor? Oh, there is no supervisor. There's no supervisor. No, there is no supervisor. I'm the most senior officer on the road right now. So, I'll tell you what. I would be said supervisor. I'm going let you listen to my music. Okay. So, that's how we're going to fight. All right. Step out of the vehicle for me. Step out of the vehicle for me. Okay. Put the phone down. Hold on. Actually, you know what? Do you have any weapons on? Do you have anything not supposed to have on you in the car? Listen. Do you have anything not supposed to have on you in the car? You're going to make this going to make this step out the vehicle. You just answer the question first. I'll step out the vehicle. On the wheel. I'll step out. Listen to me. Follow my directions and this can go very easy. Listen, sir. Listen. Do you want me to get out the car? You don't. I want you to follow my directions like you just did. Like a good boy. I'm following your directions. No. Did you want me to weapons or anything you shouldn't have in a vehicle or on your person at this moment? No. No. Nope. Okay. Do you have a firearm on you? Do you have a license to carry a firearm? If you do, are we in Florida? Even if I did have a license to have What you talking about? Get out of the vehicle. Okay. All right. All right, listen. Hands over here. I got a gun right here on my side. Okay, put your hands up there. I got a gun on my side. Okay. Can you do me a favor? 226. I'm going to have a totally male. Look at my shirt. Rush that back up. Why you searching me? Spread your feet out. While you search your feet out while you searching me. Where's the gun? Where's the gun? On my right. Right here. On my right hand. For my safety and your safety. We're going to do this today. Okay. Hey, basically when you do that, while you while you're searching me, You got big muscles, huh? My my gun. It's right on my chest. Oh, wow. Oh, on your chest. Huh? So, we're lying today. Are you a gang banger? Is that what you're doing here? You're selling drugs? Me? No. Okay. Sit in the parking lot. Don't move. You have a license to carry this? We're in Florida. Do you have a I sure enough do. Okay. You know what? It's called a Hey, buddy. It's around my neck. It's called a concealed carry permit. Listen. Listen. My license is around my neck. Oh, I carry it around my neck. Okay. Well, first let's see what else is lying. Hey, did not spread your feet apart. Spread your feet apart. [Applause] Yes, sir. Okay. Listen. Can you get my Can you make sure you get my my my What is this? Can you make sure you get my my license to carry my license to carry on my chest? Is this fake? You know, a lot of people like to act like like they're cops. Federal agent, right? Where's the ID? Let's check the ID. Do me a favor. Federal agent. So now, so now my bad don't even make lean against the car. Lean against the car. So you're So like, why would you tell me? I seem like you fudgly pulled me over. You been drinking today? Drinking, sir. We don't drink. I smell alcohol. I've been eating for the actually doing an investigation on Okay. And just what happened in the past? 216 back. You just when your sergeant gets here and he realizes what's going on right now. What's going on? The bad don't make a difference. Where's the Okay, so I found your ID cuz here I have I have a cop who's doing some things that's wrong. Tell me why is a police officer. Tell me why another police officer in handcuffs. You didn't over swerve. You didn't identify yourself as a police officer. You were swerving. You didn't indicate your turn signal. Once again, sir, you didn't call for You didn't call your sergeant here neither. The things that we we supposed to do here, right? All right, let me get these off of you, buddy. I don't know why you're being like this. I don't know why you're being like this going on here. What y'all got going on? I tell you what. You know, you as agents, we going figure it out. You know, we don't like we don't like city cops. You know that, right? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We don't like federal cops. Agents don't like city cops. We consider ourselves cops. What are you pencil pushing? You could have just I pulled over. You could have just identified yourself as realistic and it would have done. Of course it was. When I showed you my badge and you grabbed my badge, you still didn't believe it was real because people are first aid officers all the time. When I see your sergeant, I'll make sure when I see your charge, we'll make sure Well, we don't have to go that far. Okay. No, we won't. We'll go farther than that. We'll make sure we talk to them. We'll make sure to do a lot of things on this. I'm pretty sure you probably have other offenses against you, but you you have a nice day and I continue to have a mine. Listen, listen. I appreciate you, sir. Listen, sir. I appreciate you. You have a good day. Thank you much. [Music] [ __ ]